On the way home tonight I saw a slug trying to pull a snail. Or maybe the other way round I am not sure. Anyway they were traces of their routes on the pavement, and when I got there they were actually licking each other with passion (well slowly but you know, passionate). So I wonder if a slug is just a snail not married yet, therefore having no house. But that is not the point really. Next week my lovely friends are taking me to the zoo, and we'll go and see the bears and the crocodiles and everything. Maybe they are secretly planning to leave Larry and me there as a new attraction. Hope not. My parents are worried about my future, my love life, my diet, and probably some other stuff I forget. My mum does the "havent you met someone nice yet?" bit, while my dad goes on the "havent you got any job interviews yet?" theme, and both join for a "you know chips arent healthy dont you?" chorus. Are your parents like that? I mean, sometimes I wonder. Red knickers day should be red, for the simple reason I havent got any pink knickers. And red is a great colour anyway. David Moore met Peter Miller. How come that suddenly I feel less special? I mean from now on if we are having a "Peter Miller drawing competition" in the pub David will win because I can't draw. Gmgrlmgrlmrmgr. Jonathan David is my song of the summer. Disposable barbecues: the miracles of modern world. Elenaxx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+