OK, the problems with being freakishly tall: 1. Banging your head on doors. 2. Beds that aren't big enough. 3. Finding clothes that fit. 4. Teenage girls wanting to sit on your shoulders at gigs. 5. Not being able to join in the conversation without bending over (eg when talking to Sinisterines at the Spitz on Saturday night). 6. Lack of legroom on buses / trains / airplanes. 7. Uncomfortable driving positions. 8. Always being the one who has to put up / take down the Christmas decorations. 9. Finding shoes that fit. 10. Having to sit down when you want a bit of tonsil tennis. And as for bras, I find it's better to undo and remove them with your mouth. More fun, anyway. (Or so I've heard. Obviously, I'm not *that* kind of guy. I just wish I was.) Big Stu +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+