I havent posted anything for ages as you'll all have noticed (of course!) but tuesday-thursday is busy,busy,busy around here... Anyway, i'd like to appologise, especially to Lesley Jo for my innapropriate slurs. I'm sorry, I was trying to be Brad (nice Wizard of Oz thing, BTW) and it's just not me, so *hug* that's better isn't it. Now dry your tears and go back to the sandpit and play nicely. Narnia? That's my childhood, well a bit of it... My favorite was always The Horse And His Boy. I have some instructions for you people: (1) Click here: http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/cabaret/5523/wjpages.html (2) Click here and vote for me, as you're so impresed by (1): http://listcrush.future.easyspace.com/ Oh, I have to go, really, but I'll be back with something long and interesting (no smut intended, I am entirely innocent now, in fact my new name is TWeeJay) for now though, you can make do with a list of some FACTS!!!! 1. The average reading age of the UK population is 9. 2. Mariah Carey and Celine Dion are the two-headed gestalt anti- isobel 3. Americans new to this list start saying 'wee', 'pish' and 'natch' within 2 weeks. 4. Number three is strangely cute. 5. If the rattyboy three doors from me plays 'Music Sounds Better With You' at full volume once more I will snap and be unresponsible for my actions 6. Sophie Aldred isn't on the list, you know... 7. People should go and vote on the list crush for a lurking 'Englishman in Tokyo' androgenous person with sixties footwear. You know it makes sense. (T)WeeJay XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX James@twopounds.u-net.com "I know there's a lot of bass players in the audience tonight, I know living amongst the constructions that the people in power have built doesn't feel so right" mAKE UP - "We Can't Be Contained" http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/cabaret/5523/ (Which will no longer crash your computer. Hopefully.) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+