Arrrr me hearty old shipmates. Um, does Gordon scare anybody else or is it just me? I start my little post thus cos the navy's after me to be a reservist and I really don't want to. I was in the navy a few years ago (it was shit - don't even think about it) and they keep sending me letters. I've been trying to find out how long I'm liable for on the interweb thing but I'll be jiggered if I can find out. I really don't fancy being sent down to guard some poxy base in plymouth with a load of cretins who think the height of amusement is getting their knobs out. Oh well, I'll ring them tomorrow or something, or become a strict pacifist or anarchist or something. Anything really that means I can avoid that old shit again. And personally I don't think ANYONE can last a whole 30 seconds Mark, you little scamp. trying to impress the girls with your sexual prowess. I went surfing and rock-climbing last thursday and if you ever want to try something that looks really very easy but is actually nigh on impossible, I can heartily recommend both. We did get fish and chips and lots of beer afterwards and apparently I was a natural at that though. Thats all really, ooh I've got job interviews coming up so wish me luck. One in Newcastle next week and one in Leeds the week after. Yikes. Any sinisterians around those parts? I've got to prepare some very dull stuff to show them I know what I'm doing. double yikes. Hello to Molly whose "going to China" post pisses all over my "ate chips" post. I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder See you later, masterbators. Dean XX PS I'm a saddo champman type too. What? You mean getting Margate to win the UEFA cup doesn't impress women or interest other people? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+