Hello, I seem to be the only one without any kind of disease, I feel so guilty Well, I just thought I'd share this lovely short story... No, I will share this crappy short story instead, I was walking through the town center, and I was just thinking how nice it would be to bump into someone with a B&S t-shirt or badges or whatever on, and sighing because it would never happen. Strange thing was, the next thing i saw was a girl in one of those IYFS t-shirts. Well, my stomach jumped and I almost screamed but by the time I composed myself she had disappeared into the crowd. I spent the next 20 minutes looking for her to no avail. So there you are. Hmm, lets think of some other stuff i can waste your time with, Jarkko wanted to know about soft cusses. The thing I find strange is it's always the soft cusses that turn out to be rudest, we all know about bugger i'm sure, but just the other day I found out that "twat" means female genitalia, but maybe you all knew that and I'm the stupid one. I tried to write about Stuart Murdoch for my German homework -- write about your idol ;). Strangely I can't find the word for twee in my German dictionary. I did find it in my Oxford dictionary (right below "twat"), and apparently it's "derogatory", so there's something else you probably all knew and I didn't. Oh yeah, TIGERMILKING Well I had to mention it. Yus I went up to London after lying to my mum to get out of the house ("I'm going to a party", not very imaginative, I know). It was of course just luvly, and it was fun putting a few faces to names (Hi everyone I met). I had of course no plan for getting home, but the lovely Archel (blatant name dropping, sorry) lead me and David to Victoria, where we slumped for two hours getting very cold. Of course this meant no sleep so I ended up spending four hours in bed so now my mum thinks it was a really wild party, and I think my sister thinks I was having sex with someone. harhar. Oh god, I'd forgotten how easy it is to go on and on and on. I could do this forever. Bye my dears, James +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+