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lurch inelegantly towards the "press" button

He pressed the button in the usual fashion

Has anyone else noticed that this button pressing does not occur in Glasgow? When I was younger, and travelled on buses more often (I think it was the number 52) I new these buttons existed (sometimes they were rails in the roof), but never saw anyone press them. I kinda assumed if you did the driver would lamp you for being a condascending little bastard - after all, he is a bus driver and knows he has to stop at bus stops. But when I went to uni I noticed all these people getting up and pressing the buttons to tell the driver they weren't just going for a wee walk to the front of the bus. And now, in England, there is a little light that comes on saying 'Bus Stopping'. I guess it is just the drivers being condascending back. I only mention it cause it pisses the fuck out of me, and I gather there a few bus experts on the list. Did you know that Gail Porter has a pierced nipple? Now theres a dirty bitch hiding under a pure exterior. Probably. And shes got one of those hate-it-cause-its-Edinburgh-but-its-sexy-anyway accents. Hmmmm. Unfortuately its all a sham. Despite looking like a foxy 19 year old, she is in fact 27!! Way too old for me. Cat Deeley on the other hand... A South Park cover? Thats gotta be worth hearing. Lyrics anyone? Michael +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+