[community gossip] Certain palace officials who have requested anonymity and given indication that there may be some news coming from the palace shortly. There have only been allusions but some insiders think that there may be some amorous goings on at the palace in the future. When pressed for details the officials would not comment further, but it was remarked that Her Majesty Queen Velocity Farewell does not intend to become a spinster. Those who would hope for a scandal should remember that the Queen Mother has been in the news with her "aide" Joseph in the past. We intend to keep our ear to the ground and let you know of further details. [travel section] I believe I have sort of sketched out a rough itinerary for my trip to Europe this spring and would appreciate any input on stuff to do from anyone who may be interested in sharing. Also, if any Sinisters want to get together, whether to have a few drinks, watch me eat foreign foods, make fun my accent, give me wrong directions and get me lost , or if you want to fix me up with your sister as some bizarre revenge plot, then I will be completely gullible and participate in all kinds of nasty things. Although things may vary slightly this is my plan.... May 19-22 London & Portsmouth May 23-26 Normandy May 27-29 Paris May 29-June 3 get to Amsterdam. Possibly Antwerp. [classified advertisements] Tired of looking for work? Welfare cheques just not making the grade? Earn top wages! No marketing, no sales, no telephone canvassing..... Rabbit Brand (tm) is currently hiring dedicated professionals to fill positions as rabbit care specialists. Full training will be provided. As well we offer a full range of company benefits which include 100% medical and dental coverage. Company provided recreations centre which has an olympic sized swimming pool, saunas whirlpools, spas, gyms, theme rooms on a sprawling 1200 acre wooded estate. New employees start at 3 weeks vacation and there are performance bonuses. The Challenge - As a rabbit care specialist you will work in a holistic team environment with proven dynamic leadership where you will be encouraged to think outside the box. You will be responsible for the care an cleaning of a team of mission specialist rabbits. This will include feeding them an bathing them twice daily. You may have as much fun with your rabbits as you like and petting is strongly encouraged. We even provide the rubber boots. Interested applicants are requested to present themselves in person at Rabbit Brand (tm) headquarters. Alexander (ps....Genevieve said bum quite a bit in her post. Let's everybody watch the body parts page) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+