me again, rubbish!! first off everyone is being very humourous and in good spirits, and i like that very much, whoever ones of you wrote lately, thank you, you know who you are. I just wrote 'humourous' with a 'u' in it, i am not sure why. i'm going all faux-british, no surprise really. ooh a fighter plane has crashed, but no one even was seriously injured at all, but they're acting like it's a huge big story. get off my tv. whooopty doo. sorry i'm very rude. oh--someone yesterday was saying about the 'drink-till-you-hurl' concept. i hope when i made that remark that i did tn give the impression i was being the moral compass of the list and giveing everyone raps on the wrist for being naughty. i couldn't care less. i just dont' really understand how you get to that point. . . nothing personal. hola weejay, good to see someone else is a hopeless lightweight and miserable tosspot like me. so what is your smutty dilemma? i'd ask, but you'd be telling me witht he knowledge that i would have no grasp of any concept that came up, so its probably no use. now for the relevant content: yesterday i had run into the super-ultra-mega-world HQ walmart to get some mailing envelopes and string cheese and Lolly-scented oil, and run in to get my contact lenses. as i was standing in line i glanced up toward to the hair cuts place in front, and a big sign board said: "PROFESSIONAL HAIR STYLING PRODUCTS BY: --PAUL MITCHELL --SEBASTIAN" that was all the names that were up there. well i had a good laugh, even if it was at the expense of my plainly disintegrating sanity. Megan, my kitty is very cute too. i swear. i have two kitties. both are very cute. I would trade tapes, if i have anything interesting to listen to which might be questionable but it's worth a try. I hate those jane austen type things. *SNoooooooooooooore!* I have no literary aspirations whatsoever. my least favorite writers are mark twain and ernest hemingway. brrrrrrrr there's your sleep aids right there. that was totally off topic. sarah sez"bom, bom bom" ("byah!") "bom, bom bom" ("bayah") brackets denote backing vocals by the way. Can you tell what it is yet? If you can guess then thats a bit scary. ,,,,,ooh that sounds just LOVELY. i should be brushing up on my crap music now. is there a priize for guessing? it sounds like something dreadful. here's one for you. "Am I SEX-shoo ULLL.....(yeah, yeah)" that's all i know. my friend listens to them. gawd i need some new friends!! what use is someone who has never heard of B&S? i made her a tape with them on it, and her favorite track was "century of elvis" because scottish accented boyz make her all emm, gooey. how can you respect someone like that? no comment what soever about "get me away from here i'm dying" or "belle and sebastian." what a loser. then she laughs at me when i said Elvis is a ripoff. "you only say that cos he talks over the other guy singing" well YEAH, that could be it. Genius! Carson Daly, you're my hero!! whoever pronounced their fear of american survivalist/millenial/militia crews, just try livin here, babe. the idiots are everywhere. every truck you end up behind on the highway has a sticker like "My gun, my dog, my wife--in that order" or "IMpeach KLInTon(with little sickle communist thing in it)" these people are friggin scary. I'm geting out of here in a hurry. do you have scary gun cults with beard wearing mandates in britain too, and huge fat old men with 8 wives and 20 kids?? or is it just us?? do you have sport utility vehicles? anyone who owns a sport utility should be punished richly, and all those stupid machismo-aid tanks should be crushed and turned into dessert forks and playground equipment. those things burn gas like nothing else, and when they hit you on the road, their driver remains safe and sound, whilst you my friend, in your gas-efficent modest car, get your head cut off by the height of the bumper on their tank. fun vehicles for sure. now that i've begun ranting, i see it's time for me to go to bed. apologies. i just wondered if yall had s-u-v's in britain. it seems very uniquely american to want to prove how big your manhood is, or in the case of a woman, how big your husband's is. and they're all married women with 3 kids who think they have to be big and bad when they drive to the daycare and then to baskin robbins to slop the rugrats with fat. mm good. llesleyjo http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "I've just been shining this apple, and it looks so delicious, but i've changed my mind. . .do you want to share it?" --stuart murdoch +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". 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