Pretty, witty, sinister kitties,

pictures of Mark Casarotto, Vicky Parkinson and Erica MaCarthur on Sinister? These people are just too gorgeous to be sharing a chalet with, I think I'll have to bail. All I have is horns.

Never fear my darlings, someone who shall go un-named (CASA-ROTTEN) took a picture of me the morning after Tigermilking, complete with still-wearing-the-same-top-from-last-night scummy grace. The point of sharing a chalet with gorgeous peeps is so you can see them in the mornings and feel infinatley better. Plus you get to hate me because I'm such a shit in the mornings. Some of us scrub up okay, maybe look alright in the dark, if you've perhaps forgotten to wear your contacts and drunk a few pints, but no one looks good after a night of boozing/smoozing. Talking of tigermilking, hello to all who attended, espcially those who danced to Hefner you big STARS you! I have to apologise for, you know, getting a bit carried away, but remember - the music feels better with you. So come next time, my lurking contemparies. I'm so dissapointed you prefer the television and a self-help book to my company, but what can I do? Short of dragging you out. See look, theres mystery now...it's a starting point for all lurkers. Go on, quote me baby. You can't hide your love forever. Talking of tigermilking, did anyone see that interesting programme on auto-erotic asphyxia and Michel Hutchence last night? As someone who used to sit in front of the telly wide-eyed and open-mouthed watching Mr Hutchence shake his sexy thing in black lacey shirts, clawing the carpet with my fingernails, it was a rare treat. Plus I also now know another long impressive word to scare my friends with. They looked at me like I'd just pulled my pants down when I told them what actually happened to him a few months ago. "No, Erica," they said, "he killed himself, ok? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but it's certainly not what they said in the Daily Mail". Talking of Tigermilking, they're all off in Newquay pulling beach babes at the moment, I can see trouble brewing though, because a girl called Sarah is going on the trip with them, and the last time I saw her at a townie party *(it was a good night actually,I wore my Power Rangers t-shirt and took a ray-gun, and me and Hannah played hi-fi commando and played MLS really loudly and danced on our own)* she was in a cat fight because, and I quote: "that fucking bitch sucked my boyfriends cock, then she sucked James cock, in the same fucking night, at Erica's party" WHAT? This happened on *MY* birthday. How dare they upstage my drunken weeping and mirror-breaking with cock-sucking! *MY* birthday. Bitches. The things kids get up to these days huh? I've got a friend called Jenny who once wanked a boy off on the dancefloor of the local nitespot. Jenny is fantastic, she gets drunk in Calvin Klein suits and tells everyone about her sexual adventures. Herford, pretty lovely hertford, trees, rivers, castles, old ladies and antiques shops. And Zeros. Christa Chafting said:

there is this guy that i used to like so much. more than i should have. he would do this emotional power-wielding thing, run linguistic circles around me. i know that he didn't like me, at least not *that* way.

and she also mentioned:

i think i am going to go to Fiji... for 2-3 weeks... to build houses for single mothers with the Global Village program.

well I think you should "go girl" to Fiji, and kick that "dude" to the "kerb", like, "outta 'yo life". And like, props, or something. Seriously. See. I try. Rescue me, assuage my bordom! Erica x p.s Respec to my hop-scotch brother, the skills pay the bills, and that, and sorry for making you kiss me on the cheek. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+