Dear Sinister, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy. You said the Sinister archive is back on now, how far along is it? Look, I'm really flattered you would talk about B&S and here's an autograph for your sister, I wrote it on this police helmet. I'm sorry B&S won't see you at the show, they musta missed you. Don't think they did that shit intentionally just to diss you. But what's this shit you said about you like to flame people too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Sinister, I think you need some picnicing, to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some. And what's this shit about Angelina Jolie and B&S are going to sing together? That type of shit'll make me really want to see them meat each other. I really think Isobel and I need each other, or maybe her bum is just full of butter. I hope you get to read this e-mail, I just hope it reaches you in time before it gets buried under 934829 posts, I think that you'll be doin' just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad B&S inspire you but Sinister why are you so mad? Try to understand, that they do want you as a fan, they just don't want you to post some crazy shit, I seen this one shit on the list a couple months ago that made me sick: Some dude was drunk and sent a load of shitty e-mails on the list and his imaginary girlfriend was in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid, and in the e-mail they found the address, but I can't remember who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was Chu. Damn! Kisses and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: Julie, Neil Robertson and a few others said:

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You know....fuckin... fucking....fucking For fuck's... fuck's.... fucking... fucking... fucking... ...fucking ...fucking.. fucking.. fuck. fucking. fucking ...fuck's.. fuck.. fucking... fuckin..fuck <<

Marc Bloomfield said:

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I hope Sinister doesn't turn into a competition to see who can write the word 'fuck' the most in one e-mail. It seems to be heading that way<<

I think, cunningly, by using the power of quoting everyone else, I have won this EXCLUSIVE world record breaking fuck-saying competition without actually swearing like a trooper myself! I am such a clever boy. (Almost as clever as the subject line.. so not that terribly clever). P.P.S.: YAY!!!! I've got a job!! Yay!! Temp agency have finally found me a crappy data entry job! Yay! It pays money and stuff woohoo! And it's for a Christmas Card company! How, um, twee. :-) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+