hello Im a happy wizard mainly cos i had a good day on monday went to see ben and jason play in a strange tea room in Glasgow and they were real good so it didnt matter that i was being ignored by the sinistrines i was with (they had other things on their minds i think) but even more importantly bought a Pooh Sticks record that ive been after for ages and ages so ive spent the rest of the week dancing about and singing any band who do songs called "Indiepop aint noise pollution" and write "Stephen Pastel: will you sleep with me?" on record covers must be worshipped (though as far as sleeping with members of the pastels is concerned i'd prefer the drummer Katrina) Random lyric quote if love's the answer don't I need a question too no heart can tie what the fates undo oh ive just thought there was recent list talk about fear of sleeping naked if any of the women suffering this problem want to get in touch I'll give a private lesson in how to sleep naked love and nakedness owen with that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind just a faint smell of sin (sorry that should read cinnamon) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+