November 1998 - Sinister

Sinister: morality police
by jessica 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

i've been getting generally good reaction to the ahren kiss, except for one extremely moral soul who threatened me with an ass-whupping and pointed out that ahren has a girlfriend. true, true, but i will explain: he broke up with her about a month ago because she's too clingy and never goes out and is an all-around wet blanket. well, she kept calling him and sobbing and showing up at his house begging him to take her back, that if he took her back that she would be different, blahblah. ahren just wanted to stop her from being so darn obsessive, and he did still want to sleep with her (ah, here's the catch), so he's now going out with her again and actually sees less of her than when they weren't together, which suits him just fine. and it's common knowledge that he's just with her for sex and nothing else. i would like to point out that ahren is going to university in san diego next year and is leaving in june, so this coupled with several other factors (his spinelessness, for one) would make it difficult to have a real relationship. which i don't want anyways. yeesh, i just feel that i need to kiss him. that's it, and believe me, i wouldn't have done it if he had a girlfriend in every sense of the word, but he doesn't...he just has a girltoy, which yes, is a little like what i'm doing, but at least i'm not begging to be called a girlfriend. so hopefully this will allay the fears of those of you who have decided that i'm some sort of homewrecker. and thanks to those of you who are standing on the sidelines with pompoms and little skirts. i can't believe that it's november 24 and we still haven't had any snow in toronto. very cold rain, yes, and also chilly days, but no snow. this is so bizarre. i am eating skittles and listening to my christmas cocktails cd to try and get me in the festive mood. speaking of a festive mood, would other torontonians like to have a sinister christmas meet? perhaps some sort of secret santa thing could be arranged. damn, it's cold in here. i've got to turn up the heat. love, jessicaxo

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RE: Sinister: black session question
by Wyplosz,C 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

They did a cover of France Gall/Serge Gainsbourg, Poupee de cire, poupee de son > ---------- > From: GaoBest@aol.com[SMTP:GaoBest@aol.com] > Reply To: GaoBest(a)aol.com > Sent: Wednesday, 25 November 1998 08:07 > To: sinister(a)majordomo.net > Subject: Sinister: black session question > > > hey kids > > what's the cover that B&S do for their French Radio Black Session from a > couple of months ago? just wondering... > > mike > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, > FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister > +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: She and me
by GaoBest＠aol.com 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

Right, I realize that it's very difficult to use "she and me" in a sentence properly, but I basically reported whta Amelia Fletcher asked after Heavenly did "She and Me" - she told us it's a fun challenge to think of using "she and me" in a sentence. I just want to know if anyone can do this, as it's now FOUR YEARS since she asked this question and I still don't know how to do this. I really would appreciate any help on this. Hell i'll even copy the Heavenly show where she asked this question, it's a good show 'cause they do "it's you" which, as most Heavenly fans are aware, was not played much by Heavenly since 1991. Incidentally I just thought of this: "Stuart Murdoch gives both of us (she and me) severe heart palpitations" - WOAH is this it... hrm. well, does this work? Also did anyone see the Select issue with the B&S article - i had no idea they used pics of their friends and stuffed animals/toys for press pics, i think that's so clever. i like that idea, 'cause i often take pictures of my friends wtih my toys or stuffed animals when they visit, although it kinda pisses some of them off, so as a result not that many of my friends visit me anymore, instead they make me visit them. Um, I'm digressing. xox mike In a message dated 11/18/98 03:08:28 AM, iles(a)boreas.leeds.icnet.uk wrote: << Someone was asking why yu couldn't use 'she and me' in a sentence. I think it's because the two words are different declensions (is that the word?). So you can say 'she and I' (as in 'she and I are both wearing cardigans') or 'her and me' (as in 'Stuart Murdoch gives both her and me palpitations'). Errr... dull post this, isn't it.>> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Tinystar
by Adrian Evans 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

After three digests of whether Jessica was right or wrong to dampen Ahrens tonsils I am suitably disappointed. I cannot believe you didn't shag him !! You get a five star opportunity to get systematic with him, and what ? I thought we were a legion of smutmeisters ? And he can't even spell Aaron. Aydreean. PS. Thankyou Mr Miller - for your recognition of my rocktastic barefaced defiance of Ms Honey. Unfortunately it is with regret I have to admit that it was purely accidental. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the fox is saved!
by Massimiliano Bernardini 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

Thank you, all listees, for your help! I supposed that was the meaning but I wanted to be sure, so I consulted the best dictionary I know ;-) cheers, Passi. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: P. Parrot's epic journey
by Mark Casarotto 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

Now that the poetry parrot has recovered sufficiently to fly once more, I thought I'd send her across the ocean to Bayonne, NJ (I think) where she will gracefully alight on the shoulder of Ms Anastasia Signoretta (still the listee with the funkiest name) and hopefully not poo everywhere. Over to you, Stasia... It's far too early to think of anything else witty to say. So zero wit, folks. Probably no smut either. I did, however, wake up this morning (da der da da da) to find that, during the night, I'd taken a painting off my wall and leant it carefully against the radiator. I remeber doing it, but I haven't a clue what I was thinking of. Any suggestions? I also dreamt I was Cartman's Mom. Which makes me a dirty slut, I believe. Sounds about right. Hearing Milla and Funkyseb's mournsome rendition of Slow Graffiti on Sunday afternoon has re-whetted my enthusiasm for this mightiest of bands. You really should have been there. No, honestly... Finally saw the Omen last night. Ugh. I particularly felt sick at the bit where yer man develops the photographs and the first nanny has a spectral noose around her neck. Yummy. And that Billie Whitelaw's one scary laydee... Nuff. I'm sleepy *yawn*... Mark xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bye bye.
by ETLRDHY＠notes.ericsson.se 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

Amazing. Over the last three days this list has totally lost it. It seems to have been hijacked by a few people intent on sending as many 'in jokey' dull as shit posts as they can possibly fit into their day. Anyone I mail privately I'll keep in touch. unsubcribe sinister +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: black session question
by GaoBest＠aol.com 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

hey kids what's the cover that B&S do for their French Radio Black Session from a couple of months ago? just wondering... mike +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Calvin & Hobbes
by GaoBest＠aol.com 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

In a message dated 11/24/98 03:13:50 PM, inaroom(a)hotmail.com wrote: <<Also, I have a copy, on my computer, of the last ever Calvin and Hobbes cartoon and it is really really good. >> Speaking of which, i probably have a copy of that last cartoon, although i'm sure it's been reproduced in books anyways. so that's moot for me. i also have or had an article in which Bill Watterson explained his (what i thought were totally prima-donna) reasons for his decision to cancel Calvin & Hobbes (basically involving the decision to decrease space/sizing for comics), so if there are C&H fans out there, then email me privately and i'll take the initiative to look for that article (i think it's in my lower drawer of one of my dressers, where i have other articles that i've saved up), and i can photocopy it at work and snail it. mike +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: bride of frankensmut
by brad 25 Nov '98

25 Nov '98

so there i was, in the backroom of old navy, taking ahren from behind, and he was moaning and screaming something about zuchini, when the boss crashed through the door. "just what the fuck are you two doing?" she yelled. "lady, you just answered your own question." i says. i zipped up and left ahren there in an exhausted heap. so he calls me last night. he's crying. "i've got to have you" he's saying. and i'm just mumbling okays and whatevers wishing he'd hang up. but he's called three times since! the boy is absolutely infatuated with me. so i sent him a male strip-o-gram telling him it was just a one lunch break kinda thing and he's reading too much into it. i figured i could get my message across and give him a new object of affection at the same time. hey, everyone....stop sending so many damn messages. if you're gonna send a lot, at least make me laugh. -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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