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Sinister: Popstars, popstars
by Kurtis, Elizabeth 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

Hello list, Anything to escape the torment that is Ricki Lake! My co-workers insist on watching it even though they complain the whole time. Then comes along Pet Rescue and I end up crying on the bus ride home. I'm tempted to check out that Smile night where Richard will be DJ'ing, even though it's an act of treason of sorts...it's no longer the same people running it as when the B&S aftershow party was you see. Any idea what sorts of records he'll play? Speaking of Richard, I think Pumpkinny failed to mention that we saw him posing as a member of Snow Patrol on Mark and Lardie's Pop Quiz the other week. The average indie kid might well have been fooled but not us! It's shocking really. Next thing you know we'll be having Aggi Pastel substituting for Isobel. Which isn't such a bad thing come to think of it. Oh god, there's a fox with one of those lampshade things on his neck on Pet Rescue...and a muzzle. Genevieve, there's an image for your next dream involving Stuart! love, elisabeth Casting, Manchester x 2129 ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept by MIMEsweeper for the presence of computer viruses. www.mimesweeper.com ********************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: This mail is a torrent of wee. Read it if you must.
by Alasdair Cook MS1996 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

Hello gorgeous ones. What is it with Sinister lookie-likies on buses? This morning the spitting image of Sam Norman got on, and on Friday night there was a bloke who looked like Joss Moorkens. Unfortunately it was only after I'd felt his arse and got a smack in the gob for me troubles that I discovered it was in fact only a very angry Scottish bloke. Luckily I've got a good supply of soup in the house at the mo. I also had a dream with the Booze Explosion in it, but can't remember anything about it other than I thought she was someone else for ages, then realised she was prettier than the person I thought she was, and had an Irish accent. Then I woke up. Not very interesting, I know. I met the most honest tramp in the world the other day. He came up to me and said "Could ye spare any change? It's no fur a cup a tea, it's fur a can a beer. Ah don't like tae lie, ye see " However I didn't think encouraging his alcoholism would be a prudent move, so I lied and said I only had a tenner. And he said he was very sorry to bother me, and went away. I'd have asked for the tenner. Great sunset the other night. One of those ones that turns the clouds orange on the bottom, then pink. I watched it from the bus and smiled a lot. Tim "The Horse and Arse" Hopkins: > A nasty thought occurred to me this morning. You know > how pet owners are supposed to grow to look like their > pets? I fear I may be taking on many features of my > favourite place in the world, i.e. the pub. I realised > that I am stained with, and stinking of, old bad beer > and stale cigarettes, my upholstery is looking > distinctly worn, and there is a suspicious odour > drifiting from the toilet area. I'd say he's more of an upmarket wine bar. Have you seen the prices he charges for a swift one? The service is terrible as well. God, Scotland were pish last night. "I've never seen such a display of shiteness in all my life!", as drunken bum and part time guitarist Alun Woodward said at Bowlie. However due to the most dodgy refereeing decision this side of the last Holyfield - Lewis fight, we are in the playoffs, where we will no doubt be gubbed by England. Snow Patrol were entertaining as ever on Friday night, even if no-one else likes them except me. The gist of their set was: Gary Patrol: "Cheer the fuck up, you miserable Scottish bastards! Start dancing, abuse me, abuse my body like I abuse yours!" Crowd: "Your maw's got baws, your maw's got baws!" GP: "Cunts, cunts, whores, whores!" Crowd: "You fucking Irish bastards, you're shite!" GP: "You really are a shower of shite, aren't you?" [takes off trousers and shows arse] Lovely stuff. Actually the best bit was when the lead singer from Senna ran on and fell over the stage, then stole the microphone. But you had to be there I guess. Oh, Elizabeth just said: > Speaking of Richard, I think Pumpkinny failed to mention that we saw him > posing as a member of Snow Patrol on Mark and Lardie's Pop Quiz the other > week. The average indie kid might well have been fooled but not us! Well he is sort of, if you can call playing the shakers and a little bit of keyboard being a member of the band. The DJ played REM's cover of the Clique's 'Superman' the other night, which made me happy. All the best bands have names begin with Cl you know. The Clique, The Clash, The Clientele, Club 8, The Clai...oh, there goes that theory. Is there a band called The Clangers, and if not, why not? There used to be a band called The Clitoris, but their records are notoriously hard to find. Somebody kill me before I write a book. Alasdair xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Rejected by rodents
by Tim Hopkins 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

Just a few bits of irrelevant rubbish for you again. Read it, or don't, see if I care. Actually, I care desperately, but I'm not going to tell you that, am I? Robin said: > I think the closest you can get to real life is > "kitchen sink" drama. That is certainly true here in Sinister Towers, Rotherhithe, where we like nothing more of an evening than playing through great scenes from kitchen sink classics. Many's the time when Stevie Trousers is Dicky Burton in 'Look Back In Anger', away in his room blowing his horn, while I am upstairs shooting fat old women in the arse with an airgun in a wildly amusing pastiche of my favourite scene in 'Friday Night and Saturday Morning'. Sometimes Sez is Rita Tushingham to Stevie's Murray Melvin in 'A Taste Of Honey'. Meaning I get to be moaning old Dora Bloody Bryan. Again. 'A Taste Of Honey'. Quite gets my juices flowing, I can tell you. Nickole: > told me that i had to go to the spreadeagle > because once he (or someone..) saw graham coxon in > here. There weren't any obvious members of Blur hanging out on Friday. Trousers said he saw Robert Elms but I reckon it was just any old ginger. A few months ago when we were stoking ourselves with beer before the emotional rollercoaster which was The GoBetweens reunion at the Jazzmag Café, we saw one of the Field Mice, on the corner outside the pub. He looked sad (we'd have been disappointed in a Field Mouse if he'd looked all chipper) and was waiting for ages, looking all lost. Eventually we prevailed upon Steady Mike Stand Jones to go and invite him to come for a beer with us. We were turned down flat. The mistake Mike made was telling Big Bad Bob that we were all big Field Mice fans. He should have said that none of us sitting round the table could have given a shiny shite about the mewlers in question. Not only would this have given Bob another good reason to be miserable (and hence good material for further jaunty pop songs), it would also have been true. Sensitive singer-songwriters know when you are lying, you know. They're like your mum. Mister Alistair 'Fortune' Cookie said: > I don't think I can actually enjoy dancing to a > song unless I like the song Now I'm not a great one for shaking a tail feather at the best of times, you'll be relieved to hear, whether or not I like the music that is on. I recently had a fine time strutting my sadly non-proverbial stuff on a revolving dance floor in a club on a boat in sunny Newcastle Upon Tyne. A big boat, mind. I'm sure a correspondent with a greater knowledge than mine of stottie cakes and Lambton worms will tell you the name of the place. Reader, you would have been *mortified* if you'd seen the number of townies, neds and pikeys in the place, honestly, it was full of those born to the lower orders and *not like us*. God alone knows what manner of musical misery I was being fed, but I had a fantastic time dancing while the world revolved around me. Actually, I fear I may have consumed enough beer that the world would have been revolving anyway, but it was fabulous nevertheless. And my friend cracked his head open on this concrete spiral stairway when the centrifugal force sent him careering from the floor. How we laughed. Dicky Knee had his delicate sensibilities offended: > Have the band really been working on a track about having a poo? That's just revolting! I think it's nice to have some solids to go alongside 'Ease Your Feet Into The Wee'. Of course we have already had 'The Boy With The Arab Crap' and 'Dirty Dream Number Twos', but I'm not sure they count. Steve Kado (any relation to Ernie K Doe?) said: >what you're all so mad about >isn't _sitars_ per se its lame sitar playing. >...perhaps people shouldn't be so hasty to poop on >indian musical instruments in generaltsk. Oooh! Tsk is it? It was the horrific use of sitars in rock or pop which I was talking about. It would take a piece of blithering idiocy of Morrissey-esque proportions (All reggae is vile) to take a position on a whole nation's or culture's musical forms. Although I'm no expert on Indian music (though I do like the odd bit of bhangra in my life, which is some of the way I guess) I wouldn't dream of pooping on all Indian musics. However, I wipe my arse on 'Tomorrow Never Knows', which leaves some nasty red lesions on some rather tender flesh. A nasty thought occurred to me this morning. You know how pet owners are supposed to grow to look like their pets? I fear I may be taking on many features of my favourite place in the world, i.e. the pub. I realised that I am stained with, and stinking of, old bad beer and stale cigarettes, my upholstery is looking distinctly worn, and there is a suspicious odour drifiting from the toilet area. I'm not sure this is a good thing. I think it was brought about by my exposure to the marvellous but slightly soiled 'In Southern Waters' by Ian Marchant which I very much enjoyed reading. Sensitive types beware, though - JD Salinger it is not. Looking forward to your contributions to the Looper profanathon. Any queries, please feel free to ask me. Play nasty, kids Tim ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". 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Sinister: A Single Plum Floating in Perfume, Served in a Man's Hat
by Iain McGilp 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

Hey kids, Its good to know that eveyone seems to have had an even more depressing summer than I have, judging by the torrent of thoroughly miserablist e-mails that I have accumulated. My holidays basically consisted of working non-stop for didley-squat cash in the Hamilton branch of a well known chain of British sport stores who shall remain nameless. The one useful nugget that I managed to derive from my time there is that Celtics' entire support have three teeth. Between the lot of them. I could pour my overburdened little heart out at this point about the horrors of being a wage slave, but I realise that this would be horribly offensive to those of you who actually do hold down full-time employment, unlike my layabout student self, so I'll keep quiet. Being such a media-literate soul, it seems that I am the only person who has picked up on Scotland on Sunday's (broadsheet newspaper, for the uninitiated) Most Eligible Bachelor shenanigans. Disturbingly enough at number 48 (a whole 26 places behind Rangers' uber-ned centre-half Scott " aye, ah used tae be a bit mental, ken" Wilson) was one Mick Cooke (Musician). He apparently sleeps with his trumpet you know. Unbeleivably they somehow managed to omit my good self from the list (I phoned instantly to correct them on what was clearly a typographic error (vindictive printer?)) (My English teacher once accused me of using too many brackets. The hell I do). Tragically enough, it is now lunchtime and I have still not sobered up from last night's titanic Scotland vs. Bosnia post-match celebrations (in fact I may well be sick over my computer. Who's to say.). We're talking a piss-up of Charlie Sheen-esque proportions. (Till the next time) (Iain McG.) ---------------------- Iain McGilp u02nim(a)abdn.ac.uk "How would you care to Pay sir?" "Chib Express"- Unknown ned, Crimestoppers, 1991 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: READ ME AND DELETE ME
by GEORGE DICKIE 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

YER HELLO AGAIN ETC I'M JUST RESPONDING TO STEVE C REALLY WHO SAID I bought Gram Parson's two solo records the other day and I am just simply amazed. YER I LOVE GP 2 MY FAV GP SONG IS STREETS OF BALTIMORE AN INTERESTING FACT IS THAT Y' KNOW ON DA GREVIOUS ANGEL LP THERE IS THAT MEDLEY LIVE FROM NORTHEN QUEBEC WELL IT IS NOT LIVE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BUT THE GIG NEVER WENT AHEAD SO GP GOT PEOPLE TO MAKE CROWD SOUNDS TO FOOL US IF YOU READ THE SLEEVE INSIDE IT CALLS IT BACKGROUND BLAH-BLAH STEVE C ALSO TALKS OF MARIO CART I AM A MASTER AT THAT GAME I HOPE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SNES VERSION AS WE ALL KNOW THAT IS THE BEST *WE CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT CHANGING YOUR BATHROOM* - THIS IS A QUOTE FROM MY FAV ADVERT AT THE MO IF YOU ARE AS SAD AS ME YOU WILL KNOW WHICH ADVERT I HOPE NOBODY KNOWS 'CAUSE YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE THIS SAD OHHHHH NO LOVE AND A GUN ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Throw your hands in the motherf****n' air
by Mark Casarotto 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

So, after a year and a half I finally figure out what Andy Dean's email address means. Doh...certain listees will be able to vouch for my astonishing lack of lateral thinking ability (no, Nick, I didn't say "cock"), but that does take the biscuit. Next week, Mark finds the secret formula for deciphering Steady Mike's moniker... My brother casually dropped into conversation the other day that he won the jackpot on a fruit machine at the casino in Venice. Jammy bugger! He chickened out of roulette, though ("lucky man", as Ally Cook is no doubt muttering under his breath), which seems a pity, as he'd have been guaranteed to have starlets draped all over him at the table. 247,000 lire he won. Still, if he fails medical school, as it seems he might at the moment, he'll need to get in a few more big money prizes... Went to the dogs on Friday night. The best bit was when me and Miss Vicky's horses (as I called them all night) came in together at the finish - a dead heat! So we both won cash. We didn't do too badly on the betting side, either - well, better than the law of averages, which is all you can really hope for. It was pretty smart, actually - possible location for future Sinister shindigs, perhaps? Though playing fey songs on the guitar surrounded by paunchy townies and their barrel-shaped, slightly soiled wives (*vast cultural stereotype ahoy, but it's largely true, honest*) may not be a good move. On a lighter, or at least more gravity-defying note, I came across the first pair of fake breasts I can remembering seeing (I don't mean Gazza-esque yabos, but silicon-enhanced). Don't they look funny! Silly cow. Does patiently waiting for new B&S material to be released make you apathetic or increasingly, ravenously excited? I have to say it's the former for me. But then I don't really like music any more. Except for Seymour Stein :-) Mark xxx p.s. today I have mostly been drinking a Gingko Biloba and Kola Nut drink from the Japanese Canteen. Anyone have any idea what it's supposed to be doing to me? ******************************************************************* The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 0171 224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: whatever i said, whatever i did, i didn't mean it...
by Paula Cullen 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

fancy seeing you lot here....... i decided to resubsribe as you can see. i also decided not to learn how to spell "resubscribe", as you can also see. even though i've only been gone a month or so, i was mighty confused reading all yer messages. thank god for claire timmins, however, dragging things down to base level (as per usual) and waxing lyrical about genitals..... now theres something we can all relate to, eh? not much has been happening 'round my way since i left you. a big "aiight?" to all the kidz i met in london, and um, cheers or something, to the people who expressed considerable surprise at the fact that i *was* in fact female, and not a portly, bearded Angryman. sheesh, if i had a pound for every time i've heard that........ anyway, just saying hi an' that. i'll be in touch. paula cullen booze explosion booooze!!!! yeeeaaahh!!! "getting beer poured over your head isn't necessarily a bad thing. it's cold, it's good for your hair, and it makes you smell like a champ." +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Remembering the first time...
by Brandt Fundak 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

One time I was sitting out on the porch of my mom's house and was shucking corn or something strange that I usually would not be doing and listening to Belle and Sebastian. i wasn't a big fan at the time, and all I owned was Sinister, which I had bought on a lark because Beth Arzy liked them and if they were good enough for the girl from Aberdeen (the band, not the city) they were good enough for me. Well the title track came on and I really wasn't paying much attention to the recording, but my mom walked out just as stuart sings "she was into s & m and bible studies, not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me" and she got all prudish and she gave me a "tsk, tsk what is that garbage you are listening to" sort of response. I don't listen to Belle and Sebastian around my mom anymore. Brandt +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: an ode to..... (you'll have to read this mail to find out)
by BabyChris Crystalballs 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

pah. load of rubbish. 1)- Chris Geddes in pantene pro-v advert scare? My little brother even saw it and said "That looks like the gnome guy out of that band you like" because he'd seen him on tv after the brits shocker, and thought that he looked odd. Frolicking with beautiful women indeed. 2)- Has the amusing insult to be directed at George dickie, or just a general insult? 3)- message for erica - (adapted from the words of don mclean) "You see, everybody loves me,( babychris) What's the matter with you? Won't you please tell me what did I do to offend you?" :) :) :) :))))))) | guy with many chins She never replys to my mails.... she said I sounded like a right twat...... I think that's a pretty nasty, rude thing to say if you ask me. Maybe that's what fame and popularity did to her... :) 4)- is anyone going to looper in virgin in glasgow? stupid question, I know. :) I have to stop using the :). 5)- I see that honey said that people like me have been mailing far too much rubbish to the list (I slap my hand...ouch!) but is this really a forum for discusion of b&s anymore, or is it not more of a community of like minded people who get along and like to chat and share their problems. Or have we been abusing it? babychris CRYSTALBALLS __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Door open yet?
by Catspaw1＠aol.com 06 Oct '99

06 Oct '99

Probationary period over? I promise not to be a nuisance, but another intro couldn't hurt, eh? I feel old looking at the list makeup, just edging out of my twenties. Wasted a decade, aside from some personal growth, a marriage and college, but I'm still not where I want to be, so I guess it doesn't mean much. Hazy dreamer and all that... I'm in the middle of the USA, what we call the "Heartland" here in the states, and things are flat but not that dull. I write...anything really, comic books at the moment...a book called Love in Tights for the nonce...back in school because the brain begins to rot, and stimuli was so desperately needed. And I discovered B&S in a record store the week IYFS was released. After wondering aloud about the sound (the Kinks covering Nick Drake? What? Eh?), the clerk shoved a copy in my hands, and I've never looked back... One of my goals is to spread the gospel to friends and family, and I've just done a mix for my brother-in-law (who just finished law school and is generally to be found drinking with me when I'm in town, listening to music into the wee hours). I hope the powers that be don't frown upon a B&S mix. Copyrights aside, the idea is to introduce the band in full, and lead him and my sis down the path with the arab strap.... The tunes on said disc: The State I Am In Expectations She's Losing It Stars of Track and Field Seeing Other People Me and the Major Like Dylan in the Movies The Fox in the Snow Get Me Away From Here... If You're Feeling Sinister Judy and the Dream of Horses Lazy Line Painter Jane It Could Have Been a Brilliant Career Sleep the Clock Around A Summer Wasting The Boy With the Arab Strap The Rollercoaster Ride Have I missed anything? Of course I have. That's the point. Just cueing up The Wicker Man (which stars a young Edward Woodward)...night all... B Clay +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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