October 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: tips in a g-string made my weekend
by Claire Timmins 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

Howya!! Tis a long Tuesday aint it? Im going on holiday again, isnt that great. But, again, Im at a loss for somewhere to stay. This time its in Amsterdam. No no I dont want your floors, I just need a little advice on fine establishment so's that I dont end up in that big red part. After a fine weekend in london, imagine my amazement when I agree to go to amsterdam and find out that its the same weekend when two festivals are on there. fate is a bugger at times, but we like it really. Now to the music, do check out www.thebeatmuseum.demon.co.uk. This is a wee shop in glasgow that used to brighten up that mangy bit of great western road before the Western bar (seven day a week Karaoke folks!) by playing funky tunes all day - until the poshers across the road complained. Geez (as in jeez, not fannies) was it interrupting their enjoyment of listening to the lorries and buses trundle by?..hm. Anyway the man gave me an ace james Brown comp for 8 pounds yesterday cos it was kinda fuzzy. What a darlin'. To the man whose name means c***, do not worry this term was highly acceptable in the 14th century as a term for the fanny. In 1811 however it was a nasty name for a nasty thing. Sorry. Did you also know that the phrase Sweet Fanny adams derives from Sailors. In 1812, fanny adams was murdered, chopped up and thrown into the river. No they never used to eat her, but they did describe their rations of tinned mutton to be similar to Fanny adams. Therefore it became a term denoting nothing at all. Thus Sweet F.A. I may have told you all this before but i dont really care. cheers me dears, Claire** >From: "Katrina House" <banchorymerchandise.uk(a)virgin.net> >Reply-To: "Katrina House" <banchorymerchandise.uk(a)virgin.net> >To: <sinister(a)Majordomo.net> >Subject: Sinister: bits'n'bobs >Date: Tue, 5 Oct 1999 11:38:27 +0100 > >morning all, > >steady mike (or steady mike stand jones as someone else said, which made me >giggle) quoth: > > > October. October, October, October. Oct meaning 'eight', Ober > > meaning 'add another two'. Ah, isn't this is what it's all about ? > >and then this made me laugh and then sigh and think "oh, i miss the london >sinister massissive" > > >... anyhow ... > >Adrian, "not always what he was cracked up to be" Evans spake forth: > > > i think Katrina should start a list-collection so that > > we can buy out one of the less well off footy clubs in > > Scotland. Rather than the somewhat dead Poetry Parrot > > sketch, we could take it in turns, week in week out, > > to manage the team. Bagsy Peter Withe up front. > >which reminded me that i decided afterall to barrack (is that an australian >word?) for celtic ... must go online and find a team picture so i can >figuree out which players i fancy ... thanks to everyone for their reasons >why i should support thistle ... sorry for your wasted words ... > >managed to delete who wrote this, but youknowwhoyouare: > > > p.s. Apparantly one B+S (possibly the boy Geddes) will be D.Jing > > at the Star And Garter pub in Manchester sometime this month. This is >not >an > > unsubstantiated rumour. I spoke to one of the other D>J's who plays >there > > who knows whats going on. I hope anyway or have just made a twat out of > > myself. > >it's actually bad belle richard colburn ... i have the date written down >here somewhere ... hang on ... here we go ... it's actually to celebrate >the >club "smile" 's birthday on november 6th, which you may remember was the >afterparty celebration venue @ the manchester gigs way back in 1997 ... how >time flies. > >so there you go. > >list mummy said lots including most if not all of the following: > > > On to business. The first thing is that that nice man Stuart David has > > finally got a publisher for his book "Nalda", extracts of which some of > > you might have read on his Looper site at > > http://www.treehouse.clara.net but which he didn't ever finish putting > > up. > >and i remembered someone was wary that stuart had only got a publishing >deal >because of b&s? didn't stuart write this book previous to his b&s >involvement? and didn't he also have a short story published in a >collection of short stories before 'tigermilk' was released? not meaning >to >sound like sour grapes, but i think he's a writer as well as a musician and >deserves to have both available in the public view irrespective of his >success with the other. hmm, i don't think that quite made sense ... >sorry. > > > http://www.thehungersite.com > >which i thought was an ace idea and needed reiterating. > >must away > >katrina > > >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". 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Sinister: bits'n'bobs
by Katrina House 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

morning all, steady mike (or steady mike stand jones as someone else said, which made me giggle) quoth: > October. October, October, October. Oct meaning 'eight', Ober > meaning 'add another two'. Ah, isn't this is what it's all about ? and then this made me laugh and then sigh and think "oh, i miss the london sinister massissive" ... anyhow ... Adrian, "not always what he was cracked up to be" Evans spake forth: > i think Katrina should start a list-collection so that > we can buy out one of the less well off footy clubs in > Scotland. Rather than the somewhat dead Poetry Parrot > sketch, we could take it in turns, week in week out, > to manage the team. Bagsy Peter Withe up front. which reminded me that i decided afterall to barrack (is that an australian word?) for celtic ... must go online and find a team picture so i can figuree out which players i fancy ... thanks to everyone for their reasons why i should support thistle ... sorry for your wasted words ... managed to delete who wrote this, but youknowwhoyouare: > p.s. Apparantly one B+S (possibly the boy Geddes) will be D.Jing > at the Star And Garter pub in Manchester sometime this month. This is not an > unsubstantiated rumour. I spoke to one of the other D>J's who plays there > who knows whats going on. I hope anyway or have just made a twat out of > myself. it's actually bad belle richard colburn ... i have the date written down here somewhere ... hang on ... here we go ... it's actually to celebrate the club "smile" 's birthday on november 6th, which you may remember was the afterparty celebration venue @ the manchester gigs way back in 1997 ... how time flies. so there you go. list mummy said lots including most if not all of the following: > On to business. The first thing is that that nice man Stuart David has > finally got a publisher for his book "Nalda", extracts of which some of > you might have read on his Looper site at > http://www.treehouse.clara.net but which he didn't ever finish putting > up. and i remembered someone was wary that stuart had only got a publishing deal because of b&s? didn't stuart write this book previous to his b&s involvement? and didn't he also have a short story published in a collection of short stories before 'tigermilk' was released? not meaning to sound like sour grapes, but i think he's a writer as well as a musician and deserves to have both available in the public view irrespective of his success with the other. hmm, i don't think that quite made sense ... sorry. > http://www.thehungersite.com which i thought was an ace idea and needed reiterating. must away katrina +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: dikes and dykes
by Koen 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

>a minor quib, >i was not referring to the reference made by my friend towards the lovely >violinist from gybe as a wooden structure made in holland. > Contrary to popular belief, Dutch dikes are not made of wood. If they were, Hans Brinker would have been much more hesitant to stick his finger into the crack, in case of splinters. (be quiet, you dirty minded bunch there in the back). Windmills are wooden structures that spring to mind when you think of Holland. Oh, thanks Belgian Koen, for telling the whole list that my name resembles the Portuguese for c**t. It's made my life a bit easier ;) Koen (the Dutch one) === Keep your Happy Traum Alive Listen to Daryll-Ann +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: dikes and dykes
by B.E. Hamilton 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

a minor quib, i was not referring to the reference made by my friend towards the lovely violinist from gybe as a wooden structure made in holland. rather, the other thing. i'm an idiot, and going to bed blake xx the nerdy shy eyed pacifist ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ "I am not Jesus, though I have the same initials." - Jarvis Cocker +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: post-it notes and hot chocolate
by B.E. Hamilton 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

greeeeeeeeeetings fluffy observationalists of rainy days, yes, it did rain today, and it was somewhat depressing. well, i saw gybe! twice this weekend, yes, twice! they are absolute wonders live, and i would go recommend everyone to see them, but two things prevent this. 1)most of you already have because 2) the tour's over. oh well. i will say however, that over the course of two nights i absolutely fell in love with their violinist. she had that teddy bear look going on. my friend classified her as a 'dike' and said she probably hated the world or something to that effect. he then began to classify the indie scene as 'depressed and sad'. i then remarked that all the people i know whom listen to independent music primarily are some of the loveliest people around, period. back to the groovy violinist, well, she reminded me of Paddington Bear. anyone who remembers that little piece of heaven in the form of a children's book, kudos. i want my mom to read me bedtime stories again, i really do. is that so wrong? my list crush votes are forever stuck at two. better to be at zero. then at least you realize that your gimmick is a stinker. today i wrote a letter to pete townshend. it wasn't a geek fan-boy type letter--it was the sort of social reflection, 'you rock' sort of ditty. maybe he'll respond. perhaps the return envelope will have some dippity doo inside of it. oh wait, that's roger daltrey. i typed it up and everything, and in my box today was a package from lovely katrina containing two tee shirts plus badges! yay!! however, on the inset of one of the cardboard slabs was scribbled in pen the eloquent phrase, 'fuck off'. now this is the last thing i thought would be written on a somewhat b&s related slab of cardboard. personally i would have expected something like 'we hate isobel. signed, everyone'. that would have been acceptable. but the personal attack at me forced me to sit down and wonder to myself if i had invested too much of myself in a band that in the end, doesn't care what i think. it was harrowing. well i popped in IYFS and i'm feeling better. the world is a scary place. darling, read me a story. darling, help me sleep. love, blake xx the nerdy shy eyed pacifist ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ "I am not Jesus, though I have the same initials." - Jarvis Cocker +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A message from Lauren Tigerxdare
by Walkn10＠aol.com 05 Oct '99

05 Oct '99

Lauren's email has been acting a bit quirky as of late so she asked me to send this to list cause her CPU won't oblige. Here it is: hello my darlings, i am back from the dead, well sort of. i havent posted in awhile. i guess it's just been because i had to take some time out to think about some things and figure some things out, and during that time i havent really talked to anyone. i have been emailing back and forth with a couple of you sinister kids, and one in particular has really been a great help. and i thank her again...right now i just feel horrbile. i am very sick, and i just slept for three hours and when i woke up for some odd reason all i could think about was posting to sinister. these past couple days ive been absolutely out of it, i guess i should go to the doctor, but its so damn expensive when you dont have any insurance...today i acutally dragged myself out of bad for class. i left early because i was feeling worse as the day progressed, and so i got in my car and started to drive home. right away i knew something was wrong with my car, and as soon as i got out of the parking lot i realized i was screwed. the transmission apparently is bad, and i couldnt get the car to go above 30. it just kept rev-ing up and not going anywhere. i just barely made it home. i know it is going to cost alot of money that i dont have to fix it, which really sucks. the car is so old though and had 189,000 miles on it , i am probably going to have to just buy a totally new one, which sucks even more. now i cant afford to go to europe and i am ultra-depressed right now. thats all i have to say. xoxo, lauren. oh yeah and ida, one of my favorite bands is playing philly and it is 21+ which means i cant go. i hate the world right now. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: show us your tits
by kerry 04 Oct '99

04 Oct '99

i looked in my outbox today and good lord has it really been two weeks since my last post? of course, i'm not quite as sad as the list time i've written to the lot of you, so perhaps you won't give me quite as many mean looks after reading this one (yes, i saw those looks, don't pretend i didn't). LITTLE RAY i feel really bad for that poor model for Erica MacArthur's life drawing class. i also feel bad for his willy. B&S CONTENT i had an odd B&S dream the other night. i was at a seedy little bar somewhere with a few of my friends, and i noticed a poster on the door announcing upcoming performances. lo and behold, B&S was at the bottom of the list, with no date for when to expect them. i ran in and asked a woman behind a desk when they were coming. she said, "hold on a minute," and returned with someone who i think was supposed to be stevie jackson (tho it didn't look anything like him), maybe it was really mick cooke. but i remember telling my friends it was a guitarist, so it must've been stevie. besides, he was too tall to be mick. but too skinny to be stevie. huh. anyway, the bunch of us get led back to some back room where we sat around with stevie, and i think chris, and a few others i can't remember which ones, and talked and drank and me and the girls i was with flirted with the boys shamelessly. it was quite nice. NOW FOR THE TITTIES i went to a strip club on saturday with 4 people i live with, 3 girls and one boy. we're hiring a stripper for my friend's birthday, so we went to this place in connecticut called "the electric blue cafe" and scouted. we spent three hours there, picking a girl out, talking to her about pricing and such, then waiting for our friend chris (the one boy) to finish talking to the ridiculous number of people he knew there, but didn't know from there. he knew them most likely from the club he bartends at. anyway, i got so numb to looking at naked boobies all night that by the end of the evening i had a massive urge to show someone my tits. i stifled it, and now i'm glad i didn't. i wasn't drinking or anything, i guess it's just so damn catching, wanting to take your clothes off. connecticut has laws against full-nudity stripping, but i noticed at least one of the dancers showing more than a peek at her naughty bits below the waist. i'm hoping she got good tips for that. the next morning the whole ordeal seemed like a naughty dream i had, like none of it had happened. it wasn't particularly sexy stuff, either. it was quite base and really displayed the lowest aspects of our culture, watching these men stare blankly at naked girls shaking their boobs in their face, writhing on the floor, holding off until the last minute to give them a $1 tip. by the end of the night some of the girls dancing were so tired and bored of their job they put barely any effort into making it appear sexy. they just walked up to one of the men sitting by the dance floor and removed their top, held their boobs in front of them, and maybe wiggled a bit. it was more than a little depressing to watch. 3 years ago i wanted to be a stripper. i'm not so sure anymore. i wasn't so sure on saturday night because i don't think my body is nearly hairless or smooth enough (and i'm not about to shave the naughty bits), but now it just kind of grosses me out. i've got the tits for it, though (and proud of it). NO MORE TITTIES FOR YOU i went to my local newbury comics to buy the new tindersticks, despite the $26 price tag. unfortunately, someone beat me to it, so i bought a built to spill album, instead. "there's nothing wrong with love." i listened to it just now. i never noticed that 13th song before, and had no idea what the hell was going on because i wasn't paying attention. so i tracked it back to the beginning of the song and it all made sense. how strange. but funny. strange but funny. sweet sweet teri zuckerman called me the other night, and said she'd call me again when she was in town friday afternoon, but i never heard from her. did i miss her call? i don't know. so i got drunk instead. i've been drinking more than ever. i think something's wrong with me. i don't even really like being drunk. it annoys me. anyway, i hope you're not all frowning at me now, because i realize this post was really long, but i hope you liked the bit about the strippers. then again, you probably didn't. so i'll shut up now. -kerry "maybe if you find the time you'll make out with me, desperate me." -halo benders, "will work for food" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". 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by Honey 04 Oct '99

04 Oct '99

Here's Mr Tim Hopkins competition rules, as promised, that he wrote with his own hands. Good luck. Honey In The Lab xxx --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Looper Profanathon Here are the rules: 1. The object of the game is to come up with the funniest and crudest Belle and Sebastian-related piece of profanity, as adjudged by me, Hopkins of this parish. 2. Players may submit one or more profane words or phrases via Honey's clever voting machine, as previously seen on "Barbarella". You do this by mailing "honey(a)majordomo.net" with just the word "Competition" in the subject of the email. Any variation on this won't get caught and you won't be entered (it's automatic), so watch your fingers. DON'T send entries to the list! 3. The profanities will be judged on three criteria: 3.1 Belle and Sebastian-ness 3.2 Humour quotient 3.3 Cussability (that is to say the viability of the profanity as a cuss word) 3.4 Examples (with thanks to Mister C. Leonard) 3.4.1 "Ya wee shite" scores high on the cussability count, fails in terms of humour and scores poorly on B&S relatedness. Ditto "Pastel" 3.4.2 "I weally weally wuv woo" is funny(ish) and mildly B&S related but has little or no cussability 3.4.3 "Struan" is not funny, is very B&S related and could be cussable at a pinch 4. Entries need not be, or have any direct relation to, existing profanities or cusses. They should, however, be viable cusses. 5. B&S relation can consist of references to members, songs, albums or other products of the moderately popular beat combo Belle and Sebastian. Also allowed are references to past exploits of the Sinister list. If I know what you are on about. 6. Entries will be disqualified if they offend the judging panel by virtue of (real or perceived) sexism, racism, or offensiveness towards creed or religion. Bodily functions are encouraged, however. 7. The winning entry will be publicised to the list if it is funny enough, and the winner will be furnished with a spanking new copy of Stuart David's much sought-after tome. I will try to prevail upon Honey to come up with prizes for the runners-up. I wouldn't hold my breath though. 8. Judging will take place on the 15th October. 9. The judges decision is final. No appeals are permitted, except sex appeals, and those are to be submitted to the List Owner, who likes that kind of thing. 10. No cash alternative to the prize is offered. I mean, as if. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Don't you know that Crew cuts and Trainers are out again
by Erica MacArthur 04 Oct '99

04 Oct '99

Poppets, It was another Life Drawing Class this evening. It wasn't naked Stan, unfortunatley, who I think we've all grown quite fond of during the last two sessions. No, it was Thin Ray. I'm afraid Thin Ray isn't quite as controlled as naked Stan, as little Ray did indeed stand to attention. I blushed. It wasn't so much the erection that got me, rather the way Ray deperately cried "Down boy! down boy! go on, thats a good boy". I'll shall never forget the horror in his eyes. No one giggled. Dead Silence. I think I saw him shed a tear at one point. I may be joining the ranks of the working rather soon. My friend Katy has just got a job on the cake counter at Waitrose, and apparently at the end of the day, she gets to eat all the cakes which are left over. Which is good news, because Katy is one of those thin girls that moans about being fat, gallantly trying to stick out a belly that just isn't there, in the vain hope you'll sympathise. I want a job in the staff canteen, because apparently the boys from the Warehouse whistle at you and wink at you when you give them extra chips. Had a weird moment of clarity on friday evening. Mr Stevie Trousse said he remembered me being like a startled rabbit at the first sinister thing I ever went to. (It was a cold January evening, and myself and miss H got ourselves all dressed down and timidly shuffled into poetry cafe) I said something like "yes, little did you know I'd turn into the beast I've now become" but I think he'd stopped listening by that point. My point is, my WORD that startled little rabbit was much nicer than the boisterous chain-smoking drunk that has been put in her place recently. I'm going to go back to sitting in my room with Hannah (post darling, god damn it!) drawing hearts around pictures of Richey Edwards. Thats all I did before I met you lot, anyway. Does anyone know the guitar chords to 'You're in a bad way' by St Etienne? Just dial my number, or call my name... Erica x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: poetry parrot
by Genevieve Wesley 04 Oct '99

04 Oct '99

Hi list! Havent heard from you in a while Oooh baby,I got me some internet access,and its super-duper-souped-up version. So Stuart David has got a book out now?? Where where where can we get this? I must tell you,I have had not one but TWO Belle and Sebastian dreams,and they go like this: (stupid irritating member of Barenaked Ladies,decked out in satin pimp suit) So the Barenaked Lady guy approached Stuart Murdoch and Stuart David and he was trying to be all hip and down with them,and he was like "What do you do for fun when you're on tour?" Stuart Murdoch:(blows smoke in bnl guy's face)"We go to libraries." (this was said in a true Ice Maiden fashion) Stuart David: (eagerly) Well,perhaps we could go to a movie together? The second dream I had was just Stuart David,and he jumped into a car I was driving because he had wanted to meet me,but was very mysterious and jumped back out and I desperatley wanted to meet him again,but there was this nasty other man who was trying to steal mr.david away from me and wanted to "score" with him and wouldnt leave us alone, and when I woke up I was filled with a sense of longing and despair. I must tell you,I am enjoying Chemistry like I never thought possible.The other day,I had to use sodium hydroxide which is VERY CORROSIVE we are talking flesh to bone here,and I turned a penny gold!There is a suspicious lab technicien hanging around though.She goes by the name of Miss Honey and I have *SEEN* with these very eyes,peaking out from beneath her sombre lab coat were... garter belts.She is always heating mysterious elements over the bunsen burner and I am intrigued. You know,Bill Clinton seems like a real wuss to what I have just learned about this Borgia family with Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia. They were the original Jerry Springer family,geez. Did you know they used to have orgies in the open air and throw chestnuts at each other? oh,yes,the poetry parrot peed on my shoulder didn't it? Well,I am not great with my poets,I only really know the more obvious ones,but we are studying Edgar Allan Poe at the moment and his seem very sad I think,well,I guess one would be if they were afraid of being buried alive all the time,anyways..here you go: Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee;- And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. She was a child and I was a child, In this kingdom by the sea, But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee- With a love that the winged seraphs of Heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that,long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud by night Chilling my Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsmen came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulchre In this kingdom by the sea. The angels,not half so happy in Heaven, Went envying her and me:- Yes!that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of a cloud,chilling And killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far that the love Of those who were older than we- Of many far wiser than we- And neither the angles in Heaven above Nor the demons down under the sea, Can ever dissever my soul from the soul Of the beautiful Annabel Lee:- For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And the stars never rise but I see the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee; And so,all the night-tide,I lie down by the side Of my darling,my darling,my life and my bride, In her sepulchre there by the sea- In her tomb by the side of the sea Ok..so the parrot has just pooped on Joss Moorkens shoulder, bwa ha ha.I think Joss should do the fantastic "The French Toast Man" poem. love, genevieve the alchemist ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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