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Sinister: Ker
by Marco Braca 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

Happy birthday kerouac! Good red hair Stu ! Marco#7. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Britney and me
by mctag＠bigfoot.com 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

Hello angst-ridden teenagers, Nice to see Sinister has turned into some sort of retirement home for parodies of Smiths fans recently. I went to see Looper last night in Picc Recs, and at least 4 other Sinisterines were present. Fluffy was particularly resplendent with a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon stuck to her jumper. Looper were good although there was an excrutiating moment where no-one whatsover clapped after the first song. That's Manchester for you. Given that the Stephen Hawking machine was saying "thank you" after the rest of the other songs, it's just as the applause began, otherwise poor Stu D would have egg all over his face. It says a lot for his confidence in the technology at his fingertips that the Looper machine could also say "I'm so sorry" when technical hitches occured. I'm very impressed with the Looper LP too. Nice to see they used the Duke's ideas to such spectacular effect. Anyway, I've been hearing all sorts of things about the Bowlie website from various spies. So off I trotted to see what the fuss is about. These are my favourite bits, all sound advice I'm sure you'll agree. >bring some pyjamas, afterall, most of you are sharing your chalet with people you only loosely know. We're sharing a chalet with Chris Leonard and Keith and you don't get much looser than that. >remember to bring some condoms! and no, we're not joking. > > if you're a girl, i know it's taboo, but remember to pack your sanitary care and bits. I wonder if it says that on the Monsters of Rock festival website: But Sister Disco the Immaculate can: >I agree that The Corrs are diabolical, but I quite like that song they've done with The >Chieftans. I bet they all had a right old orgy after recording that, with the little fella who >looks like Benny Hill's mate taking the initiative. And then I bet they had a nudie fart contest, >and the drummer won. My father is a Chieftains groupie. There are some extraordinary revelations in their biography, which I bought him for Christmas...apparently while Derek Bell, the harpist, played, seemingly rapt in study of the sheet music, he was in fact reading "Big Knockers and Hot Front Bottoms" or some such publication of dubious morality. >I've seen three films this week, award winning Joey Deacon epic "The >Idiots", award winning Ronan Barret epic "The General" and award >losing crime caper "Serial Mom" by John Waters. Can you guess which >one was best? I hope it was "The Idiots" cos I've got to go and see it next week. It sounds positively filthy and possibly criminally insane. I'll let you know. Love tag xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.
by David Moore 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

Hi De Hi Fluffy Bunnies, For all those who love posting lists (top records/books/filums/etc.) check out http://www.jeepster.co.uk/thegentlewaves/thingsilike/index.htm for Bel's Best. The list of favourite films alone should provide fulsome fuel for all the Isobel fantasists out there, although some may be disappointed not to find Confessions Of A Window Cleaner amongst them :) Haven't managed to catch Weathershow on the radio yet, though, so the "Belle & Sebastian minus Stuart M" sound remains an enigma. Lots of lyrics to peruse at this site too: maybe young Master Melon Balls should check out the words to "Evensong". Better go now, as I have to pen a message for Jeepster's Bowlie Board to advertise the fact that my daughter Sally & I have 2 spare places in our chalet to share: hope we find someone fragrant. David Moore Chelmsford, UK +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Swedish band Kent
by chris 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

I heard a track from Swedish band Kent on Melbourne radio's 3RRR, and I like what I heard... so I would appreciate some opinions on their recordings from folks in the know! Scandanavian friendly Chris +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: countdown to cuteness!!
by rebelstrange＠ldd.net 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

hello happy bunnies. all you few who are expecting tiggerjammies (not as terrific as trousercuts, but it's competent, well sort of) may be assured they are on their merry way to you, expect a knock any day now. (i'm such a PR person). CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!! wHEEEEEEEE gentle waves mania has arrived at last......i can barely wait to grasp me wee hands around those rekkids the day they arrive to me!! oh the joys of credit cards are nothing to sniff at. i just had a gander round the "GW" web sight. it will be nicer when more stuff is up, but i like the font, and the uh fuzzy pics of trees and stuff and isobel in the kerchief, really ups the cuteness ante at least fourfold, but in an understated kind of wispy way that doesn't beat you over the head. not that i'd complain about being beaten over the head by cuteness, look at france gall......in any case i'm about to read her story. i wanted to do my emails before i got all embroiled in the emotion of it. ------ AAAAAAAAAHHH isobel likes my FAVORITE book!!! "Oranges are Not the Only Fruit" is on her favorite reading list. let it be known that isobel kicks totall ass. i just about spit up the hamburger i ate a while ago. (very non-pc) could there be a classier lady?? !!!!!i think not!!!!!! i wish her page had a guestbook, i'd stalk it faithfully. maybe that's why it doesn't. crafty DAVID is aware of my ways. actually belle can rest easier. now that i'm lusting after someone a bit geographically closer, she's moved lower on priority. hey a fantasy cant' last forever..... (and you all tho't i was dead serious didn't ya) have fun snogging in camber sands, you all rakes. you glorious bastards.......i'll be toiling away with my conte crayons and setting up my DIABOLICAL scheme to win ARt Girl's fickle heart. i've decided to do something about it, something pretty while i can (YEAH yeah, laugh if you must). i'm making a mystery crush mix tape. i'm going to take careful notes on her habits of dismissal from session. and on the right day, PLINK! that tape with a care bear sticker on it, and crushy tunes from b&s, sleater-kinney, francoise, and THEEEE headcoatees is going in there. and no one will be the wiser. it is so mischievous. i've had one person tell me it's agood idea, so that's enough for me. who cares. hopefully by august i'll be gone anyway, so how ever it turns out will be just fine. Oh and Philippe with 2 p's, if i end up in the Sonoran Desert biome region, it would be "tres mignon" to learn some Gallic girl tunes with a true gallic type person. i've identified 4 sinisterites so far in the SW region. maybe we can all party. yall could crash at my place, if i had one, but i won't, so never mind. erin D. says we should have a picnic. i think i'ts a grand idea. but i'm getting ahead of myself as i'm not even there yet..we'll see. ummmm.....is Scotland by any chance doing a "wee" bit of public relations?? i've been seeing all over the tv (i'm not sure which channels, probaly news channels) a travel ad about "Experience a wee bit of Scotland!!" bagpipers, castles , and all. what up!! maybe B&S have raised the glamour profile. someone can elucidate?? there was also a "Scottish Moods" cd advertised. it's like Celtic moods, cept it's totally bagpipe songs laid over a new-agey backdrop. which i think is wankerific. if yer gonna have bagpipes, just have straight bagpipes, no need for John Tesh-esque atmosphere. it's like those hooked on Classics tapes from the 80's where they take classical themes and basically lay them on top of a cheesy-ass "rock" beat. it is the most dreadful thing imaginable. what up!!! sister disco preaches: and Isobel has proven that her naughty cowgirl outfit was not mere posturing. She's like Patsy Cline or Lorena Bobbitt, only Scotch. Loreena Bobbitt?? NOW you're talkin my language!!! Nuff said. someone last week was quoting a post where someone else said they'd like to be under a ladder that isobel was standing on wearing a skirt, and the person who quoted it said her big bottom woudl come down and crush them. i thought that was splendid. Kara you always make me laugh, it's a mystery but it's true. later i'll say something more intelligent, right now i'm under the influence of about a hundred things, none of which are chemical, okay one is, but it's prescription so get off my case already. i know you all missed me. it's a miracle i managed not to spout off like an idiot for OVER ONE WEEK!!! can you believe it??? there are people i need to write to. I will get to you!!! hello out there!!!!! LJ http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "Everyone begins to get desperate and panicky, and all of a sudden, everything they never understood, they want it all explained" --Ms. Buffat, my HS chemistry teacher +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Countdown to Cuteness!!
by rebelstrange＠ldd.net 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

hello happy bunnies. all you few who are expecting tiggerjammies (not as terrific as trousercuts, but it's competent, well sort of) may be assured they are on their merry way to you, expect a knock any day now. (i'm such a PR person). CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!! wHEEEEEEEE gentle waves mania has arrived at last......i can barely wait to grasp me wee hands around those rekkids the day they arrive to me!! oh the joys of credit cards are nothing to sniff at. i just had a gander round the "GW" web sight. it will be nicer when more stuff is up, but i like the font, and the uh fuzzy pics of trees and stuff and isobel in the kerchief, really ups the cuteness ante at least fourfold, but in an understated kind of wispy way that doesn't beat you over the head. not that i'd complain about being beaten over the head by cuteness, look at france gall......in any case i'm about to read her story. i wanted to do my emails before i got all embroiled in the emotion of it. ------ AAAAAAAAAHHH isobel likes my FAVORITE book!!! "Oranges are Not the Only Fruit" is on her favorite reading list. let it be known that isobel kicks totall ass. i just about spit up the hamburger i ate a while ago. (very non-pc) could there be a classier lady?? !!!!!i think not!!!!!! i wish her page had a guestbook, i'd stalk it faithfully. maybe that's why it doesn't. crafty DAVID is aware of my ways. actually belle can rest easier. now that i'm lusting after someone a bit geographically closer, she's moved lower on priority. hey a fantasy cant' last forever..... (and you all tho't i was dead serious didn't ya) have fun snogging in camber sands, you all rakes. you glorious bastards.......i'll be toiling away with my conte crayons and setting up my DIABOLICAL scheme to win ARt Girl's fickle heart. i've decided to do something about it, something pretty while i can (YEAH yeah, laugh if you must). i'm making a mystery crush mix tape. i'm going to take careful notes on her habits of dismissal from session. and on the right day, PLINK! that tape with a care bear sticker on it, and crushy tunes from b&s, sleater-kinney, francoise, and THEEEE headcoatees is going in there. and no one will be the wiser. it is so mischievous. i've had one person tell me it's agood idea, so that's enough for me. who cares. hopefully by august i'll be gone anyway, so how ever it turns out will be just fine. Oh and Philippe with 2 p's, if i end up in the Sonoran Desert biome region, it would be "tres mignon" to learn some Gallic girl tunes with a true gallic type person. i've identified 4 sinisterites so far in the SW region. maybe we can all party. yall could crash at my place, if i had one, but i won't, so never mind. erin D. says we should have a picnic. i think i'ts a grand idea. but i'm getting ahead of myself as i'm not even there yet..we'll see. ummmm.....is Scotland by any chance doing a "wee" bit of public relations?? i've been seeing all over the tv (i'm not sure which channels, probaly news channels) a travel ad about "Experience a wee bit of Scotland!!" bagpipers, castles , and all. what up!! maybe B&S have raised the glamour profile. someone can elucidate?? there was also a "Scottish Moods" cd advertised. it's like Celtic moods, cept it's totally bagpipe songs laid over a new-agey backdrop. which i think is wankerific. if yer gonna have bagpipes, just have straight bagpipes, no need for John Tesh-esque atmosphere. it's like those hooked on Classics tapes from the 80's where they take classical themes and basically lay them on top of a cheesy-ass "rock" beat. it is the most dreadful thing imaginable. what up!!! sister disco preaches: and Isobel has proven that her naughty cowgirl outfit was not mere posturing. She's like Patsy Cline or Lorena Bobbitt, only Scotch. Loreena Bobbitt?? NOW you're talkin my language!!! Nuff said. someone last week was quoting a post where someone else said they'd like to be under a ladder that isobel was standing on wearing a skirt, and the person who quoted it said her big bottom woudl come down and crush them. i thought that was splendid. Kara you always make me laugh, it's a mystery but it's true. later i'll say something more intelligent, right now i'm under the influence of about a hundred things, none of which are chemical, okay one is, but it's prescription so get off my case already. i know you all missed me. it's a miracle i managed not to spout off like an idiot for OVER ONE WEEK!!! can you believe it??? there are people i need to write to. I will get to you!!! hello out there!!!!! LJ http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "Everyone begins to get desperate and panicky, and all of a sudden, everything they never understood, they want it all explained" --Ms. Buffat, my HS chemistry teacher +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: jack kerouac's b-day
by Arigreen23＠aol.com 13 Mar '99

13 Mar '99

happy jack kerouac's birthday everyone!! today in school i announced it, and later tonite went to IHOP and read aloud from the Portable Jack Kerouac. I know there are some Keraoacians out there on th' list, and let's not forget "Kerouac's beckoning with open arms" in "Le Pastie..."...happy day you all! ari +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Sinister Bloody Sinister
by PaperSun23＠aol.com 12 Mar '99

12 Mar '99

Honey gets a HUGE hug for spelling Dave Gilmour's name correctly! I woke today to find the "Guitar God" issue of Rolling Stone on my kitchen table ... you know, the one that mentioned Belle and Sebastian's habit of releasing "throwaway EPs"......? anyway, there at the top in my mom's handwriting was the misspelled David Gilmore! She gets a hug for trying. Moon Patroller Carrie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: It's a mighty long way down rock and roll, from the grosvenor cafe to la fete du bowl
by poetryplace2 12 Mar '99

12 Mar '99

::::::::::WHAT'S THE DEAL, GLOCKENSPIEL?:::::::::: As previously reported, the Four Hundred Flustered Freeloaders event last night was quite a good giggle, even if it took an hour to get served at the bar. I think a special mention oughta be made of Steadymike's homage to Eric Morecambe from behind the curtain on the stage. And Casarotto showed tremendous puff and lip technique on the recorder: he's obviously been practicing. I must make it quite clear at this point that should a picture appear in a music magazine next month of someone looking like me thrashing away at a xylophone with a demented look on his face, it is an elaborate and cruel photographic hoax. ::::::::::SHAGTAGSTIC:::::::::: Has anyone been watching Queer as Folk on Channel 4? This week's episode was a corker, not least for the scene that was set in some club called Babylon. As everyone goes in they are slapped with a sticker with a number on it. This way people can put up messages on a noticeboard saying things like "Number 31, I would like to buy you a Tizer" and "Number 101, does your happylamp need buffing?". Apparently, these stickers are called "ShagTags". Though I am assured that in no way does this have anything to do with the Champion Sex Carrot of Chorlton. I think we should organise something along these lines for Camber Sands. Get to it Mr Kitchen. ::::::::::MODEM LIFE IS RUBBISH:::::::::: Me and Caleb are going to start working on the next issue of Papercuts ("the best fanzine in the world"- PJMiller) quite shortly, and we are looking for submissions. If you'd like to write a feature or an interview, or draw some pictures or something, get in touch. ...One thing we want to do for the next issue is celebrate the reissue of Tigermilk by printing people's anecdotes, experiences etc of first getting hold of, and hearing the record. So if you would like to reminisce in print, (no more than 200 words, please), or contribute anything at all, then mail me at poetryplace2(a)easynet.co.uk Stevie Trousers xxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: we can't all be McGyver
by Corpora Arenacea 12 Mar '99

12 Mar '99

And to think that when I first signed out an email account I thought "Grievous Angel" was too pretentious a name! And you gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Parsons were into that they named their kid "Gram".... oh well, whatever trust fund gets you through the night, kid. O.K. I'm going to be in Manchester next weekend. For two days. That's where I'm spending my whole two days in England. I think I'd love to meet some of you and be your sidekick for the afternoon. To allay your fears now (c.f. mind the gap, puh-leese, qeef) I'll be adopting nor perverting not one gram of British dialect. Oops, did I just go metric. Anyway, write write write me, I can even bring non-spongiform-encephalitic cuts of beef for ya. If you ask real nice-like. Word to Cristal-balls: wait til she's 35, I heard they really heat up around then. I've seen chicks at that age get a hot flash from a stalagmite. Whatever you do, =don't= just tell her you like her! Death sentence to all crushes. If you have to, it's best to bring up the subject in the heat of a pillow fight. -Eran Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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