April 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Armadillo Van Halen vs Fatboy Led Zepplin
by Fluffy Sarah 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

hello fellow gentle cheese fans! some slogans for the proposed Bowlie teeshirts: i nambled and pambled with isobel campbell! i bought three teddies with chris geddes! i drunk some dandelion and burdock with the enigmatic stuart murdoch! i did an impression of tommy cooper with stuart out of looper! are you startin' wit sarah martin? i listened to the gentle waves for a bit and i thought it was a pile of ...................general but derivative folk/twee rubbish! i bought a second-hand kalxon from the feisty stevie jackson! i shared a pint of golden churn with richard col...burn! sod those poncey study at stow ones...schools (almost) out for summer! I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Cambersand's films
by CiaraMacL＠aol.com 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

Hi It's Ciara and I'm hear at my PC with Stuart M. I'm feeling sad cause I'm not well enough to go to the Bowlie thingy. Stuart is consoling me by saying it'll probably be a pile of cack. What rubbish he talks (?!). But anyway he told me what films they have to show in the cinema there. (my comments in brackets) On 16 mill film. What's 16 mill Stuart ? Ferris Bueller's Day Off ( I like the shower scene) Annie Hall (classic woody) Get Carter ( I thought he was in ER ?) Smashing Time ( Aye everyone but me - boo hoo) The Unbelievable Truth (?) A boo de soof - (or some frenchie art shit I can't spell ) Dazed and Confused - (yeah) Paris Texas (gasp) Gregory's Girl (Tel or De Ror) Naked (sad and scarey) And loads of short films of SPECIAL INTEREST from the Rank Organisation in the sixties. Such as Student Nurse 'In' Gear The Ball at his Feet Behind the Ton Up Boys Model Girl Away From the Blackboard Gold in the Sand (the Secret World of Scampi) Saturday Special (the Making of Childrens' Films) Floating on Air ('What is happening to the Hovercraft ?') Those brackets were not my comments but the literal truth from the catalogue. (Alas it's true...) love Ciara. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: looper
by Nick Eeepooh! 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

i was just wondering if anyone found the looper album a little dissapointing. i mean i got all psyched about it, marched to Zulu records only to find it to be 24.98(canadian)! so i start listening to it and i hear that same impossible things recorder riff thing like a zillion times all over the timewise skimpy album. you know it's cool, sweet and bouncy and all but i don't think 'ol stu tried that hard. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If they dare touch a hair on your head I'll fight to the last breath
by Robert Foster 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

Right, I've finally graduated from the nursery and I've grown up. Things have broken and things have dropped and here I find myself. Where I used to be awkward, ill fitting and feeling slightly nervous and overwhelmed in the nursery; I'm now a fully fledged graduate. Over the past few weeks while I was gestating, I was sent a many weird and wonderful emails from a many weird and wonderful people, all of whom appear to be having a private conversation with each other via my computer. Nervous were my fingers, eager to tap away to someone but it was all one sided. But I was there when Jenny Applecake spent a lot of time and effort baking a cake only to wander around the streets of London for several hours too shy to ask strangers if they were sinister or knew anyone who was. I was there and agree with Funkyseb when he's having a moan about that gangwanking at the bottom of this email, I wonder who wrote it first? I've also noticed some of the traditions here. Just look at the subject line, pointless and bearing little resemblance to the main text. Hum, can anyone guess from what song it came from, 4 points for the title, 3 for the artist and 3 for the album. Oh dear I hope I haven't over streached myself. Honey warns of that, strict punishment awaits anyone who strays from the line. Well, I'll stop wasting everyone's time and I'll say bye bye Rob +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sinister: to coin a phase
by Graham MacArthur 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

Dear listees, I'm back in your box again - don't say you missed me, i'll only get embarassed. I retrieved my copy of TBWTAS from a previous crushboy - the scally didn't even give it to me personally, he gave it to a friend, so I feel i'm back with the bellies again, somehow things arent quite right not having the choice between albums... Arent boys terrible? i asked for pasta shapes, expecting something suitably sweet like thomas the tank engine, or if it was my lucky day, barbie shapes, but no..you send your big brother out to buy pasta shapes and they bring back MATCH pasta shapes with pictures of "cheeky" footballers all over the front. If anyone is collecting the wrappers for their stud-filled MATCH calendar, you're welcome to mine! well, like Brett Anderson, "I like food, food is good". I want to wish you all frolicsome fun in bowlie - don't let the frost get you down, i want to see rosy cheeked photographs of everyone braving the cold running in and out of chalets - don't forget, as sinister peeps you have a reputation to live up to - if you're not going to be smutty, you'd better be miserable! :) love Erica +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: chasing a bee
by jessica 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

hey list, marky mark perceptively pointed out: >To lighter things...am I wrong, or does tinystar Jess every now and again >write to the list promising to take off yet another item of clothing? well, that's a bit of an exaggeration. there's no stripping going on here! i simply do you all the service of pointing out different places on the web that i can be found. no nudity, pg-13 all the way, just me and my writing. and if any of you feel compelled to pay my way to bowlie, well, that's just lovely. by the way, have you seen that more chalets have opened up? just curious. my kingdom for a ticket, jessicaxo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * someone had spied on us, i suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or coca-cola but hot milk out of a thermos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t i n y s t a r @ w o r l d y . c o m (it's lovely being a girl) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Funny ...
by LostComet 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

Hello list, I just saw a B&S CD with Tigermilk plus 6 songs from a special session at a music shop around here. At a total cost of 3.000$000 Escudos ( 13 pounds). Is this the original CD? Just wondering. LostComet +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: la jardinage me passione
by Genevieve Wesley 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

are we all talking about romantic bus stories? I HATE buses! schoolbuses have no respect for us country folk. There couldn`t have been a more worse day to miss the bus,normally I`d be jumping up and down at the thought to stay home,but i have to do this lettre for french about how i want to be a gardener,and now i cant get it in,and wahh FAIL FAIL FAIL. ...Stuart Murdoch might not be at the Bowlie festival,you may not realise this,but he`s a Goblin King. See,there was this young lady named Guntherette,who lived in a mud-hut,(the girl was practically a slave,but no-one knew that the Goblin King was madly in love with her) and wanted to experience the better things in life...and she so wanted to go to the beautiful Sands Of Camber,where she could frolick in the sparkling waters,wash her hair with the mini-bottles of shampoo,sleep in and twirl around. Her wicked witch-guardian wanted to crush fun and joy from Guntherette`s life,merely,because she had the power to do so,the wicked witch`s answer for everything was "Because I Say So". Guntherette was being very fowl and cursing the wicked witch-guardian and moaning about all the unpleasant-ness and un-fairness in her life and cried out "You can bet it is a bitch,kid!" These words summoned up the Goblin Murdoch King....he flew in through the window,a magnificent purple aura surrounding him,wearing italian leather thigh high boots and a billowing lilac cape,his feathered hair shimmered and danced in the light,hundreds of the finest jewls you`d ever seen adorned him. "Goblin King,Goblin King!" she cried. The Goblin King walked slowly and very dramatically towards her,every step echoing through the hall. "I`ve brought you a gift,peasant girl." "Oh! Oh! A ticket to Bowlie!" The Goblin King snickered. "Shut up you.It`s a crystal,nothing more,but if you turn it this way and look into it,it will show you your dreams." The Goblin King proceeded to twirl and prance around,tossing the crystal high up into the air, balancing it on his head,rubbing his stomach,patting his head,all at the same time. "But there is a catch..." "What!?" Guntherette exclaimed. The Goblin King whispered into her ear. "I`ll never! I don`t need your crystal!" The Goblin King stamped his foot. "Do not defy me." He snapped his fingers and his little mini-goblin minions appeared, stu-D-goblin and mick-goblin,ferocious and snarling,tried to bite at her ankles.Then a dark purple smoke rose up around him and he started to sing "Your eyes can be so cruel.Just As I can be so cruel.But I still believe in you." that`s the end.It`s supposed to be vague and artistic,like it leaves you wondering,you know? there`s lots of good parts,but i left them out bye bye,(kiss,kiss) your bored-missed-bus sinister pal...genevieve ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: get me away from here i'm making a video
by Archel 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

i just found out a little piece of on-topic info which i'd like to share. a friend of a friend of a friend, i am told, made a music video for his course, and the song he used was 'get me away...'. with the permission of b&s, who asked for a copy of it. the friend of a friend was in his video, and the friend (getting nearer and nearer to actual connection to me here) has seen it. sounds great: it's a little story of a guy being two-timed by his girlfriend. what i want to know is, is the person behind this video ON THIS LIST? jamie from manchester?? train of thought 1: i liked the Q article too, especially the quotes from Chris. stuart m as 'mad guy in silver trousers' and stud as 'contemporary' guy with a 'computer and a puffa jacket'. bless. train of thought 2: one of the schools i went to didn't have a uniform, and today i wish i'd had the privilege of weraing blazers and ties... anything to avoid having to look back at school photos where i sport t-shirts tucked into leggings, pink and red combos, hand-knitted jumpers etc. no-one should be allowed to be an individual before the age of 16. i'm now plunged into another looongggg essay and thinking bitterly of the bowlie, but i console myself with the fact that at least i haven't been crossed in love (recently) or hounded by the press, or attacked by a bird. and i've just changed the colours on my email programme to look all summery, despite the freezing temperatures. i suggest we have a picnic in brighton sometime. on the beach, away from london pollution. are you with me? (only, it has to be after my exams...) lounging in the green fields of foreverland (metaphorically), archel xxx ------------------------------------------------------------------- Rachel Playforth do something pretty while you can don't be afraid rap101(a)york.ac.uk skating a pirouette on ice is cool http://members.tripod.com/~RPlayforth/welcome.htm -------------------------------------------------------------------- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: "...she's thinking of something to do..."
by Snowinsumr＠aol.com 14 Apr '99

14 Apr '99

dear "helpless and fretting" diary... meganelise is the birthday girl...tomorrow...sigh...and she doesn't know how to feel...the boy who is always working wants to take her somewhere and although that makes her feel very special and happy...she hates her own birthday...she much rather loves to celebrate other's birthdays...and as attention frightens the little girl...and she is pretty sure that her mum has something up her sleeve...as she is always planning surprises...meganelise is very very very scared of tomorrow's events... otherwise...she's doing well...she met a boy...a cute one...with really big brown eyes...a boy that makes her mixtapes and gives her shy hugs...which are the only kind that she can give...so it seems that they may have been meant for each other... she is on her way to the radio station...to play music for the one person that occasionally listens and calls in to tell her that her time and patience is not for nothing.... shy hugs... meganelise +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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