August 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: fantastic cat
by Alix Campbell 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

hello friday the thirteenth, oh bloody hell yes. i go to bed with a slight sore throat and awake with a fucking huge head cold. in august, fucksakes. more mucus than is strictly necessary for the summer months. mmmhmm. so i bimble about the house trying to get stuff done whilst feeling like im being trepanned. then i miss the train. having got halfway to the station i reaslised id forgotten something. then im halfway to the station for a second time and the train goes past. buggers. i always get that train, why didnt they wait? so i am home and i think, hmm yes, i can have breakfast for a change, so i proceed to drop most of the ingredients of breakfast on the floor. this however is ok, as the cats came and ate it. even the mustard. sickos. then the computer turned schizophrenic and keeps spazzing out. these *are* the correct terms to use. i watch as various unasked for windows appear in front of me, then start shouting 'what the fuck are you doing, why are you doing this to me, you bastard?' i havent anything funny to add. nothing at all because ive just banned anyone from laughing within a 12 mile radius of me. ill see people at tigermilkshake or whatever its called. unless i miss every single train and never make it into work. or die from self pity. yeh! ill leave sneezing. anyone got any tissues? love alix Go and see Droolz at - http://www.droolz.ukf.net/ It's more fun than skinnydipping with nuns +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: all music and no play.
by jarkko frantila 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

Well hello. Having a whale of a time here, the sun is shining and mind is drifting towards all the happy and fun stuff I'm going to do this evening. Friday. Need I say more? No. Hey, music now: Anyone of you seen Gay Dad live? We're they any good? I just got the ticket to their gig taking place here the first day of next month. I have a bad feeling about them for some reason. Well, the album was ok, the little bits I've heard, but I have a strange hunch that they will do these 7-minute jamming session while playing live. Hope to god not. Smut: "99 per cent of men mastubate and one per cent lies." -From an episode of Hale&Pace. How accurate can you get? And since the posts on this list are getting dirtier and dirtier every day, may I ask when all the good footjob/handjob/gay XXX-pages are going to be added to the links section on the sinister homepages? I never used to be this raunchy until you guys started to talk about female masturbation and somehow I just snapped and now I'm babbling about vaginas all the time. Thank you, you have no idea how worried my mom and dad are. A lawsuit will follow, mark my word. @--->--- Jake "Drugs are bad, ok?" ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Fri13th bollocks - no swearies
by Joss Moorkens 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

Hi Big List. ;) I've always considered myself above silly superstition. I march under every ladder I can, enjoy the presence of lone magpies and consistently state my religious disbelief to the poxy christians who hang around our street corner trying to browbeat people into joining their congregation. But for some reason, Friday the 13ths have always given me the willies. I've never quite worked out why it is. I think there were a few coincidental Friday 13th injuries in school, but not nearly enough to warrant this Sledgehammer-esque edginess. Damn those scaremongering films. So anyway, it was our work 'do' last night and there's currently a torrent of emails flying around here about lost pens, jackets and telephones. I can't help but laugh heartily at all of them, but underneath there's a sneaking suspicion that the sky will fall on me at any given second. And I'll probably deserve it. I do hope that you all have a happy Friday the 13th though. Personally, I shall go out and get arseholed to forget about it. And because it's what I do every Friday. John Warrander said: >breasts And I was pleased. Brings me back to the days when a Sinistron could expect a suggestive mail winging it's way to his or her mailbox every Friday from the quiet man of Roolz. Maybe, just maybe, those days are here again. God help us all. Cheerio, Joss http://www.thumped.com/scilabs +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: What is this remarkable anti-perspirant?
by mctag＠bigfoot.com 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

Hello shagpots, It's the women you have to watch in Glasgow. The streets round Hillhead Underground swarm with gangs of Isobel lookylikies screeching "What did you say to me, pal?" then knifing them. Women like Ailsa Ross who used: >even bigger and more ~~sarcasm thingies~~~~ That makes me very happy, Ailsa. I've been noticing a worrying lack of these lately, and couldn't believe that Northy is so soon forgotten by you fickle wretches. He's out there somewhere though, watching us, loving us, feeling our joy, our pain, ready for the Second Coming, like some kind of Jesus in a barbour jacket and green wellies. Sarah taught us how to get ahead in advertising: >Have you ever thought how good it would be if, say, instead of going to >work and creating a crappy advert that causes me to shriek with >annoyance whenever it comes on (for it is pap-reeeeka, not *pap*-rika >flavour anyway), it would be better if they just stayed at home and had >a nice wank or something? Sometimes Sarah is so much in tune with my psyche it scares me. Being a terribly po-mo kind of person, I enjoy little better than a night of watching adverts. Unless "Big Butt Babe Penitentiary", Wumpkinny's favourite programme, is on L!VE TV at the time, then I'm not allowed to. At the moment I'm enjoying Diane from Trainspotting's acting career spiral downwards before my very eyes with her deodorant ad. I wish they'd show "Washes whiter", the history of advertising programme that was on about 10 years ago again. With this in mind, I have composed the following letter, "Dear Auntie Beeb, Why oh why oh why won't you show "Washes Whiter" again. It was my favourite programme. Yours, Pumpkinny". Please feel free to send in your favourite adverts to the list. I'm going away for the weekend, so it doesn't bother me remotely if the list gets clogged up with one line posts during that time (exit stage left laughing demonically). I love you as a friend, Tag xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Spanking Gorgeous!
by Darren Savage 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

Hello again I am one of those dreadful advertising types and I think my agency makes ace ads, we do PlayStation, French Connection, Absolut Vodka, NatWest, Holsten Pils and truck loads more. I did once stay at home to drink tea though, I quite liked it. Actually I have just finished work on a new ad and I found that A Century of Fakers works brilliantly with the visuals. However that would never do would it so we put some other stuff on instead. I was really drunk yesterday and I applied for some free tickets to see Travis on Saturday. I was quite shocked to find that I'd been sent some in the post this morning. I quite like Travis so I'm in a good mood now. Also I'm sorry for my last e-mail which was absolute twaddle about the Marr/Oasis interface. Cheerio then --- Starry <sarah(a)elsato97.demon.co.uk> wrote: > Morning kids, > > Recently I decided that a really good interior > design trend would be to > use all my old CD's as coasters. I tried it and I'm > quite upset that it > didn't revolutionise the look of my house....well. > Bedroom anyway. Pah. > > You know those advertising executives who make all > the shit adverts? > Have you ever thought how good it would be if, say, > instead of going to > work and creating a crappy advert that causes me to > shriek with > annoyance whenever it comes on (for it is > pap-reeeeka, not *pap*-rika > flavour anyway), it would be better if they just > stayed at home and had > a nice wank or something? Or a cup of tea. > > I love the Pot Noodle Advert though. > > "they're spanking, they're gorgeous, they're > wonderful and hot, now > stick em in your mouth, and scoff the bloody lot > thaaaangeww....." > > Due to problems with stinky Netscape, (even though > it still managers to > kick Internet Explorers bottom), I recently > downgraded myself to > Netscape 3.03. David, your Beepster site is barely > recognisable from the > site I saw with my 4.61 version. I have a book on > design that I got that > said "Degrade Gracefully". Hey, but at least those > little popup menus > don't appear over the links! HUZZAH, I say! Power to > the Kidz. > > Is there really a thread on this list about fucking > Johnny Marr joining > Oasis? Christ! > > >Tomorrow, at The Adelphi (the yellow one) in > Preston, Angelica (Teenage > >Girl Crush etc) will be playing, with support from > um..... Fo-Li > >(Somethings) > > Hahahahaa! They are Fi-Lo Radio and "boast" the most > ostentious and > irritating drummer in the world. So I think anyway. > Little fucker. "I > can do a few fancy drum rolls and the world must > know it by my forcing a > drum solo into ever song".... > > Archel: > >well, i bought 'the green fields of foreverland' > yesterday and was listening > >to it at bagpuss boy's house when his EIGHT year > old sister suddenly piped > >up: "what IS this terrible music?" > > I just thought that needed saying again. > > Anyway, why does no-one talk about Black Tambourine > on this list? I have > one song by Black tambourine and it is called Throw > Aggi Off The Bridge. > Unfortunately, a nasty bout of tourettes takes me > over and forces me to > change the word "Aggi" to "Isobel" I don't know why > that happens. > Shocking. > > Psst, word up by the way.... one of my homiez > mentioned that there is a > 'Like Dylan in the Movies' promo CD going for sale > on ebay, if you want > to look it is at: > > http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=145881983 > > So there. I just signed up for ebay too, but I'm not > buying or selling > anything, even though I'm in love with the little > Chococat bag and I > might just sell my granny for it. It's top banana. I > want an iBook too. > I will look for a cheap one of those on ebay, but I > have a mad feeling I > won't find one. I wonder what ELSE I could buy on > it. THE WORLD, I bet. > Sarah > xxx > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister > mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". > To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe > sinister-digest" to > "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". 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Re: Sinister: A bootleg ?
by Stuart J Green 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

All *I* know about this is that "boo to the business world" have a web-site, which is dedicated to B&S and been around for a while. Their site is at http://www.boo2.co.uk/belle/ and you can email them at chall5(a)hotmail.com if you wanted to . . . That's it for now, Boo x PS My name is not related to this in any way, just a "red herring"..! :-) From: svesolb%hotmail.com@Internet on 12/08/99 09:26 PM To: sinister%Majordomo.net@Internet cc: (bcc: Stuart J Green) Subject: Sinister: A bootleg ? A couple of days ago I got back from New York, and in NY i bought a CD which is titled "boo to the business world", and the band is called Albanian steel bed. If you rearrange the letters you get: Belle and Sebastian. My copy was nr 71 of 100. Does anybody know anything about this bootleg, please tell. By the way: NEW YORK WAS GREAT :) Svennie ! ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: to be or not to be(naked)
by linus＠wr.com.au 13 Aug '99

13 Aug '99

Finally I have some time to sort through all the sinister mail... Firstly I'd like to respond to Fiona from Adelaide, it's nice to see another Aussie on the list. I think B&S are becoming quite popular out here, although I've never heard it played on the radio, not that I really listen to the radio much anyway. It gets played in some of the clubs in Sydney and Melbourne, at Bazooka(in Sydeny) they play at least one or two tracks every week, and everyone jumps up to get up and dance, so it must be catching on. When TBWTAS was released locally here it got good reviews from all the press, well except for Ralph magazine, but that's just a testosterone fuelled mag, so who cares what they think? I ordered most of my B&S stuff from Jeepster, it's probably the cheapest and quickest method to get them. Sarah, I was thinking the same thing after I had seen "Eyes Wide Shut", not one full-frontal shot of a naked male, but then that's usally the case with a lot of films, tuns of female nudity but no male nudity. I wonder if it's because so many men have a complex about the size of their penis, or does it just come down to the fact that the naked female body is a little more attractive than the male? At least we can be thankfull there was no naked Tom Cruise in the film. ...Lisa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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by Michele Waggner 12 Aug '99

12 Aug '99

Please excuse the list abuse, if this gets through... I am just trying to work out this crap microsoft program that apparently makes spaghetti. If it truly did, then I wouldn't have to cook dinner tonight. Not that I intended to. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: timed out
by Sweetie 12 Aug '99

12 Aug '99

a quick sideways glance down at my watch, with a certain amount of concern. time is irrelevant. keep dreamin. the best ever thing, time. the thing that confuses and complicates so much of life, time. if i had no time then it could never run out for me but there is never enough time, never. it is so precious yet such a pain in the arse. in time things get lost. never to come back. why do i not have enough time?? why must it run out?? why cant it last forever?? why must everything come to an end?? time is inevitable and it is the one thing that will kill everyone. and so fucking soon. why must time cause so much pain?? your friend always sweetie x ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Life isn't a rehearsal, it's for real. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A bootleg ?
by svein solberg 12 Aug '99

12 Aug '99

A couple of days ago I got back from New York, and in NY i bought a CD which is titled "boo to the business world", and the band is called Albanian steel bed. If you rearrange the letters you get: Belle and Sebastian. My copy was nr 71 of 100. Does anybody know anything about this bootleg, please tell. By the way: NEW YORK WAS GREAT :) Svennie ! ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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