January 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: Hi Not Toby Chan's Best Mate
by Toby Chan 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

Hi Linus, Hey classy mate... ve u seen Salo? an italian film. Why u wanna try orgy? I dun say that i dun enjoy sex. But i am just making an example bout Weed >never went to any messy party / orgy ( wanna try ) , never have 3 some , >never have had a one - night stand . but i enjoy sex , either one on one , >or DIY . >I write stories , poems , try to write songs , and lyrics ;I draw , sing and >kiss . I try to afford using Chinese , for example , i only know how to >flirt in English , maybe some French . >glad to hear any reply . >Ta >Linus +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Double Woof and Sausages
by Sarah Clarke 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

Hello peeps, I had a very nice weekend! I saw the FOXGLOVES play SONGS at the Po Caff and drank wodka. Later on Chrys Lynyrd played some acoustic melodies, and I was drinking ABSINTH. Then we sat around a table and I drank some beer, and then a pint of wine. I'm not sure which part of that horrific bouze combination made me decide that paddling in Trafalgar Sq fountain was GRATE (I didn't even take my socks off - it didn't occur to me), but my head was pretty sore the next day. If you don't know what scale Trafalgar Sq fountain is on, imagine its like um... doing something very silly in a big landmark...like Time Sq...or Bangrak, Thailand. Hello Ooon by the way, we all think you're GRATE. And I have something to send to you but would you please send me your address again as I don't have it. Being a crip, I have lost my address book. Not even under the influence of alky-hol. Anyway. A Big Gay Lesbian sent me this and I think you should all join in. It'd be fun, and you could do something GOOD for a change, instead of all this wanton destruction of brain cells. <<The Daily Record in Scotland have launched a campaign for a petition against the repeal of section 28. They have a Freepost address, ie Keep the Clause pays the postage. Can you ask everyone on your list to send their views to them as often as possible to help use up their funds!!!!!>> The address is > >> > Keep the Clause > >> > Freepost SC0 5219 > >> > Perth > >> > PH2 8BR Send them beer mats, flyers, junk mail and remember it costs them 20p each time. Bwaahaahaha. Oooh look people, internet word of mouse activism! You know, I'm sure there was plenty of other things that I meant to say. But I can't think of any. Go on, send all your old crap to the Record. Unless you don't like gay-ists, in which case you are probably a wanker (and can't get a shag from ANY sex) so nur. Sarah xo ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: for jobs that are big...
by fiona 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

...a mechanical digger is bigger and better and quicker (if anyone knows all the words to that can you send me them off list because i can't find them anywhere) i have a query, can someone tell me what 'mary janes' are, as in >i was wearing a black and pink blouse and mary janes on friday >afternoon. marie? also, is there anyone on this list who has some sort of shared house arrangement and doesn't hate their flatmates. here i am feeling guilty because i've barely spoken to mine since i returned after christmas, and then all of you lot are planning brutal murders. i would worry, but most of you are a long way away. my excitng news of the moment is that i've found someone to pay for me to go to atp (fiona jumps up and down and flails arms like demented windmill / pete townshend) and its nearly my birthday - 10th february, gifts, money , beer all gratefully received. and i think i only failed two exams and its la pastie de la bourgeoisie on friday and my tubby friend has wangled himself a dj slot, so that people can whinge when he plays the slits. stuff is really quite good, but i must leave you now to learn about differential equations. stay beautiful, jaffa cakes etc fiona, i was born to make you happy +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: fragile, don't crush
by marie elia 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

i just Had to write to exclaim loudly: BLAKE IS BACK!! he doesn't even know it, but he was my first sinister crush. whoops, now everyone knows. well, since all the old crushes are erased anyway, i suppose it's alright. alexander, i believe, said something about crushes being influenced by chat. i don't know anything about That, but i would like to say that if you Can go to sinister chat, you most definitely Should. i can't promise that there'll be flushed milkmaids and hay-rolling Every day, but oh dear some interesting things Do go on. right right. today a boy i like sat Right behind me in class, which made me all nervous, which in turn made me play with my hair and fidget and bite my lipgloss off. and at the end of class he said "hi." and now i feel all junior-high-ish and giddy. like a damn schoolgirl, i tell ya. speaking of school girls... i was wearing a black jumper and pink blouse and mary janes on friday afternoon. and i didn't change before i went down to the bar. so i was sitting in the bar, putting away a pint of guinness, looking like i'd just gotten home from 7th grade (although Our school uniforms were icky plaid), and i got the Dirtiest look from some blonde sorority girl. sheesh. can't a girl dress up anymore?? b&s content: on saturday night miss KIMberly and i met some cute kids at a show in pittsburgh who had b&s buttons on their bags. and one was named marie! eeek. i never meet anyone with my name. let's see: crushes, vague allusion to smut, b&s content, school uniforms, beer, boys, and lip gloss. right-o. i think i've done well. xoxo, ree ===== ************************************************************** "to me she was just marie." -mersault "hearts don't break/ the division is innate" -secret stars eliam(a)alleg.edu | littlearsonist(a)yahoo.com | aol IM:LazyJane22 ************************************************************** __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the facinating world of IdleB.
by idle berry 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

So here we are, back at Monday. Joy. Anyway, for all the nosey parkers out there (don't you love that term? I used to say it all the time when i was a wee gurl. to everyone. whether it was true or not.) theres a piccie of me now on my website. www.geocities.com/idleberry/krispiccy.html. Weekend was good. went to stay with my boyfriend. Only I couldn't find his hairdryer, and cos my hair goes well, bizarre and frizzy and wavy when it dries naturally and makes me look like dot cotton (I kid thee not) I decided to lean over his electric heater to dry it. And I didn't set fire to it. Decided hobbies are the new rocknroll, particularly if you're in a band. Unless its Belle and Sebastian. Anyway, went to a little art shop in Ipswich, and bought some bits a pieces, a charcoal pencil and some oil pastels and a block of paper. And now I'm going all creative. Ah...to be a creative genius. It would be nice. If only I knew how. decided to avoid my flatmates for the moment, and instead took to writing stories and venting all my anger about them in my stories. Less chance of being arrested. Still miss scotland heaps. Ah well. here I go... cherrypips IdleB ===== visit the idle site:http://www.geocities.com/idleberry __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Another band to fall in love with...
by Paul Arathoon 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

I don't often do this but I have to make an exception just once.. Go and buy tompaulin's 7" on action records (www.action-records.co.uk) It's called ballad of the bootboys b/w wedding song. It is really really special. Obviously influenced by B+S(and they are an 8 or 9 piece apparantly)and very fey and twee. The Melody Maker are going mad over them and NME's Kitty Empire was on the phone all last week trying to get an interview. If the rest of their stuff is like this then they will be amazing. Not as good as B+S but still amazing.They are playing Manchester roadhouse at the end of Feb I fear I sound as if I am raving but it is bloody good Paul ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If you go down Pigeon Street...
by Martin Robinson 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

...these are some of the people you will meet... It's OK it's not another Children's TV spectacular though they did have excellent triangular trousers which I unfortunately couldn't find last time I was in Marks and Sparks. I was just the other day ,though, subjugated to the strangest form of literary criticism. I was on my way home from a bit of a pop spectacular at Covent Garden's very own Poetry Café on a London Underground tubular vehicle when the train unfortunately terminated at Northfields. Whilst waiting for the next Heathrow train I continued to read my book, Arthur Koestler's "Arrival and Departure", on the platform when a pigeon decided it would crap on said book and also splendidly dribble it's greeny excretion down my jacket. Which was a bit much really. So I shook my fist angrily at said pigeon and told him a bit harshly to plop off somewhere else in no uncertain terms. To which he responded that he was doing me a favour and that as a fictional representation of the failure of idealism in post-revolutionary power said book served a purpose only historically and aesthetically and meant little in this new millenium. He emphasised the need to look forward and not distort the future by focussing too much on the past. Which I was momentarily confused by, but I think I responded quite cleverly by saying, "As Arthur Koestler once said himself "If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out." But I'm not sure he thought the same about pigeon's arses." Alright so that's not true. Instead I responded with "oh yeah Professor Pigeon! I'm going to send you my dry cleaning bill." But he got the message. Anyway the evening had a happy ending as we kind of got on after that and we're going to form a book club for intellectual vermin and vegans in the London area. Which is nice. I'd also like to take this chance to apologise publically to the residents of Greenwich as some new neighbours are arriving that are likely to lower your property value and spend most of their time loitering around local areas of public congregation drinking alcohol and mouthing obsceneties. Least that's what I like to do most weekends. Te ra, Martin ear confection recordings (http://www.send.demon.co.uk) p.s Speaking of ear confection... your not? Well I am, recently I keep reading about how bands are having the first ever mp3 single, single on the web and stuff. If I was a pigeon I would plop unmercifully on their articles. Maybe. Actually if anyone's got any top tunes they want to put on there give me a shout. p.p.s. Oh and I think twanging an elastic band against a ruler would be more pleasing than watching that Elastica band the other night. They were, in my opinion, most pants. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: My hands aren't soft and smooth anymore?
by BabyChris Crystalballs 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

damn right they ain't. friction causes hard skin. "I haven't written for a while, because I've had better things to do. But today, I have some free time slots, and I've graced you all with my presence." Okay, if you ever meet someone who said that to you, punch them and run away quickly. I don't know if anyone had mentioned this, but hefner are supporting the violent femmes at glasgow garage, on the 7th of april. Isn't that when atp is? support? support my arse! (actually, two lovely girls are doing that as I write, one for each cheek.) I would have thought that isobel, (or was it sarah) might have gone to this gig, as I remember reading once that she had once gone to london just to see the violent femmes. I take good care of my nails. However, my mum says that they aren't as nice as they used to be. Who fucking cares? does anyone know where I can find chords/ tabs, for the delgados? It is truly pissing me off. I get the feeling that some people on the list do things just to be seen to be twee, or a little odd. Well, YOU'RE ALL FRIGGING FREAKS!!! ASSMUNCH!!! I can swear in punjab. "derri ma ganji lulli". Can from aberdeen/dundee contact me? I'm going there, and need a bed for the night, and I was hoping that they could recomend a comfy little guest house. Chris. (I dropped the baby. I'm too old for it, now, I feel) __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i love fuzzy aminals;elmira style
by Januarythaw＠aol.com 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

blah. it's five in the am. and i'm still awake, don't ask me why. i don't know. well haha the saga continues i feel like i belong on days of our lives or some other overly dramatic soap opera. (why do they call them soap operas anyhow?) my kitty the one i thought was prego is not. but she's just come into 'season' and well jeez. i'm just glad we human females don't roll around on the ground purring and sticking our hind quarters in the air like that. (i've just realised how perverse that is. and i'm sure there is some pornographic film of this caliber out there somewhere) i found Ringo in my living room tonight eating the stuffing out of a couch pillow. i've yet to find the rest of the pillow. lalala-musical interlude-i'm sorry i'm just a little punch drunk tired(insane)- i would go to sleep but i have things to do early morning time so there is no point. sigh. i was at the 'official' site tonight for B&S with jeepster. and that random site thing is nice. i've found several 'fun' pages and learned absolutely nothing of use for the real world. speaking of real world. i thought i might submit an aplication for it. i think it might be fun. in a sick lets pretend these are our real lives sort of way. i can be that annoying drunk american girl that gets kicked out. or perhaps the 'sexually frustrated chick that sleeps with every housemate. girls included.' or maybe i can combine these and have some sort of sordid past and keep you guessing with each episode as to what happened to me when i was a child. only to have you dissappointed in the last episode when you find out that it was just my father abandoning me and my mom. that in effect brought up abandonment issues. which cause me to over drink and over sex myself. oh wait. i suppose they've already done that in the last season. with that hawaiin girl. oh well. it was a nice idea when it started. sigh. have a super day and take care and always wear you seat belt. >:cB) iris <A HREF="www.angelfire.com/journal/standhere/index.html">standhere</A> www.angelfire.com/journal/standhere/index.html thunder wishes it could be the snow_tori_amos_ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Dirty Dream #2 video screening
by === 31 Jan '00

31 Jan '00

Hello everyone. I will be projecting the video for "Dirty Dream #2" at the Georgia Museum of Art this Tuesday, Feb 1st in Athens, Georgia. As old list members may recall, the video was shot using Sinister list members and Belle & Sebastian fans in late 98. This is probably one of the first public screenings of it in the US, as it mostly aired in the UK and Continental Europe. The Museum is holding a benefit screening of films by James Herbert and myself, and I plan to show the video among some of my other films. It is part of Athens 10th Annual Mental Health Benefit, which raises funds for the North East Georgia Mental Health Foundation, and I believe the entrance donation is $5. If you live in the area, or were in the video and would like to see it at the museum, please feel free descend upon Athens. Thank you for your time..... Lance Bangs +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)missprint.org". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)missprint.org". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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