January 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: an east-coast sinner
by lisa morrison 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

its been all about dirty dreams and vibrating packages in the mail this week. but when yr a girl like *that* (in contrast to juicylucy whose NOT like *that*) you can never get enought of midnight sweatings and going top-less-on-the-sheets fantasies... as far as i go (and "aye aye captian jeff burke" for this assumption) and as far as bras go, with their boosting and cupping, its when yr lover can't even bother with new-fangled clasps and things and you've other things to worry about than the one-half-in one-half-out that's going on so poor victoria's secret winds up half in shreds bedside... and on smiliar notes, braless is even better...like me all comfortable and casual the last two days at jessica-kat's house engrosed in reliving the silent film era for twenty four hours straight with a shitty vidoe camera and no means of editting... we were costume dressing and i've grown increasingly casual, along with jeans and sweater attire...so jess kat sits on bed with smoke in hand and watches as i pull off my sweater to reveal no-bras-barred breasts... and she thinks i'm cute as hell anyhow, and she's gawking and i want to say "jessica, doll...yr gawking..." but i don't deciding to spare her dignity... i'm a rather "nice" girl. consider these but comments from my peanut gallery. -(selfappointed) listdomlisa calling all girls who have been abused... more champagne please, and could you point me in the direction of the stuffed portabellos...? _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: I know it�s childish, but it�s funny......(votew for B&S !!)
by Carmel Petra Wright 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

Hi all, I haven't written for quite some time and I bet no one knows who I am. I went to the "polls" and voted for B&S and was quite pleasantly surprised to see that they were in the lead with over 28% of the vote...pretty cool. No news now, so I'll keep it short. Have a lovely day, Carmel ===== "Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe. Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me." ****Across the Universe--The Beatles**** __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Faggy but nice
by Jeff Burke 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

Out of temporary lurkerdom. (at the behest of lovely Laura Llew) in time to be crass but Juicy Lucy's post for some reason made me thing of Lisa Morrison (aka ListDom aka the girl most straight boys and gay girls on sinister want to get to know or tGMSBaGGoSWtGtK) who would obviously be in agreement when i respond to this.. by saying. well. If you're not hurling that particular garment off in the peak of passion you shouldn't be messing in that sort of stuff. I've never met a girl that wouldnt sacrfice a perfectly good bra for excitement of having it passionately ripped off. But maybe that's just the girls I've known ;) but if you're my imaginary sister or imaginary daughter stay away from boys who can do it with one hand while smoking a cig. damn there must be something about these boston winters that builds up the randiness. I haven't posted in ages and this is what icome up with. I blame lisa for firmly planting my mind in the gutter. Oh. I am going to hawaii at the end of may/ beginning of june. That's the big news in my world. a wedding that has to be attended. the things I do for my friends...ah..woe is me. Oh2. my little librarian vixen from texas and I met up over new years. that went very well. She's VERY cool as well as beautiful (and she's not a sinisterine so I'm not kissing ass..er.. arse. ) I'm going to texas next weekend to see her and we'll see if it's worth pursuing the dreaded long distance relationship. texas scares me. I'm from the liberal bastion of Massachusettes and they kill lots of people in texas I'm afraid of the mandatory 10 years in prision for jaywalking sentence.... and have armed escaped murderers and rapists roaming the countryside. but it's worth the risk. ah the things you do for the opposite sex. Well I guess that saying should be updated to ah the things you do for the sex you're attracted to. since we've recently had some OUT announcements. Good for you. It takes serious cajones in our culture to admit to something that's not a majority thing. i send you mad props and respect. okay before I sound anymore like Hunter S. Thompson. Fear and loathing thinking about texas. dammit. jb > >Bras are a bit tricky as well, aren't they? Why is it that some blokes >can unhook a bra with one hand in the blink of an eye, while others have a >good old fumble and get nowhere?* Is it a special knack that's passed on >in a father-to-son ritual? Does it take much practice? Is it something >you're born with? Is there such a thing as a natural bra-unhooker? I was >just wondering, like. > > >__________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! >http://photos.yahoo.com/ >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ > +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ > +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ > +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: B&S sheet music needed
by chris perriman 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

ok, it's request time could anybody help me out i am a music student and for one of our projects we have been asked to choose a song and sequence it into the computer. well, i have my eye set on 'get me away from here...' by our very own belle and sebastian and i need to get hold of the sheet music from somewhere (note: it must be the sheet music, guitar tab won't do and i already have that from the OLGA) i have tries numerous searches on the internet for a shop with it in stock but every site says 'search results: zero'. it's not really too urgent but if anybody has seen a music book of IYFS in a shop near them i could pay them for the book and postage if they got it for me, of course mail me privately if anybody can help and if anybody can get any B&S sheet music at all it would be much appreciated. cheers in advance (fingers crossed) see you all soon (and i mean you *all*) pez* _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Faggy but nice
by Lucy Alder 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

Lawks! Full moons make me feel funny. Eclipses do even worse things. I don't feel natural. I think I'll start my post with some toilet humour. When nerdy Blake wrote > Savannah College of Art and Design, or > SCAD....Think of the possibilities though: what if it > was > the Savannah College of Art and Butter? Then it'd be SCAB. I thought, what if it was the Savannah College of Art and Technology? That would be even better! Then you could have said > SCAT girls are cute.**** Then, IsabelLark put > I hadnt realized that honey was a he, honey was referred to as "he" > in a recent mail... with a sweet name like "honey" and i agree the boys > are > always 1 to 0 with us...i just figured honey as a girl. maybe honey is a > > girl? But she is! She's an amazonian goddess and a coy debutante rolled into one. A mother in the kitchen and... Well, if you can imagine her reaction to > me...i fight for the hemopradites you'll understand what she's like when she shrugs off her maternal crocheted shawl. Oh look, now I've made her blush. Idleberry said > Mick was muttering something about > teenage fanclub, and the 13th note, and the shoes on > the dummy in the B+S shrine not being his... I *knew* it! I took one look at those shoes and thought that there could not be even a teeny weeny chance that they belonged to Mick Cooke. They're like Start-rites - very comfy-looking with T-bars and a big, sensible buckle. If you're going to be in Glasgow before the end of February, it's definitely worth popping into the Lighthouse to have a peek at the famous footwear yourself. The rest of the exhibition isn't too bad either, although it's a bit heavy on posters and flyers and a bit light on explanations. They've got some nice videos and you can sit and watch them with headphones on, feeling ever so slightly self-conscious. You can also make your eyes go funny looking at the shiny patterns on the floor and at pictures of Edwyn Collins as a lad. > Pants are tricky too sometimes spouted Steve C Walkn Bras are a bit tricky as well, aren't they? Why is it that some blokes can unhook a bra with one hand in the blink of an eye, while others have a good old fumble and get nowhere?* Is it a special knack that's passed on in a father-to-son ritual? Does it take much practice? Is it something you're born with? Is there such a thing as a natural bra-unhooker? I was just wondering, like. Juicy Lucy *Disclaimer: This is just something I heard. I'm not *that* sort of girl, obviously. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: What do we want? Higher doorways! When do we want them? Now!
by Walkn10＠aol.com 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

Stuart said: << Now, I just can't be having with all this stereotyping. I would like to make it perfectly clear that us tall folk are no different from the rest of you. If anything, we're less likeable. Or maybe that's just me. >> I'm not exactly sure what constitutes tall, but I'll opine anyway. I rather like being vaguely tall (I'm 6'2") and I've yet to find a disadvantage. Just the other day I went bowling with two female friends and recieved awed gazes when I asked for my trusty Size 13s. In an odd way, its very flattering. And its nice to be picked first for the basketball team simply because genetics have you given you a slight upper-hand (even if you're still shite, like myself). Plus the best girls go for the tall, skinny guys...right? Well, I guess the main downside is shopping for clothes, especially when you have long arms. We're forced to buy shirts because they'll fit our arms, but then they usually hang down to our knees...or we buy a nice fitting shirt only to find that everytime we bend at the elbow it becomes a short-sleeve. Pants are tricky too sometimes. Oh well... Steve C. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: What do we want? Higher doorways! When do we want them? Now!
by Gardiner, Stuart 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

OK, all this talk about Tall Gits today, well that's my department really... ------------ Maybe his fake snakeskin red stilletoes in size 13 really wouldn't fit. But you know what they say about men with big feet. Big socks. And big socks means big feet. and so on and so forth. I bet Mick was just starting rumours about the size of his feet doing that. ------------ Don't believe it, kids. Just because I take Size 13, doesn't mean anything. My socks are way too small for me. And other people have been at it as well: ------------ anyway, i realized this weekend, that a guy might be tall, but that doesn't mean i will like him. ------------ Now, I just can't be having with all this stereotyping. I would like to make it perfectly clear that us tall folk are no different from the rest of you. If anything, we're less likeable. Or maybe that's just me. We demand fair treatment for the vertically advantaged. And an end to jokes about 'what's the weather like up there then?'. Why does everyone keep fretting about their lack of B&S content at the moment? Check the archives - this list has always been less about the band, and more about various music-lovers' lovelives... And finally (to the relief of everyone who hasn't already skipped this message and moved on to the next one), a bit of flagrant list abuse - I'm down in grimy old London town for the next few days, is their anything worthwhile going on this weekend? Big Stu PS Nice to have you back, Archel... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: there's always somebody saying something
by Rachel Playforth 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

oh look, archel's back. half of you have no idea of the world-shaking significance of that, do you? and the other half are perhaps going 'archel? yeah, that sounds a bit familiar. interested in poetry, knits scarves (but then that applies to many sinibods it seems), never liked her much to tell you the truth.' oh well, i'm here anyway, all pootered up and ready to go wherever the sinister lurve train is headed in 2001. i seem to have avoided glasgow on the one year when everyone else was there. instead i spent xmas and new year down in brighton; my presents included an embarrassing amount of bagpuss merchandise, some truly massive tea mugs, and a scottish bloke with a cold (upon whom i therefore got to inflict twee knitwear of my choice, so it wasn't all bad.) we spent hours, or it may have been days, in an improvised igloo in my absurdly cold house getting through audrey hepburn and hitchcock box sets. and eating chocolate. also i finished knitting my latest scarf. now i am back at work and as overcome with ennui as everyone else. oh, and i will never forgive jeepster for forcing me to buy (i can hardly say the words) a christmas album. not buying christmas albums is one of the fundamental principles by which i live my life. meanwhile other people talked. Isabel wrote: >The older I get the more I see that other people hold one special person in a >very high regard. Not to say that anyone that comes along after isn't >worthy...but you have to consider too that someone is holding that person in >the same regard that youre holding your person...and no one is getting >anywhere. and she is indeed a wise woman. i am in a bizarre love triangle with my two best friends, a romantic unit as of a few weeks ago, one of whom happens to be my First Love (and as you know i do not use upper case lightly), and the other of whom is my housemate. so it's not like i can avoid seeing them together. adolescent green eyed monsters are holding rowdy parties in my soul, despite (and in no way threatening - just in case our mutual friends get worried) the beloved scottish bloke. i wish there was a b&s song about my angst, but i can't find one (answers on a postcard...) i fear it's more a job for hefner. or cinerama. or pulp. or, god forbid, coldplay. on a less crap note, i wanted to mention that i still have a poetry/fiction/reviews webzine (see below) just waiting for submissions. it's really good. and it's sponsored by ally cook (well practically.) and reading some of your posts there is talent there just waiting to be tapped... diseased talent, but still talent. big hugs to all my old sinifriends and everyone else who i've yet to discover is a gorgeous, fascinating person. archel xxx ps: idleberry wrote: >the Camp Belle and Sebastian and i laughed. *************************************** Rachel Playforth 'She may not be famous, but she's right' - Homer Simpson For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords(a)bigfoot.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I know it�s childish, but it�s funny......(votew for B&S !!)
by Jordi Trenzano 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

ThereŽs a poll on a very interesting spanish website about the albums of the year. They have selected a few albums (including some spanish ones) and "FYH..." is included, so if you want to remember the good old days of the 1999 brit awards, hereŽs your chance. Go to: http://www.desorden.net/encuesta.php Jordiet Sinistre ______________________________________________________________ For up-to-the-minute music news, reviews and specials visit http://www.nme.com Get free e-mail (anyname(a)nme.com) now at http://www.nmemail.com The sender of this e-mail is NOT an employee or associate of NME, nme.com or any other IPC magazine. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: help!
by IsabelLark＠aol.com 11 Jan '01

11 Jan '01

i am trying like mad to get into #sinister...and sometimes i think i am there, but then i am the only one. is it possible that i am the only one? someone tell me what i am doing wrong please. thanks incidentally, i am feeling the weight of the world on my SHOULDERS. hmmm. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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