November 2001 - Sinister

Sinister: Advice to Ken Chu: how to cheat.
by idleberry 14 Nov '01

14 Nov '01

Ken Chu said "In my office at work I sometimes sneakily read my private e-mails (sometimes I breath too but not as often as I do e-mailing), and because hotmail in its blue swish looking glory looks nothing like work, I have to hide the window underneath some spreadsheets I'm working on, so for most of the time I'd be be reading the top half of the subject lines of sinister e-mails.. " I know how Ken feels. I suppose I am lucky, cos I have a yahoo account, but unlucky cos I've changed it to pink. And I don't have any spreadsheets in pink. I also have to sneak attack my inbox, and can advise Ken, from my sneaking, how to do this realitively effectively. 1. Wait until everyone disappears to meetings, and then go wild on the web. 2. reduce the size of your internet window, and drag it down to the bottom of the screen so it looks like part of the work you are working on. 3. Make everything on your pootah hotmail-blue (perhaps not the official painters colour name for it)- your screensaver, your company email letter head, your wallpaper,your socks, your spreadsheets.. the lot. This way, nobody will guess cos it will all just merge in nicely. 4. When you are online, quickly copy and paste entire e mails into a MS word page, close down/minimise your e mail window, and then you can sit and read it at your leisure and nobody will be any the wiser. 5. When composing e mails, compose them in MS Word first of all, then when you do a sneaky hotmail open thing, you can just do the whole cut'n'paste action (and heres a challenge, Ken- how about changing the words of "Shake'n'Vac" to "Cut'n'Paste"? You do the cut'n'paste and make time waste, do the cut'n'paste and make time waste... or something.. try singing that next time your in the loo! ;-) ) 6. If like me, you're on flexitime (Time is not really flexible though, is it? I mean, can you physically bend a minute??) then simply come in earlier to work, before the people sitting near you, and sit surfing the net; or leave later in the evening and sit surfing the net; or change your lunch hours and sit surfing the net. This has the added bonus if you're paid by the hour, cos you can pretend you're being very good and sitting working really really hard. And get paid for it. Personally, I'd rather be in bed than come into work early, but you know, sometimes I am fifteen minutes earlier than my work collegues/ millions of bosses, and sit tap-tap-tapping away in personal e mails. Ken, m'dear, I hope this helps. And I hope it helps everyone else here too who is at work and with all this open-plan desk arrangement nonsense, feeling a little worried about getting caught. Can I also say, if you do get caught, in your defence, heres the explanation: People can only really take in information for fifteen minutes at a time*. Therefore, you need a few seconds to let your brain digest the information you have. And therefore you have opted to look at something else. This makes you work more effectively. Alternatively: emails make you happy. Happy people work better. If you feel more relaxed then you can work more effectively, therefore increasing your productivity. (tell them its been proven by some university or other.) Or: This job sucks. I'd rather read my e mails. Go away. or how about: I am conducting a survey for (give reason relating to work issue) as requested by (name some top head honcho dude here) and this is a confidential research thing that I'm doing under cover so not as to draw attention to the company and stuff, and I'm afraid I can't tell you anymore and if I did then I'd have to kill you (end with menacing laugh- Evil Dr Chu style) Thankyou. Hope that helps. Love, popidles kiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskiskis ps. * fiftteen minutes... um.. I might have got that wrong. That might be how much fame you're entitled to, or the attention span of agoldfish. I get confused. ===== http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/corduroysmoke and the world did get covered in a thick haze of corduroy smoke. And it felt good. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Waiting for my yiu-ju rice
by Kenneth P Y Chu 14 Nov '01

14 Nov '01

In my office at work I sometimes sneakily read my private e-mails (sometimes I breath too but not as often as I do e-mailing), and because hotmail in its blue swish looking glory looks nothing like work, I have to hide the window underneath some spreadsheets I'm working on, so for most of the time I'd be be reading the top half of the subject lines of sinister e-mails.. this morning I saw an e-mail from Astrid called "Sinister: Singing B&S to Foxes" and only being able to read the top half of it I thought it said "Singing B&S to Fever".. I thought it was a post about how astrid tried to sing B&S to the tune of Fever, by Madonna, but it wasn't it was a sweet story about singing to a fox in the zoo. For the next half an hour, however, I couldn't get the thought out of my mind to try and sing B&S songs to the tune of "Fever" and I just had to do it. So I sneaked into the loo and started humming the tune of "Fever" whilst thinking of B&S lyrics, the only one I could think of that might work was "ChickFactor", so I tried to sing it, and it sounded horrible. archel foreplay said: >>i was pleased to see that the creators of pop idol ..felt that a good sesh >>on the DDR machine was valuable training for the future rich and famous. >>so you're already half-way there,ken...<< Hurrah! and now that I've also done the compulsory "singing badly in the toilet" bit they always show on PopIdol does that make me a real pop star? Speaking of the rich and famous, after the euphoria of writing (and personally signing!) a letter to an International Football Star, I recently discovered also that Marjorie Orr the Astrologist is also one of our customers. I am star struck. Why am I sitting here at work? I want to go bowling. Love and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: Best chat-up line ever "You have beautiful eyes - yeah I can see the reflections of me in them" P.P.S.: Give me a break, I know it's crap but I just made that up 2 seconds ago. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: people say...
by idleberry 14 Nov '01

14 Nov '01

Mark said "wait for the facts to emerge in due course. They always do." Mark is totally wrong. They never ALWAYS emerge. There are plenty of facts that have NEVER emerged, because of all sorts of reasons, like conspiracy theories and stuff. People don't always tell you all the facts. And sometimes, the facts hide, like little frightened animals, refusing to be revealed. All that really comes out of anything is different peoples opinions and beliefs and theories about things, and they are usually plausible, because we have been led to believe that we should "trust" certains peoples judgements. But really, should we? Have a little more faith in paranoia, Mark. Works for me. My boss said "Who is arranging the night out tonight?" And apparently it was supposed to be me. my mum said "Are you ready?" to me this morning. I had to conclude that I wasn't. But after five minutes of deliberating on my lipgloss, I was. And that, is that.. for now. Thanks idles ===== http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/corduroysmoke and the world did get covered in a thick haze of corduroy smoke. And it felt good. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i was looking for a job and then i found a job
by Archel Playforth 14 Nov '01

14 Nov '01

robin very kindly forwarded my initial response to the plane crash in new york, and i repeat the sentiments today. hope you're all ok. meanwhile, i thought i'd belatedly add to the love debate with a nice quote from kurt vonnegut: "Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go looking for it, and I think it can often be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, 'Please - a little less love, and a little more common decency.'" it's true that love is too often used as an excuse for cruelty, hysteria, violence etc, as if it makes it ok. a crime of passion is still a crime. however, vonnegut's vision of a world where relationships are based on 'common decency' sounds a bit boring for me... i went to see harry potter on saturday. and it ROCKED like a gigantic... rocking horse. or something. a feel-good movie without the slightest recourse to the easy comforts of romantic love. matt and i are slightly worried about the trend towards all things childish, though. on our way back from the cinema we saw several large groups of youths dressed in school uniforms, going to school disco type clubs. they were about 18 - ie. it was 2 years max since they'd been wearing those uniforms for real. seems that nostalgia now sets in before we've even finished with the direct experience. does it all mean that the world as it is is just too horrible to contemplate living in fully? well, whatever, i think harry potter will go down as a classic of family cinema to rival the never-ending story (which let's face it looks a little naff now). i was pleased to see that the creators of pop idol (on which a friend of a friend appears) felt that a good sesh on the DDR machine was valuable training for the future rich and famous. so you're already half-way there, ken... i wonder what chart position Waking up to us will reach? b&s might be worried to learn that dannii minogue is amongst the competition that week. luv archel xxx ps. the crunchy library book seems ok now. pps. glad you liked your tape, arik. i hope my contribution to the mighty rachels effort will be as successful :) *************************************** archel(a)iname.com For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords(a)bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Re: hello...myfirsttime
by Carolyn Jacobson 14 Nov '01

14 Nov '01

On Mon, 29 Oct 2001, Carolyn Jacobson wrote: > hello > This is my first time writing here, as I just joined the list about a month ago. I > thought I might write a poem and see what you think. It's untitled, but > feel free to give it one if the mood strikes. > > My tears were supressed by the freedom of falling. Floating through warm > open blackness. It was only the epitome of nothingness that allowed me to > see the invisible sky as a vast starfield. All that I need to survive is > my own emotions, and the willingness to solve my unbelieving brain. But > when it hurts too much to cry, and feels to good to smile, I unknowingly > stumble into an oblivion. All along the boundaries, bright purple flames > flickered and sparked. The crackling was louder than ever before, and the > violet light blinded me. I tried to escape the emptiness, but there was > no exit. There was no way out! Then, in the midst of all the commotion > that failed to exist, I felt the thump of my own heart. The force that > causes my heart to beat, continuously, had come when uncalled, and will > remain, until the nature of my unconscious occurs in that manner again. I > am back in place. > It was written during a time when much confusion was cluttering my life. > Here's one written about 3 weeks ago, about the ending of one > relationship that was dragged out too long, and the beginning of something > that ended before it began > And the mountains chavged colors slowly > and teh air froze mid-sentence > and I could just leave now > and never look back, at your face full of anger > You're my stranger that will never be again > and is it just a coincidence that he came around while you were gone? > or is it a mistake that I fell for you at all? > And the rain turned to sorrow > and the tears turned to isolation > and I could throw it all away now and never look at the photographs > You're no longer my affection that I need anymore > And is it just an accident that I ended up with someone? > Or is it my fate to be alone? > And your eyes filled up with pain disguised as anger > and your smile faded into the background > and I could see your heart sink below the ocean waves > you're around too much, but never with anything to say. > > It must be over. > nothing special, just a little bit of useless thoughts, clogging the brain...anyways, the one thing you all should know about me is that my favorite belle and sebastian song at this moment(for it changes frequently)is Expectation. > If you read this far, thanks, and I hope to get some opinions. > much love, > carolyn > > +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Ouch - delurked
by Rob 13 Nov '01

13 Nov '01

Well I never thought I'd see my name mentioned on this lovely list, but now Joan of Dark has revealed my presence - I am the Rob of Brier Random's Close. I'm very glad the Christmas pressie exchange is on again, it's a wonderful idea and i received a couple of lovely pressies last year. My details will be winging their way to Laura Llew very soon. If anyone's going to see the White Stripes in Manchester on Wednesday and sees someone wearing a B&S ampersand t-shirt, say hello cos it might be me. -- Rob +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: B&S on New York Radio!
by Christian Smythe 13 Nov '01

13 Nov '01

This Friday WFUV in New York (www.wfuv.org) will feature B&S music all day, 6Am to 8PM. You can listen via their web site. WFUV is a publicly supported radio station (no commericals!) broadcast from Fordham University in the Bronx. Check it out! It should be great. This station is run by true music fans and they LOVE Belle & Sebastian. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: fox in the snow, allright!
by Rachel oj 13 Nov '01

13 Nov '01

hey lovelies! i'm so sorry for my last post, i was a bit upset at the moment, but i'm happier now, so i'll wite a new post. and hopfully, a nicer one. anyway, i don't feel as bad about moving to sweden today. ok, maybe i'm nott the happiest ever about it, but i guess it'll work. still don't have a clue where we're gonna live though. i think that is what disturbs me the most. the not-knowing-anything-thing. i don't know how to handle that! i want to participate in the christmaspressent-thingy! that seems to be so grate! today it's coming lots of people to us. and i'll kind of die! it's my mother's friends who's having some sort of reunion or something... at our place!! why? she knows that i don't like being around lots of people, so why then? i jusat can't understand that! and i've got this huge english-test tomorrow. so i need it to be quiet so i can study! ok, that was just a stupid excuse. but really, i do have a test. though, my englishteacher loves me, so i know i'll get a good grade anyway. and i am the best one in our class in english, so i think it'll work out just fine. i got so jelaous when i red about the two lovely rachels day togehter. it were miss fruitloop and miss cornflake, right? maybe there was someone else, but in that way, i've forgotten it. sometime i've got to go to the us and meet the lovely sinisterpeople there. oh, you always seem to have such a good time! and i'm dead jelaous. oh, yes! the subject was "fox in the snow, allright!" so... i saw a fox today! in the snow, yes! ooh, it was lovely and i just sat there, smiling and thinking of belle & sebastian, and how grate stuart, lovely stuart looks. he must be the prettiest one alive! i'm a bit obsesset with him, but then, who isn't? hee hee. i've almost decided what songs i'm going to put on the rachel-mixt-tape. i bet our tape will be the gratest! i mean, we're rachels, right? rachels are probably the best in the world when it comes to mixed-tapes. oh, well. people are coming. angst. with all my love, rcahel orange juice _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: 101 ways to prepare root vegetables.
by Dairy Fairy 13 Nov '01

13 Nov '01

Hello there, haven't written for ages, so it may take a few lines for me to ease my fingers into action and get some words out. It doesn't help that my fingers are actually freezing cold. They are not behaving as usual and I am worried that I may be developing rheumatism, or some other condition that a seventeen year old really shouldn't have. I always forget that winter is cold. I mean, i know it is theoretically, but I forgetthat feeling when you walk along and everything stings with cold and you worry that your face is being blown around so much it will end up with the texture of a baked potato. I have a large corduroy/sheep wool coat to scare away jack frost, but he still paints my ears red and makes cold water soak up my flares to the knees. I like the fact that B+S are bringing out another single. I thought there may be a drought or even an end to their productivity after the flurry of, erm, productivity over summer. It will be nice to have something new to listen to in the winter because usually it is summer and I am happy anyway. Much more sensible to spread the smiles across the seasons. Today I am actually quite cheery because Manchester University have decided that i am responsible enough to turn into a doctor. i'm not convinced to be honest, but I like the idea of doing an operation with something like Belle and Sebastian in the background. Maybe I could convert patients whilst they were under anaesthetic. Hmm. I'm not sure these are the right kind of reasons to become a medical student. I watched 'Twister' on t.v last night. i have watched that film a disproportionate amount of times considering its level of quality. I just like the way they get in the centre of a hurricane and then stroll out with only a few hairs out of place in a 'messy but sexy' way. And the flying cows. heheh. cows. in the air. nothing better for comedy value. OOOH, the christmas pressie thing. That sounds fun. i did it last year and got some socks with toe sections and hair clips and stickers and ooh. yum. It's nice as well because you get to imagine who sent it. So that's an extra present of intrigue in itself. I am off to warm my tootsies and finger nail bits in a warmer room in the house, cheerio, Gracexxx ------------------------------------------------------- And she spent the rest of the day separating the bits from the marmalade, or, if you prefer, the marmalade from the bits. - Roger Hargreaves. Get 250 color business cards for FREE! http://businesscards.lycos.com/vp/fastpath/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: "neil! is this some kind of sick joke? why isn't supper ready?"
by caleb ben moore 13 Nov '01

13 Nov '01

in response to amy's mention of rik mayall, all i have to say is that i have written a poem for cliff richard and it goes like this: "cliff, do you sometimes feel AS IF you REALLY ARE a cliff! with everyone trying to push you over it, something something something or ARE you cliff? or ARE you cliff?" sorry i kinda screwed that one up.....but thats ok, because i am the peoples poet! damn the fascists! other favourite young ones rik quote: "oh no! i've killed a hippy! i've killed a hippy and now i'll have to pay!" ha! props to amy for mentioning the young ones. viva rachels! caleb ben aka raw ===== And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me and if the day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die I'd lie down and die ------morrissey __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find the one for you at Yahoo! Personals http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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