November 2001 - Sinister

Sinister: this is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute
by AMEBIX13＠aol.com 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

Hello All,I haven't posted in a while, but with the open call for hilarious pick up lines, I felt obligated to share one with you all. Mind you it was not used by or on me, but it was used by a friend, and overheard by me. Allow me to set the stage...My friend Jason and I are at one of the Brit-pop dance nights they have in Baltimore about 6 months ago...he has been consuming quite an impressive amount of liquor that evening and was dancing up a storm. While dancing he spots a young lady who he fancies and proceeds to look at her for a while. She looks over at him and catches him staring at her. He walks over and immediately appologizes by saying "I'm Sorry." She replies, "Sorry for what?" And Jason quickly retorts, "Sorry for being such a damn good dancer!" The most hilarious part of it all is that it actually worked, and the two of them dated for a few months. That being said, I suppose I will now share with you the events of my past weekend. All in all it was quit! e pleasant. Friday was a day filled with the watching of lovely things. First I went to a play called "Art," which was hilarious and acted wonderfully. All in all, I loved it. If anyone gets the chance to see it performed, I highly reccomend it. Then I went to a diner with a few friends, where we proceeded to consume coffee and cigarettes at a furied pace, and were served by an insane waitress. She was constantly hitting on and touching one of the people that was with us. After a while she said that we had to pay because she wanted to leave...my friend Rebecca gave her a credit card to pay with, and this woman was gone with it for about 40 minutes...so much for being in a hurry to get out of there! We ended up having to hunt her down in the back of the restaraunt to get Rebecca's card back. Then we decided to go to a movie, "The Man Who Wasn't There," to be specific. Also quite good I thought. On the way to the theater we proceeded to rock out to Tenacious D at ear ! bleeding volumes, and well, it was fun. During the furious rocking out, I managed to hear one of the funniest lines in a song that I have ever heard. It was in a song where they sing about meeting the devil, and writing the greatest song ever, and proceeding to forget it...and it went something like this...the demon said, "do ye be angels," and we said "Nay, we are but men...ROCK!" Yes, well, that was my friday night everyone. I've also been quite occupied with preparing for, and thinking about Elise's December visit, that is thankfully growing closer by the minute! Ten whole days of fun and love...YAY! I CANT WAIT!!!! The plane tickets have been purchased, and I've already picked out my outfit for picking her up at the airport in. It involves buying a new jacket, which is by the way, the awesomest jacket in existence. I was quite pleased to find that such a garmet existed a couple of weeks ago at Nordstrom's, and I plan on pawning one of my old guitars that I don't r! eally play anymore to get it. Well, I'm in the school library, where I am not supposed to be emailing any one, and the super scary librarians are getting ready to swoop down upon me so I better wrap this up, and prepare to do battle. Take care everyone, don't do anything I wouldn't do, and make sure to rock out today...it's good for the health. And special shout outs and love to my darling Elise...and a few nibbly kisses for her as well. pink flamingos, and the greatest song in the world, -Sean +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: if you have five minutes to spare.....
by caleb ben moore 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

first off, props to VEL for quoting from a doubleplus sweet jacque prevert poem..... my favourite prevert poem is the one that says: "i hung my hat in the cage and went out with the bird on my head..." or something like that. anyway. i havent posted in awhile, what with being IN LOVE and all, but i decide to give a quick recap of some of my recent doings and whatnot. winter left us here in minneapolis for last week, but has returned i think, today. it was above 70 degrees last tuesday. very strange behavior for this time of year. perhaps the end is approaching? perhaps not: it's only in the 40's now. last friday night i had a swinging shin-dig in my flat, i attempted to cram as many people as i could into it.....about 25! i was amazed, considering everyone was laying horizontally and all. we listened to some (as the lovely ulla puts it) "dreamy and wonderful serge gainsbourg and some magnetic fields, who are not quite so dreamy but still quite wonderful" :) and we drank my double strong margaritas and ate my super special nachos. it was a grand time.....you really should have come. the week went by as fast as any in recent memory. old mrs. richland was sad because somebody had vandalized her oak trees and mr. henderson's cow milly died unexpectedly of a lightning strike. (???) saturday night my friend robbie (of the wonderful indie band "kloey" ---go on check em out at mp3.com!) cut my hair in her kitchen whilst i boiled up a pot of my spiced cider. then we went to the midnight showing of "the city of lost children". everyone said that the little pick-pocket boys looked like little versions of me, with their rolled up pants and used blazers and berets. today at work my co workers said my new haircut and my glasses made me look like a nazi soldier. i think shindler's list was on tv sunday. hmmm.... there are some who think that any style from the 30's or 40's is a nazi style. damn the fascists! so tonight i will go dancing with my friends and feel lonely and disconnected from my surroundings as i think of a girl sleeping far off, alone in her bed, dreaming of me..... much love and non-violent hairstyles, caleb ben ===== And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me and if the day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die I'd lie down and die ------morrissey __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find a job, post your resume. http://careers.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Plane crash
by Andy Flynn 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

Alternatively it was hijacked and heading for the UN Building where a meeting was about to convene to discuss the which future government would be putin place in Afghanistan. Remarkably also at nine oclock and precisely 2 months after the other attacks. Everyone reports hearing an explosion on the plane which entered radio silence just 4 minutes after take off. The sky was full with F-16s. Will we ever get to the bottom of this incredibly coincidental 'accident'? Maybe it'll fade into the same amnesia space as the russian airliner from Israel that blew-up mysteriously just after the semptember 11th incident over the black see. >From: "JAMES GILMER" <patchworkz7(a)msn.com> >Reply-To: "JAMES GILMER" <patchworkz7(a)msn.com> >To: sinister(a)missprint.org >Subject: Sinister: Plane crash >Date: Mon, 12 Nov 2001 11:44:57 -0500 > >On the off chance anyone else can't get into the news sites (many of them >are crashing due to high server loads) or can't see their TVs. > >An A-300 Airbus crashed in the Far Rockaway area of Queens just after take >off for a schedualed flight to the Dominican Republic. 255+ passengers >aboard. > >Right now, it looks like the engine either burned out and ignited the fuel >tanks, causing and explosion that sheared the engine and wing off, or >another mechanical failure happened which caused the engine to seperate >from >the wing. > >The A-300 series has been involved in 8 major accidents worldwide since its >inception in the 70's, right now the accident is believed to be unrelated >to >any terrorist activity and is assumed to be mechanical. > >At least twelve buildings are on fire in the Far Rockaway area. > >Jim > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister >+-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ >+-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ >+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ >+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ >+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ >+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Plane crash
by JAMES GILMER 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

On the off chance anyone else can't get into the news sites (many of them are crashing due to high server loads) or can't see their TVs. An A-300 Airbus crashed in the Far Rockaway area of Queens just after take off for a schedualed flight to the Dominican Republic. 255+ passengers aboard. Right now, it looks like the engine either burned out and ignited the fuel tanks, causing and explosion that sheared the engine and wing off, or another mechanical failure happened which caused the engine to seperate from the wing. The A-300 series has been involved in 8 major accidents worldwide since its inception in the 70's, right now the accident is believed to be unrelated to any terrorist activity and is assumed to be mechanical. At least twelve buildings are on fire in the Far Rockaway area. Jim _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Belle & Sebastian shows
by Genevieve Wesley 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

David wrote: On the Segundosdeluz list dear maria amélie p/Maria Sierra posted a link to a review & photos of B&S @ Benicassim, so for the benfit of all of you, here it is: http://www.frequencerock.com/articles/view.php?id=152 its in French but I'm sure that you'll figure out what it all means. I only had to go for the dictionary twice. Some nice close ups of Struan. (I *know* who's hitting that link now!) A few weeks ago someone else posted a link to photos of that same concert(I remember the grey pants, white shirt). Does anyone remember that link? If so, please gently guide me that way. Funny how some people can radiate more magnetism (that sounds terribly cheesy, but anyways) in long pants and shirts than others in ridiculous woolen bikinis with stupid quotations such as 'oh, it's itchy' to accompany. Nice pictures there by the way, I like the hand-on-hip stance. So is there only that one Belfast show then? I know some of you have these sources that know everything so come on, please share. I thought the others were going to be announced on the friday, but it was the gig that everyone knew anyways. Christmastime shows and Belle and Sebastian just seem so fitting. We even had snow today, it's always fun to see for the first time when you wake up. I'm too shy to approach boys, so for your pick-up line thread I've only ever tried once in my life (with the help of some alcohol). I was very honest: "I find you very cute, would you be terribly offended if I were to kiss you?" and it worked, he was not offended. There was a Tindersticks interview on MuchMusic today - how strange to finally put a face to that low low low voice. I was expecting someone bearded. Has anyone got their new album or am I really behind news and it has already been out for awhile? xoxo Genevieve _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i'd rather be fat than be confused - and what if i'm both?
by Ola Szkudlapska 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

"then go on a diet, deary!", says my alter ego ;) hello dear sinisters (and sinistresses?) just got back from school, after an unsuccessful attempt at doing ok in the history test i had been learning for throughout most of the weekend. how very annoying. my school was to have a patron (most other schools have one) and a few days ago me and my mates were presenting the candidature of elisabeth the great :) the day (and night) before we made cardboard puppets of the 'good queen bess', shakespeare (who looked like a cross between a legendary polish sorcerer and a chinese dragon, but who cares), the spanish armada and the english fleet ;) the spanish armada sinking to the accompaniment of 'blub blub' sounds was especially amusing. ;) who knows, perhaps i'll soon be attending (or rather, graduating from) the school of elisabeth I ;) mind you, it would make it easier than having to mention the school's number and the fact it's adjoining a uni every time ('szescdziesiate-siodme liceum ogolnoksztalcace przy wydziale pedagogicznym uniwersytetu warszawskiego' - what a mouthful!! ;) baaah why am i talking about school ? "because you got boring, love", i hear voices. ;) anyway, kamil (aka beteboo), the on-off sinister member, has moved to warsaw! :) yay! we met up on saturday, he's such a gentleman - he *asked* if i wouldn't mind him smoking, insisted on paying for me in a cafe.. (boys, take notes please! ;) i'm looking forward to dragging him to some gigs with me (after i'm done with silly tests). plus, now we only need maja to come over, and the polish sinister club will be complete :) pam param mr gilmer mentioned pick-up lines. hm, i once asked a newly met lad if he was a belle&seb fan, does that count? ;) and, guess what - i was right! :) he was pestering me for weeks asking, 'how do you recognise a b&s fan? do i look like stu m? someone once told me i resemble elliot smith a bit...' :) luvly :) only i couldn't answer him, he simply.. well, looked like a b&s fan to me! perhaps we're all stigmatised somehow ;) perhaps i'm talking nonsense.. on a slightly different note, am i the only person who hasn't heard 'waking up to us' yet? i think i'll have to go record-shopping abroad soon! gaaaaah. either that or convincing my anti-b&s mate to convince her boss (i.e. the boss of koch records) to start distributing bel+seb cds in my fair country. perhaps i'll settle for the former ;) enough rambling, have to, ummh, go and study - another test tomorrow, do keep your fingers crossed! hugs, olalala a.k.a. rachola cinnamon a.k.a. olla trallala* *my mate invented that a few days ago - he can be justified, though, he's a musician ;)) byeeeeeeeeexxxx -- Tego nie znajdziesz w zadnym sklepie! [ http://oferty.onet.pl ] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The Rachel Breakfast Club script
by Rachel fruitloop 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

***cue "Don't Chu" by Simple Minds*** < a shot of a busy Pasadena street > < cut to 3 sini-kids in a car stuck in traffic somewhere along the Interstate 5 > < cut to a montage of plastic popes > < a locker with slow graffitti that reads "open this locker and you die fag!!!"> < Kitsch pictures on a wall like 1940's era cuties in a spaghetti eating contest > < a wooden banister with "I'm eating my head" carved in it > < cut to 2 sini-kids speeding down the interstate and talking about the owners of a mail-order company > Enter Rachel Fruitloop and Ernie "Will" Cloves. They were told that part of the party had already checked in and may have been waiting in the bar area. ***Cue "Fire In The Twilight" by Wang Chung*** Ernie and Fruitloop went running through the restaurant trying to find the other Sinisters, but they were nowhere to be found. they changed directions too fast, and tried to avoid the owner and Rachel's 1980's boots sent her skidding down the hall. They made it back to the front of the restaurant, trouble averted. Soon, Rachel Cornflake, Katie "Rachel" Cheeriodle and Benny (not part of the sinister list) arrived. Ernie Recognized Rachel from the last L.A. Sinister meetup. Soon entered Michael Vance. He joined the group right off, he recognized the twee-ness. Then Jose joined in, Rachel Cornflake recognized him from the last time, too. Some speculation went on about whether or not Jennifer Juniper and her friend or Juju Cat would arrive. They did not, unfortunately, and they were missed. Also, Ryan, Lord of the Nursery (dweller of about 7 weeks now!) was expected. Group complaints were made about how hungry everybody was. Then the overlords, or Hostesses of the restaurant spoke: "It is now 9:25. You have exactly 8 hours and 45 minutes to collect 80% of your party before we'll seat you. And we don't mean a single person repeated a thousand times. Any questions?" Jose turned to the group: "I got a question: Does Belle & Sebastian know that you raid their wardrobe?" Rachel Fruitloop said: "I'll give you the answer to that Mr. Jose next Southern California meet-up. Don't mess with a red bull young man, you'll get the red horns" Enter Ryan, fashionably late. and hungry. He was updated on the status of our party and talked to the overlord hostesses again. Rachel Fruitloop hid the necklace that Katie Cheeriodle made for her out of fruitloops. Rachel Cornflake bit her nails. Ernie quips: "You keep eating your hand, you're not going to be hungry for dinner" The party was FINALLY seated. Some very cheeky waiters came by and pretended to be trying to get our orders. Waiter: "What's your poison?" *silence* "What do you drink?" *blank stares* Ok, forget I asked. Rachel Fruitloop: "Coke" Waiter: "Coke? When do you drink Pepsi?" RFL: "Whenever" Waiter: "A lot?" *3 others order a soda* RFL: "tons" Waiter: "Is that why you're here tonight?" The waiter went to get drinks and the food order was decided on. Michael Vance: "What's in there?" *he's vegan* Katie Cheeriodle: "Guess. Where's your dinner?" Benny: "You're wearing it" Katie Cheeriodle: "You're nauseating!" Michael Vance: "Can I eat?" Benny: "I dunno. Give it a try" *he also asks who morrissey is but is only being a pain in the ass and very funny* Food is ordered and eaten. Ryan made snow on his placemat by overloading his coffee cup with sugar. He then poured sugar over two pieces of bread and mashed corn pops in the middle to make a sandwich. The olive and pimento loaf is stuck to a statue somewhere off in the distance. <cut to a clock face, The group eats the clock around> Rachel Cornflake said: "Being Sinister feels pretty good, eh?" ***snapshots are taken as the group leaves the building*** <Cut to the sidewalk outside of the restaurant> The debate of mobile phones began, and ring tones were transfered from phone to phone. Michael Vance: "That's real intelligent" Jose: "You're right. It's wrong to destroy music, such fun to ring. *turns over phone* 'Legal Man' really pumps my nads" <cue classical music bit> Rachel Fruitloop: "My love is disital" ***Jose throws mobile phone at RFL*** Ryan Nurserylord: "Speak For Yourself" Michael Vance: "Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your mobile phone number!" ***everybody laughed. Michael and Ryan talked technical about video game design for a good portion of the night. It was funny that they didn't both share a passion for mobile phones. The group parted ways and decided that the trip to the bar would have to wait*** <cut to Rachel Fruitloop's bedroom> <cue bootlegs of Belle & Sebastian shows. The sound of Rachel Cornflake doing the speaking part during "Dirty Dream #2" rang out> Rachel Cornflake raised her head up from her huddled mass of pyjamas and cuteness on the floor and could only manage a "WOW!" Ernie "Will" Cloves played the best selections from the bootlegs he brought, holding the dj spot on Rachel Fruitloop's bed as Rachel Fruitloop sat next to him. Katie Cheeriodle was seated on the floor looking sleepy and Benny was near Ernie, seated on the futon chair. ***Benny removed his glasses and they broke.*** Rachel Cornflake: "Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place!" Benny: "aww, show a dick slap some respect!" *it was not a missing screw. they were broken.* Katie Cheeriodle: "I expected a little more from a middle distance runner. You're not foooling anybody, Benny! The next screw that falls out is going to be you." Benny: "eat my shorts" Rachel Fruitloop: "what was that?" Benny: "EAT MY SHORTS" Rachel FL: "You just bought yourself another Sinister meet-up mister!" Rachel Cornflake: "Oh, I'm crushed!" Rachel FL: "You just bought one more right there!" Rachel CF: "Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar!" <Ernie peeked out from under his hood> ***Everybody agreed that we will have to have another Sinister meetup soon because it was so much fun!*** <cue "Don't Chu" by Simple Minds again> Friday, November 9th, 2001 Sinister "list date", Pasadena, CA Dear Sinister, We accept the fact that we had to sacrafice a whole friday night for whatever it was that we did Sinister. And what we did WAS twee. but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most conveniant definitions, what we found out is each one of us is a Brain, a Sexual Athlete, a Basketcase, a Princess and a Dick Slap. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Rachel Breakfast Club ***still shot of fist in the air silhouetted against the sky. Roll credits. fade to black.*** -THE END- __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find a job, post your resume. http://careers.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Plane crash
by robin stout 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

Christ, sometimes Sinister's more reliable than the BBC... Archel just emailed with this... >Robin, I just heard that a plane has crashed in Queens in New York - >can't email sinister from work but I want to check everyone's ok. Can >you send a mail on my/our behalf? > >Archel x Any news from those in New York? I do hope you and all your loved ones are okay and echo Archel's concern for everyone who might be affected. Please let us know. Almost every news site I've tried to look at has crashed too, so it's a bit of a blackout, and no-one seems to know yet what's happened. I was going to send something ironical to the list today but it can wait. Hope you're all safe. Robin and Archel xxx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: purple people pleaser (what *really* happened)
by elise j. spry 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

Hi everyone! I had the most magial day yesterday, thanks to Milwaukee's best, Kirsten Kenyon! She called me up out of the blue, and she was only ten minutes on foot from my humble flat. So we went on a magical shopping journey, AND she took me to #sinister for the first time (hi everybody) *waves wildly* But the highlight of the day was when Kirsten happily accompanied me (I dragged her with) to the classiest sex shop in town. She was very curious about all the toys (wouldn't touch then unless forced) and she especially enjoyed playing with the vibrators (I had to chase her 'round the shop and poke her in the bum with 'em). Finally she helped me pick one out (was quite indiffrent) and we went back to the flat and both tried it out (she read "Cosmo" whilst I read the instruction pamphlet and cleaning manual). We have decided to become lesbian lovers (maybe hang out again sometime, provided Elise never talks about the purple vibrator again), but we'll always have love in our hearts (and beds) for Ken Chu. Anyway, much love to Kirsten and hopefully next time Jimmy G can come with too. Air kisses to Rachie, I'll write you later on today. Most love to my baby Sean, who is ever-so-patiently waiting for me in Maryland. *He's* excited about the purple toy!! ******************* Also, just heard the crazy news about the plane crash in New York, I sincerely hope everyone, and everyone's loved ones are okay. ******************** Love to all, -elise __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find a job, post your resume. http://careers.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: nice hay for a pulp
by Kenneth P Y Chu 12 Nov '01

12 Nov '01

I think it must have been a cursed weekend for Kens alike.. JAMES GILMER said: >>Ken Kesey died yesterday. << Ken Chu died on Saturday. The little cough that he had on Thursday manifested itself into full blown Anfluex, and Ken, on his bed, coughed his last cough, picked his final nose, and passed away. His spirit, due to previous evil plots to get girls to e-mail him, has been branded not worthy for Red Bull Heaven has hence had been sent to Red Hell, where the spirit has to be mixed with Red Devil forever. Being a keen worker he still tried to go to work on Monday morning, but Anfluex guarded the exit from hell, so Ken had to call into work once again, this time with the worse excuse ever "Hell-o, sorry I can't make it to work today but I'm currently in Hell", well at least this time it was the truth. So yes, poor Ken. Before he passed away tho he listened to the new single, which he didn't like at first. Stuart sounded like he was taking the piss when he was singing, a bit like when you're on the Karaoke and you put on a comedy voice. He liked the piano bits of Marx and Engles very much, and the song was good too. He listened to the title track again and liked it a little bit more. He then he built up the courage to listen to "I love my car" (he liked it when he listened to it live and didn't want to be disappointed), and it was lovely, even better than when it was live. He listened to the title track again, and this time loved it. And then he died. His only salvation now to exit from Hell, he'd been told, is if he goes to the picnic in London this Saturday and gets snogged by girls. You won't bear to see a pretty boy get trapped in hell forever would you? Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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