December 2001 - Sinister

Sinister: John Peel's Festive 50
by David Moore 28 Dec '01

28 Dec '01

Hi All, I fear I may be becoming a list pest. But its only because I'm not at work. Briefly then, B&S received 2 entries in Mr Peel's Festive 50: 17 Belle and Sebastian - 'Jonathan David' 32 Belle and Sebastian - 'I'm Waking Up To Us' see http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/alt/peel_features/peel_festive_fifty.shtml for full list. Camera Obscura's Stuart Murdoch produced single Eighties Fan made it to no 8 as well. Congratulations to all, Love, David Moore Chelmsford, UK +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Merry X-mas and Happy New Year !!!
by M. Jordan 28 Dec '01

28 Dec '01

Hi everyone !!! I'm a B&S fan from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I'm a new list member. It's my first message. I always wanna to meet B&S fans outside my country, however, I want to know more about the band. I'm happy cause I found a cool list. Well, that's my few words. Ir anyone wants to talk to me outside the list, send me an e-mail. Hugs and kisses, Jordan. _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Kenny pished - a dick slap
by Kenneth P Y Chu 28 Dec '01

28 Dec '01

Hello everyone, Oooooooh look I have been a good boy and haven't posted for like 7 days, so you can all love me, once again rather than knowing me as the boy who's always posting. Yup, as you can imagine I am a bit pished and can't really type very well, despite my desperate attempt at trying to type well. Although I think I'm actually doing okay at typing, just bad at constructing the actual sentences, so I'll carry on and see how it goes. I have had a rather wonderful 7 days, headlined by seeing belle & sebastian on the 20th of December, I was thinking about reporting back but then I remembered something.. what I remembered was that I couldn't really remember it all that well. I am glad that the others seem to have reported back sufficiently well tho. Anyway, I really just wanted to write to remind you all that 29th Dec is SINISTER INTERNATIONAL BOWLING DAY! And you should all go bowling. and for London People.. we're meeting at the Canada Water Ticket Hall at 2:45pm, don't be late and my no. is 07967 755446 if you get lost. I will write again, when I'm sober. When I'm much more punderful. Ken _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a small soul, perhaps, but burning brightly...and guttering on my things like a wave.
by nafees saeed 28 Dec '01

28 Dec '01

i am a boy with shiny nails. on my hands, but only for tonight and for last night also. i didn't really want to have shiny nails, and if i could i would get rid of them...but i can't. so i have shiny nails. of course, having shiny nails has opened me up to much ridicule, especially from my brother but i umm...kinda like them. i don't suppose it's *right* for me to be happy with having my nails shiny, or for me to tilt my fingers upwards and admire them. and occasionally giggle about them, then feel a sense of deep shame which follows quickly. they're not very practical either, whenever they're in the light they glare back at me like mirrors do in the sun. so i have to squint when i type because there is a lamp just above my keyboard and there's no letting up. i suppose i should mention why my nails are shiny. it's a result of "too much christmas" as my friend put it. i'm not sure what that means exactly, but i think it's something to do with just generally being silly and having fun. i was at her house, giving her the present i got her and her little sister showed me her presents. one of them was a beauty kit, which i think is slightly inappropriate for an 8 year old girl. then she said that she couldn't test on animals so i'd do instead (ha!). so she then proceeded to do stuff with stuff then apply some liquid or whatever, then she was finished. i suppose i was trying to almost humor her by letting her do this, then i was going to wash it off afterwards. but, when it came to washing it off it didn't come off. so i have been left with shiny nails. but, apparently it shouldn't last for more than 48 hours, which have nearly passed. so my period of having shiny, attractive nails is nearly over. and i can go back to being hard again. with dull nails. which don't shine. i don't know why i felt the need to mention all that. but i think that will be my only real significant memory of this christmas. and no doubt, when my friend's sister is older we can talk about it. and laugh. christmas was different this year, not in a bad way. it was just different. there was no real reason for it to be so, nothing major has changed over the last year. i think the whole period has just seemed to have passed too quickly, and i don't understand why. it all began in october when i saw the first christmas lights, and then by mid november santa's grotto was open. some people were talking about christmas being a horrible time for them and about how they felt stressed and lonely. i can understand that but i don't think i've ever felt it. i remember talking to somebody who said that there are two forms of loneliness. one, when you have no-one around and one when you have people around you but feel alone. the second one is something that scares me, and something i hope i never have to experience. then i was told that if that's the case you're probably just looking for someone. i started thinking about this because jimmy gilmer wrote "I was a lucky boy, Santy brought me a certain pretty girl this year". heh...i know i'm being a bit silly here. i thought that was the best present you could ever get, apart from maybe a nerf gun. so i was thinking, santa could do something really great here. if he brought us all someone special instead of socks we'd all be a lot happier. i think christmas is necessary though. the year would be so dull without it. there'd be nothing to look forward, and winters would just be even worse. i first started to appreciate it more when my brother left for uni. because it was great when he came back for christmas, then everyone would perk up and there'd be more people in the house apart from just me and my parents. then he started bringing his girlfriend home for christmas and then there'd be even more people in the house and it just got better. i don't know why christmas was different, my dad said he noticed it too. my christmas day started late, me being awoken by my brother coming into my room singing wham's 'last christmas' in his boxer shorts. it was quite funny really, he even got the george michael facial expressions right too. then we loitered round whilst my mum made dinner. which was nice, as it always is. after dinner there was the usual aftermath which involves lazing on the sofa watching crappy tv, which included the queen's speech. we had an invite to my aunt's that evening, and all my family were going to be there...uncles, cousins and such. i don't particularly dislike my family. they're nice enough people but when they're all together they just morph into...bleurgh. i'm not very good at making conversation so i absorbed theirs, which was harmless. it's too easy to tell when people are trying not to offend eachother. i then managed to slip away to my friend's house. i reckon friends are good at christmas, because they're people you actually choose to be with. we had a theme for our present exchanges this year, they had to be under £10 and ultra tacky. that was quite funny, i am now the pround owner of one of those fish tanks that have fake fish in them that are coloured in the most extreme pigments. there's two inside it, named 'arafat' and 'sharron'. my attempt at world peace. they only seem to move when you shake it. we went walking too, looking at everyone's lights and wondering how people can actually think they look good. eventually we passed the church near my old primary school where some local comedian had put a "closed for christmas" sign outside. --- Why is boxing day called boxing day? I could never figure it out. my dad made up some lame story about boxing matches and sailors then quit halfway through. that dvd sounds like a rather ace idea, i hope it materialises. i can remember watching some b&s videos on the rolling stone website if you're looking for some mr video blokey man. someone asked about the video for 'the wrong girl'. it's the one where stevie's in school and gets beaten up at the start...i think. hmm, i'm assuming the manchester bowling thing isn't going to happen now. ahh well, some other time maybe. perhaps i should sneak in some practice so i don't look like a complete fool if it ever does happen. there's rubbish where you look cute trying, and there's just rubbish. take care, nafees. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The songs which they constantly play, they say nothing to me about life...
by Corduroy Boy 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

Having carried a bug-type snuffly thing throughout Christmas, today was the first time I felt able to use my fuzzy head (apart from #sinister, but that doesn't require active thought) and therefore with the aid of lemsip and a fleecy sleeping-bag liner I shall endeavour to write something readable. But fail, nonetheless. I hope you all had a suitably merry/miserly time, as to your liking? I, for one, survived without disaster... there was not even the usual influx of chocolate oranges, which was refreshing. Talking of chocolate: you better share that, Hannah! This video malarky: I hope *something* happens. I would pay, boy would I pay for a video, I have only seen them on "later with rich boy" or whatever, and although always an honour I did not feel they did themselves true justice. Any road up... Saw a genuine (pronounced "jen-u-INE") fox in the snow the other day. I asked him through the glass, "where do you go to find something you could eat?" He scampered off, but I'm sure he was mouthing, "The rabbit hutch in your back garden, you silly bugger." But that could have been the vitamin tablet induced hallucinations. Talking of hallucinations, I had four glasses of wine with Christmas dinner, and *then* a liqueur chocolate. Living on the edge, I tell you. A little nostalgia now: has Jen totally abandoned us? That's not rhetorical, I really would like closure on that one. No, actually, that makes her sound evil. What I mean is, "Jen has not posted for donkey's years. Eh?" Mummy-I've-Grazed-My-Knee: Yes, all that specialised terminology is still in use and *yes*, ribena is still cool. What sort of philistines do you take us for? I like these arrangements of sinister people visiting other sinister people. When B&S next do gigs in far off places...maybe, just maybe... I might even take up your offer, Elise! As long as you allow ribena in your house, dispite the obvious Kool-ade comission... Someone said that Struan was effing and blinding at the gigs. Hardly seems right, does it, at a charity gig? Especially as I vaguely remember it being a childrens charity being donated to. (that could be totally wrong...) Reminds me of the big lebowski, again. "Struan, you sing great songs an' all, but d'ya have to use s'many cuss words?" Ach well, each to his own I suppose. I for one disapprove of swearing, but would *love* to hear Isobel really let rip with vile language, a bit like Brittany Spears was caught doing, but more extreme! Sorry, not very nice, that, is it....(hehe) Right, I better go now. However rambling and meaningless my posts usaully are, they always seem to maintain a degree of fluency and seem to string along, so that even if totally uninteresting it is not very hard work to get to the end. This one is does not own that value, for which I apologise, and if you have come this far I can only try to promise the next will be better. And you need to get out more. Love and chestnut stuffing with mulled wine round a fire, Tom XXXXXXX P.S. Kirsten, if you happen to be keeping a track of Sinister during your visit, have a great time, and wrap up warm. :) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: B&S VCD
by Stuart Flanagan 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

Wow!! Thanks to everyone for the terrific response to my original mail re a B&S VCD. At the moment I am compiling the list of all the suggestions. I'm hoping to get started capping what I have in January(when I should have the hardware!). I'm really disappointed that icrunch have removed all the band's vids from their site, although if I recall, they were virtually impossible to download anyway. John made this point... >I'm not sure how the band would react to the fans getting together and >compiling a video tape of the videos. Not well, I imagine. I'd hope they'd be flattered that anybody would want to go to so much trouble. At the minute this project is still in it's embryonic stages - I'd really like a comprehensive list of the band's promos and TV appearance before I begin, so any input from Neil or B&S would be very much appreciated! Obviously though, if they object, I will of course understand. In the meantime, please mail me with any more ideas and I'l hopeful get a full list together and respond to everybody's mails over the next few days! Happy 2002!! Stuart _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Shake, baby, shake. You know I can fit you in my arms...
by JAMES GILMER 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

Hello Sinister peeps, A belated happy Santy Claus day to all of you. I hope you all got what you wanted from Santy this year. I was a lucky boy, Santy brought me a certain pretty girl this year. I wanted a puppy, but I think I'm going to keep the girl. At least she doesn't piddle on the carpet. The certain pretty girl wrote: >Now me and Jimmy are back in Wisconsin, I back at >work, and Jimmy back to whatever it is he does during >the day whilst I'm at my desk>> She makes me sound like such a bum, doesn't she? Sitting around while my perfect girl works her fingers to the bone...that's me. Mostly I bum around the very, very cold city of Madison, Wisconsin. It's a lovely city, but bloody hell, it's COLD!!!! Sometimes I stare at the clock wistfully and sigh occasionally as the minutes creep closer to 5pm... Well, not really, but it is a long day sometimes. Anyways, enough of me banging on, suffice to say it was a brilliant Christmas and I'm having a wonderful time. A quick and special shout out to the lovely Rachel Fruitloop, and another special shout to the one and only Kirsten Kenyon. A note to certain young men; treat them well or arses and asses will recieve a severe kicking. Who am I kidding? Who couldn't treat such lovely lasses well? Especially when Kirsten does that scruntchy-nosed smile of hers. I almost feel sorry for my Scottish Sinister Brothers soon to be reduced to quivering puddles by unfettered Kirsten Kuteness (trademarked and copyrighted by Kenyon Enterprises of Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Can I give a special shout to ~stine? I vote her post my favorite of the year. Let me refresh your memories: <<i supppose that when the memebers, all 564 of them, of B&S and ________________(insert your favourite "indie" band here) set out to make an album they say "gee whiz, i hope no one buys this, then we arent indie anymore. we will have sold out and we wont have a mailing list of our very own any longer">> That's a thing of beauty, that is. It's obviously wrong-headed though, I mean, next she'll be saying that musicians should create music that gives them pleasure and have fun instead of bowing to the demands of obsessive fans hovering over their computers waiting to send off angry emails that make the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons seem sane; "WORST SINGLE EVER!!!" On a similar rant: Listing to NPR this morning I heard some poor man banging on with rightious indignation over just how poorly written the Harry Potter books were and how he had a book he'd written called "Stories for Intelligent Children" or somesuch and how JK Rowling couldn't write and blah, blah, fucking blah. Besides the obvious fact that the man sounded like he was suffering from semen-poisoning (a deadly affliction where the semen backs up the spinal cord and applies pressure onto the brain, a horrible malady that can cause individuals to act like stuck up twats (errr, no pun there folks)), the poor fellow failed to realize something: He's older than twelve. In other words; his opinion on the Potter books doesn't mean shit. When some eight year old starts writing papers on the hidden feminist/communist meaning in Beowulf and how it all relates to Jungian archtypes, semen poison man can start mouthing off on Harry Potter, until then he should just get over himself. It's a shame that people like that feel the need to piss on others happiness, but there you go. Ahh, I see by the clock on the wall that my time on the coffee house computer is almost up, and so I have to cut this short. Best wishes to the lot of you, and for anyone who's lonely or sad or tired or whatnot; It gets better. It won't just happen. It won't just drop out of the sky, but there's better things out there. Sometimes you have to fight tooth and nail for them, and you'll get bruises and cuts and get knocked down and bloodied... ...but sometimes you can kick your way out of the bad places and into a good place. Stay Sinister and Strong... Jim _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i may be fat and jolly, but i'm no santa
by Brandt Fundak 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

hi. it's almost 2002 and i have only posted about 2 or 3 times in the last year (for which you all probably rejoice.) anyway, i'd just like to thank those of you who acknowledged receiving mixes for me as part of laura llew's wonderful secret santa thing. i'm sure the mixes were complete shite, but i had a good time making them, and hopefully you found one song you hadn't heard before and kind of dug. (also, hopefully those of you overseas got yours before xmas/today so i didn't blow the surprise.) anyway, i think we should give laura MASSIVE MAD PROPS for all the work and effort she put forth for the giveaway. i just had to make the gifts and mail them--she had to match everyone up. anyway, i hope everyone had a fabulous holiday and i realize that this post is seriously lacking on content, but there are some of you i haven't spoken to in some time, and i just thought i'd say hi :) take care, brandt ===== "Selma, Jub Jub is fantastic! He's everywhere you want to be!" --Troy McClure __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send your FREE holiday greetings online! http://greetings.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: .....not even Christmas?
by Ben Apps 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

'ow 'do sinister at this yuletide festival and all that jazz, Recent callers for an increased level of smut in these here tomes will be be delighted to hear that I got a grate STUFFING on Tuesday off a kind soul who lurks these very pages. In exchange for the stuffing they got a piece of my 'bird', then later in the afternoon, on the telly somebody asked for 'some more'! Disgraceful. Well it's only 3 days now till I'll be flying off to visit my legendary crush the blummin brilliant Rachel Fruitloop (as I'm sure you're sick of hearing). This is going to be the biggest and best adventure of my little life so far, and my belly is already a tumble dryer of hope, nerves, excitement, joy, fear and anticipation. I spoke to my dad on Christmas day and he asked if I was gonna join some kind of hippy cult (which sounds kinda fun, man), so I told him I was!! My little brother who has 'townie' tendancies (he has gucci shades and Craig David all over your boink records for fucks sake), recently had to fill in some consumer survey in a shopping precinct. For his favourite band he put B&S, so maybe he has a soul after all? Is that a horrible thing to say? Yeah probably. But he IS my little brother, so he deserves it. Git. Anyway, getting some bowling and drinking in on Saturday will, I'm sure be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrate!!! Have a dream for 2002. It might just come true. Byee Ben xxx _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Christmas Classifieds & Hardcore Christians
by toadie291＠attbi.com 27 Dec '01

27 Dec '01

James' Unwanted Christmas Present's (mail me if you really want any of these thing's) 1:U2's Achtung Baby 2:Big (you could live quite comfortably in this) box of Quality Street check back later cos this list is likely to grow how could you not want achtung baby! that album is amazing. acrobat is one of my favourite songs of all time!!!!! "you can swallow or you can spit, you can throw it up, or choke on it. you can dream, so dream out loud you know that your time is coming round. so dont let the bastards grind you down." ~~stine > > Chris Jones is quite possibly one smart guy > > I've had to keep putting off Christmas party invitation's due to some nasty > bug that's had me in bed since Christmas Eve. > I ring up and say "Ooooohhhh I'm sooorry (sneeze/cough/splutter) I > can't really make it tonight, I'm soooo ill" > and no one believes me. > But now I can say "well I can't come cos I've had a nasty turn of > Prolific" > > I'm afraid I've had to show my "skived school excessively" roots here > and had to come up with a "James-Appropriate" meaning for the word "prolific" > But I am now armed with a dictionary and I'll look it up later Chris, > it'd better not be anything nasty. > > Anyway apart from just clinging to the edge of living for the past few > day's Christmas was pretty darned hot this year, on Christmas Eve I went in > Virgin Mega and they had a copy of the new single on sale for £2:50 on vinyl. > Snapped it up and marched across town with a silly grin on my face. > I'd never really had need for a record player before then though I was > rather seduced by miss cola cube's one, plus I wasn't likely to get much out > of my latest purchase without one. > Oh it's so brill, it's like a Stereocassettetunerrecordplayer and it > cost a tenner and it's fairly-ish modern, it's Panasonic circa 1986. > It's also only the second radio I've come across that picks up Russian > World Service, which is surely madder even than "Brazil" > > Last night (she said...etc) the people next door had this rave or something, > it must have been some kind of festive rave, > cos all you could hear was like: boom,boom,boom,boom,oohhh, > bangbang,bang,bang,boom,boom,JesusChristThatSoundsNice,boom,boom,boom.... > > worst present this year > was catching the Christmas Prolific > best present this year > was from me to me and it cost ten pounds > .......... . . . .. ... . . . . . .. .... ...... . . . . .. . > . . .. > > James' Unwanted Christmas Present's > (mail me if you really want any of these thing's) > 1:U2's Achtung Baby > 2:Big (you could live quite comfortably in this) box of Quality Street > > check back later cos this list is likely to grow > . . . .. .. .. .. ...... .......... ......... .... . . . . . . . . . . > . . .... . . . . .. ... > > You've read this FAR you're some kinda STAR! James. > > > +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ > +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ > +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ > +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ > +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ > +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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