March 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: for stravinsky: rites of string.
by Jeff Burke 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

> > my god man! what will people think of us if god forbid a bit of >MORRISEY filters out and onto the street from an open car window...? >"nueters", they'll whisper all hushed and eye suspicious, playing peeping >tom and trying to get a good look b/f the light flicks backs to green and >sends us off and out of ear shot... Argh. Lisa lisa lisa don't mention the satanic spawn that is Joan of Arc. Tim Kinesella give ALL indie boys bad names, all whiney and "artistic" it's quite possible that Timmy is THE single most PREtentious man in all the lands...ugh. I'd like to see Henry Miller smack that b*tch up. > and what about bands like JOAN OF ARC...? all blip-blip and beeping, >whining semi-electronic under the safehaven title "emo"...what will people >think...? androgyny...for sure. > i'll be sure to keep my headphones at a mouse squeak peeping... >and "picture of dorian grey" safely hidden behind a copy of "archie and >jughead"...(will they think i'm a dirty old perv if i read bukowski in >public, brier?) and i'd suggest all you boys and girls to do the same. > Ever since High Fidelity (the movie) came out... all my friends refer to B&S and "Sad Bastard Music" too funny. I like charlie brown music, but you can say sad bastard music with much more derision.... >but then again...b&s has somehow become synonymous with "charlie brown" in >this tiny sector of terrible america...b&s (specifically b&s) has become >known as "charlie brown music"...somebody blurted it one day and it stuck >(who was it jessica? did rox coin the phrase?): "turn off yr goddamn >charlie >brown music!" and they slip in a more widely accepted "bikini kill" and i >sit in the back seat and watch the scenery go past, head scratching and >thinking about Linus tinkling out "seeing other people" on that genius >piano >of his, all safe and thumb-sucking with blankey. its picture perfect. new >album: b&s do charlie brown. and you know it would work too, but no one >wants to admitt it...Linus was so very twee...and Charlie couldn't talk to >his dream girl, either...the similarities are rather shocking...somewhere, >somehow stuart and charlie must have crossed lines...i'm blaming it all on >Linus...never trust the silent ones... > >stephen hewitt said: > C'mon kids, get with the programme, shyness is soooo 90s. I for one >would >much rather read tales of random snogging than tales of missed >opportunities... Yeah I agree with mr. Hewitt.. missed oppertunities are like movies from the 80's great tales and all but let's move on.. sad part is there's been absolutely very little snogging up here in the frigid (but warming! HApPY SPRING EVERYONE>>>!) Northeast... l'affaire d'Biblioteque has passed by the wayside with only moderate action.... and not enough excitement to pass on.... > > you asked for it...so, i finally managed to seduce mr.billybartender >whose ohsosexy in that supergeek kind of way with his love of M*A*S*H and Is he a Col.Potter/Honeycutt or Col. Blake/Trapper kinda MASH guy? >his treefrog tattoo which he call by its scientific name: riggormortus >amphibien, or something dangerously intimidatng...so >finally, after false starts and him losing count of a handful of nickles >and >"bashing melons" and amoung other curious incidences... >i'm standing in near the bar cutting limes. sexy with the knife. and he >likes the way i cut limes. it turns him on...i giggle up to him, nibble on >his ear when the other on-duty bartender isn't looking...the straw that >broke the camel's (or the treefog's) back...so he grabs me by the back belt >loop while i'm still knife in hand, drags me all flushed into the office >and >i never put the knife down and didn't know what to do with it...and b/f i >know what's happening i'm back against the fake woodpanelling and billy's >mouth is against mine...suppose all the shifts of talking about licking >beer >off of each other and how to give proper head, and >let-me-put-my-hands-conviently-HERE-so-we-can-pass-each-other-behind-the-bar-oops-was-my-hand-really-THERE >got to him...tales of success. lisa wins and she doesn't even wear contact >lenses...billy does. Lisa what is it with you Angelina Jolie and Knives? I mean Damn. Sign me up.... "I dreamt of you last night and I fell out of bed twice/ you can pin and mount me like a butterfly" ------ Sharks and Sailors. jb _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Re: Sinister: for stravinsky: rites of string.
by Jeff Burke 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

> > my god man! what will people think of us if god forbid a bit of >MORRISEY filters out and onto the street from an open car window...? >"nueters", they'll whisper all hushed and eye suspicious, playing peeping >tom and trying to get a good look b/f the light flicks backs to green and >sends us off and out of ear shot... Argh. Lisa lisa lisa don't mention the satanic spawn that is Joan of Arc. Tim Kinesella give ALL indie boys bad names, all whiney and "artistic" it's quite possible that Timmy is THE single most PREtentious man in all the lands...ugh. I'd like to see Henry Miller smack that b*tch up. > and what about bands like JOAN OF ARC...? all blip-blip and beeping, >whining semi-electronic under the safehaven title "emo"...what will people >think...? androgyny...for sure. > i'll be sure to keep my headphones at a mouse squeak peeping... >and "picture of dorian grey" safely hidden behind a copy of "archie and >jughead"...(will they think i'm a dirty old perv if i read bukowski in >public, brier?) and i'd suggest all you boys and girls to do the same. > Ever since High Fidelity (the movie) came out... all my friends refer to B&S and "Sad Bastard Music" too funny. I like charlie brown music, but you can say sad bastard music with much more derision.... >but then again...b&s has somehow become synonymous with "charlie brown" in >this tiny sector of terrible america...b&s (specifically b&s) has become >known as "charlie brown music"...somebody blurted it one day and it stuck >(who was it jessica? did rox coin the phrase?): "turn off yr goddamn >charlie >brown music!" and they slip in a more widely accepted "bikini kill" and i >sit in the back seat and watch the scenery go past, head scratching and >thinking about Linus tinkling out "seeing other people" on that genius >piano >of his, all safe and thumb-sucking with blankey. its picture perfect. new >album: b&s do charlie brown. and you know it would work too, but no one >wants to admitt it...Linus was so very twee...and Charlie couldn't talk to >his dream girl, either...the similarities are rather shocking...somewhere, >somehow stuart and charlie must have crossed lines...i'm blaming it all on >Linus...never trust the silent ones... > >stephen hewitt said: > C'mon kids, get with the programme, shyness is soooo 90s. I for one >would >much rather read tales of random snogging than tales of missed >opportunities... Yeah I agree with mr. Hewitt.. missed oppertunities are like movies from the 80's great tales and all but let's move on.. sad part is there's been absolutely very little snogging up here in the frigid (but warming! HApPY SPRING EVERYONE>>>!) Northeast... l'affaire d'Biblioteque has passed by the wayside with only moderate action.... and not enough excitement to pass on.... > > you asked for it...so, i finally managed to seduce mr.billybartender >whose ohsosexy in that supergeek kind of way with his love of M*A*S*H and >his treefrog tattoo which he call by its scientific name: riggormortus >amphibien, or something dangerously intimidatng...so >finally, after false starts and him losing count of a handful of nickles >and >"bashing melons" and amoung other curious incidences... >i'm standing in near the bar cutting limes. sexy with the knife. and he >likes the way i cut limes. it turns him on...i giggle up to him, nibble on >his ear when the other on-duty bartender isn't looking...the straw that >broke the camel's (or the treefog's) back...so he grabs me by the back belt >loop while i'm still knife in hand, drags me all flushed into the office >and >i never put the knife down and didn't know what to do with it...and b/f i >know what's happening i'm back against the fake woodpanelling and billy's >mouth is against mine...suppose all the shifts of talking about licking >beer >off of each other and how to give proper head, and >let-me-put-my-hands-conviently-HERE-so-we-can-pass-each-other-behind-the-bar-oops-was-my-hand-really-THERE >got to him...tales of success. lisa wins and she doesn't even wear contact >lenses...billy does. > >-listdomlisa > who plays piano like Linus. > kiki: i threw a coin in > the fountian to > keep you from > poutin'... > (cut the track) > :susi > > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com > >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: Still no hamster to be seen in Greenwich park
by elenita99 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

Hello happy people Carsmile said: I was watching "the pete waterman story" on channel 5 last nite (told you i was bored) I was not bored but still hangover from Saturday, so I did too. My flatmate and me watched it all and had a really good laugh at all these fantastic clothes and hairstyle. Sometimes I wish I would have been older in the 80s so I would remember it. Carsmile also said (he says lots doesn't he?) when what she *really* meant to say was "oh silly me, the 1st is a tuesday, wouldn't the 28th April be a lot better idea" :) Yes it is probably what she meant :) First 2001 picnic, wooh I am excited already. This week-end I went (well Paul took me would be more like the truth as the venue was in a secret place I would never be able to find on my own) to see Tompaulin and Airport Girl and some other bands who were kind of less good than the ones mentioned above. I had lots of fun, apparently lots of Guinness and might even apparently have said a couple (or lots?) of silly things. Well what is the point in being young and drunk anyway? I don't want to go to work this afternoon but I don't think my boss will accept this as an excuse. So I'd better get dressed and ready and highly motivated. Ah ah ah. Elena xx ______________________________________________ FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com Sign up at http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Tame Cat
by rob 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

i wave to you, listees. no one should forget the searing debate we had over fair women and the intellect (excepting anyone who perished in the battle.) anyhow, tonight whilst i was pillaging ezra pound for various ideas, i ran across his poem Tame Cat, which has much to say about our debate, perhaps too much. here, for your enjoyment: TAME CAT "It rests me to be among beautiful women. Why should one always lie about such matters? I repeat: It rests me to converse with beautiful women Even though we talk nothing but nonsense, The purring of the invisible antennae Is both stimulating and delightful." so sez ezra, rob --- Cross ev'ry street with careful feet! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I don't mind if you forget me
by Alasdair Cook 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

Someone told me something about brevity and wit. Alasdair xx _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: lewd I did live, evil did I dwel
by Jennifer Gray 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

Hello and hi, variously. The subject line is one of those sentences that read the same way forward as beakward, I forgot what they are called. Anyway, it is the oldest one known. Sinisteria has brought up some interesting points lately, which I will now address: Jonny said: "I've always wondered what happened to other people when their parents hear the band. My Dad is getting quite fond of them now. He gave me a lift to uni in september and I left FYHC in his car, he really liked it, saying it reminded him of Simon and Garfunkle". That's *exactly* what my dad they sounded like. He likes them, but not enough to ever listen to them I think. He likes "noisy" music better. Many a day, you can hear Black Sabbath blaring from the living room. His comment on Pulp, which my sister played for him, was that they reminded him of Roxy Music. He doesn't like them though, because of the frequent references to infidelity. My mom, however, loves Pulp, and the day is drawing near that I will try to indoctrinate her into the B+S cult. I failed with my sister, whose taste is otherwise nearly identical to mine--she says it's too soft and folky. Hmph. I keep trying. listdomlisa said: "b&s has somehow become synonymous with "charlie brown" in this tiny sector of terrible america...b&s (specifically b&s) has become known as "charlie brown music"..." (and later mentioned "seeing other people") Ha ha ha ha! I have thought the very same thing about "seeing other people"! Not that it's a bad thing. and... Jay said: "my question though is *did* anyone besides brier and i scream "no, it's schroeder!" at the monitor?" I didn't *scream* it, but I furrowed my brow quizzically, and thought it. Schroeder probably *wasn't* gay-- Lucy was just a vile shrew, and he knew it. Life has been disgustingly boring for a long time now. Tonight at work, I had a horrible headache that nearly split my skull every time I bent over (which is a lot, since I'm a janitor). I swept out from behind the ice machine, and I could tell that it hadn't been done since the last time I did it, when I worked there before. It was a graveyard of dead crickets and rock hard pieces of bread, and dust balls the size of my head. In the summer, the building is a magnet for all kinds of weird bugs that I've never seen anywhere else--the strangest are these huge beetles with beautiful green metallic backs. My supervisor is going to Pittsburg to go to hockey games next week. I don't care much for sports, but that Mario Lemieux is a fine specimen of manhood, in opinion. I'd like to take him to my Shack o' Luv in the woods. I said this to my supervisor, and was only met with a confused look. Obviously, I have nothing of merit to say. I will retreat to my cave, and succumb to lusty Lemieux fantasies. --Jenny Janitoria P.S. Also, hi to Gordon! Thanks for signing my guestbook, delightful to hear from you! ===== http://www.virtue.nu/sevenveils __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: While my hair grows long....
by Brier Random 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

....civil wars will linger on inside of me. No B&S dreams to report, but even better: a LIST dream. I dreamt for some reason that i went into McDonalds (something i never do-- really) and they were serving Ribena. They had to go into a special room in back to get it. Since i've never had Ribena, or even heard of it before Sinister, i think this qualifies as a List Dream. And Sophie has promised me a crate of it in exchange for suspicous minds. A fair trade. And: Brier is headed for Europe this summer, so tell them to widen the sidewalks and change some of the laws for my impending arrival. Can i call a Sinister Meet-up in Paris in July? We could meet at Jim Morrison's place (down the block from Oscar Wilde). I know Paris like the back of my wrist, but if anyone knows anything about Venice, do tell. And a special "welcome to the neighborhood" goes out to new ListVamp Jessica and her fetish for Pickles. Prince Jason, have you picked up on this yet??? It's ironic; I had the boo, she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics. Velocity Girl: Glad you got the package. Hope it didn't disappoint. There was a mix CD that missed the boat, but it's coming together. ListDom: No, it certainly is NOT acceptable to be seen reading Bukowski in public. Especially not in a parked car in front of the Junior High at 2:30 in the afternoon. Trust me. You won't be able to explain your way out. And I'm sure a thousand listees have already reminded you that it was Schroder who tinkled those ebony & ivories while Lucy made furtive passes at him. Linus never played anything but himself, under that blanket. But he was always my favorite anyway. Brier-sized props to: *Blake, for reminding me of the gorgeous MagFields song "When You're Old & Lonely" which he quoted on his website. ("When you're old and lonely you will wish you'd married me") *Jason A., for turning me on to "T-Shirt Weather" by the Lucksmiths. A little James-y, but appropriate this week in Santa Barbara with our summer now arrived in March. A perfect b-side to "I Know Where The Summer Goes" which rides at the top of my playlist as i scour the streets on my Vespa, searching for her green battleship with the license plate beginning "4FER". *The Pickle Prince for continuing to post, despite the fact that everything he writes inspires a degree of backlash. We are a sensitive lot, yes? (Peter: I read it as a humorous tangent on your "sacred" mistype, not a put-down. No one but him noticed it anyway and the beauty of your post was not lost). In my backpack are poems to her, in a bright orange folder I seem to sleep so well when her chin's on my shoulder. That's all for me. It was a good day. ~Brier +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: under tragic rainy telephone poles
by matthew castelhano 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

hello this is my first post, i felt guilty reading everyone's thought and not sharing a little of my own. blake wrote there are some songs that are brilliant and grate and lovely and represent some of the group's finest work but some of the other songs are just blah blah blah and i skip right past them. i could not agree more it seems the only time i listen to FYHCYWLP all the way through is when i am doing other things but he songs i do like, especially women's realm, are my favorites. it was such a beautiful day here in virginia i had class but i spent most of it looking out the window with dog on wheels stuck in my head. the rest of the day i just mulled around with nothing to do but not wanting to waste a nice day doing nothing. bye matthew anthony _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: for stravinsky: rites of string.
by lisa morrison 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

jonathan howell said: My Mum by contrast came out with the most ridiculous statement "You shouldn't listen to that sort of thing in public, people will make assumptions about your sexuality", I just laughed at her (she also said the same thing about reading Oscar Wilde in public) my god man! what will people think of us if god forbid a bit of MORRISEY filters out and onto the street from an open car window...? "nueters", they'll whisper all hushed and eye suspicious, playing peeping tom and trying to get a good look b/f the light flicks backs to green and sends us off and out of ear shot... and what about bands like JOAN OF ARC...? all blip-blip and beeping, whining semi-electronic under the safehaven title "emo"...what will people think...? androgyny...for sure. i'll be sure to keep my headphones at a mouse squeak peeping... and "picture of dorian grey" safely hidden behind a copy of "archie and jughead"...(will they think i'm a dirty old perv if i read bukowski in public, brier?) and i'd suggest all you boys and girls to do the same. but then again...b&s has somehow become synonymous with "charlie brown" in this tiny sector of terrible america...b&s (specifically b&s) has become known as "charlie brown music"...somebody blurted it one day and it stuck (who was it jessica? did rox coin the phrase?): "turn off yr goddamn charlie brown music!" and they slip in a more widely accepted "bikini kill" and i sit in the back seat and watch the scenery go past, head scratching and thinking about Linus tinkling out "seeing other people" on that genius piano of his, all safe and thumb-sucking with blankey. its picture perfect. new album: b&s do charlie brown. and you know it would work too, but no one wants to admitt it...Linus was so very twee...and Charlie couldn't talk to his dream girl, either...the similarities are rather shocking...somewhere, somehow stuart and charlie must have crossed lines...i'm blaming it all on Linus...never trust the silent ones... stephen hewitt said: C'mon kids, get with the programme, shyness is soooo 90s. I for one would much rather read tales of random snogging than tales of missed opportunities... you asked for it...so, i finally managed to seduce mr.billybartender whose ohsosexy in that supergeek kind of way with his love of M*A*S*H and his treefrog tattoo which he call by its scientific name: riggormortus amphibien, or something dangerously intimidatng...so finally, after false starts and him losing count of a handful of nickles and "bashing melons" and amoung other curious incidences... i'm standing in near the bar cutting limes. sexy with the knife. and he likes the way i cut limes. it turns him on...i giggle up to him, nibble on his ear when the other on-duty bartender isn't looking...the straw that broke the camel's (or the treefog's) back...so he grabs me by the back belt loop while i'm still knife in hand, drags me all flushed into the office and i never put the knife down and didn't know what to do with it...and b/f i know what's happening i'm back against the fake woodpanelling and billy's mouth is against mine...suppose all the shifts of talking about licking beer off of each other and how to give proper head, and let-me-put-my-hands-conviently-HERE-so-we-can-pass-each-other-behind-the-bar-oops-was-my-hand-really-THERE got to him...tales of success. lisa wins and she doesn't even wear contact lenses...billy does. -listdomlisa who plays piano like Linus. kiki: i threw a coin in the fountian to keep you from poutin'... (cut the track) :susi _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Exploding Dog
by Histrianic＠aol.com 20 Mar '01

20 Mar '01

Hello sinister... I haven't posted in a long, long time, due to my laziness and incompetence. Anyhow, I had an odd, odd dream the other night that I thought I'd share... I attend a school called Phillips Exeter Academy, nestled in a tiny little town of Exeter, New Hampshire. As it is a boarding school, I live in a dorm. In this odd dream I had, there was a man who could turn himself into any vegetable upon his wish. He was an evil being, plotting schemes to take over my school (for reasons I can't bear to think of). He initiated the process of taking over my school by blowing up one of the most prized posessions of my school, the library. I was walking over to the library from my dorm in hopes of finding the evil scum and turning him in to be put in prison, when I saw the guy that I have had my eyes on forever walk into another dorm with a bunch of roses in hand. I was quite upset by this fact, but I marched myself over to the library nonetheless. At the library, I saw a very suspicious head of lettuce rolling around on the floor. This was also sometime in the very distant future, when lettuce had developed secondary sexual characteristics and had gender that was as distinct as ours--female lettuce, male lettuce. Anyhow, I picked up this head of lettuce and was trying to figure out whether it was male or female (thus narrowing down my list of suspects) when I saw two police officers getting into their car. I walked over and asked if either of them knew how to distinguish female lettuce from male lettuce, but neither of them knew. I chatted with them for a while, and then ate the lettuce. And then I woke up. The part that disturbs me the most is the part when my guy walks into another dorm, another GIRL'S dorm (we have unisex dorms) at that. It had no relevance to the story whatsoever. But then, the story itself isn't very relevant. So I'm wondering where this picnic is, too. I don't live in England, I live in New Hampshire, but hey, one can wonder, right? Also wondering if there are any listees living in New Hampshire, anywhere near Exeter... Ta ta for now. Lots of love and bleached white hair, meee.... +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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