March 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: GREED
by jessica stuart 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

we find in beauty the need to capture stop to smell the roses... certainly admire thier beauty ... why not? but take into consideration that you don't always have to pluck those pretty little things from thier beds to have and hold forever. besides... if you take it from it's roots it will only die. dig? <sometimes just knowing is enough> jeia~* p.s. -R.I.P to mum's pup p.s.s -much love to my homefri kiki _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"
by The Boy G 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

You know the exorcist? That's the second best film ever, that is. The best film ever, as everyone even remotely twee knows, is 'Edward Scissorhands'. Today after school Tony Meyer, a pathetic acned hanger-on to the faux-mod clique that I admire from the safe distance of the Greg-and-Faye clique, asked me if I was going to Westminster station to go home, knowing I was, forcing me to talk to him. Which on, the one hand sucked, but on the other hand made me feel popular. Anyway, he denied Edward Scissorhands was the best film ever. So I spat in his face. Heh, JenOWL and I, the twee hard kids. I doubt many people will like this post. Oh well. I just want to be Sinistrated, mummy! Are any Sinis in Tunisia on the first week of Easter? Thought not. That's just me and my mum and her boyfriend then. In a French speaking country, with them pretty much leaving me alone... my French isn't bad, but I can't stand not being understood, so I doubt I'll talk to anyone. And I'm glad, because what I am going to do is, I am going to practise tennis for about six hours a day. I am going to stand outside, in this blistering heat, hitting serves to no-one, sweat forming a river in my socks, a river with little fish and cabbages and things in. Perhaps the fish will be eating the cabbages. Or perhaps the cabbages will be eating the fish. Certainly, I will be hallucinating. And I do this to see if can get really, properly good, or whether I hit a plateau... I love tennis so much. I really do. For the fist time in my life, I am going to really apply myself to something. I never have, honestly, not even my GCSEs and things... this could matter. We'll see. A few weeks ago I found out that Matthew Brown had found my Sini posts in a search engine and read them. So, hopefully he'll read this: Matthew Brown, you are rather ugly. Not grotesque, and I am trying to keep everything I say about you reasonable, so you'll know this is what I actually think, but nonetheless, far from attractive. More to the point (well, alright less to the point for someone as utterly shallow as I've decided to be, but maybe more to the point for the rest of Sini), you are extremely, extremely irritating. You know that human beatbox routine you do in Further Maths lessons, you objectionable attention seeker (at least I'm a subtle attention-seeker with decent dress-sense)? I hate those. I hate the zaniness and "wacky" geekhumour that you stand for, and the virginial neverpulled misogyny that goes with it. Not that I'm never mysogynistic, but at least I'm funny when I am, and have the motive of trying to be liked. I hate the way you mention in every Further Maths lesson that you're not really a maths person because you also do History of Art and Physic A-Levels too, like you're somehow better than us all... so quit, you phony. If I knew I wouldn't get caught, I'd actually kill you. Never mind the guilt and the squeemishness and the grieving relations and friends, I can turn those off, out of my mind. I really can. I'm more evil than any of you lot realise. No, really. Seriously. That's also true of the following people right now: Alex Bradford, Daisy Collins, Gigi Florentin-Lee and James Furlong. So far as I know, none of these people know I even dislike them, nor do I have any real reason to. I'm actually rather afraid that I'm going mad up here. I think I need to fall in love, soon. Sorry. I suspect that was rather unpleasant to read. I'll be twee again now. Not as twee as Jumble Sailing by Clearlake, though. That's, like "whoa! Total tweeness, dude!". Mmyup. Here is something twee: tomorrow I am going to get to get to Westminster station early, so that I can wait on the steps for a girl to arrive, so I can walk her to school, and pretend it was a coincidence. Why are hippy boys always quite unwashed-seeming and hippy girls always rather nice and well-groomed? Discuss. Who was the Sini who'd bought 'House of Leaves'? I have just bought 'House of Leaves'. It looks so damn nice, it can be crap for all I care. Ken is my hero. His Stan posts really actually were the highlight of human creation. I laughed non-stop, for, like, 20 minutes. Genius. As good as Gorillaz. Better than Wheatus. Not quite as good as Robbie, yes, but so what? Top stuff. Tired. Greg +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Of Bird and Hair (Requiem)
by Jason McKinnon 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

The Happiest Reaper said: >I was a little upset. 4/1 girl/boys ratio on my campus and I can't get >anyone vaguely cool (I get all the really dumb, desperate girls, or the >'I'm >so cool' brigade, nothing in between)... oh well, maybe next time. I think >I >sacred this one by being drunk on Friday. Common thoughts with a totally uncommon twist on the end. Something about using sacred as a verb with the word drunk in the sentence. But WHAT is more sacred than BEING drunk on a Friday. Oh Reaper! Drop the zero, and get with a hero(ine). Then he went on to say: >Finally... where is this picnic? Can someone mail me. I REALLY want to >go... >but no-one wants me *shyly hides head on chest*, I'm just going to sit here >and type till someone notices me. You will notice me won't you. Please? >I'll >hold up a sign. I'll dance around a fire. Hey I'll even strip naked for >you. >I'll do all three things at once while gargling with Dr Pepper and Ribena >intermitantly... oh come on, my body isn't that repulsive and we all like >Dr >Pepper... *pleading look*. Whoa there, Nellie. Is this a cry for help? :) Well, I don't know about you guys, but if you aren't SACRED by now....you should be. Bless you my children, The Pope of Pickles Post Scriptus: Remember your sacrements. And I DON"T MEAN RIBENA. (say wha?) _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Uh Oh the Body Parts Thing
by davie kerr 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

WooHoo I got a response to one of my emails. That shit rocks. Someone actually read what I wrote. Granted I am now scared that my Captain Winkie has to be displayed on the internet but shit happens. But come to think of it did I actually mention **My** penis? Oh shit if not then I just have. Seriously people you would not want to see my John Thomas anyway. Small, wrinkly and ugly. I couldn't satisfy a virgin midget people. To be honest I din't know anything about the body parts thing. Sorry Honey and thanks for the link straight to the page. That shit made me piss and chuckle quite a bit. >From now on my body parts are staying well and truly out my emails. Shouldn't be too hard seeing as I only post when I sprout a new pubic hair. thats roughly about once every seven months. So i'll see you all again in October. Peace Out Davie PS Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Off the Nursery Slopes
by Madeleine McNeil 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

Hello, The other day I graduated from the nursery to the big kids' gang, which is exciting of a little nerve wracking. My name is Madeleine and I'm a student at De Montfort (or Del Monte as I prefer to call it) Uni in Leicester. I'm trying to imagine what all of you are doing as you're reading this. Drinking Ribena (with or without a little extra something) or tea or red bull and vodka? Or perhaps Dr Pepper or Cherry Coke? Myself, I'm drinking Coop Premium Lager Export which I think is lovely. I am also eating edam, a detail that I thought the cheese lovers may be interested in. Thankyou for keeping me entertained with all of your thoughts and stories and B&S dreams for the past couple of weeks. I have enjoyed sneaking off to a little room at university in between lectures to read my emails. I got funny looks when laughing out loud at the Eminem/B&S hybrid verse. Love Madeleine _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: don't let our youth go to paste
by Emily Wilska 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

Aloha. So John Phillips (one of the Papas of the Mamas and...) has left this earth. Not a surprise, perhaps, but it still tugs at the heart strings a bit, doesn't it? If nothing else, the man had a way with words. In other news, Kara Jean said >I was always the bloody cheese, alone. which, out of context, just seems incredibly sketchy. I like it. Thus spake Sister Disco: >So when Stuart said to Mick, "play like Love" he could have saved himself a lot of time and trouble by saying, "play like Herb Alpert". So, not to be contentious, but isn't it actually easier and quicker to say 'Love' than to say 'Herb Alpert'? I mean, from a purely syllabic perspective and all? Jason de la Pickle (hi Jason!) noted Why is everything cheap (in America) described as Scottish? 1)scotch tape 2)Scottish Inns 3) MacFrugal's (i swear there is a chain store called that here) I would like to confirm the presence of the aforementioned MacFrugal's. Bizarre but true. Is this a California-only thing? It should be noted, however, that Scotch, which is described as Scottish (err, sort of), is not cheap. Done with my excessive quoting and rambling for now. In content-type news, yesterday's Boston Globe magazine featured an article on (shhhhhh!) quiet bands. It's devoted mostly to Low and Mojave 3, but B&S do get a mention. Check it out at http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/077/living/Quiet_riot+.shtml. Speaking of Low, is anyone planning to check them out when they make the trek to San Francisco next month? Also, I think Badly Drawn Boy is rolling into town sometime soon. Mmm mmm good. Although I'm totally a week behind the times on this discussion, I'd like to add my 2.5 cents on the sex songs discussion. Am I the only one who thinks Hefner's 'I Stole a Bride' is incredibly sexy? It makes me all squirmy. Funny, this message seemed like it would be much wittier and more interesting when I first started writing it. Right, then. As you were. xo Emily +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: You know this world was made for men, not for us.
by Will Salt 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

I was riding on a bus on Saturday, through bucolic West Lothian. We passed a field of sheep, all laid on their sides with their legs outstreched, and my automatic reaction was that they had all been killed. I have been watching the news too much; although i've been trying not to because it's depressing. All those dead animals being forklifted about and burned. Today, i went to get groceries. I walked past the meat counter in Safeway, and saw all the packets of "fresh" meat -- mince, chops, etc -- were a horrible brown-grey colour. The lamb chops were a shiny green. i'm sure this isn't right. Later on Saturday I hit myself on the forehead with a spanner, but that's entirely incidental. I have a lovely scab, though. I was down the local bookshop the other day, and noticed a wonderful-looking book of cartoons by a chap called Peter Blegvad. Not quite the E. Gorey of the new century, but near enough for my taste. According to a recent copy of the Guardian, he's a musician as well (although they filed him under "crossover" rather than "P!O!P!"). His main cartoon character is a little baby rather like the one on the front of Fairy Liquid bottles. I go through phases of liking cartoonists, actually. I used to think Stephen Appleby was great, but now he grates a little. Incidentally (again), the Guardian was what inspired me to buy my first B&S record, with its review of IYFS. They said it sounded as if they had spent too long without leaving their bedsit; i wonder sometimes if Sturan was thinking of that when writing I Fought In A War. i was going to say how my bum is all bruised still from when i kept falling over on the ice a few weeks back, but then i realised that i'd infringe the Body Parts Rule. so i won't. Re: Ribena: my flatmate likes it. but she leaves empty cartons all over the place for me to clean up. grrr. Re: CarsmileSteve: i thought i was the only person who fantasised about getting on Who Wants To Be A Whatsit, only for question 15 to be "Who won the best newcomer brit award in 1999?" i bet chris tarrant would insist on me pretending i didn't know it instantly, just for the drama of the moment. (for the us readers: chris tarrant is the bloke that regis thingy stole his catchphrases from. is that your final answer? yes, just give me the bloody cash!) anyway, i'm going. g'night for today. x will -- "it would be nice if god is mauve" -- Ken Chu +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ...cos the teacher's got no control...
by Joe Chip 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

I guess I'm the hundred million and seventh person to notice, but: saw the trailer for new channel 4 tv series Teachers yesterday, along with Boy With The Arab Strap in the background. Sounded like a different version too...? If so is it a cover, or are the Sebastians directly involved? Or am I barking up the wrong end of the tree completely? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: somebody vomited, drip, drip , drippy blood, quite nice and sweet vermillion; birds twitter
by Gordon 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

I'm asleep of course. I shouldn't be sending emails somnabulantly but it feels squigy and dangerous. And I'm not at all sure what's going to come out next. "What *is* about to come out next?" asks a Russian pilot, leaving the hulk of aeroflot on auto. The drinking of root beer, says I. Out of a beige plastic cup. "ciggie?" says he, in an east-of-the-urals accent. "It's a non-smoking, capt'n". We can't have everything. Heresy release a duff first single says Passant It is duff, and the poor haggard-looking producer guy was quite proud of it and thought it 'adult'. Maybe he's tired too. Me waits for the plastic smiles to become as hard as nails. Kym is fine, though. Dyspepsia doesn't rule: it's simply there. Crouching Tizer, Hidden Vimto Peter Miller I've never met you, but what a line (/me drop-kicks you candy) moments easily broken says Sunnyset how true: are dreams not the casting of earthly life in context? /rouss has a moment on the back doorstep; flapper of wings; sunshine but melting ice on the wooden chair; dad says he got a phone-call and puts on an accent "posh bint" I say: dad has a hard time realising people with double barrelled names are real. He pots a plant. I love him. list dom lisa sounded a bit down. You seem to have acres of space: that seems beautiful too. The Prince MacKinnon and Karren Gill have a spat. It's like those civil wars, those horrors of nationhood. The two of you are darned fine individuals, nough said, here. If the politicians are desensitized to people, it calls for voting them out. But things are tough. People are stronger. I was riding on my scooter today and I was listening to my walkman as usual... "century of fakers" came on... what a great song that is... my fave B&S 7"... says velvelette what a woman! 7" on a *scooter*? My modem will never connect. I'm sure of it. I have to ring the people I work for to say, erm, I know I haven't been at work since early December and even then intermittently: I'm reliable! (I'm not)(very much not) here in fear, Gordon +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: hesitation
by jessica stuart 19 Mar '01

19 Mar '01

crushing sound of her voice the tainted misery as if i could handle any-more i am too tragic but i don't even mind afterall i am an air sign.............. what puts us in our categories? it's obvious if you analyze a person's setting... thier atmosphere.... the people they consider to be thier friends.. thier parents... but it amazes me at times.. that we are all of the human race, and so diverse from one another. on account that the human brain is so incredible... however, not many live up to the potential they have .... i'm tired of seeing everyone wasting away. so different, yet the faults have this ironic similarity.... and i see it in nearly every first post... insecurity. what disgusts me is not the fact that one could be insecure, but that one would deal with it so irrationally by joining into little cliques, and unprogressively living this monotonous lifestyle of smoking up every day to celebrate boredom. or to sit in thier groups and critique every soul in passing as if they could dig a single thing of value from thier petty discourse. i think i would like to call these all self-destructive coping devices....destruction for the masses...am i a hipocrit... or is it just human nature? whatever... random thoughts. so i know it is a bit late but i have to say that in reference to the mixes of lust and love... (not recalling actual titles here and now) .... anything by nick cave works for me. Yeah Lis, i totally understand what you meant when you spoke of "those songs that have nothing to do with sex, but they just make you like...ugh!" that is nick cave. for me anyhow. as for sonic youth's "purr" i dunno... "things that make ya go hmmm" i had a pleasant day. i don't say this often, but it is true on this occassion. and it was such fabulous weather ended off in the night with showers of rain to sooth my insanities. Lisa has been bugging me to post, so here it is... nothing spectacular... just my thoughts.i communicate best through my writing and artwork. i am certain plenty of people can relate. but i seem to feel after a while that i am just odd... and the world will hate me if i keep opening my mouth..... i make no sense to anyone. or so it seems ... well there is more to come in the later hours ... waiting for a pretty lil' thing to come tapping at my window pane.... jeia~* i like pickles ...mmm... always that last thought _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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