August 2005 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: "eighteen months of hard labour seem... fair enough"
by David Giordanella 19 Aug '05

19 Aug '05

oh dear, thank-you for having removed me from the nursery, i was indeed much too big to stay with the kiddies lol! even though the subject has been approached 127 times (at least?) & though i'm almost two years late, i eventually came to discover the "fans only" dvd & i found it exhiliratingly funny, especially the group's now-legendary appearance at the "do jo" show on Brazilian telly... -Mr Soares: "Hello Blue Eyes...which instrument do you play?" -Mick: "i play the trumpet..." -Mr Soares:" i'm not talking to YOU, i'm not calling men Blue Eyes..." 'twas Sarah whom he was asking the question- this broadcast originally must have caused laughing riots all around Brazil, any Brazilian B&S admirers to confirm my wondering? take care all- au revoir- David, de Paris +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Oh Lord, Anthony
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.nhs.uk 19 Aug '05

19 Aug '05

Eeet For'y Eeeet, am. Stuart and Chris are talking about football in the living room. Stuart "I still cannae believe Celtic got knocked oot of the Champions League qualifiers!" Chris "Och aye, Gordon Strachen is a dobber! Ruining my dear Celtic y'knoo" Stuart "Yeah, from the dizzy heights to winning the SPL to losing to some team from Bratislava!" Chris "aye, to a team called 'Artmedia' as well, bunch of fucking design students or something" Stuart "aye! I think I studied that at Stow.. They were good at putting out vinyls for us but those pansies can't play football fer shite!" Chris "haha, but I heard they just made a record signing!" Stuart "haha, good one!" Chris "huh?" Stuart "nice pun" Chris "what pun?" Stuart "och never mind. Speaking of pansies, I bet Stevie is probably gay! I never hear him talk about football or anything" Chris "haw! Ye think he fancies you?" Stuart "och I dinnae wanna think about that man!" Chris "Well who do you fancy?" Stuart "Och I like that Isobel lass, if Peacock can pull Sarah I think I might stand a chance" Chris "..." Meanwhile in the kitchen, Belfast Bob is cleaning the bin as Peacock Johnson walked in Bob "Standing in the kitchen cleaning the bin" Bob "Singing to myself The State I am in" Bob "It's pretty good exercise I'm getting thin" Bob "my long hair will be on fire if it's dipped in paraffin" Peacock "Oi what's this shite you're rhyming? It's fucking crap" Bob "Peacock Johnson dissin my rhyme" Bob "I'd talk back but I just don't have the time" Peacock "Och shut da fuck up! I'm off for a poo, if I hear your terrible rapping and it disrupts my flow I'm gonna throw poo water over everyone" ------- Eleven fiftee eeet, am. Isobel has just finished applying her make-up in the bedroom and is now talking to Richard. Isobel "check out my fairy wings, they're fake and costed me £5!" Richard "oooh they're so twee! and stick out so much when when you're lying down" Isobel "hehe aye, wanna have a feel?" *Isobel exposes her fairy wings Richard "Ooooh they feel good" Isobel "they make me look pretty by design" Richard "cor yeah they are nice honey" ------- One twanty sax, pm. Mick and Stevie were at the pool table. Stevie "Stuart I can get on with reasonably well" Mick "I like him more now, but I still think he's behaved very badly. You can't get more than five or eight bars out of him, if you know what I mean." Mick "That Isobel is a very strange girl" Stevie "I get on with her quite well as well, actually" *Mick takes a shot and missed Stevie "There was this one time I was playing pool with some sound engineer, and during this one break I didn't have a shot on at all, so I kept telling him I was going to make this plant. He kept saying I wouldn't get it in" Mick "right aye?" Stevie "and so I went to take the shot, and it didn't go in at all" Mick "oh yeah?" Stevie "..." Mick "...?" *Stevie takes a shot Dum dumdum dum dum dumdumdum dum dumdumdum dumdumdum dum dumdumdum. ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Posting is the new lurking
by The Cat's Pajamas 19 Aug '05

19 Aug '05

Hi all, Well, if Stacey is going to post, I may as well. I still owe her an email to explain myself for not calling her back when she was in Chicago last to visit, and should probably write that one first, but that would require actual thought, whereas this email can be rifled off without any effort on the part of my brain cells. In my defense, it was super bowl weekend, and I had a party planned, but that's still no excuse for being rude. The goldenrods around chicago are starting to bloom, which means that summer is ending and soon I'll be able to huddle in front of my computer in a sweater with plenty of time to write and tell stories and recount the days as they slide by. I woke up late this morning and drove to work cursing my bad luck and horrible discipline and listened to selected cuts of IYFS. It made the drive almost bearable, but didn't do anything to make me go to bed earlier so that a similar situation could be avoided tomorrow. So I think the subject line really says everything that needed to be said here tonight. No more lurking about thinking the longer you're silent, the cooler you are. We need posts, arguments, threads, senseless poems, weekly haikus, witty puns in subject lines, and the usual idiocy, depravity, lewdness, creativity, and all around brilliance that made this list worth reading in the first place. So here's my meager contribution. And if the rest of you don't write, I just might post again tomorrow. Then who will be sorry? Eh? Who indeed! Jason _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today - it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a wee fed-up with the nursery...
by David Giordanella 17 Aug '05

17 Aug '05

dear sinister & sinisterines, why have i been kept three whole plain half-exciting years in your nursery, i thought i would only have to remain there for a few months, blimey!!! let me express meself... all answers to davey from paris... +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: too wrapped up in dreams.. wake up!
by stacey dahling 17 Aug '05

17 Aug '05

wow. could it be? half-way through the month, and not a single post? no mention of <a href="http://www.justamodernrockstory.com/">this</a>? what has become of our beloved sinister? y'all awake? or just too busy sunning yourselves/riding bikes/having picnics? hmmmm.... -s _________________________________________________________________ Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! Download today it's FREE! http://messenger.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200471ave/direct/01/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm up!!!
by Javi Sorribes 17 Aug '05

17 Aug '05

Yeah, I guess you're right... I knew it was going to be difficult after the London bombs, and I guess it still is, but anyway... Summer's just ok around here in Spain. Well, it is for me, I mean nothing really bad happened, but since I started studying for my Sept exams the 15th July... didn't have much time for anything... So I just hope any of you Sinners can tell me of your summer adventures and loves so I can live my life through yours!! Please do!! -- ---------------------------------- Javi Sorribes javiersorribes(a)gmail.com PS: And tell me about the book!! Is it worth it?? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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