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Sinister: grrrr....savage!
by blink＠inexpress.net 23 Feb '98

23 Feb '98

hello? natch,the day i can actually go on the computer no one is around! I just had to act like i was possessed you know? I am in little brother HELL!First I almost threw him out the truck window,and nothing works..so you have to be imaginative to freak em out...*sigh* I have to do an 'euphenism project' but I dinnae want to... my poor kitten,Sausage...he came back from the vet,and you know what...they could not accept he was called 'sausage' so they wrote him down as 'sauvage' 'sauvage' isn't that kind of like 'stallion'? i suppose i will call him bjorn sauvage now... that lil sugar plum tag wrote: >> I just saw a Canadian film called 'Twilight of the Ice Nymphs',but sadly it wasn't about Genevieve i never heard of the movie,but you know,i have a small connection with this title..well with the 'ice' anyways..see...I do strange little things to people when they sleep and my one friend,to be a little joke i would put ice cubes down his clothes and then he'd wake up still half-asleep and i would dance around him and go 'ice cube fairies crunch crunch crunch' (serious!) then when he would wake up i would pretend i knew nothing about it and reassure him it was a dream. I think i had something half-important to write but i can't remember. oh,you guys are playing mind games aren't you? some of the mails just come out like OGJHEGIA#)*&%NMLGH#(&%&#)(*#!GGNG*37375 that. list crushes! hee hee i'd never say.... so i suppose i should go back to little thoughts of welsh hills ... rydw i'n offi cute record store boy Nos da, kiss Genevieve The Dandys are lovely. 'but you and me should make the most of being free,it's nothing wrong,it's nothing obscene it's just a dirty weekend in a dirty little town and all the dirty people don't know there's nothing going down..' soon....yes soon....;) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: i will build him a cardboard home
by blink＠inexpress.net 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

>- ---------- Forwarded message ---------- >From: Stuart David > >Hi Paul > >Here is the gig details. The Glasgow School of Art, in the Vic Bar. 2 >pounds, (1.50 for glasgow school of art students) > >Starts at 7.30pm ends at 12pm. There will be bingo, two spoken word guys, one >DJ, one ambient music guy, and then me around 10.30 or 11pm- with my full >multimedia experience. AND my box. well,i don't know about you,but i'm excited. I wish I could go to this..you know,i used to build little cardboard box homes for my cat,i could do the same for Stuart David and he could live there with me and i would cook for him and everything. I don't understand the above,what is his BOX? and what is his 'full mutimedia experience' hmmmmmm...Stuart David and his box....mmmmmm If you were going to ask the Dandy Warhols questions,what would you ask them?? meow, Genevieve ;) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: we'll have a dirty weekend...
by blink＠inexpress.net 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

Hello dear people! my goodness all the things you talk about.... First off....a twix is a BAR!! I don't like those anyways,why have biscuit or bar when you can have those lovely peanut m&m's! Although some of the best cookies are from Subway. Olympics: My mother is mad cause I told her the Czechs would win the gold and not the Canadians..(big big upset!)I am so proud,the Czech in me! Except..I fear I will get attacked by a whole bunch of canadian-gold-men hockey worshipper people now. Bjorn Daehlie is magnificent. and Hands-Petter Buraas has the most beautiful red hair. I want to go to Norway. Gym stories: I love gym actually...it keeps my whole average up.We have showers but nobody ever use them hardly...my teacher is alright..but she's kind of scary..sometimes you just fall or hurt yourself you know? So anyways,I was really sore one day and I couldn't do gym so she asked me and I'm like "well,i'm a bit bruised you know?" Then she asked me if my boyfriend beat me,I tell her no,she thinks I'm lying and then she started hugging me and getting all emotional and I couldn't run away...now she does this all the time,I have the flu,I must be beaten...almost as bad as the ancient nurse.. "I have a headache" "Are you pregnant?" "I twisted my ankle" "Is it possible you have an std?" "I took an aspirin" "SO you do drugs all the time then?" Then she'll poke you. one of the most orginial lines i've heard for getting out was "i've got diabetes" "but you can still do gym" "i've got siberean diabetes" teacher was not amused....my upset with gym is in the weight room.. i thought i had triumphed by leg pressing 220 pounds untill this scrwany boy who i can beat up can press 400 pounds. Oh! I met two male strippers last night,it was kinda of odd,they just introduced themselves...they told kinda strange stories..and another thing,when I got to place I wasn't there for one minute and I supposed I glanced too long at some girl cause she goes running by me and as she goes running by me she's like 'WANNA FIGHT!' in this squeaky voice.I laughed,I wanted her to come back.See..no one ever takes me as something you would call threatning so that was something!An invitation for a fight! I usally always get grannies sitting with me on the bus.... So anyways...i was in this suffocating crowd for this outdorr dance thingy and grrrrr! The tv people really get to me! WHen the cameras are on the hosts keep saying how much they love you,but as soon as commercial..they yell and tell you to back up,so anyways I couldn't move,I was squished and they kept telling you to dance and wave your hands,dance! I couldn't even get my hand up!..somehow made it in the front and i was getting real sick of it so i went over to jump railing and when I stood up on it..it was freaky t o see all the people!That two-faced host was smiling at all the people but i didn't blow her kisses,i gave her the v-sign and did a weird little butt dance at them till the security guards chase me away. The dancers up on stage are pretty stupid too...there was this one guy,andrew or soemthign and all the girls were screamign for him and I'm like 'who's andrew?' they look at me exsaperately and are like 'ONLY the best electric circus dancer EVER!' 'but why do you like him?' 'he's sexual!' NO HE ISN'T. Now comes the GOOD bit!I went to the record store and my beautiful record store boy was there and I wasn't in there for 1 minute when the crap they were playing stopped and on came..... Dog On Wheels (oh and i thought about the Sinister maling list when I heard the opening notes,and I jsut wished some of you could've been there to sing along with me!)!!!my goodness,I tell you all...he's so lovely lovely...too much in fact,what would he want me for!Definitley the sugar-plum moment for that weekend... Anyways.....are there actually B&S singles? I thought I heard somebody talk about Century Of Fakers single..what are the b-sides? And ok..more questions.You are a lovely boy working in a lovely record store and you listen to lvoely Belle And Sebastian,what else do you listen to? I sadly cannot go to the band internet chat.It just won't work for me,but i get to go to a Portishead concert that day. Someone must constantly remind Stuart David he is a smoochable cutie. *whoops there goes the strength of two knees!* I love you all! xoxo Genevieve ;) ...some people are just made to kiss out in pouring rain on the city streets in the evening.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Bad Vibes
by Edd 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

Just reading the last digest or so and there seemed to be toooo much anger about someone who hates B & S - so what?, just ignore them, don't waste time & effort e-mailing them! An idea that just came up though..... "10 reasons to hate Elton John..." ...discuss.... Kinda just cancels out my first comment though! Oh well...rock'n'roll......

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Re: Sinister: Fox in the School?/We Rule the Snow?
by Jeni421＠aol.com 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

In a message dated 98-02-22 11:43:59 EST, you write: << I'm quite new to the list, so tell me if this has already been mentioned or not, but listen to the begining of Fox in the Snow straight after We Rule the School and you will hear that they are actually quite similar, in fact maybe even too similar... >> No wonder I love them both so much!!! And the lovely happy sounds of "Your Just A Baby"! But, honestly, I don't see the similarity as being that strong...just that they are both brilliant songs. And I am definately a happy bunny now! If anyone preferably in the US due to postage needs a copy of Tigermilk, I'm your girl. Jeni ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Fox in the School?/We Rule the Snow?
by Robert Hardy 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

I'm quite new to the list, so tell me if this has already been mentioned or not, but listen to the begining of Fox in the Snow straight after We Rule the School and you will hear that they are actually quite similar, in fact maybe even too similar...

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Sinister: my crap penmanship
by baggy trousers 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

hehe! i got a phone call from my mum who is in scotland yesterday and she was telling me that she managed to get me all of the cds on my wish list...she said that my da went into 'missing' to look for one of the things on my list...i wrote 'any belle & sebastian on vinyl' and he went in asking for 'amy belle or sebastian' or something to that effect..he was told that they had never heard of amy belle...mum ended up finding one thing on vinyl for me but she didnt remember what it was..at least i know its most definately not tigermilk..mum loves me, but not that much. roberta **oh you look so tired mouth slack and wide ill-housed and ill-advised your face is as mean as your life has been crash into my arms i want you****** ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Horriffic and terrible things at Warwick University
by jon g. 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

By the way, I was only joking about killing this bloke, so don't do it kids! -----Original Message----- From: jon g. <jon.g(a)BTInternet.com> To: Belle & Sebastian List <sinister(a)majordomo.net> Date: 21 February 1998 17:39 Subject: Sinister: Horriffic and terrible things at Warwick University >I was just reading the uk.music.alternative newsgroup this afternoon, when I >got a message telling me to go to >http://www.angelfire.com/sd/TechnoWonderland/Rant.html >I went because Belle & Sebastian were in the header. > >When I got there, I was outraged. To save you all having to go there >yourselves, here is what this person said: > >>CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH THE VERBAL BLENDER ARE... >> >>BELLE AND SEBASTIAN >>Ooooohhhh, they're so nice aren't they? I mean, you sit down in a comfy >armchair next to the hi-fi, wearing >your cosy pink slippers, drinking some >of that lovely tea that Auntie gave you for Christmas, and after a >while >you just can't help but be envelopped in their fluffy bunny-wunny harmonies >and cutesy pop >sensabilites. Right? >>WRONG! >> >>Belle and Sebastian are turgid pop execrement accidentally diverted from >the planet Crap, sent down to >Earth when their sewage system went wrong and >the engineers couldn't be called out 'cos they were >spending the evening >watching 'The Fast Show' (3rd series). This is music for people who are >turned by >the sight of paint drying, people who wet their pants at the >promising thought of seeing Derek Jarman's >"Blue" on TV for the 17th time >(this time, though, they're going to remember to tape it so they can watch >it >whenever they want to). >> >>God knows how or why they have attained a position, at least in Britain, of >being a band on the pinnacle of >great success. Radio 1's Evening Session >has of course got something and everything to do with it, a >show which >quite unashamedly denies the chance for decent music like Puressence and >Dweeb to be >played whilst promoting unmittigated bollocks like >>Ocean Colour Scene. >> >>But the rise of B&S to prominence goes way beyond this. This 'outfit' is >one of the forefathers of the >NWOLMIC ('New Wave of Look at Me; I'm Cool') >movement, a harkback to the heady daze of the early >nineties when you liked >'indie' bands cos you were 'trendy'. Spiritualised, My Bloody Valentine, >Indie >Shmindie Pap Krap - you liked these cos no-one else did. Didn't >matter, of course, that the reason no-one >else bought the records was cos >they were the sort of bland, anaemic tosh that a sloth could make on one >of >his days off. >>These days it's the same; we've recently had the inexplicable rise of >Embrace to power - a group so >backward you'd think they had based their >whole existence on Kriss Kross - and the rebirth of Radiohead, >perfect >perveyors of the funereal dirge. Both of these encapsulate the late-nineties >ethos of 'NWOLMIC'. >Iffy songs? Boring live? Who cares? They're 'cool', so >I'm going to buy all their records and parade round >like a total gimp until >either a) I connect spiritually with loads of other 'cool' people who 'like' >the same stuff >as me and we live forever and ever in total musical harmony >(Amen), or b) I get twatted by a stranger for >being a dull-witted, >non-thinking tosser. >> >>Ultimately, though, I feel sorry for B&S, 'cos I'm sure they never wanted >this sort of adulation. I mean, if >you actually went into a recording >studio and laid down the kind of colourless aural wallpaper that they did, >>you wouldn't want others to hear it for fear of being laughed at. Obviously >some studio technician stole the >master tapes and went round to Melody >Maker for a joke, saying they were the 'Next Big Thing', and >events sort of >spiralled out of control. >> >>Still, I'm sure with your excellent musical taste you haven't bought >anything by them, anyway. >>**17th January 1998** >> >> >>If you believe the above to be TOTAL BOLLOCKS or alternatively GODLIKE >GENIUS, >>then e-mail me with a well-considered response. >>Thanks to the CB Boy (Warwick), Tom (Nottingham) and Graham (Glasgow), but >here's the best one so >far. >>Keep 'em coming... >>"'Sans' a whisper of a lie, I have never wet my pants at seeing 'Blue' on >TV, but as an indominatible Belle & >Sebastian fan, the opening bars of >'Blue' from 'A Storm In Heaven' have been known to strangle my >presence and >cause all sorts of mass hysteria including ejaculation. Just thought I'd set >the record straight. >PS Is indominatible a word?" >>Benita (Warwick) >> >> >>RE-ENTER THE SCENE >> >>Email: frujx(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk > >Response? I say the whole list should email him back to tell him that we >believe the above to be total bollocks, but that's just my opinion. Maybe >we should get his address and then wait outside the butchers for him with a >knife and a bike chain. If I kill him now, who's going to miss him? > >I notice from the sinister site that mauab(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk - >eculb(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk -mavgc(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk and pyuja(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk >are on the list with csv.warwick.ac.uk email addresses. Do you know this >bloke frujx(a)csv.warwick.ac.uk ?(A long shot - to know someone in a huge >institution by their email address, but you might do(!)). Ahhh - looking at >the newsgroup posting, his name is Rob Learner. This is getting pretty >dangerous for rob now - we know his name and where he lives!!!! > >jon g. >jon.g(a)btinternet.com - http://www.btinternet.com/~jon.g/ > >ps - belle & sebastian won both the album of 1997 and the single of 1997 on >my website voting thingy, so they should be receiving a polystyrene award >statue thingy in about two months time.... > > >----------------------------------------------------------------------- >. This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. >. To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". >. For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see >. http://www.majordomo.net/sinister >. For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net >. We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: B&S related gig and The Box (fwd)
by Honey 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

Keith was right. He often is. H xxxx ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sat, 21 Feb 98 12:15:30 GMT From: Stuart David To: Honey <honey(a)Majordomo.net> Subject: Re: Sinister: B&S related gig and The Box (fwd) Wooops, Yes the date is this tuesday, Paul. The 24th Stuart ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Belle and Sebastian roast in Puerto
by Yummycats＠aol.com 22 Feb '98

22 Feb '98

I have about 10 copies of the Belle and Sebastian roast in Puerto left to give away to whoever wants them. You can get a little peek at what's in it by going to http://members.aol.com/fakeperson/index.html and clicking on "Puerto" (As I previously posted, it's only about 8 pages, being a supplement.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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