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Sinister: TBS... again
by Nick Morton 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

Sorry to bore you all to death regards TBS yet again.... but to Andrew Dean: no, the release date cannot be March 2, primarily cos I bought it three weeks ago. I dunno, maybe Birmingham was the only place in the universe it was available, because no-one was more surprised than me to find it so early, but there we go... Shock! NME gets something right!! 8/10, hmmm.. Nick~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And the sad part is..... You do my world the world of good e-mail: ggy3swm4(a)novell2.bham.ac.uk ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Compact Disco Inferno
by agnes.bonnet＠labels.virginmusic.com 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

"lazy, soft and slow" will be released on monday 23. Just a few more days to wait then.... That's a real good solo album and it has already a good press here in france where he also played a very good black session on France Inter (the french equivalent of the peel session except for the fact that there's an audience) if you wish to have more information about Guy and The House of love you can browse through http:\\www.setantarecords.com/index1.html http:\\website.lineone.net/~shineon.productions/ agnès ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: Sinister: Compact Disco Inferno Author: Keith Watson <keith(a)qss.co.uk> at X-MAIL Date: 19/02/1998 11:48 >> Oh well, I'm off down the town to get a hold of Guy Chadwick's latest >> offering - wish me luck, I hope it's as not as shite as the last House of >> Love record. >> >and so the house of love seam reappears.... > >i haven't managed to persuade myself to buy it, much as i'd like to, on >the grounds that bands / individuals rarely if ever recover from releasing >crap albums, even if they'd been superb before (thus new adventures in >hi-fi being ok, but nowhere near up to previous standard, after the >monstrosity that was monster). Well, I never managed to get it anyway, cause it doesn't appear to be out yet, or perhaps Virgin just don't have it, having said that, an American on the list mailed me this morning to say it was really good and he'd got it, perhaps released earlier there. I will still buy it, but for the moment I think I'll get a hold of "The best Disco album in the world ever" which looks great, on the telly. Cheers, Keith. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Re: B+S activities?
by Lefoxaroo＠aol.com 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

Well I think this is their daily schedule: 10.30- Woken up by the Butler who rings a solid gold bell embossed in diamonds. 11.00- Have caviar spooned into their mouths with platinum spoons covered in rubies by topless nymphs. 12.00- Check their stocks on the FT. 13.00- Invite the poor and needy into a big courtyard and pelt jewels at them with catapults. 14.00- Fob the Queen off when she asks to borrow some money. 15.00- Finance an expedition to the moon, with the task of engraving their images on to it so as they are visable from Earth. A bit like Mt. Rushmore, but on a grander scale. 16.00- Settle the national debt, of EVERY country in the world. 17.00- Attempt a successful take over of ICI. 18.00 to 23.00- Count their mountains of money. 0.00- Retire to their silk sheets. David and Robert ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Matador signing ... FINALLY!
by Jeepster Recordings Ltd 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

Hello all, Just to tell you all the good news that Belle and Sebastian have today signed the contracts for the Matador licensing deal. I know that you will all probably think that this is old news, but I did promise to tell you when it was finalised and, thankfully now it has been. That's all for now ... Cheers, Katrina & the Jeepster posse. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: SPAWNY GIT! SPAWNY FRICKIN" GIT!
by Andrewnic＠aol.com 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

In a message dated 18/02/1998 21:01:07 GMT, you write: << For the love of God, will someone please tell us what a spawny git is??? Is it a food? A comic book character? A carefully disguised obscenity? A secret formula for blowing up stuff? A rare and unreleased B&S track?? Please respond quickly before this message self-destructs. >> spawny = lucky git = annoying bloke/blokess use when your friend gets more brown sauce on his/her chippy than you do. andrew (saying hi to captain keith monkey and the qss collective, or some such arse) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: The best web-site in the world ever... EVER!
by Bum-faced Vibrating Goat 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

The best web-site I've seen in ages... The Beautiful South Song Maker. Fill in the blanks, and get a song written just for you... http://www.beautiful-south.co.uk/funstuff/songmake/ An example of the childish and immature output you can create: Fuck me sideways You said, That farting in your nasal cavity was alright. You said, Shoving codpieces in your private parts, would cause a fight Well baby, don't be so fearful, let's make love tonight. 'Cause I'll rub your nasal cavity, till it's red hot with delight. These things I just wanna do. All night baby. Singing, Fuck me sideways, Fuck me sideways I just want to fondle with your nasal cavity. Ohhhh baby, all day, all night. We were farting like Phillipa Forrester in dazzling Cowdenbeath. We stopped at some cheap hotel. you let me ram codpieces into your nasal cavity. I rammed, and I rammed until you screamed out loud. Ohhh baby! you make me so smelly. Maybe you're not my personal Phillipa Forrester. But your the best I could find. Your just so fearful, that's all that matters to me. It doesn't amount to much. In this smelly cruel world. But lets live for today. These things I just wanna do. All night baby. Singing, Fuck me sideways, Fuck me sideways I just want to fondle with your nasal cavity. Ohhhh baby, all day, all night. (Created by Rod) Rod. Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Acomomammadation: n. The inconspicuous manner in which a woman | adjusts a fallen bra strap ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Big Jessie
by Keith Watson 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

>Old Bands: have Jesse Garon and the Desperados been mentioned yet? For >about six months in the mid-eighties they were the loveliest thing on the >planet. Haha, funny, you want to get in touch with Pam Berry from Washington, she loves them! Cheers, Keith. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: l'education physique
by Cairns 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

Ahhh, you're probably all bored of these by now, but... All you American types can quit moaning about PE teachers with handlebar moustaches and mullets. You suffered nothing. For nigh on the whole of my time at high school, the (girls') Games teacher was MY MUM!!! And while she had neither a moustache nor a mullet, and nor did her "nutsack" keep falling out, it was bloody annoying having your every fourteen year-old move relayed directly to your parents. The conversation over tea would read: "So, Joseph, I hear you and Michelle Iball have been sitting at the back together in Art again..." "These peas are nice." That said, the amount of time I actually spent on that freezing all-weather pitch paled in comparison to the hours spent "re-arranging" the stock cupboard, having feigned some injury/infection/hormonal disorder. La la la, Joseph ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Biscuits etc.
by john wigham 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

How do you account for jaffa cakes? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Murdochs Bored.
by agnes.bonnet＠labels.virginmusic.com 19 Feb '98

19 Feb '98

thanks folks! I now can improve my english vocabulary and know every subtilities between biscuit/bar and kiosk/cubicle/booth. i personnaly think the difference biscuit/bar lies in the fact that: a biscuit has a rond form and a bar a long one. Hope it will help Agnès ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: Sinister: Murdochs Bored. Author: Adrian Evans <aevans(a)env-dept.devon-cc.gov.uk> at X-MAIL Date: 19/02/1998 10:59 >He wrote : >*What makes a biscuit a biscuit and a bar a bar? For example, Twix, biscuit >or bar? 5,4,3,2,1 bar or biscuit? Which treat surfs the elusive dividing line the >best? I don't think anyone can better Windy Miller - United Bisuits man, so I'm not going to try. >and also >*Who is the most famous living person? Obviously this is Fred Dibner. That bloke who used to blow up knob-like structures. As for the Kiosk / Booth / Cubicle debate. I consider a Kiosk to be a retailing outlet, usually situated in the middle of a pavement in a narrow busy street. They usually trade in cigarettes, but some of the more reputable kiosks have been known to trade in bisuits and choc bars. A cubicle is definitely a compartment with three walls a door and a bench more commonly found in public bathing facilities. You will often find coat-hooks in cubicles in some of the more well-off parts of England like Bognor Regis. In the liberal ninetees, many working-class baths have employed changing-room attendants. These are primarily ex-cons who wear seventies-style red tracksuits and stride up and down in a disturbed manner looking at young boys and thinking..."mmmmmmmmmmmm" and licking their lips. A booth is a bit more non-descript and could be applied to either of the above. The more common application of this word though is either : a) The small box like structures found on train-station platforms used for obtaining passport style photographs. These "photo-booths" generally have seventies style orange curtains, and can only be used by people under six feet tall. They are widely known for their ability to make even the best looking of people appear to have been on class A drugs for 15 years, and often result in customs officials giving you "dodgy" looks when presenting your passport for access to places like Columbia or Amsterdam. b) The Balsa-wood structures found in primary school halls on polling day used to cast ones vote in secrecy. These "voting-booths" generally have a single shelf, and often have ancient etchings on them which give a popular insight into political history, for instance, "John Major...kiss my bottom" or "For a good time call.." etc etc. There. Can I slag off Chelsea now Paul ? Adrian. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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