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Sinister: pants: oh dear
by elise j. spry 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

Hello again, As Ken Chu so kindly reminded me. When I said "pants", all you lovely UK dwelling people should substitute "trousers". I wouldn't want the lot of you thinking Elise J Spry walks around the town sporting misshapen granny panties. Yuck, what an awful picture, that must have been. Droopy drawers indeed! Sean can attest the the fitness of my pants. Panties. Thanks for understanding, and Ken, thanks for writing back so quickly! You rawk, man. I love you all, -elise __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Where art defines our lives?
by Apps Ben (Mr B) 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

Good day friends, I am very happy to say that my world is becoming sinisterer(?) daily! A year or so ago B&S, their songs and the world therein was confined to the space between my ears and my stereo. Now it's tangible, and I've met real people who feel the same about them, it's more than just grate, it's bloody brilliant!! And now I'm jetting off to L.A. to visit the fantastical Rachel Fruitloop for New Year and feel like "the luckiest guy in the world (tm)" I just wanted to tell everyone and thank you all, right enough of the gushy stuff. So I have been lucky enough to listen to all the new songs on the forthcoming EP, and here are the results of the Appsian judges: I'm Waking Up to Us I really approve of Struan's affected tone here. Sounds like there's a lump in his throat and he's gonna cry at any moment. Can anyone else hear a bit of one of the songs from 'war of the worlds' in it? Also give it a week or so and you too will be walking down the street singing "chapter is, chapter is, chapter is clo-osed" in ever higher pitches. 9/10 A real heartwrenching classic I love my Car Please don't stone me, but this is probably one of my least favourite B&S songs to date. I didn't like it live and I did'ne like it now. Maybe I'm just a miserable sod and can't appreciate anything remotely jolly. Retrieves some integrity with the line "the day will come soon when I look in your eyes, but I won't see you" 6/10 Better than 'Beyond the Sunrise' Marx and Engels Immediately appeals to the socialist in me, even before I've heard it. Starts with the word "misery", this is more like it! Scousers, Launderettes, magic! 8 and 3 quarters/10 t'ra then and enjoy your weekends Ben xxx P.S. Kelly - how d'you get on with that interveiw? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: It's your own fault...
by breams plural 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

I've just moved into a new flat. Actually the flat is old, but I'm new to it. Once the flat and I had been introduced and I had been invited in, I started started to wonder about the nature of relationships with flats. When one is in a relationship with a person (preferably human), I'm sure there are some rules written somewhere (these may be the infamous "unwritten rules" from which many quotes are taken but proof never found of their validity...yes Helen...that means you) telling of minimum times of singledomb between stints and when in a relationship to discuss with your opposite number the concept of love. If only boys would stop and ask for directions, then perhaps these rules might just be uncovered someday. As for flats, I feel that similar rules apply. surely there must be some sort of bond formed between a person and the dwellings that support them in times of need (or sleep, whichever comes first). For instance, is it possible to have a one night stand with a flat? Would that infact be a one week stand? What if "things just aren't working out between us"? Is there a minimum time that one should wait before shacking up with another abode? I see a niche market for real estate therapists. Helping people overcome difficulties they have in their relationship with their abode. Thankfully though, places of residence rarely stoop to the same lows that are often reached by others. For example, when was the last time you were chatted up by a drunken, sleazy flat? And how many times have you heard the sweet sounds of break-up lines such as "It's not you, it's me..."? Oh well, maybe I should find myself a nice single bedsit, then get married and settle down with a family home. I suppose I could now discuss the links between renting out your house to pimping out your daughter (not that I have experience in either), but that's another story for another day. Jeremy ps. for those of you that replied to my last feeble post with encouragement...it's your own fault. pps. for those that wish they hadn't replied to my last feeble post with encouragement...it's not my fault. ppps. I read The Basic Eight this week and it made me want to die. But I did like it lots too. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the turkey and pants report
by elise j. spry 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

Hello fellow thanks-givers, Turkey, such a delicious bird. I has a piece of one yesterday, which was quite possibly the best turkey I'd ever eaten. Usually my mom (who's otherwise a very good cook) makes the holiday bird, and she cooks the bejabbers out of it. It turns out tasty, but dr-r-r-y. This time, someone else cooked the bird, and wow. Wowie wow wow, was this turkey moist. Tender and juicy. I wish it was ours so we could revel in the moist leftovers, but our friends got to keep it, as they'd purchased and cooked it. Man. That would've been one hell of a sammich. **Bonus recipie: Best T-G Leftover Sammich Ever** White bread Mayo/Miracle Whip/Butter Turkey Cranberry relish, spread thin on top of mayo Thinkly sliced red onion Dark green lettuce or spinich = one damn good sandwich ******************************** Pants. A lot of us think about how our pants fit around these holiday times of overeating. Maybe some older ones of us have special overeating pants, complete with 52-inch elastic waist, extra buttons, and balloon seat. I have had the opposite problem as of late. All of my pants are mysteriously getting bigger. At first it was subtle, and I thought they'd stretched out between washes, as many pants do. But now it's spread like a benign stretching disease to all my pants, even my formerly too-small ones. Most of them I can slip on and off without un-buttoning or -zipping. On one hand, this is a good thing, cos I assume I'm getting skinnier (which for most girls is *always* a good thing). But now I look like a ragamuffin or a bum in my too-big pants, pulling up as I walk. I suppose I should 1) get a better belt, or 2) shut the hell up and stop bugging you nice people about my pants problems. And I thank you for listening. Or reading, as it were. Much love to Sean, Jimmy, Kirsten K, Rachie Frootloop, Monchichi An, Stine (hope you're doing okay!), and everyone else I neglected. I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just memory-poor. And friend-rich :) Kisses or hugs to all, elise __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: news just in ...
by Katrina House 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

Richard Colburn is to DJ @ SMILE (8th Birthday Party) Saturday 01st Dec 2001 The Star & Garter Fairfield St Piccadilly Manchester 0161 273 6726 10pm - 3am Admission £2 / £3 cheers, katrina. banchory press - management - merchandising po box 25074 glasgow g2 6ld scotland email: shop(a)banchory.net http://www.banchory.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: don't listen to a word I say ... not that you would anyway ... I may seem a little insincere ... but it's all down hill from here
by Richard Gillanders 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

I think it's paraphrased. first: sorry... second: mandee wright: I dislike you intensely. your very presence on this list makes me want to unsubscribe immediately. and resubscribe so I can unsubscribe again. but I still read your subject lines and scan your posts for my name. kidding. the rest of it: I went to see pulp last night. I had fancied it. but it seemed all expensive and stuff. and so I forgot all about it and stuff. so. thanks to SD's friend and SD's friend's friend who decided not to go. and thanks to SD herself. for inviting me. even if I was her second choice. at least. at least I was her second choice. and ian and jo-jo were there. were to be there. I remembered. and we caught them. and stood in a usual area. comforting. there are plenty of unusual areas around those parts. I'm gradually regaining my hearing; it was very loud. hopefully my sight will return too. nah. well. yeah. it sure was loud. so loud, in fact, that I didn't hear ''til the band comes in'. I heard 'tihbizantumtim'. 'the byzantine tim' almost. what? david moore once succinctly described how 'byzantine' worked to a mister shearer and myself. we had an idea. I don't think david moore had any idea. who he was describing to. me. I mean. not the mister shearer. umm. more what? me. under the impression that stevie jackson loves it. now I think he must just really, really like it. through that comparison. yeah. I guess it goes to show. though. that rugby players do like music. a few of us saw 'ghost world' recently. that was really, really okay. I saw the beta band last week for free too. that was good. um. uh-huh. it seems that one of my best qualities is that people think I'm arrogant. or something like that. worse than usual. but. better than unusual. hey. 'til saturday. then. ROCK ON, richard. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: One more wee gig...
by Neil Robertson 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

We've decided to slip an another gig before christmas. It's another cheridee bash (although we don't like to talk about it), and it will be taking place at the Queen Margaret Union on Thursday 20th December. We will be giving all the cash to the Red Cross to help with the Afghan Humanitarian Aid effort. Tickets are £10, and are available NOW from Way Ahead on 0141 339 8383. Tickets will be available from the QM towards the end of next week. Sorry if this is a bit vague, but it's a bit of a rush job. While the Belles will be trying their best to entertain you, it should be noted that it is highly likely the set will consist of a lot of peculiar stuff, covers etc, possibly on a seasonal tip. Who knows? We're also going to try and get some decent DJs in, and have a wee dance afterwards. Just a bit of christmas fun y'know? That's it. Cheers, Neil +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: 'You'll need more than a glass of wine...shes not that kind of girl'
by ROBERT DONLAN 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

Hello, Today in Liverpool the weather is quite nice. Windy. Very Windy. But still nice. Did anyone see that programme the other nite about the history of house music? It was really good. The best bit was when Shaun Ryder turned up to add a few comments. He is so funny. He doesnt even try but he is so funny. He seemed to love the fact people had sex in the corners of the Hacienda. But then he would, wouldnt he. I felt shit this morning i have had a bad few weeks. I put The Boy with the Arab Strap on, sang along and jesus i feel so much better. I dont thing my mood has ever changed so quickly. It was a good thing. Someone mentioned the Magnetic fields, ive been enjoying playing their songs on my guitar a lot. They are all really simple. My favourites at the minute are Nothing Matters When Were Dancing and The Night You Cant Remember. If i was trying to get on Jools Holland, i would say... 'Ive wanted to watch Jools Holland for ages and this week i thought would be a good week to come because that twat Jamiroqui isn't on' It might just work. Laters Simple Troubadour. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: march goodness by the sea /Athenian PiCnIc
by Joan of Dark 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

well well well..... Just WHO else could it be in this cruelly small hour in the morning?? *yaawn* me myself, springing up from my lurkedom to light up the sinister skies like a firework soon to burn out, only to follow up dahling's post, and after taking my turn, announcing the 1st official Sinister PicNic in AtHeNs-GrEeCe in March.... 1)People DO come..... I know this is a reason good enough in itself, but i shall explain in more detail in the lines to follow.... 2)I think the date Stacey chose for is just perfect...the weather starts getting mild here and the whole scenery gets unbearably beautiful, the air so sweet and the sky SO blue... But even if there is any sudden drastic change in the weather forecasts, we can always have the eating and the drinking held indoors, that is... a)either Stacey's appartment (so you get to listen to the bunch of ex-heroin addicts screaming their lungs out every evening howling their names to each other and the moon... Nikos:"EIMAI O NIKOOOOOOS!!!" the rest of the bunch: "KAI O NIKOS EINAI KALAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" translation: I AM NIIIIICK! NICK IS OK AS WEEEEEEL!!!! tempting , doesn't it sound?? ;o) b)or my house -i have my very own floor now in the house- and we can throw empty beer cans and garbage in my hateful neighbours' swimming pool.....hehehe....once i had thought about throwing a bucket of red paint, the kind that is used in cooking, in their pool and watch them next morning when they'd come out in their garden... I haven't carried this out yet but ....with a little help from my friends???...;o) 3)...so if you come here you can do bad bad things with me as well... not with Stacey...she's an angel in this briery patch of land.... 4)here are SO many cool little places we can go to, either for records, coffee, food or dancing,drinking,acting,silly passing out.... As Stacey had once said...there is an uncovered Greek indie scene, another world lurking in the shadows and you'd never believe the kind of people you might see sometimes when you go out in the night... I don't either... If we are lucky enough a concert might occur as well and that is well.....the best thing that could ever happen to us... Last year Teenage Fanclub played here in March...lets see what we get this year... 5)I leave all financial details and logistics(tickets, airports, beer prices etc)to Stacey as numbers is not my strong point and i think I will involve myself mostly in the accomodation/entertainment/mapping sort of thing.... I know some pretty good youth hostels for the ones that'd like to be a bit more independent and i can provide information to anyone who might ask for it , or try and find places for people to stay although i think Stacey's house and mine are enough... I can have one or two girls here at my house (sorry for the sex restriction but i still live with my parents you see and eeehh...you know....sorry) stacey said: >i flew a cheap charter flight to london (air2000..eek!) and it was AWFUL. and I say: people DO avoid this one.... it i smore commonly known among greek students that study in the UK and fly to and fro all the time as "Death (not in Vegas,but)2000" so i suppose this makes things pretty clear... 6)the place we've chosen for is just perfect, really, it is very close to my house, like 2 minutes on foot and its SO quiet and secluded, yet quite easy to reach as there are two nearby bus stops and another 3 in 5 minutes' walking distance....( I'll provide the maps as i said) very green, tall trees, some stray friendly dogs , you know the usual kind of stuff.... grass blades and ladybirds and babybirds and ants in your pants, bugs in your bags...eerrrmm.....ok I'll stop... as well as an abandoned, huuuuge fountain that is usually filled with water... And we'll be spared the trouble of all sorts of wankers lurking around and tourists and silly kids and all the noise and nonsense of other parks..not that there are so many anyway... so ummm......i think that's enough of enticement already really.... I expect REPLIES YOU KNOW!!! otherwise I'll start threatening, bullying and bugging you and I'm quite good at this latter one!! and you get to meet 4 in 1!! No other product can promise you such spectacular results! OnE: Stacey the Dahling one ( may i call you Spacey from SpaCe, the outer, Stacey??) TwO: Joan, always of the Dark ThReE: Dimitra the ZoZ FoUr: Broccoli, the Green that's all from me, i'm out PS: Mr Brier Random, is there any random chance you'd honour us with your presence???? pleeeeeaase? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* keep the love lights glowing - little girl's got the blues ~Sonic Youth-Tunic >From: "stacey dahling" <dahling007(a)hotmail.com> >Reply-To: "stacey dahling" <dahling007(a)hotmail.com> >To: sinister(a)missprint.org >Subject: Sinister: march goodness by the sea under the sweet grecian >sun..for you? >Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 20:08:01 +0000 > >ok folks >call me mad, but i'm going ahead and planning an athenian picnic >a few MONTHS in advance >but i'm doing this so that all you wacky brits can take advantage of some >FAB cheapo airfare while it's till cheapo >and so you can submit your holiday requests and all that fun stuff (aren't >i >sooo practical?) >anyway, the date i have fixed on is: > >SUNDAY, MARCH 24 > >if this is problemmatic for anyone who had planned on coming, let me know >and we'll do something creative maybe. >for everyone else, write it in your calendars >yes! >um and email me if you are even considering coming. > >LOGISTICS (including and followed by ENTICEMENTS): > >easyjet has insanely cheap flights right now. the sooner you book the >better >because the prices increase randomly. >i suggest you make a proper holiday of it and come for a week. i'll be >happy >to put you up or find you cheap accomodations (everything is pretty cheap >here) and will entertain you and show you all the sites. >here's what i found: > >from london luton to athens, tuesday, march 19, 27 quid >from athens to london on monday, march 25 or tuesday, march 26, 22 quid >(both fares at www.easyjet.com) > >flew easyjet back to athens and it was actually quite fab! nice new plane, >lots of room, the stewerdesses were always available but didn't hassle you. >it's a 4-hour flight. >http://www.geocities.com/dahling007 > >ok..as for enticements: >1) huge bottles of beer for 20p! >2) lovely weather and no tourists!! BEAUTIFUL blue skies and all that >postcard-perfect stuff. >3) joanna and i have chosen the perfect spot already: a park near an >abandoned airport with lush green grass that no one else goes to. PLUS it's >by the sea!!! so after we eat and drink to silliness we can walk along the >beach. mmmm. >4) several sinisterenes on week-long holidays means more than one day of >drinking fun. it means endless fun. it means late nights eating cheap yummy >YUMMY food and drinking cheap yummy wine at a rembetika taverna >(traditional >greek jazz); starlight walks among ancient ruins; ISLAND JAUNTS! yes. and >parties at the shack's shag shack itself... in the old brothel district. >awwwwww shit. >5) all this is super cheap.. like, less than 300 quid. probably less than >200 quid. >6) you get to meet MOI (and get guided tours by a real live classicist) and >joanna and dimitra and probably mr. broccoli. > >um... do you really need much enticement to take a grecian holiday??? > >anyway...email me! >lyns, sunny rachel, danny... i know you're interested. anyone else? > >waiting... >~dahling > >ps: i'm setting b&s members invites as we speak..hehehe! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The boy with the Alphabet Soup
by Kenneth P Y Chu 23 Nov '01

23 Nov '01

A rob B and mark C and liz D all posted, what a jubil-E. F-in hell, liz talked about the hackney diamonds, well i got some on monday too. some smart arse thought he was well ghetto and ali-G, and thought it would be a grrreat idea to smash up one of the windows in my car, well let me tell you punk: that idea was so crap that even H from steps would never think of it. grr, it was a bit crap but I wasn't too miffed really it was only a small window, unlike the bottom of J-lo. as kirsten K said, "it wasn't the best but things were looking rather good." or as laura L said, "i love ken very much". wait, she never said that but i just made it up to lead me onto the next letter, in the stylee of emin-M, or maybe N-sync, but definitely not O-town cos that's pish with a capital P. You'd think now I'd have a problem fitting in the letter Q but see how I cunningly avoided the quandary? cunning at d.d.R., cunning at everything as they say, as they say, not hear'say, not S club 7 either. i want a T-shirt that says U.s.a. are V. good on it, then I can send it to george W. bush, who would say "lemme tell ya, agent X, this kenneth p Y is very wise", or would he spell wise with a Z? mental hospitals and red bulls ken p.s.: can't you see i need a holiday? why don't we have thanks giving. we can call it "cheers mate" giving.. wouldn't it be great if people say "cheers mate" in chess rather than checkmate? or daleks, imagine all those little cutie robots go around saying "cheers mate" rather than exterminate. The PRML SCRM album will then have to be called CHRSMT, which can almost spell Christmas. I can't wait til Christmas!!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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