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Sinister: you said you'd always fall for the underdog
by Bdh52983＠cs.com 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

I don't get it sometimes. All I signed up to do was go out and sing a few Christmas carols with a group of people from my school. The best part, or course, was that we got to dress up in Victorian English clothes, which aren't too far off the style I've been trying to cultivate, but for lack of funding. I was even willing to withstand another session of trying on other people's clothes that haven't been washed for ages in order to sing. It really should have been fun. Alas, being teenagers, we had a bit of a misstep. One friend of mine didn't come to rehersals and proceeded to sing the same note the entire evening directly into my left ear. He's a wrestler or I'd have had him right then and there. My mom could've even got it on camera. Also the newest person I've decided I fancy was there and of course as soon as I liked her so did half the rest of the student body. Funny how that works. So it ended up looking not unlike a scene from a Dickens novel, what with the shabbily dressed children running about and singing songs and trying to win each other's affection. Luckily I had my Miles Davis shiny new 'Kind of Blue' cd ready and waiting for me afterwards. A little bit of trumpet is good for the soul I reckon. Hope the new B&S single brings it back a little bit. That's the only bit my mom likes about them. bri +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: things that make you go *swoon*
by juju cat 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

halo sinister. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm autumn.. i came to my day job this morning with it in mind to get work done, since i forgot my c.v. i was going to update it, maybe start looking for another job... but i'm half wishing i could get laid off just to be able to sleep through december. i love the way the water streams down the windows, proving the chill outside, knowing it's toasty cozy inside my cocoon. harrison, my lover cat, snuggles with me. he's the softest thing, and so warm to wake up to. my own little hairy potter. but last night, i discovered he's afraid of the heater. he cried when it came on. he hid under the bed. it was the first time we've had the heater on since last winter. i hope he gets used to it, cos i do adore the warm draft through my lashes as i'm lounging about... and it would break my heart to have a winter with either a sad kitty or a cold wood floor. last night i put all my clothes away. that is quite a task for a clotheshorse. especially with a closet smaller than a refrigerator. i wonder why i can't let go of all those silly band tees? most of them are either faded to the last bit of color any thread could hold, or ten sizes too big. sometimes i give the excuse that someday i could have kids, and they'd the coolest kids on the block wearing my old tees. but mostly i tell myself that i have plans to make a quilt out of all of them. what a patchwork that would be: meat is murder next to republic diagonal from glory box... perhaps i'll give in to the notion soon: if harrison doesn't take to the heater, i'll certainly be in need of another duvet. i'm catching up to us: the past month of sinister mails that i've been too busy to spend much time with... i mussay, there have been some loverly moments. i'm swooning. sinister, i think i'm in love with you. and just as my headphones sang 'friday i'm in love', i read caleb ben's post: "...of course this is all very sudden, i admit, but it's just such a marvelous feeling to revel in, i really think it's going to be THE fashionable thing to do this autumn. you'd be smart to jump on the wagon folks, cause the love train's about to leave the station...." true, that!! i always love caleb's posts cos he has the knack for bring up all things swoonable, and sure this post in particular is from nearly a month ago, but it made me all swirly inside again! and i'm craving that feeling... the one that makes your whole body want to scream out to the world how grate it feels. and i'm on the verge.. one touch from *him* and i'd certainly fall head-over-heels.. but i'm being held back by sense, or reason, or doubt, or.. ?. (his, not mine- if it were up to me, i'd be in love everyday.) we should make lists of swoonables... categorize them like jeopardy. swoonables in rock: $100 bowie's 'heroes' $200 the split-second drum intro to omd's 'if you leave' $300 the psych furs $400 cocteau twins' 'blue bell knoll' $500 barney sumner's 'ow' $1000 stuart's piano posture ok, i can't swoon anymore. it's like sugar overdose. hearts, juju _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Chicago Meet-up this saturday
by JAMES GILMER 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

Just a reminder for all you crazy kids; there's a Sinister meet-up this saturday (December 1st) in Chicago. The plan is to meet at the Art Institute in downtown Chicago at 3pm and we can decide where to go what to do from there. We'll meet up just inside the doors in the lobby and I'll try to be standing right next to or near the entrance to the gift shop. Just look for the short spikey haired fellow with the black rimmed indiekid glasses standing next to the astonishingly charming Miss Elise, that'll be me. Anyone who plans to make it, could you please drop me a line and let me know. Also, if the time or place isn't good let me know and an alternative could be found. For those that already mailed me and said they were going, I send an email out to you lot later confirming things. Hope to see some of you this weekend! Cheers! Jim _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Ahhh!The Glasgow Gig!
by ~ boywiththearabstrap 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

Stevie, I've tried phoning you, but to no avail.I GOT THE TICKETS!!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I have a secret,i intend to keep it that way
by Danny Farrell 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

Hello my lovely wee pies, First: Sorry.... I seen Amelie a week or so ago. It was just lovely. I think it might be my favourite film ever,i'm going to go see it again soon. It had this innocent quality. Well not the film really. Amelie. She was an adorable wee thing. My friend told me though that he took someone and they said it was okay but it should have been dubbed in english. That saddened me,i'm not sure why. It would just take something away i think. Anyway,go and see it. It's fabulous. Someone said that my posts were *very* personal and well i guess they are, they're me in a way in a nice little condensed format. I guess i can't write any other way but well to use something im certain must be a cliche from my heart straight onto the page. I think sometimes it feels like im putting a little part of my soul into the post and sometimes it could be made better but for the most part im loathe to chage it. To tone down the personalness,to change the things i feel in my heart to somehow make them better. I do try and make them understandable of course but if i look at a paragraph and go oh im sure i could make that better or funnier or inspiring i usually don't,it feels as if i'd be destroying something if i did,the part of the post that contains me and not just words. I think i should mention B&S in this one so i will. I'm going to see them,so there! I think seeing B&S at christmas time will be terribly special and lovely and will make christmas extra special. Not just B&S will make it special though,more than that. On that note, im trying to give everyone something that's special,or more importantly special to me for my christmas so im giving away my copy of tigermilk to someone now THAT'S special. I must rush out and buy one straight away. I think Tigermilk is my favourite B&S album. It kind of got me through sixth year where i had to spend an hour and a half each day in the "common room". Which meant i sat for an hour and a half with people that i disliked lots and who probably wanted to eat my liver and hear them talking about trance music and buckfast and snogging wee slappers and fighting too. I could just put my minidisc player on and turn it up so i couldn't hear anyone and then mr murdoch and co. could soothe me for a while at least. School wasn't fun. Anyway yes giving tigermilk away i am and i hope the person see's it as a special gesture. Speaking of specialness: Lindsey Baker. Before. Before she spoke about rumours. I won't quote her. Gossiping is grate fun,it's such a lovely pastime. Just ask the sinister sewing circle. Sitting in their rocking-chairs crocheting bookmarks and going: Oh did you see Isobel's bum last week it must be about <-----------------> this big. Sheesh. hehe But. Rumours. They're different. They can grow and mutate. A snippet here.A snippet there. Put it together and make a story. It looks like it fits so it must. But it doesn't. Add 2 and 2 and make 5. People get hurt. I've been there,everyone has im sure. Rumours banded about on buses between silly wee girls about me and friend-girls. Traded for a rumour about an illicit affair i'm sure. Rumours about best friends and girlfriends. More recently. Too. People i hold dear to me have been hurt. Maybe more than two. Life's bigger than that. Okay i'm going to leave you in peace now,i feel compelled to write about the stars and i shan't bore you with that. Not yet anyway. Love and hugs and chocolate Danny xxx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: new stuff
by Katrina House 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

hi everyone, just a quick message to let you all know that we have some NEW merchie items now available in our NEW online shop! there is a tea towel - oh yes, you better believe it - and a set of 12 postcards featuring the artwork for all the promo posters from the 12 releases. just mentioning it before you all panic about xmas pressies www.banchoryshop.net ... ... AND the single's out today - just in case you'd forgotten ... ... AND the Glasgow & Belfast gigs are coming up and we've finally managed to get the info re tickets from dublin up at http://www.myspace.co.uk/belleandsebastian/news.html ... ... AND everyone is in London just now to record the "Later... with Jools" program that is being broadcast this Friday night on BBC2 at 11.35 PM (UK Time) ... ... that's it, i'm off! cheers, katrina. banchory press - management - merchandising po box 25074 glasgow g2 6ld scotland email: shop(a)banchory.net http://www.banchory.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i've seen you look like a japanese baby....in an instant i remembered everything.
by caleb ben moore 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

heylo sinister folk.... my friend (and fellowhead b&s fan) nathan lee from elgin IL. just sent me this email, and i found it so bizarre and hilarious that i had to share it with all of you. nathan is an odd person to say the least. enjoy! ---caleb ben aka raw p.s. tomorrow i get "i'm waking up to us"!! (from nathanhead) Dearest Leopoldt, With deepest regretation, i am writing to inform you that we cannot attend your upcoming invitational at the Dairiquee Ballroom. Oh how terribly sorry we are for being advanced absentees, but you see we seem to be having, well a slight excursion into troubleland due to our two pussycats who have gone, how can we say, a little too far into the townsquare of KooKoo land? Yes, Leopoldt, a week yesterday we released the kittys from our humble abode, as usual, for their daytime frolic. Unawares were we when Carmine came tromping home with what seemed to be a moist ring of milk around the chops and whiskers. What seemed to be! Charles drew the hankercheif from his breast pocket to wipe the "milk" away when Carmine fanged him in his jugulus vantiquis! He collapsed into our bed of vibrant (yes, beautiful) roses and recieved an adequate share of prickles from the throny stems which i spent the rest of the evening plucking free with a pair of mangled tweezers. Then he died. Good tweeze is difficult to come by these days my dear Leopoldt, remember that! Carmine told us she had grown weary of our "restrictive" feeding program and decided to fufill her fragile stomach's hunger inquiries by biting people. "I want to bite them!" she screamed. When i quickly objected to her bogagolabee nonsense she scratched my face with the front claws of her front paw, which i had TOLD Charles to have removed, and CHARLES! Charles dead from what seemed to be death, had no retort to my raising of rucous over our newly found rebellious spirit trapped in the brains inside the flesh and bone covered with tortoishell hair for Carmine, our pussycat! I had suspected that Carmine talked, yet never delved into the realm of perhaps/perhaps not. It's astonishing! TALKING PUSSYCATS! how unbennening! Well, Lucius, he is a total different story. Lucius, always favored as the head bow-wow in our abode, trusted and renouned amound his close feline colleagues, appeared to have dissapeared that night. Disappeared Leoplodt! Vanished! After dragging the cold corpse of Charles to our bearclawed bathtub, i drew a warm bath and layed his body in the water, hoping for the slight possibility of revival. Little was i to know that all along i had not been married to the living, breathing man, but a rather unique spongey toy which grew to an extraordinary size and shape! My former Charles forced his head through the bathroom ceiling, attempted to talk to me (he spoke rather unintelligebly, his soft plush lips made a sand paper meshing sound, very pet-peevish, i requested he quickly hush), then merrily boinged away down our quiet little lane. Oh, Leopoldt, this is not the half! Oh, if only time came in bundles. I would act with haste and buy them all from the hand of Father Winnenenne. I must write you in addition later. My hand has grown feeble from formering letters into words and sentences with my ink and feather. Do take care dear Leo. Await anxiously my futher explanation. ===== "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." ~Plato __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: bowlie kids
by Doyle Patrick 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

Hello everyone, I'm in my Psychology class once again, and have decided to write to you my lovely sinister friends. After listening to The Model this morning before school, I picked up on the lyric " the bowlie kids " can anyone explain this term to me? As there is a road beside my houswe called the bowlie, I guess I alwys just assumed that the band were singing about me and my neighbours! Anyway, who;s all going to the gig on the 20th in Glasgow? and more to the point can anyone tell me where the QMU actually is as I have my ticket but don't actually know where the gig is!! I'll look forward to meeting some of you there laters Patrick, the bowlie kid +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: funding for Scottish music; records; B+S gossip; why can't I find a magazine about decent music?
by idleberry 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

Hi you lot, So the gig has gone and sold out. Oh well. I guess I can�t be too bugged out, I have seen them play this year, and that was cool enough. Anyway, for all you, like me, too slow or in many cases, too far away to get to go and see the hallowed B+S play (seriously, I�m thinking about setting up my own CCTV around the various universities of Glasgow, seeing as B+S probably seem to hang around there more than the students.. why do they always play secret gigs there?) I have something else for you. Just for you. Nobody else but you. So all you smug smugs can go away. No peeking. ***Oh, there�s a titbit of B+S gossip rattling through the Corduroy Smoke message board right now. You might already have heard it, but then again, you might not. The link, as always, is littering the bottom of this e mail.*** Recommendation of the week (if you�re not out buying B+S records, that is): James Orr Complex. I picked up this dazzling EP for two quid in Avalanche on Saturday, and can safely recommend it to all of you on the basis that it is fantastic. I bought some other stuff too, but this was a favourite. Saturday, I spent the evening in Glasgow getting drunk with a friend and chatting and listening to music. I stayed over at her house, and met her new gerbil, Laurence, whose a gothic interior designer of a gerbil. And so lovely as well. Not as radical as her previous gerbil, the Che Guvara reincarnation socialist- Zorro. It made me want to get a gerbil myself. We also chatted with her husband yesterday morning about music and things. I don�t know if you know, but this might be of interest for any of you in bands in Scotland needing funding for projects. Check out the Scottish Arts Council site to find out about grants given to musical, artistic and writing areas and all sorts of other things. As far as music is concerned, they seem to be very keen on the idea of supporting contempary musicians. Some of the pieces of interest were these: Music Promotions and Events Funds to assist music festivals and concert promoters working in all styles of music. Priority areas are traditional music and contemporary music. Closing dates: 18 Feb 2002 - latest guidelines and application form will be posted here soon (projects in 2002/2003 Recording Grants for special recording projects (not demos) involving Scottish based artists working in all styles of music. Priority areas are traditional music and contemporary music. Closing dates: 21 Jan 2002 http://www.sac.org.uk There were plenty more options available, but check out the website if this has whetted your appetite. Half the office looks as if it is taking time off this week. Except me. I got my mobile phone bill through, and on top of that, my stereo is being repaired and will take up a chunk of this weeks pay cheque. But this is not a career. I spent a small fortune in Borders yesterday. I gazed across the stationery, and ended up buying a couple of fountain pens to write in my little notebook with. I looked over the magazine racks. Why are there no decent indie music magazine left anymore? Has my taste moved so far underground that the publications can�t find me anymore? Or is it just that the things I�m into doesn�t appeal to them? Viva fanzines, viva! I also bought a big book about music, just to help me get my references right. Of course, I�m sure I could find them on the internet, but this is more handy. Anyway, enough of my ramblings, go on, go out and smile. Love, Idles ===== http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/corduroysmoke and the world did get covered in a thick haze of corduroy smoke. And it felt good. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! GeoCities - quick and easy web site hosting, just $8.95/month. http://geocities.yahoo.com/ps/info1 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: 'omnia mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis'
by Kirsten Kenyon 26 Nov '01

26 Nov '01

i sat on my parents' bed, admiring my new shoes and waiting for the phone to ring. it didn't for awhile. but then it did, and my shoes are blue suede but the boy on the phone looks nothing like elvis. to me. and that's good. i wish i were good at thinking of interesting things to say on the telephone, but i also sometimes wish that i had a pet monkey and a pearl-pink vespa, and that's not going to happen either. my mom kept saying she was going off to bed, but then she'd just turn the page of the newspaper. finally i drove her off by turning on some strange silent film marathon and making it into something quite loud. it is still on right now....it was snow white for awhile. then it was sepia-toned children in a dungeon. with pretty piano music. i came back later to find geisha girls giggling and bearded men strangling a bear. with different music. old people playing drums around a fire. to beethoven's sonate pathétique. and then it was boys working in a garden. a very old woman blowing out the candles on a birthday cake. a man playing a sad song on a fiddle. lumberjacks. bathing beauties. now it's ripples on a pond and a bare-shouldered girl and swaying palm trees and some sassy latin-sounding music with a piano and flute and drums. and there's a volcano. this is just fascinating. really. oooh a monkey! who needs words when you have tambourines and monkeys.... upon my arrival at the diner this evening, i was happy to find some of my very favorite strangers scattered about. one of them is a man with the most fantastic voice i have ever heard. he sounds like barry white after a carton of cigarettes and two minutes spent gargling with whiskey. listening to that man order a hamburger feels almost holy. my other favorites are a young couple who sit and smoke newport 100's and talk about getting married. they've been talking about it for well over a year, and i wish they'd stop talking and just do it already. someone suggested i tell them so. maybe that's just what they need....for a strange girl in a sparkly tam to put down her coffee mug and say "HEY. we're all sick of hearing about this. just get married and be done with it." and then two little light bulbs would appear over their heads and they would run off to las vegas. my brother's friend justin moved to las vegas unable to hold three beers in his stomach. he lived there for awhile. then he moved back. last night he drank a bottle of maker's mark whiskey that must have been sitting around since 1989. i was spilling my drink everywhere and they were talking of molotov cocktails so i went to bed, and they went into the garage for the gasoline and went out whipping the grenades at the high school, and at rocks and goalposts and whatever else they happened upon on their drunken stroll through the neighborhood. i can't think what else to say today. my mom asked me to play some christmas music on the piano. i turned the coventry carol into something positively sinister. love kirsten 'all things are changing, and we are changing with them' Care2 make the world greener! http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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