On Tue, 10 Feb 1998, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz wrote:
On Sat, 7 Feb 1998, LISA BERRY wrote: I remember reading one in the Guardian which was:
`Oh no! Not again.' he thought, opening the dustbin lid and looking out.
It won a competition once, apparently.
Checked me source "The Weirdest Notes & Queries", and the runner up to that competition was: "What are you doing in my bath, playing with the rubber duck?", she screamed. "I'm from the ministry.", he replied. I'd love to know what happened next! Rod. Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | If you were at all offended by this message, please add some of | the following smileys to the text where appropirate: :) :) ;) :P ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------