dearest muffins (flour based, of course), i am writing to inform all of a drastically terrible monumental thing that is about to happen: i am unsubbing from sinister. but, only for a week er so. you see i'm taking a road trip up to cleveland and then later to detroit. if there are any sinisterines in those areas, please email me this very evening and we shall see what we can do about it. i really can't see how anyone would want to meet me. all i do is sulk and smile shyly, ugh, i hate myself. no, i don't. someone help me out here. thanks to all the sinister folk who made fun of me the other day in the sinister chatroom. sinister, oh so very sinister indeed. they called me 'rent boy' or something like that. oh, it was dreadful. tigermilk, well, i got it, and it's my favorite b&s album. and struan does unzip his fly in the beginning of expectations, a tape glitch i thought to be a tape glitch that isn't that at all. oh that dirty struan. i'm sure there are loads of birds on this list hoping that they were the ones unzipping his zipper. oh smut, they'll never take me alive. i wish isobel had done more backing vocals than she did on tigermilk, but i guess she was a bit shy. and it's oh so more ravishing. the following is a PRIVATE message to isobel campbell and nobody else can read it: bel, will you marry me? response by email preferred. ok so here it goes. you can spend your life with me. so either check 'yes' or 'no' down below. i'm sure the grade school boys threw this one at you often. i'm sure you know what to do. blakie i love you! you are a daisy petal that was untouched by the rain! _____ | | |____ | blakie i still love you! but i don't think the glasgow-hilton head, sc thing would work. how about some erroneous affairs? some public sexual encounters? anything that makes you randy? _____ | | |____ | check the appropriate box, please. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- goodbye kids, be good, and keep your summer yellow. if anyone wants to ring in with a little hi, just send it to my hamibe02@wfu.edu thingee. but i'm afraid that isobel's mail will be read before anyone else's. tis the nature of the beast, and quite wicked, even though, i do, care. blake xx the nerdy shy eyed pacifist actually i won't be unsubbing until tomorrow morning, so lets make these last posts oh so memorable. they always are, i suppose i should shutup now? yes, i'll go now.... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+