It is odd that so many of us seem to have had a brush with a freaky P.E. man and that these P.E. men all have fitting names. Mine was a jowly giant named Ken Sapp. He was a towering figure with wide jaws and loose cheeks, adapted for overeating. Sapp would randomly gather the class in a circle, raise his hands, and proclaim "Let us go down on one knee," at which point he would fake a kneel himself and stand over us. As we knelt at his oversized Pumas, he would stroll before us, scratching his chin and nodding. Then, satisfied, he would say "Dismissed." Sapp's real quirk, though, was his insistence on having boys take showers. He went so far as to inspect our hair and towels for dampness. Once, he brought a stool into the shower because he was sure certain boys weren't showering. The boys, who were too embarrassd to shower in public, were were forced to shower in front of the giant as he squatted in the corner. Sapp was later fired for pummeling a poor boy who refused to shower. My apologies for straying from the subject at hand. HP **What is the meaning of SPAWNY GIT? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------