Hello it's Mrs. Murdoch here, Stuart's mum. Some of you have been talking about pants, and I'm sure you don't want to hear about mine, so I'll tell you about Stuart's. I have been washing them for the last thirty years, you know! He has seven pairs of y-fronts, a different style for every day. Monday: Doctor Who pants Tuesday: "It's for you" telephone pants Wednesday: Pants that say "Felt" on them, which I knitted at nightclass Thursday: Purple paisley pattern pants Friday: Brown on the back and cream on the front pants - Friday night is party night! Saturday: K9 pants, that came with the Doctor Who pants. Sunday: The Lord is a Lamb pants, with a picture of a lamb on the crotch, and John 3:16 on the arse. I have to go now and get my nails done - I'm going into Glasgow tonight to see Daniel O'Donell. Needless to say, I'll be taking some of my own pants in my handbag to throw at that young stud. Love, Mrs. Murdoch ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+