dearest all ian said
out of interest..has anyone here ever stuck a marble up their nose?
which i haven't, but, you know playmobil? yes? good. well, my brother once hooked a small playmobil umbrella up his nose and got it stuck round the top inside bit of his nose, and we had to take him to the hospital. it was a blue umbrella. that's all i remember. apart from laughing. well, indeed, it is my birthday. and lots of people have said happy birthday, which is quite lovely. although unfortunately the chef at work insisted on putting a sign up in my coffee room saying 'i'm 19 today, please be nice'. she's a mad chef, so i didn't dare take it down. that's mad as in more than a tad looper. wanders around the pub wearing snorkeling goggles. with slices of cucumber up her nose. de qween of england came to oxford today. she was wearing canary yellow. she drove past and everyone said 'look, she just drove past', but i wasn't looking. not very exciting, i know, i've never been able to write well to the list. also, i was in the oxford mail. with photos. well, one photo of me looking like i'd woken up half and hour ago. which i had. they quote me as saying 'when trains have been cancelled they have provided a taxi, which is good'. i wish i'd said 'which is nice' instead. the homeless bloke who i pass to and from work and give my meagre tips to, spoke to me about it -'you were in the paper, smirking'. oh. well. how come nick and ailsa can articulate things and i cannot? do either of you want to act as my spokesperson? does it help to have something to say first? i think i'll stick to simply seconding you instead. i can't think of anything to end this with. i hate dr. pepper. it tastes awful. crack, or no crack, i cannot abide it. when i want to take crack i don't beat around the bush, i just whip out my little homemade crack pipe and away i go. incidentally, those will self short stories tough tough toys blah blah blah.. were crap. love alix - I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you - But I'm not laughing +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+