November 1998 - Sinister

Sinister: secrets
by Genevieve Wesley 12 Nov '98

12 Nov '98

..whoops,i just wrote a whole bunch there so you probably don't want to see me here again,quite so soon..but anyways, tuff luck why are sinister list crushes such teases? they didn't tell last time,they don't tell now...oh dear dear dears reveal yourselfs is st-lucy still inspiring lust? i think not-now that brad's photo is here,and he's a hot mother tucker..and to think he can stir such feelings without even having the seductive finger-biting pose! xxxx genevieve p.s more about judy and her dreams of horses.. horses are found galloping along the green green countryside,so i think judy longs for the simplicity of country and all the fun you had as a child..playing in the creek,building dams etc...if she was dreaming about sex and the city it would be more Judy And The Dream Of Pigeons...but that's just the thoughts inside my head,so don't pay too much attention to the ramblings. ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Love Bus
by Genevieve Wesley 12 Nov '98

12 Nov '98

dear sweets ones, i'm sorry evan dando,again..what i meant with the kate moss thing is that you always see evan dando at the hip cool shows,sitting on the floor smoking a cigarette,and i can see kate moss doing that too..going 'well i really like how they don't do interviews,i like that' Belle And Sebastian will have to dance in a line to become popular in the US? well....dancing in a line isn't such a bad thing,they could be quite cute if they did it motown style...but see i say 'dancing in a line' not LINE DANCING..oh no,i had to do that once as a section for my gym class,we was taught the macarena as well.... Philippe, Philippe Candelero is not gay, he has a wife,a ballerina! (I could've been a ballerina,sniff...or a world class footballer!)..and he is not a bug...I mean,who do you expect me to figure-skater crush over? Elvis Stojko? i much prefer your countries talents! ohmygoodness...what a lovely story,the Love Bus..that man calling it the Love Bus! why aren't there more bus drivers like that? the quebec buses always have grouchy men that demand to see your student card to make sure you're not cheating them a whole 50 cents! nothing interesting goes on these buses..no matter how much i scowl and try and looka like a mean person,grannies with too many groceries and men with really big butts so that you are forced to practically sit on always sit with you! the only interesting thing that happened,was my friend was puking on the city bus once,and she makes really funny noises and she cleared the whole bus! the good thing she was so drunk,she didn't even get the chance to be embarrased and just mumbled 'feccck off's! to people.....my uncles,he's an ottawa busdriver and he gets more interesting people...people who give him eggs as bus fare! and even those people in raincoats who flash you and then dive out the emergency exit! >Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1998 10:41:16 -0000 >From: Warrander John - FML <WarranderJ(a)finnigan.co.uk> >Subject: Sinister: You F*t Bastard > >Listees, > >Before I vote for my list crush I'd really like to know if there's >any ex-Carter USM fellows around. Nobody seems to have >mentioned them in the "rich and famous" section recently so >I presume not. Shame that, I'd like to vote for Jon "fat" Beast >as my list crush. > >You Fat Bastard >You Fat Bastard >You Fat Bastard > >Actually, I just wanted to swear a bit. I'd really vote for Fruitbat. >I loved Carter. Are they still togethor? I really liked the way they >mentioned bits of London in their records and you could get all >excited on the night bus back to Greenwich, spotting Carter >songs and getting all welled up to "GI Blues". I had a t-shirt with >"Sarf London" written on it too, and the "Beast" came and told >me "I love that t-shirt", in a toilet on Clapham Common. It was a >defining moment in my life. I love you Beast, wherever you are. john is a funny man...and i can't tell if he is being honest or being sarcastic! if honest..i have to join in oh Fruitbat is such a doll! they came to ottawa last summer,and i was in detroit and i couldn't see them,so i made a little book for them to sign..and they all did,and salv even wrote down his address and phone number...but i don't know what to say,i don't know whatever to say! sigh sigh why you strange people keep thinking dreaming of horses means dreaming of sex? it means freedom,baby! I don't have my Zolar's Book Of Dreams,but when i get it from my locker..i will check it out... anyways,from my point of view,Judy does it with a boy...and most highschool boys are sleazy little bastards who tell all their friends that they scored,so judy feels disgusted with herself..."Why Am I Surrounded By Such Morons?" she wonders.."I can't talk about art or books with them...when i read a book,i have to pretend and tell them it's for english class.." for now,she is stuck in this dreary world and she gives herself to books and learning as her weapon...she can't forget about them with her own intelligence and learning and imagination....the dreams of horses..horses are beautiful free creatures,much like judy wants to be (but she suffers from low-self esteem)...she thinks that some of the high school boys are maybe not that bad but...the best looking,popular ones are taken,so judy is left with the awful sweaty eager ones that don't know anything about her...she's still young,she has hormones,mind..and when she does find suitable boys that would be fun with...she still finds there's something missing with them,and is filled with disappointment and ants in her pants..there's just something missing to her whole life it seems,the dreary existence and life of school! Boarding the bus day,after day....so that sleep is really the only thing that feels good...oh there has never been a truer statement with her then 'judy never felt so good except when she was sleeping' she falls back into her bed,alone with her thoughts and her chance to dream of horses and what will one day be! love, Genevieve ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Omar and Des'ree: trust me on this one
by Martin Horsfield 12 Nov '98

12 Nov '98

At the risk of terminally damaging your enjoyment of TBWTAS, has anyone noticed the similarity between the melody of 'Ease Your Feet In The Sea' and Omar's 'There's Nothing Like This'? Maybe it's just me, as I'm still trying to get that Des'ree woman hauled up in front of the PRS for the uncanny similarity between her song 'Life' and Placebo's 'Nancy Boy'. I'm serious. Next time you're in a shop and it comes on Capital (this happens approximately every thirty minutes - Top Shop's a likely bet too), try singing 'Eyeholes in a paper bag/Greatest lay I ever had' over her jaunty soul ditty. A big improvement, miraculously enough. "All we've done since we got here is drink wine and screw," "What do you suggest?" "Tomorrow let's pray for beer!" Martin Horsfield +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: gossiping
by Aranzazu Sanz-Garcia 12 Nov '98

12 Nov '98

Hello listees ! As the gossip levels are falling down till unknown rates , not to talk the smut indexes, that's some question to improve this sad situation .Someone told me Chloe Sevigny had been dating last Summer Jarvis Cocker, is that true? I know there is no B&S content in this posting at all, but as there are some devoted fans of Mmlle. Sevigny out there, maybe they could help this nosy being I am Cheers Arantxa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: More tales from the bus-stop, plus some other random things.
by Mew817＠aol.com 12 Nov '98

12 Nov '98

Hello Keith wrote: > One of nearly a thousand people who don't have even a slight crush on me > wrote... > The moral of the story is, because in the absence of > Dawson's Creek someone has to get righteous, don't live near Holloway Road. Well, had I known that you were the one who amused me with the old man on the bus tale, then I would have voted for you! I thought that story was funny, even though the man was injured (that part wasn't funny to me).....And also, you mentioned Dawson's Creek, so surely had this happened earlier, you would have gotten a vote from me. I enjoy Dawson's Creek, it comes on tonight!! Sorry for the lack of B&S content, it's nice to hear some funny stories about buses, though....especially the one about the singing bus driver! Megan x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Another San Francisco Bus Story
by Tara Widmer 11 Nov '98

11 Nov '98

Julie wrote about: <<The bus driver pauses and then sings, "There's no need to be dirty, there's no need to be dirty. . . it's a friendly bus . . . . .">> Okay you want dirt, kids? here's some for you. But not *that* kind of dirt, no no no! homegirl here's got the REAL deal...we're talking *unhygienic filth*. How bout i tell you about the two instances, yes TWO, on the aforementioned Muni whereupon a disgruntled passenger (not the same person each time, mind you--- at least two separate people had the same gobsmackingly wonderful idea!) on the late, overcrowded ride decides to vent his frustration by pooping right there on the seat. Yeah, that's what i said, they *pooped* on their bus seat. Well! THAT will show the bus driver who's in command! Thank you! And the other 75 people stuck on the stuffy, poorly-ventilated and sloooow-moving vehicle thank you also, you psychotic halfwit. <<The most humorous thing about LA buses is that they have these adverts inside that start out "ATTENTION HEROIN AND METH ADDICTS.>> My favorites are the ads that say something to the effect of "Domestic Violence is really quite a bad thing, you know" (or whatever) and it shows the ominous shadow of a woman gettin the smack laid down on her, transposed over the image of three moon-faced kids cowering tearfully in a corner. It's not even a picture of real people, just a cartoon-like drawing. Maybe this is what sends me into "sorry-I-know-it's-not supposed-to-be-funny-but-just-LOOK-at-it!!!" giggle fits everytime i encounter one. Then there's what I like to call the "insult to injury" buses, which are regular City buses covered all over the outside (windows, door, EVERYTHING) by an ENORMOUS ad for something like, "In theatres now, the Waterboy, starring Adam Sandler!!!" As if it's not bad enough i'm forced to use public transit, but then to have to be a mobile advert for "That 70's Show"... *sigh* well i supposed it's better than a poop bus. ta, taracita Edina: " ANYBODY can use public transport, sweetie!" Saffron: "I know. That's the point." +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: empress catherine the great
by milla |razorkandy| 11 Nov '98

11 Nov '98

there was a story (was it brautigan.. ) about a beautiful girl, a model, who used to ride her horse bare-back, her naked, -so both of them were naked I s'pose- until she came, and she'd experience *la petit mort*, faint and fall off but so relaxed that she was never hurt, get up, get back on, do it again.. It is a beautiful idea and a beautiful story and it would not surprise me in the least if it was grounded in a grain of truth. Milla-isobel. ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm new
by Heather Marie Propes 11 Nov '98

11 Nov '98

Hi, I live in Berkeley. I'm new here but you don't have to welcome me if you don't want to. I really like Sinister. It's all I own so far. I hope to get more but I am on a restricted "two CD's a month" budget, so my collection grows slowly. I'm also a tremendous Roxy Music fan. I liked Velvet Goldmine, but was dissapointed to hear so many covers. BTW - I've been hearing a lot about Scott Walker. What would be recommended 1st CD if I wanted to check him out? Thanks! http://student-www.uchicago.edu/users/asbuch/index.htm#hometop Heather Marie Propes asbuch(a)midway.uchicago.edu +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: name one free standing recepticle
by Alix Campbell 11 Nov '98

11 Nov '98

dear listettes, about people falling over on buses, i've actually got nothing to say, but i once walked past a lady who promptly fell onto her knees(no fault of mine), and then, in a praying motion headbutted the pavement with a thud. i had just come from school, where i'd been studying the bystander effect, and i'm ashamed to say i proved it. it was funny though. i mean i was worried that perhaps her head may explode, but the way she fell was hilarity incarnate. well, maybe not quite that funny. i discovered on bonfire night the lenghts i'll go to for money. i had to have about 10, 20 quid so i could go out the next night, and here's what i did: 1. attempt to find a donations bucket(intended to pay for the crappy fireworks) and rob it. 2. find my brother to see if he possibly had some spare cash, 'no' he said, 'but i do have the sea scout patrol fund,' 'whoop de fucking doop', i cried sarcastically, 'there isn't a hope in hell that you'd lend it to me', 'yes i would' he said,' if you buy me a pint', 'why certainly brother' i say, and with *his* money i buy the wee lad a pint. should i be feeling guilty?, i mean, he's only 13, but already has a suspiciously high alcohol tolerance level. but who cares, the scouts managed to lend a helping hand yet again. or is that the brownies? alix.von.trappen. "So don't approach me if you've no more to say than what you've been doing, or how much you paid for the beer in your hand. I really don't care and I might have to kill you, which wouldn't be fair. On me" - Prolapse 'Killing The Bland' +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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by donovan nuyen 11 Nov '98

11 Nov '98

jennifer wrote: >i was curious to find out whether to "dream of horses" really meant to dream of sex, so i checked in a book of dream interpretation and it said "if you dream of horses, you will amass wealth and enjoy life to its fullest extent." that *could* mean having sex, but it also makes sense with the song, but the literal interpretation makes sense in the song as well! :) jennifer who has never had a dream of horses. lennox wrote: >?I looked it up as well and my book says its all about sex and lack of control of your own sexuality but i prefer to think of it more literally as sex tends to get everywhere Lennox okay...since weve come upon this topic, i would just liek to address that its a topic that me and my best friend tuan, have been pondering. I think it came from when this girl said she would think of some guy and drive down a bumpy road..strange anomaly i dismissed. then i read in a magazine that alyssa milano get strange sensations when she does sit-ups...it was then that began to wonder...am i missing out? ive always interpreted it as...horses are ridden; they go inbetween your legs. i thought there was some dominance factor too, as of the physicality of the situation and the domestication. that, and i hear that horses have large wangs. after constant soul-searching, (yes i did that bit where i stand out on the beach dune, sandals in hand, staring into the tide) i layed in bed all day, while my mate tuan went out and asked someone. and get this..it was a girl!! this conversation happened in IM messaging, for posterity..and long distance is expensive..i took the girls sn off in case she might be bothered, but i encourage you to bother tuan pham aka. ingenue911 !!...now hes a shoegazer if there ever was one. (he just doesnt listen to shoegazing music) ingenue911: ok donatien and i have been trying to figure this out......is riding a bike or a horse like having sex? ingenue911: if its too stupid you dont have to answer girl: no ingenue911: oh ok ingenue911: hmmmm.....i thought it would be.....oh well what do i know girl: not at all......why..........y'all been trying to get that sensation from riding a bike and a horse????? ingenue911: no we were talking about chicks - i nothce a lot of they seem to like horses....well at least the ones ive known - so i thought maybe thats why they like horses....who knows girl: okay ingenue911: yes i ride my bike constatnly to get the sensation girl: funnie ingenue911: acctaully i read taht riding bikes a lot for guys make them impotent ingenue911: hmmm i ride my bike everyday...uuhhh ohhh girl: really ingenue911: do girls get offended when people use the word "chick"..i use it b/c its easier and sounds better than girl girl: i don't ingenue911: oh ok...just wondering only shoegazes when urinating (it was gods will), Donatien ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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