January 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: removes her sinister diapers
by Januarythaw＠aol.com 07 Jan '00

07 Jan '00

Hello...none of you know me...yet..but i just wanted to say hullo..introduce myself or some thing like that...I live in the states..oklahoma to be exact...yes well this posty isn't too exciting...i just hate being a lurker...and I wanted to say hi (i've said that three times now) ok,um yeah...i'm new to Belle and Sebastian a wonderful friend introduced me to their music last year this time, and since my passion has grown...I suppose that is all that matters or doesn't matter... ciao bella iris I am drunk with gravity +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: completely and utterly self serving, unless any of you live in s. florida
by Juan Moya 07 Jan '00

07 Jan '00

Hello there, I'm looking for people to make music with. Any and all instrumentalists/singers/songwriters are welcome to reply privately. i'm getting desperate here. thanks, j.c. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A woman of some two and twenty summers, formed in the most voluptuous mould....
by Alexander Borgia 07 Jan '00

07 Jan '00

Good Evening Sini-ewes and Sini-Rams.... I am pleased to hear from Miss Honey that the population of Scotland has increased by two as a result of the worldwide efforts of the Sini-Bear Adoption Agency. So far we have been able to arrange the adoption of 12 homeless bears. For those who may condemn postal service, I have to admit that for the price I pay, it definitely is the best value and they give me great service. I tend to use them quite frequently and parcels always arrive within 3 days in Canada, 7 in the US and 14 anywhere else. All for under 10 dollars. I am really dumbfounded why these people who give me such great service have a propensity for shooting each other. I've been reading some of the last mails and reading how so many people are starting the new year off dragging their asses, either from burn out or from the nasty cold/flu which seems to have gripped the entire world. I on the other hand seem to have hit the ground running. My new slogan at work is "shove it up your ass" (dragging the flat a along for a bit when you say it) So far I have sent off a scathing e-mail every day this week to someone or another. Today I got a reply from one of my muckety-muck pen pal who wants to meet with me to discuss my observations and opinions. I told my boss that if this person wants to have an open and honest discussion that I would look forward to it, if on the other hand they were going to try and "straighten me out" then it would be a messy situation and I would win. Here's a hint for you people who will be entering the work force. If you work for a large company, find, read and follow all of their procedural rules to the letter. That way you can stir up shit and they have no reason to can you, or if they do want to then they have to buy you out.<g> For some reason this week I have no tolerance for apathy in work stuff. I think I may have been listening to Le Pastie de la Bourgoisie a little too much lately. Back on the postal thing again...I sent The Major a parcel today. Kids love getting parcels or any type of mail....don't you remember?.....I managed to find him some Godzirra action figures (they're not bloody dolls, okay? They're action figures!) So I found him King Gdhorra (sp?) and Mecha Godirra. He is really excited about this. BTW: I will be scanning the movie stills that he got for Christmas last year from a friend of mine in Texas. I'll post em' on my site for those who may be interested. (the pics are 8x10 photos) For those who had mentioned their lack of amourous attention during the holiday season and that has caused them concern. I can assure you that you needn't worry until you find yourself in a situation where you are watching Toy Story and you start looking at the mom and thinking that she's kinda hot in those tight pants and you notice that there is no dad around......and it takes you a while to remember that you are watching a computer animation. (for the members of alternate preferences, please substitute those hunks from Beast Wars or something similar) Well, lucky for those who may have read this far, I don't feel like writing anymore. Besides, I have to save my brain for tomorrow and who I might feel like pissing off. Alexander +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: B&S chords and tabs
by Guilherme Barrella 07 Jan '00

07 Jan '00

hello, So-called musicians will love that... http://www.britpoptabs.com/ gui yep, i'm still alive +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bowlie?
by Chris Butler 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

heya folkses, i've been away for a good long time now, so i don't know if this has been covered in wonderful detail... what's the story on the next bowlie? will there be one? if i recall correctly, the last one went south. anyway, if this has been covered, just email me privately and kick my arse if necessary. i would like the details though if they're out there. chris +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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by Cynthia Someone 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

Hi everyone! I had the most beautiful new years. I thought it would be one of the most boring and uneventful days... I was going to sit at home and read a book and be tired, because I'm always tired.... I was blue for the days before, because i thought i'd be stuck alone. I kept thinking, however, that the day hasn't arrived, and maybe something wonderful would happen. I ended up watching the unveiling of one of the most elaborately designed clocks in the world strike 2000.... The clock is a mechanical, binary computer designed to run for 10,000 years. the difference between time according to the planets, and absolute time had been adjusted for. leap years have been taken into the picture... after 10,000 years, it stops, and someone has to "wind" it up again. It's meant to foster the idea of human longevity, and the responsibility that goes with it, to break through our mental barrier of merely one millenium being beyond our human understanding. It looks straight out of 2001, mysterious, beautiful, ordered. It rings once a century, and chimes at every millenium. This year it chimed twice. How many people would ever see such a clock ring in a millenium. That clock was just a prototype. the finished product will be set in the desert. and a duplicate will be sent to the british museum of natural science. such a beautiful thing. science and pure ideals, rolled into one structure, looking at me with the abstract beauty of a math equation. and all shiny too. Cynthia ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Kissing Glue...
by Juan Moya 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

So, I met this girl from Canada. She was visiting her mom for a three week period that ended yesterday. She became a regular at the bookstore and I told her that I'd be happy to show her around town. For three weeks I tried to tell her about this show or that, but it wasn't until Monday that we got it together and went out for a while. Four hours of driving around Miami, stopping at this bar and that, consuming this and that. Talking about politics, religion and sex. Mentioning my girlfriend once in a while just to help me keep things in perspective. We were walking along the beach, the breeze blowing in from the ocean. The both of us in short sleeves. She said "Toronto is cold." I told her that I was well aware of this, even though I had never really seen snow. I said, "Miami is always humid." She's gone now and she doesn't even have a computer. We'll have to keep in touch the old fashioned way. Am I wicked? My thoughts were unpure... NME reports about a special packaging box set thingy of three of the ep's. It's great for those out there who don't have them yet, but for those of us who do, it's just another temptation to spend money that I for one don't really have. Well, I'm supposed to be writing an article for a magazine about the local music scene here and instead I'm telling all one thousand and something of you about my love life. By the way, is there anyone out there who owns an Ibanez Talman? I just bought one and it feels and sounds great. I'm looking for any feedback on them that I can get. Thanks. all right then, back to work. Until the next wave crashes against the shore, J.C. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: P!o!P!P!ING A!L!L! O!V!E!R! T!H!E! WU!R!L!D!
by funkyseb＠freeuk.com 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

Hey there fellow (un)P!O!P!(ular) kids! Wha' fettle bonny lads? Canny, I hope. I feel like a big red shiny bus. Or an exciting breeze. EVERYTHING IS VERY SHIVERRRRY! AND GREAT!! That was all I was going to say. Hope everyone else is feeling glittery too. subtextual<Iwantagirlfiend> seb +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i heard that the best part of waking up is folger's in your cup - is that true?
by heather emes 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

hello darlings. happy un-birthday to all of you & happy birthday to me! i am officially 22 years old today, even though my birth certificate is dated january 6, 1977. my mom says the doctor was very tired so he wrote down the wrong year, but i say that doctor owes me a year's worth of drinks. my day started with listening to holiday's "ready, set, go" & cuddling with my cute little fuzzy grey kitty. i got all fabulous-looking & left for work, late - as usual. i raced a ford contour & cut off a bus in my tiny car & i made it in at 8:02! not bad, i must say. so here i sit, still sleepy, waiting till work is over so i can go out w/ my friends & drink & play shuffleboard. i'm curious as to what you all do on your birthdays. if i had money to spare i'd take a vacation day & spend it doing princess-like things. i'd go to a day spa & shop for presents all for me. then i'd have a party with all of my friends & i'd wear a tiara. we'd all sit in a hot tub & drink champagne & eat candy & smoke cigars. then we'd play twister & eat ice cream in bed while watching "pretty in pink". then we'd go to a disco club. we'd probably get sick afterwards & then i'd have to look for new friends. it's a good thing i'm poor. anyway, i wish everyone a wonderful day & little fuzzy grey kitties of your own. -heather e. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I WILL NEVER BOX AGAIN - I'VE HAD MY BOXING DAY
by GEORGE HENRY DICKIE 06 Jan '00

06 Jan '00

YOU THINK TOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MMMMMMMMMMM I BET YOUR THINKING DO I?????????? MAYBE I DO???? MAYBE I DON'T???????? DO I CARE??????? WHY WAS I BORN??????? MMMMMMM YER I'M BACK TO SMOKE CRACK WITH ALL WHO WILL AND WON'T MMMMMMMMM I'M TRYING TO BE HARD AND GANGSTER STYLE NOT SURE WHY MMMMMMM NEW YEARS EVE THE Y2K BUG WAS INSIDE ME ALL MY BITS CRASHED AND I FOUND MYSELF IN 1900 I WALKED AROUND WITH A SANDWICH BOARD WHICH READ ISOBEL SAYS HELLO OK THAT DID NOT HAPPENED MMMMMMM THE REALITY IS A LOT MORE SINISTER I TRIED TO KISS A FEW POLICE GIRLS AND I NEARLY GOT ARRESTED I DON'T LIKE THE POLICE BUT THAT NIGHT THEY SEEMED ALMOST HUMAN IT WAS VERY TOUCHING (IF ONLY) I GOT CARRIED BACK TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WHILST I WAS SHOUTING *********LEAVE ME IN THE GHETTO ELVIS WILL SAVE ME********* MMMMMMMMM I AM A MISERY I CAN'T HELP THINKING ABOUT CREAM JUMPERS MMMMMMMMM WE ALL CAN'T LIVE IN A COTTAGE AND FEED THE SWANS GRASS AND TREES MMMMMMM STRANGE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT *****UNDERNEATH EVERY PERSON THERE IS A GOTH TRYING NOT TO GET OUT********* LOVE AND 2000 YEARS ETC A. FOREST FOOL ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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