January 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: Pubs, insults and up-the-bum sex.
by idle berry 05 Jan '00

05 Jan '00

my dad's name is geoff. cheers, idleberry --- geoff <geoff(a)premonition.co.uk> wrote: > Children, please! > > I have a couple of sinister-type pearls of > immeasurable wisdom. > Watching a video-only release arthouse > lottery-funded avant garde > short film, as I do on those long winter evenings, I > heard this line > of dialogue: > > "Resorting to child-like innocence is no substitute > for despair" > > and I thought of you. > > And seeing as the list seems to be as preoccupied as > ever with > up-the-bum sex, another little thing I heard on > radio four. The > prostitute to the taxi driver: We both sell > ourselves on the streets > - the only difference is I never take anybody the > wrong way. > > This made me very sad. Where is a lad to go if even > the ladies of the > night won't try it? I suppose there's always rent > boys, but I can't > help thinking it's just not the same, really. A > really rather > adorable glittery scott called Harry seemed rather > fond of suggesting > I had a penchant for those fluffy, flocking > creatures, sheep. He even > went as far as to suggest that my preference was for > the male of the > species - the horns allowing me greater purchase. > > Why I didn't hotly deny it and accuse him of > unnatural relations with > italian water-spaniels, I shall never know. > > Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. I shall bid you adieu. > > geoff x > > PS: I am compiling a guide to London pubs which will > be published > on-line. Any suggestions for pleasant or unusual > pubs I should be > including would be welcome. > > Premonition +44 (0) 20 8552 2212 > > [http://www.premonition.co.uk/] > > Graphic Design Photography > Website Design Digital Imaging > Illustration Copywriting > Print Sourcing Corporate ID > > Macintosh Technical Support > > 86 High Street South > London E6 3RL > > Geoff Mobile 07957 522 370 > Richard Mobile 07930 557 997 > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister > mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". > To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe > sinister-digest" to > "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: > http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads > and students" +-+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & > sebastian list" +-+ > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart > david, looper +-+ > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > ===== visit the idle site:www.geocities.com/SoHo/Easel/5117 __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://messenger.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Pubs, insults and up-the-bum sex.
by geoff 05 Jan '00

05 Jan '00

Children, please! I have a couple of sinister-type pearls of immeasurable wisdom. Watching a video-only release arthouse lottery-funded avant garde short film, as I do on those long winter evenings, I heard this line of dialogue: "Resorting to child-like innocence is no substitute for despair" and I thought of you. And seeing as the list seems to be as preoccupied as ever with up-the-bum sex, another little thing I heard on radio four. The prostitute to the taxi driver: We both sell ourselves on the streets - the only difference is I never take anybody the wrong way. This made me very sad. Where is a lad to go if even the ladies of the night won't try it? I suppose there's always rent boys, but I can't help thinking it's just not the same, really. A really rather adorable glittery scott called Harry seemed rather fond of suggesting I had a penchant for those fluffy, flocking creatures, sheep. He even went as far as to suggest that my preference was for the male of the species - the horns allowing me greater purchase. Why I didn't hotly deny it and accuse him of unnatural relations with italian water-spaniels, I shall never know. Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. I shall bid you adieu. geoff x PS: I am compiling a guide to London pubs which will be published on-line. Any suggestions for pleasant or unusual pubs I should be including would be welcome. Premonition +44 (0) 20 8552 2212 [http://www.premonition.co.uk/] Graphic Design Photography Website Design Digital Imaging Illustration Copywriting Print Sourcing Corporate ID Macintosh Technical Support 86 High Street South London E6 3RL Geoff Mobile 07957 522 370 Richard Mobile 07930 557 997 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: thinking of a smart subject title to impress you all...
by zoe charaktinou 04 Jan '00

04 Jan '00

...yeah,right... hmmm,sinister land wake up from the holiday narc!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello people!we're still rockin'.the list is still there,and so is the world.see,u unfaithful people?2000 my ass!and even if it was the end of the known world,how would you know you hysterical freaks? right.i have holidays until the 10th.then i have to go back to the uk(...).then i have holidays for 5 more weeks-long story,u don't care. right. now i'm in another city in greece,in another listee's house.the 2nd person from the list i meet.hope there will be more.she djd last night in a bar here and b&s filled several times our ears.mm it was grrrrreat-until i got so pissed,i had to spent almost 1h having close encounters with the toilet.marvelous(as my film proff would say).i got quite embarrassed-not that this was the first time,but...the only good thing is i didn't pay for the drinks(i think i might have to,though.) new year's eve came to an end for me around 9:30 am on the 1-1-2000.i went to have breakfast with a group of friends in a club in athens around 8am but we had to pay a good 6 quid to get in and ,well, we didn't want to.so after a long partying night i had to go to bed.sob.i so wanted that breakfast... oh,yeah,one last thing:THE NEW BECK THANG IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT! "I WANT TO DEFY THE LOGICAL OF SEXXLAWS" SHAKE IT ALL THE WAY,PEOPLE!!! byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!!!!!!!!! be careful of the aliens. zoe and the giant peach oops!what was that?...i...can't...com...te...heeeeeeeee.....eeeeelp! .................................................... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sugared teeth, gums that bleed....
by Steve Kado 04 Jan '00

04 Jan '00

dear people who are all cut from the same cords as i am. (subtle tom lennox allusion) actually, i havn't worn cords for about a year or so, now i wear work-pants because the creases never go out, which i think is SUPER! they also come in set colours with matching shirts and ties so for instance: today i was all grey man! which was ULTRA! my cousin Miroslav is from the Ukraine and he pronounces ultra like OOL-TRAA! it is much more exciting when he says it. i went to montreal for newyears. here's something fun to do on new years: go to a party. drink booze. leave with a friend. go to bar, do not pay to get in. go behind the bar and get a mug, pour yourself a coffee and then go around to the other side of the bar and sit down on a stool. sober up a bit. play with the beer taps from your stool. leave (the place you go in and do this in should be lame). go to someplace that you have every reason to believe will be a good place to be but is infact terrible. get hit on. make pleasant, if irrelevant conversation with this person who is hitting on you. remark how there is no good soymilk in montreal and, really, how do they get by without a great deal of soy around. comment on the fact that salt ruins your loafers. make little sense. then leave. go home tired with your friend who is also crashing at the same house you are crashing at. also in montreal i hung out with the lovely and great EA Hotstepper and we went shoe shopping! you see EA needed some shoes for that evening, but her shoe concerns were superceded in my mind by my own lust for footwear. not only do i own more shoes than any other male of my accquaintance but i went absolutely nuts over ANOTHER pair of white loafers (which would bring me up to 3 pairs) and i almost did my consumer's duty...i have a thing for white shoes, who knows why? i wear them long after labour day...it could be residue left over from my Gene Kelly 'parapluits de cherbourg' phase of fun pastel clothing ...who knows. i've decided that shoes with laces on them are a dumb thing and only old-school converse hi-tops and boots are alowed to have them. everything else should be a loafer or at least velcro. i was also really sad that Curtis Mayfield died. i liked him better than james brown...that says alot really. what i always noticed about Curtis' solo stuff was that the bongos in the fast songs were always amazing and performed such a huge function...just imagine get on up without the bongos...it would sound generic and bad, the bongos make it wonderful. like the way the maracas make sonic youth sound good, when without them they just sound sort of redundant. i think BandS need more bongos..they;ve already had some in the Dog On Wheels version of 'state i am in' but they need more moRE MORE! -->MORE<-- oh..and i got an edward gorey calendar for christmas. yay. steven kado +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Back to reality...
by stephen hewitt 04 Jan '00

04 Jan '00

back to the here and now, yeah. Hmm. Work. Don't like this at all. Knew i should have skived off. Hello, my little babies, happy things to you all. Couple of things: Don't drink BOOZE, it is bad for you and makes you lie on the couch moaning for two days and watching The Sound of Music. I have now given up the BOOZE for four whole days, despite having been to the pub and everything (i may even last 'til tomorrow night). The Tube programme is still rubbish even with an hour of rubbish cut out. Will we ever get to see this bloody isobel song?? Strangly, the Tube thing had the picture in the Sunday Times telly page and it's a picture of Ms Campbell playing the cello. Can she do this and sing at the same time?? A nation holds its breath in antici..............pation. It's voting time again!! Go to http://www.glastonbury-festival.co.uk/cgi-bin/vote.pl and get a band of your choice to sit in a (possibly very muddy) field for three and a half days. I imagine they'd tell Mr Eavis to stick his upside down head up his arse, even if they did win (probably still be finishing the album). The top five is currently Radiohead (518 votes), Marillion (285 votes) (I'm not making this up), Blur (187), The Cure (159) and Oasis (152). Belle and Sebastian currently have ELEVEN votes compared to Metallica's 13, and the Sisters of Mercy's 19 (I swear, I'm not making this up). Oh, and the book's called "the loneliness of the *long* distance runner", or at least it was when i was at school, maybe they've hacked an hour out of it to make it less rubbish ;) xoxo CarsmileSteve +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Shameless self promotion (slight return)
by Mark Casarotto 04 Jan '00

04 Jan '00

This is something I feel very strongly about, so humour me for a sec. Westlife couldn't possibly murder Seasons in the Sun, as it is positively the WORST song EVER in the WORLD and I will fight to the death anyone who disagrees. Well, perhaps not to the death if the Lighthouse Family is involved. Personally, I'm eagerly awaiting Stephen Gately out of Boyzone (for men *you'd* like to know better) doing "Bright Eyes". It's true, he is so. Anyway, I had a lovely new year, thank you, spent in a drizzly lay-by in Cornwall in fear of being eaten by gypsies. We had party poppers, though. And champagne, which I have decided I really don't like. In fact, I seem to be going off alcohol of all kinds at the moment, which is almost certainly due to the surfeit I've had over the last three weeks. Mmm, port. However, the booze pales into insignificance next to the barrowloads of FOOD I have eaten, every ounce of which is now providing me with my very own unremovable rubber ring. As a result, today is the first day of my diet, filthy things that they are. I probably shouldn't drink either. I do feel very determined, mind, as determined as I am to work hard and diligently and not waste my time sending meandering personal emails... Onto business. As you may be aware, the time for TIGERMILKING has arrived again, with the latest instalment taking place this Friday 7th January, Upstairs at the Garage (turn left and cross the road out of Highbury and Islington tube and there it is!). Naturally, we've had our band for the night pull out, as they're recording in Wales, which is only a short 14 hour round trip, lazy sods, but that just means there'll be even more time for fantastic choons and competitions and prizes and all that kerfuffle. So bring all your mates, even the ones who don't like B&S. Then feel guilty all night that they're not having a good time, have a row and leave at half past ten. Or don't! That'll do, then. Email me privately for further details of Friday night, or just cos you think I'm smashing. Mark xxx p.s. it's just occurred to me I have no idea which address to send this to. Hmm. p.p.s. can I add "The Miracle of Castel di Sangro" to Laura's lovely list? It's a must for anyone interested in, um, lower division Italian football teams. Very moving it is too. ******************************************************************* The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 020 7224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.org ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Ian Ian Ian Ian. As Long as Ian is your name.
by Sarah Clarke 04 Jan '00

04 Jan '00

Dear you lot, first post of the new millen-ian-m (milennium) and I must say I'm not impressed. Already I'm ripping off jokes from Fist of Fun. What's next! Harping on about bloody Ancient Greek mythology and writing epic poems about it just to torment English students in Y3K???! If you want to know what I'm on about read Keats - load of shagging bollocks is what I say. I don't mean to come across all ever-read-any-rabelais but English Classic Literature? Deritivative wanking more like. If it was Pop Music, top still WRITES IN CAPITALS hack 'Swells' would slag it all off and tell us to read some modern hip young spark. Like um...Tim Hopkins or Keith Watson or Trevor McDonalds memoirs. Yeah. Crikey thats very intellectual for me. You'd think I was a BLUDDY STUDENT. You know I've never been sent the poetry pisswanking bird? Thank god. Cos I'd only post some doggerel along the lines of this: On Missing the Tube, But Hopefully Someone Will Have Taped It, I hope, If It Was Anything That Special. I missed Da Toob. What a Boob! I'd need some Lube! For up the bum sex, If I was being Crude. (Starry, copyright me and stuff) Good eh? My new years resolution is to ride the number 85 bus to Putney one day. And another resolution is to go to Waterloo Bridge in Swinging Lunding, and get a bus going to PENGE. For all of you not in the know, Penge is the land of the undead, where fools fear to tread. I've never been there but I wish to understand it's immortal ways. Kinder like I imagine Buttfuck, Illinois to be like. But without the um... you know whatting. WOULD YOU LOT ALL SHUT UP ABOUT SEX? I almost miss the WHO. No actually I don't. Michele will you tell us about Classic Rock please? Love, Sarah xo ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: pardon my birth, i just slipped out...
by deb Sss.. 03 Jan '00

03 Jan '00

well, we all made it through! i've now got to drink up the seven hundred and thirteen cases of bottled water my mum bought before they expire...ermm....can water expire? so, this was, hands down, the weirdest new years ever. in brief it involved a room full of strangers, a kareokee machine, a cardboard cut-out of C3PO and a two hour game of spin the bottle. and of course, alc-i-hol. more detailed information will be made available to those who care. after a three hour snooze on the lovely and sinister teri's couch, we were treated to an afternoon viewing of "The Last Night". it freaked me out a bit, but i didn't say anything. after all, who said the world would end at the stroke of midnight...? i'm knocking on every piece of wood i see, that's for sure! the new millenidumb had given me an itchy bottom. not in a rude way, but it's my bottom none the less. i think lifting my coat up every five minutes is scaring people away. well, there's always something that'll do that, isn't there? santi claus gave me more cds than i know what to do with. i've taken over every stereo in my house and have new tunes randomly playing in every room so no matter where i go i get a little listen and a tingle in my spine. i even took them with me on our holiday 'visits'. i asked to put nicky drake on at my godparents house and they asked me what he sounded like and i said he's a little bit folky. so they put him on and said, 'so it's just a guy and his guitar!?' and i didn't know how to reply cause i was wondering what the hell their definition of folk was.... i better go nap now. my first class of the morning involved a slide show of galaxies, and the unanimous class snoring overpowered the little prof man. what was he thinking, turning the lights off during the first class after the holiday? but before i float away, the sweetest hello and happy new year kiss goes out to all my lovely summer chums and T.O. 'ites. (and anyone else out there in honey land who wants one...) and a thanks to my *angel* for looking out over me. hope you've cleaned off all the angeldust from fridays hoedown. love and half notes debssss xxxxxxx ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: new year this new year that.....
by Katorina C. 03 Jan '00

03 Jan '00

>I spent my new year's eve midnight inside a taxi, with an angel. -kind of like in can't hardly wait. Although, he spent it on a bench with an angel. Kat > > > >new year greetings >tiago > >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Media Release from The Major
by Alexander Borgia 03 Jan '00

03 Jan '00

Sini-Gladiators in the Arena of Sinister.... Sadly I must report that The Major returned to base yesterday, completely exhausted from a week of staying up late and fragging everything that moved in the Quake Arena. I can assure you that the fate of the universe was in good hands. I will admit that I am a new junkie, and some how this has passed onto The Major who it seems is the perfect height to read all the tabloid headlines at check-out stands. As you can imagine he had many questions about the end of the world in various forms as a result of 3 headed space aliens living in Idaho and many returns of the Messiah most likely riding on a meteor. Thus he got to stay up and watch the switch over with the new year and see that everything would still be there. I managed to synchornize my computer clock to the correct second based upon the world's cesium clock so The Major was impressed to know that he would know the exact second it was 2000. Everything went off without a hitch and he got to see a bit of the fireworks from the window. There's a bunch of buildings blocking the view to Toronto so he wasn't able to see them. But of course The Major, being an officer, never really does well with the binoculars. Well, except for the one time when he exclaimed, "Cool, I can see a girl in her bedroom getting undressed." and the punk refused to tell me where. Having been assured that the world would stay put, he flaked out in bed at 12:30 after listening to some B&S, and for once slept in on Saturday. New Years day was spent trying to unplug the toilet and by saving the universe from reptiloid aliens bent on destruction. The Major has no New Year's resolutions to offer, an official statement may be released to the media at a later date. At 6:22 am, January 1, 2000, an earthquake registering 5.5 on the Richter Scale was experienced in the region. The Mjaor reports that there was no reason for concern and that everything is normal. A likely cause for the eathquake is under study and it could be the possible over use of the highly radioactive BFG gun or rocket launchers, however, the possibility has been ruled out that the cause was the excessive partying in Toronto. The Major has a keen interest in Natural Disaster, and studies these matters seriously before releasing statements. This is his second earthquake experience. (I on the other hand seem to flirt with death which he thinks is cool, and frightens me: 4 earthwquakes, 1 hurricane, 1 tornado, 2 near hits with lightening, 1 electrocution, 2 explosions) Command Office of Major Intruder, Quake III Arena Gladiator +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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