May 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Fold your arms son, that'll get you the girl
by Alasdair Cook MC1996 23 May '00

23 May '00

I had written a 15000 word synopsis of the weekend's events but my sister ate it, so you're left with this rubbish I suppose. And that REALLY annoys me. Friday night's highlight was the Pine2 patter, which, far from being pretentiously portentous, was perfectly picturesque and pleasurably potty. I think. Oh, and Rabbit In Red were nice too. Musically and personally. Only 3 Rock people came to dance with no poignancy afterwards, as others were either too old or thought they were. Picnick. Except with out the Nick. Barbeque indeed. Anyway, twas lovely as usual. I refer to Mark's comments regarding Daplyn. I think everyone eventually won the football, as players were swapped between teams so often as to make even John Motson a bit wibbly. It was good to finally hear Casarotto admit he's playing for the other side, though. And I can confirm that Robert Smith is a goalkeeping God to rival Jim Taylor. Tell us again how you got to that shot of Martin's, Bob. Trousers and I got in some practice for the new cluster of Chris Leonard tribute bands which are about to explode on the scene, and though The Voice Of Zeus can be successfully replicated in normal octave situations, even Luciano would have to admit that the bottom notes of Mother Magpie are beyond his grasp. Still, certain people are working on Brother Badger and Sister Squirrel as I type, so watch this . At 2000TT I was unfortunately interviewed for some uni thing before I started having a good time, so if you see me quoted anywhere saying "Er, well it's a bit crowded isn't it?", it was GREAT really. Especially the pole dancing, which I like to think was done for my benefit. It turned me on anyway. Legal Man: I shall only comment on the video, which is brilliant for one reason only. Neil's dancing. Vel said some very nice things about me which I shan't repeat, except to echo her suggestion for more girls to play football next time, and for more to fall on top of me. Lovely. If you see any photos of me on Sinister soon, please ignore them. Please. Frock on. I did, didn't I? Alasdair xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Montreal B&S picnic reminder
by Fox in the snow 23 May '00

23 May '00

Hello everyone! Well the time for the first MOntreal belle and sebastian picnic has finally arrived! It is a quick reminder to let you know it is still going to be next Saturday (27th) in Parc Lafontaine. A few of us are meeting at around 11:30 at Metro Papineau then we'll all head to the parc lafontaine. So if you can,T make it for 11:30 we'll be in the parc for a bit. and we'll be between the two lakes. And if it's raining we'll go in the wee cabin. And everyone bring your b&s tshirts, badges and everything! and I,ll make sure to bring a radio with me :) so we should all be able to recognize ourselves. Well make sure you bring food, and anything you might judge can be fun. Oh and Simon I'm counting on you to bring a guitar because I cannot bring mine all the way from Québec:( cheers, karolyne ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Exam stress.(lurker post) legal man
by T1S1T1＠collegeclub.com 23 May '00

23 May '00

just finally finish exams, so i slept in till 10 this morning, time is killing me because i have to wait to get grades and wait to get legal man. the nearest store that has it is about 45 min away. the suspense is killing. travis ++++++++++=++++++++++++++=====+++++ www.mp3.com/lostcompanions please check out, drop me a line aol: travT45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is College Club the largest and fastest growing college student site? Find out for yourself at http://www.collegeclub.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: WARNING: More Legal Speak
by Kevan Cooke 23 May '00

23 May '00

hello folks, lots has happened since i last posted. eurovision for one thing. i know a lot of you were rooting for latvia, but norway had my support all the way. how on earth did denmark win? it was a blummin disgrace. in the world of twee guitar pop, the brittle stars split up, but le coupe released their debut single, so things sort of balanced out there. bjork won best actress at cannes, and john gielgud died the next day, although the two facts may not be connected. steven wells was frothing belligerently as usual. he always goes on about how bands should be more political, and yet *he* chooses to spend his time writing reviews of pop records. you see what i'm saying don't you? the other thing that happened was that belle and sebastian released a new record for the first time in over eighteen months, and since no one else has bothered to write in with their thoughts i guess i'll have to do it. you lot are such slackers. LEGAL MAN no one seems to have mentioned the bongos. am i the only one who hears bongos? am i? i can't really hear the northern soul influence that was bandied about before the record's release, the whole thing is pleasingly cacophonous in a psych garage girl group easy listening sort of way. fun, but not really northern soul, and not really belle and sebastian either. JUDY IS A DICK SLAP as nick and lucy have suggested, the first few bars ARE "born to be wild", but after 12 seconds it goes all joe meek, with the keyboard sound that dominates the rest of the track lifted straight from geoff goddard's clavioline lead on telstar. the sound of mick's trumpet on the extended version is pleasantly familiar amongst the chuggy chuggy bleepiness of it all. i like stereolab, but this isn't stereolab, this isn't even quickspace. WINTER WOOSKIE feels more like traditional b&s, though that may just be because i've known it for a while. i rather like what they've done with the song though - particularly the choral style of the backing vocals. mind you, i still prefer paper boat. overall you can't help the feeling that this misfit collection of songs is the stuff that didn't really fit in on the new album, but which the band still wanted to release anyway. if it means that the album is less disjointed and has a more flowing then that's great. why is the letter on the back cover addressed to stevie, is he in charge, or does each band member get sent an identical letter each time jeepster want to write to them? talking of jeepster, i like the way they've dropped "disques" into their name on the sleeve, very del boy trotter. is it going to be a permanent feature maintenent? back to lurkland, kevan *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. http://www.chickshops.com boutique shopping from chickclick.com *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: its a shame he had to be so mean, but I felt compelled...
by idle berry 23 May '00

23 May '00

...to get revenge. My twatmate is still being a tosser. Which isn't good. Especially the night before my exam, insulting my family, insulting me (hey, whats new....) and leaving me in a bad mood. Its as if something snapped. I actually said something quite sharp to him. For a change. Rather than leaving it with him getting the last word. Imagine living with Steven Wells... with an attitude problem towards YOU constantly. And add a dash of extra ugliness, nastiness and pure undiluted evil bastard qualities to it. Season it with anal retentiveness, and serve up with arrogance and ingorance to bring out the flavours. Do that for a year. Have no real escape mechnism. Have no chance of getting out of that ugly little flat, with its uglier flatmates. Have nobody to help you. Have the support and sympathy of people, but still be stuck with the same situation, night after night. And try to stop yourself making some comment about his mother and her lack of birth control by the end of it. I won't tell you all the gory details, but you can believe that I felt a little aggrieved. I didn't need extra grief the night of my exam. So I phoned a few friends. Two were on student radio, and played me a song to cheer me up. Unfortunately, it was in hudderfield, but that didn't matter. Then I sat playing my guitar for a bit, making angry mogwai noises with the amp turned up and feeling quite inspired to feel angry. When I eventually went to bed, I dreamt I was being kicked repeatedly. I think its something to do with how powerless I felt. I just need to get out of the house, get out of that room, and get away from him. As soon as possible really. Came into uni exrta early. Nobody about, it was 7am, so I sat on the steps and read a story in Danish about wolves being found a new place to live, when people think they can be domesticated. It was quite a nice story, and it helped me with my revision. When I remembered I had a twenty four hour computer access card, I went and logged on, and chatted away to people on the internet I'd never spoken to before. Its amazing how sympathetic people can be when you're just another anonymous face. It made me feel good. Oh, and my revenge wasn't very nice thing to do, but it was discrete, it was perfect, and it gave me a little piece of satisfaction. If you want to know what it is, you'll have to mail me. ;) My exam went alright, actually, the danish was the easiest. Maybe it was because it was taken from the story I had been reading before. The invigilator warned us not to cheat, and if we had any notes could we hand them in now. Sensing the tension in the air, one of my classmates spoke up and said he had some notes, and suddenly wanted to hand them in, because she made him feel guilty. It wasn't true of course, but I had to refrain from giggling. Almost the minute I walked out the door I wanted to go and check when the resits are. I did badly, but right now, it doesn't matter. I have other things on my mind. Pressure does funny things to my mind some times. I have one exam on Saturday, but I'm not too worried about it. Its in English, which makes me relax. Its about Scandinavia, politics, welfare state, culture, UN, history in the 20th century... that sort of thing. But my teacher made it a good class, so i don't mind taking the exam. Then I'm off to see my boyfriend straight after. I'll spend about ten days with him, relaxing in a calm atmosphere where I feel happy, and secure and I'm really really looking forward to it. I've asked my parents to get here as soon as possible to pick me up, and all my belongings, to get me out of that house as soon as I can. technically, I have less than two weeks left in his company, but that seems all too much. I think it hurt less when I had my belly button pierced. Its like being ill on a ship, or waiting in a queue to see someone important about something bad. It takes so long to pass. You just want to be on the other side, out of the wait. But until then, until Saturday at least, It will just have to be heads down (thumbs up?). grr. ===== http://www.geocities.com/idleberry __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages & get email alerts with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: All I want is to be a trumpet line in a Pale Fountains song
by Paul Field 23 May '00

23 May '00

Hello friends and enemies. Well, I don't think any of you are enemies actually, but you never know. You can't be too careful these days. Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean everybody isn't out to get you. Is that a quote from somebody? It's not an original thought of mine, that's for sure. The only original thoughts I have are centered around food and drink. Oh. A Belle and Sebastian story: (I am surprised I have never shared this before...unless I have and I'm being a complete gibbon) Many moons ago before I had taken up residence in the sinister village...if my memory serves me correctly sometime around February 1998, I was working for Marks and Spencers at their offices on Baker Street. One exceedingly dull day with around ½ hour left until the drudgery was over for the day and I decided to go downstairs to the smoking room for a final cigarette. So, there I am sitting with a cup of disgusting coffee and a cigarette mulling over the days events and feeling a little strange. I began singing Belle and Sebastian songs in my head, and what should pop into my head but "The state I am in". The room had around 10 people in it...it had a capacity of around 100, so it was quite empty. Feeling silly and I guess slightly sinister, I stood up and began to turn the tables around. Of course, nobody got it. They just looked at me and began to smoke very, very quickly....seemingly wanting to get out of my way as soon as possible. I got many funny looks walking around the office for months afterwards. Did anybody notice the subject of this post? Isn't it lovely? No, I am not being conceited, it's not mine. On Sunday I got home to London after having had a holiday in lovely Greece visiting our fellow sinisterine, velocity girl. Whilst she was Djing one evening (great DJ by the way...better music than anywhere I know of in London) one her friends turned to me...I think vel may have been playing "just a girl"....and said this to me. My heart rose and sank simultaneously. I just thought it was such a beautiful thing to say. My time in Greece was fantastic. Let me assure you all that velocity girl is even better in person than in print. Such a great girl with great friends who made me feel so welcome. And made me drink ouzo....urgh! So, I did miss the sinister picnic but that was ok as we had a little picnic of our own and how many at the London picnic had a swim? I was out there for a few days before I was joined by Mr. Richard Pushong (that lucky git is still there). So, there was 3 of us...does this constitute a picnic? I reckon it does. And spooky the dog, who should be made an honorary member of sinister. She is the craziest and coolest dog in the world. She dances to the television personalities, is terrified of the NME and rides a scooter. I tell no lies. And if you say "Steven Wells" to her she bites your ankles and makes them bleed. Now I tell lies. I think. I never actually tried it, maybe she does. Anyway, I could go on forever about Greece but I don't want to bore you all rigid so I will leave it there. Love and Feta cheese Paul. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Dick? Slap?
by Nick.Dastoor＠guardian.co.uk 23 May '00

23 May '00

> From the sleeve, it looks like The Loneliness Of A Middle >Distance Runner will be the next single, and I love this song to bits, >so I hope it's a good recording. Check the date on the letter, Robin. October 1998. But yes, I really hope it's going to come out anyway. It's having songs like this on tape that makes being a B&S track-grubber worthwhile. TWO AND A HALF YEARS I'VE HAD THAT SONG and it still sounds as fresh as ever. My sister heard it and made me insist I made a tape of it for her. The thing is, they haven't had a chart-eligible single since Autumn 1997. They are now popular enough for any single of theirs to make a BIG CHART IMPACT, so for me it's a real shame that it's happening with 'Legal Man'. If a whole bunch of people got their first taste of the band through a song as strong as 'Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner' I'd be over the moon. Call me naive, but I daydream about people hearing that song on the radio or seeing it on TOTP and them falling in love with it. People who have never heard of Belle & Sebastian before. People who 'never normally listen to that sort of thing'. It really mattering. I think it could have happened. Now they'll be forever thought of as 'the band that did that Sixties style song'. Nick xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Looking for adventure, or whatever comes our way
by Alder, Lucy 23 May '00

23 May '00

Nick Dastoor, you stole what I was going to say! I can't listen to the beginning of Dickslap without picturing Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper riding along under a blue sky, engines throbbing between their legs. Vroom! As for the rest of what you said, I'm going to be typically wishy-washy and say that it's horses for courses, but I'll probably annoy the crap out of you by waging a JIADS Jihad next time I've had sufficient quantities of gin, which won't be for a while because copious gin consumption can result in colds if it's done in parks in Greenwich, which it was. Speaking of which, hello to all the new people I met at the picnic and an especially warm cuddle to the first timers who overcame extreme shyness and stepped up to say hello and help scare away pigeons by throwing assorted fruits at them. I know I'm, like, the zillionth person to write about the NME thing, but I'll keep it short, promise. I don't give a toss if the bugger doesn't like B&S, but an accusation of intellectual laziness is a bit rich from somebody who is so darned lazy he quotes a chunk of the press conference and claims it was part of his own little chat with Struan. (stand by for the oldest chestnut in the book...) Mr Wells, were we even at the same gig? Iain Radcliffe said: >>Lucy, you name makes me think of trees for some reason, are you willowy and sylph-like at all? I have to admit to being a bit more tits 'n' arse than that but Iain, you can have my undying lurve for saying such a nice thing, as can Arantxa for calling me "a hard-drinking, red-shoed smart lady" Rock on Juicy Lucy -- This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately and then destroy any copies of it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Dick? Slap?
by Robin Stout 23 May '00

23 May '00

Hello I thought I'd poke my head in for a few thoughts on Legal Man. Well, reading all the comments on the list, from the glowing to the glowering, I think that in a way, I agree with all of them. Legal Man itself is okay, although off the single I like JIADS better, and Winter Wooskie's okay too, but it's all a little too, well, orchestrated. I don't think that B+S would be better if they couldn't play their instruments or anything like that, but when I used to be in a brass band, our conductor always used to tell us to imagine we were playing a piece for the first time, and Legal Man sounds like it's being played for the last time in a long day, when the whole band would rather go down the chip shop. Judy Is A Dick Slap is good, though, lots of synthesisers. But Legal Man is a little self conscious. Get out of the office? I think B+S should get out of the studio and back into the church hall. From the sleeve, it looks like The Loneliness Of A Middle Distance Runner will be the next single, and I love this song to bits, so I hope it's a good recording. A girl outside my window has just had her umbrella blown inside out. It's raining, but I have to go to my exam. Bye Robin xxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ThiS AnGrY SiLeNcE...
by velocity farewell 23 May '00

23 May '00

Hello JaM TaRts... well... I woke up from a long, deep sleep behind the tigermilk poster... I realised that George Henry found me sleeping there, I woke up as he entered my hidaway, but I pretended I was still asleep... mmmm as he walked out of the room I fell asleep again... I woke up today...As I felt something on my lips... something like... ButtErFLy KiSsEs... I've noticed I was holding a half-eaten ham sangwich... I threw it away... got up and stretched a bit... took a glimpse outside the jeepster window and decided that it was time for me to set off for new adventures... so, I folded my hands and started walking... mind you, sleeping behind a jeepster poster is rather uncomfortable... so... I set off to one of the most peculiar journeys... While I was walking I met this cutie, Genevieve, who came to me and whispered in my ear... "football"... and... > And the girls can wear hotpants and tight > t-shirts,with some sort of clever slogan on the > front.I'm sorry,I blame this all on the alluring > Velocity..she's got me all a titter with talk of girl > Sinister FC taking on the boys. YeS!! by all means... and when we say by all means we mean it... Alasdair is the main threat... after thinking and re-thing about it, we decided that the whole girls team should fall on top of Ally to distract him... don't look at me, I said to Pookaloops... I'll be the GoAL-KeePeR... I'll just lie down on the lawn, painting my toe nails with cherry red nail polish... then, I left Pookaloops contemplating on the advantages and disadvantages of tight tees and hot pants... and started walking again... as I was walking through a meadow... I saw something sparkling under the sun... it was red and it shone as a lighthouse in the prairie... I approached... what the hell was that? I should have reminded myself that red=danger... as I went closer I realised it was a boy... mmm... with ginger hair... "give me your money", he shouted... "so I can buy toothbrush shaped lighters.." so I gave him the money and he made some greek coffee for me in return... I left the GiNgEr CrOOk standing in the prairie with his hair shining under the sun, attracting innocent passers by... then... as I went to a hotel to get some rest and have a shower I saw this boy who was eating a toast... it was weird as the toast was like two slices of bread and in between it had melted cheese and ham... "can I have a bite?" I asked... and he said "yer, go ahead.."... so we became friends and decided to look after each other and have loads and loads of toast... I left the toast boy and started walking again... I heard voices... angry voices... there was a guy holding a pirate copy of the new B&S album screaming at me... he was wearing one of these eye-pads pirates wear... he could see only from his left eye... I got really angry myself as he made me sit down on the ground whilst he was explaining to me how he stole away all these songs and tried to persuade me how people misunderstood him and that he was a democrat with liberal ideas of equality and free-speech... mmm... I said "I don't believe in DeMo-N-cRaCy... and I left him alone ranting on... I could still hear his voice as I was walking away... Suddenly... I smelled something... I felt the sea breeze on my face... I ran... and fell on a boy... he looked at me totally gobsmacked and said "I want to make you happy..." I replied "I'm scared of you... I don't know you..." ... but then he gave me butterfly kisses and I knew it was him who woke me up from my deep long sleep behind the tigermilk poster... I held his hand and walked with him... he had a sweet voice... one of these voices that make your heart longing for things... As we were walking we saw a boy running towards us playing with a football at the same time... "could that be..." we wondered... and yes... we smiled... it was ALLy CiNNaMoN... and we started singing to him... "Before Ally I was never happy..." But with a sudden move of his hand he made us stop... "Vel you promised me a dress to wear in our next footie match..." mmm... so I opened my Sport Billy bag and handed him a dress... he was happy as the dress fit him and he looked so cute... it even suits his nail polish... so, he left us, jumped on a space hopper in his dress screaming whilst we were greeting him singing... "Ally Cinnamon you are my world..." We started walking again... and all of a sudden we smelled... mmm cookies... we saw honeymummy standing in front of an oven baking... mmm cookies... we ran to her and gave her a bum hug... leaning our heads on her apron... we were drifting off smiling happily as she said... "welcome back kiddies...after all... SiNiStEr is WheRe wE LiVe..." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< that's all for now... so long indeed that post was... sorry... but I had to share all these with you... take care... Vel ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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