October 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: I think you're wonderful and so does everyone else.
by Alasdair Cook 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

I'm sorry, Sinister. I haven't been keeping up. I write this behind the times. What did happen to that Sinister mail anyway? Well, time got away. Then I did. Only for a short while, mind. Like the Beach Boys. That could be construed as an imperative. That could be how it's intended. Not all of it, though. Kevan forfend. It has been said that RJG is the new me. I'm confused. Am I now the old me? And at such a young age, too. Of course it's all an elaborate hoax. Whoever heard of a Dutchman who didn't dance? He knew I was going to say that. Well of COURSE he did. The other week I saw an exhibition of photography. Some of it was bad, it has to be said. The captions were wrong, for a start. One stood out, however. While Rocheteau and Carlos were falling over each other, Platini casually strolled by, sidled away, and levelled. I thought of only one thing, naturally. Jen said: smiling fools And I thought of 1491 things, naturally. Carsmile Steve reported beautifully and succinctly. He must have heard that Miller was back. PETER FALK NEWS The man is on borrowed time now; he's 4 years overdue. Archel talked about toast. She should probably go here: http://www.missprint.org/toast/ PF: A gal said that she was playing 'Eighties Fan' on G-D-C only. Let me record not only my approval but that I have pre-empted this plan by writing Frank O'Hara's 'In Memory Of My Feelings' with only 50 words. They say less is more. Which could seem to make no sense. Less could just be cheating. Play the Bm. But then again. Why? Richard: It's because 'they can't get the wrappers off'. Something landed on a pub table I happened to be sitting at last week. It said exciting things like 'Lloyd Cole', 'The Lucksmiths', 'Camera Obscura', 'Go-Betweens' on it. This was exciting. I thought that this was a moment to remember. I may even have said so. So I am. Remembering. I hope I don't forget to go. It has dancing. Another thing I told myself not to forget were eyes. A blushing groom. 'Don't forget this', I said. The most wonderful thing I've seen in a while. Extraordinary. Really. I'm going to remember this one. Buying too much drink; being overcharged; sudden influxes of friends; a tiara to die for; a speech you wish you could make; Pop quizzes; sausage suppers. It happens all the time. I hope it keeps happening. YOU WERE JUST HOPING TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/SOMEONE NEWER THAN YOU Wow! I just remembered. I heard 'Marx and Engels' on Sunday. It's terrific. I just thought I'd say. Gordon offered: Elliptical breast juggling, Ken: get a grip on that! Yes, just try it. Recently I received a tape of Scott Walker, one of the Walker Brothers. Who, of course, weren't brothers at all. Unlike the Pointer Sisters. They were SISTERS. Soon I might even get an ENO tape. But what do I have to offer in return? Only gratitude, perhaps. Which almost brings us back to F.O'H. Who said: There's nothing more beautiful than knowing something is going to be over Sometimes it seems like there is nothing more exciting than knowing something is about to begin. Lately, buses have been smelling of tomato soup. I'd prefer chicken. Alasdair xx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Lots of words from an english 15-year-old who copies other peoples subject lines when they can't think of one themselves
by Joe Vester 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Well, here I am, slinking back after my last post which, now I read it again seems so callous and objectionable. I'm sorry to all those people who now think much, much worse of me and will never read my posts again. But you won't read this so you'll continue to think I'm the twat I seemed. I'm not. Really. Also, it was meant to say inconsequential, not consequential, which sounded even twattier. Well, this and that has been happenning, My new little sister got born, but she hasn't got a name yet, even though it happened over a week ago. Her Birthday is the day before my other sister's. I would like, at this point, to say that babies are very, very boring. They really don't do anything at all. Cats are much better. And cats, I am convinced, understand Irony far better than humans ever could. It's sort of built into their faces. I'm feeling pretty crap right now, I don't know why. I liked Astrid's post, but then I always do. I'm thinking of doing something similar to what she did to the beautiful boy in the record shop to the next truly gorgeous girl I see but I don't know if it would work at all. I reckon I'd just seem like some complete pervy idiot with nasty, leery eyes. Boys have it hard, you know. (Self pity quotient now fulfilled). Will Salt has also become one of my favourite listees. I'm very bad sometimes, and I only read a few special people's posts and some newbies. I read other people's later but there's a few I always especially like. I won't tell you who they are as that would be somehow nasty but you can imagine you're all one of them. Will Salt is definitely one, but keep it up or you will slip off like some have in the past. Sorry to be bossy, it's not very nice. My English teacher likes Belle and Sebastian. She saw me wearing my FYHCYWLAP t-shirt today and said so. It's really quite odd. Sinisterberry fields forever, Joe +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: insane in the membrane
by toadie291＠home.com 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

hi everyone. greetings and salutations from the dark side of the moon...er, chicago at the very least. so i would like to share this story with all of you. on this saturday past i was shopping round the suburbs running errands and trying to hunt down a copy of the advocate magazine becuase i wanted to read the lil article about jonsi from sigur ros....i love them....anyway. after trying several bookstore i thought i'd give borders a try. i sauntered in and went to the "Lesbian/Gay Lifestyle" section. so there i stood reading the advocate. i was so happy to have found it! so all the sudden i notice this woman standing next to me sort of muttering to herself. then she said "yes im talking to you!" and i looked at her, then glanced around wondering who on earth she was talking to. turns out she was talking to yours truly. she then proceeded to ask me what on earth someone who looked like me was doing there. i said "i love bookstores, i go to them all of the time." to which she replied "you know precisely what i mean!" in all honestly, if not naivity, i had no bloody idea what she was talking about...not even thinking about being in the gay lesbian section. so then she started to say that she can't believe someone like "me" was one of "those" as i look like such a nice girl and a good person. she also mentioned that i was a child of the devil himself and that i ought to be ashamed of myself for how i "chose" to live and also feel dreadfully guilty for what i "put my poor parents through." oh my god! i have NEVER been more offended in my life. when i was able to speak after my shock had somewhat worn off i said "how dare you walk up to a total stranger in a public place and pass judgement. perhaps you are the one who should be ashamed as you are a rude, pretentious and totally uneducated old cow. who i choose to have intimate relations with is in no way your business or the business of anyone other than myself and the person whom im with." at this point the manager came over and asked if we were okay and i simply told her that the woman had said something rude and totally inappropriate to me....to which said woman went huffing out of the store saying..."people like me will never be friends with people like you." to which i replied "i have no interest or desire to even know people like you much less be friends with them. my friends are intelligent, respectful, open minded, talented,courteous and amazingly brilliant people and i'm sorry but you just don't fit the bill." and with that she walked out of the store. i apologised to the manager for any type of scene that may have been caused and she gave me a discount on my magazine. oi. what a totally insane day. i mean, as for the gay bashing. that blew me away. i have never been a part of a "minority" group. im a white female from the suburbs,heterosexual,upperish middle class family, catholic..the whole nine yards. i have never experienced anything like that and feel very sorry for people who are in situations like that all of the time just because of who they fall in love with or what religious affiliation they have or where they live or what the colour of their skin is. its so crazy that things like that happen in modern society..where people are educated and have all of the knowledge known to mankind at their disposal....all to be pissed way and totally distorted to fit into what a few fanatical believers believe. oh my. so then i went to get some petrol for colin (he's my car). i was in line to pay and the man standing behind me was telling me that i had a nice smile and then totally flirting with me. i was getting a little annoyed when i noticed that he had a ring on his left finger. i thought to myself that there was no way someone would be that rude...he couldn't possibly be married. so then i left and went to my car...his car was parked next to mine...a volvo...no single man drives a volvo! then he got in and kissed the woman in the car! i was thinking..."sir, the next time you try to pick up a girl at the petrol station, leave your wedding ring behind! CREEP!!!!!" so saturday night i was to go to the cinema with my friend sharon. i love her! awww. anyway. we went to see scary movie 2. it starts off with this sort of exorcist spoof with this girl spewing green gel like substances and such. very pleasant. anyway. there was this woman sitting in front of me while this was on. i would guess her to be 40ish..so anyway. she turned around and said to me "THIS ISN'T OSMOMSIS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i said "no its scary movie 2" to which she replied "well no wonder!!!!" and went huffing off. sharon and i were cracking up! that, incidentally, was the only thing funny about scary movie 2. then we saw these people who were driving so insanely. we thought that the one guy cut off the other one so he started following him. we then sort of concluded that they must have known each other.....we followed them for about 30 minutes or so cuz we were certain they were doing a crack deal or something interesting that we suburbanites had not seen the likes of. when they started heading toward the ghetto we decided we best just head back to more familiar territory. no crack deal. damn. ah well. as for the picnic in chicago. i thought that the dates i read were the 13/14 of october...which would be a thursday or friday...so perhaps i misread the dates or the month. anyway. i think we should do it on whatever that saturday is. i am available either day, but i think it would be cool to see elise and a sinister who we might not meet otherwise. just my opinion. we should start a lil sub-section of the list so that we can try to organise this so that it actually happens. :o) my aol im id is toadie291 btw. one more thing. does anyone know what happened to isabellark? i used to talk to her all of the time and she used to post quite a bit but i havent heard from her in ages. aww. well i hope all of you are having toadie days. it is sunny and almost 80 degrees in chicagoish today. take care. thanks for listening. ~stine +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: insane in the membrane
by toadie291＠home.com 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

hi everyone. greetings and salutations from the dark side of the moon...er, chicago at the very least. so i would like to share this story with all of you. on this saturday past i was shopping round the suburbs running errands and trying to hunt down a copy of the advocate magazine becuase i wanted to read the lil article about jonsi from sigur ros....i love them....anyway. after trying several bookstore i thought i'd give borders a try. i sauntered in and went to the "Lesbian/Gay Lifestyle" section. so there i stood reading the advocate. i was so happy to have found it! so all the sudden i notice this woman standing next to me sort of muttering to herself. then she said "yes im talking to you!" and i looked at her, then glanced around wondering who on earth she was talking to. turns out she was talking to yours truly. she then proceeded to ask me what on earth someone who looked like me was doing there. i said "i love bookstores, i go to them all of the time." to which she replied "you know precisely what i mean!" in all honestly, if not naivity, i had no bloody idea what she was talking about...not even thinking about being in the gay lesbian section. so then she started to say that she can't believe someone like "me" was one of "those" as i look like such a nice girl and a good person. she also mentioned that i was a child of the devil himself and that i ought to be ashamed of myself for how i "chose" to live and also feel dreadfully guilty for what i "put my poor parents through." oh my god! i have NEVER been more offended in my life. when i was able to speak after my shock had somewhat worn off i said "how dare you walk up to a total stranger in a public place and pass judgement. perhaps you are the one who should be ashamed as you are a rude, pretentious and totally uneducated old cow. who i choose to have intimate relations with is in no way your business or the business of anyone other than myself and the person whom im with." at this point the manager came over and asked if we were okay and i simply told her that the woman had said something rude and totally inappropriate to me....to which said woman went huffing out of the store saying..."people like me will never be friends with people like you." to which i replied "i have no interest or desire to even know people like you much less be friends with them. my friends are intelligent, respectful, open minded, talented,courteous and amazingly brilliant people and i'm sorry but you just don't fit the bill." and with that she walked out of the store. i apologised to the manager for any type of scene that may have been caused and she gave me a discount on my magazine. oi. what a totally insane day. i mean, as for the gay bashing. that blew me away. i have never been a part of a "minority" group. im a white female from the suburbs,heterosexual,upperish middle class family, catholic..the whole nine yards. i have never experienced anything like that and feel very sorry for people who are in situations like that all of the time just because of who they fall in love with or what religious affiliation they have or where they live or what the colour of their skin is. its so crazy that things like that happen in modern society..where people are educated and have all of the knowledge known to mankind at their disposal....all to be pissed way and totally distorted to fit into what a few fanatical believers believe. oh my. so then i went to get some petrol for colin (he's my car). i was in line to pay and the man standing behind me was telling me that i had a nice smile and then totally flirting with me. i was getting a little annoyed when i noticed that he had a ring on his left finger. i thought to myself that there was no way someone would be that rude...he couldn't possibly be married. so then i left and went to my car...his car was parked next to mine...a volvo...no single man drives a volvo! then he got in and kissed the woman in the car! i was thinking..."sir, the next time you try to pick up a girl at the petrol station, leave your wedding ring behind! CREEP!!!!!" so saturday night i was to go to the cinema with my friend sharon. i love her! awww. anyway. we went to see scary movie 2. it starts off with this sort of exorcist spoof with this girl spewing green gel like substances and such. very pleasant. anyway. there was this woman sitting in front of me while this was on. i would guess her to be 40ish..so anyway. she turned around and said to me "THIS ISN'T OSMOMSIS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i said "no its scary movie 2" to which she replied "well no wonder!!!!" and went huffing off. sharon and i were cracking up! that, incidentally, was the only thing funny about scary movie 2. then we saw these people who were driving so insanely. we thought that the one guy cut off the other one so he started following him. we then sort of concluded that they must have known each other.....we followed them for about 30 minutes or so cuz we were certain they were doing a crack deal or something interesting that we suburbanites had not seen the likes of. when they started heading toward the ghetto we decided we best just head back to more familiar territory. no crack deal. damn. ah well. as for the picnic in chicago. i thought that the dates i read were the 13/14 of october...which would be a thursday or friday...so perhaps i misread the dates or the month. anyway. i think we should do it on whatever that saturday is. i am available either day, but i think it would be cool to see elise and a sinister who we might not meet otherwise. just my opinion. we should start a lil sub-section of the list so that we can try to organise this so that it actually happens. :o) my aol im id is toadie291 btw. one more thing. does anyone know what happened to isabellark? i used to talk to her all of the time and she used to post quite a bit but i havent heard from her in ages. aww. well i hope all of you are having toadie days. it is sunny and almost 80 degrees in chicagoish today. take care. thanks for listening. ~stine +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Re: Sinister: Grampian Pic-nic
by The Hodottir 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Is there a date for the Grampian picnic yet? I'm coming home from London to see my folks before Christmas, but after 2 minutes in Arbroath - which is officially in Angus or Tayside, and definitely not a good picnic location - I'd be mad up for a slice of square sausage with lovely sinisters. I'll bring smokies! Miss Ho x _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: da pic-nic!
by elise j. spry 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Hey midwest sinister crew (and hey to the rest of the world as well!), I could come to a piccy on Saturday only, and then I can bring a representative from Maryland sinister, aka Darling Sean. That is, if he's okay with driving down to Chicago on top of driving to Wisconsin from Maryland. Unfortunately, Sean is 20, but might bring a fake ID, or maybe could sneak in during Jim's square dance. So. In conclusion, I can maybe come, if it's held on Saturday. I wish Rachel (fruitloop) could come, and could bring Dunston, if he wasn't throwing up. (heh, heh) But dear gorgeous Rachel is in Simi Valley, CA. I'm listening to Public Radio right now, and there is some sort of modern composition playing that features a boing-y instrument. A jew-harp? That seems horidly insulting and old-fashioned. Can anyone come up with a better name for this boinger thing? And also, can anyone name a pop song in which this boinger has been played? (I can't, I'm just wondering) Love to you all, and kisses for Sean, -elise __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Listen to your Yahoo! Mail messages from any phone. http://phone.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Grampian Pic-nic
by Spike 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Just my luck. This meet-up is arrainged after I leave Aberdeen for Uni. BTW, I agree with Neil. Will --- "Neil Robertson" <neil(a)banchory.net> > wrote: >Surely Banchory would be the obvious place for a North-East meet-up? >It would be rude not to. > >Cheers, > >Neil > >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ > +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ > +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ > +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ > +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ == It would be so nice to have the world fade away in a drunken sex scene and finish with a mindblowing orgasm Quote from a friend. _____________________________________________________________ Get email for your site ---> http://www.everyone.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Got a tiger in my tank
by Lucy Alder 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Gorgeous lovelies, If Belle & Sebastian were to do one cover, which song would you like them to tackle? I volunteer Jeans On by David Dundas. Jeans On is a grate song! Can you imagine Beanz doing the groovy keyboards on that? Can you imagine Struan's delicate tones as he sings "you and me, we'll go motorbike riding" (and Pookie picturing herself swooning on the pillion with the sun and the wind and the rain in her hair)? Can you imagine Mick parping some brassy bits and the girls ch-ch-ing and doo-dooing? Can you imagine Stevie ROCKING and Richard pulling his constipated face as he batters his pots? And can you imagine the potential for Belfast Bob's hair? I CAN! I've been in Glasgow for Ailsa's wedding. If you don't know Ailsa, she's a lovely sinisterine who's been a sinisterine for longer than you. Probably. She's been one for longer than me, anyway. She looked like a princess in a glittering tiara and Neil, who is now Mr Ailsa, looked like a bonnie prince in his Pride of Scotland tartan. And, by gum, there were kilts everywhere. Everywhere, I tell you! And hairy knees framed by green or white or dodgy red tartan hose. They didn't play David Dundas at the reception, but they did do the Gay Gordons. Twice! And Carsmile Steve and I did the Twist and Curled Up Carey and I did the Waltz. She was the man. Calumn chatted up all of Ailsa's aunties and we know this for a fact because we heard two ladies asking who *was* that nice fellow in the green jacket? Don't go to see Mike Bassett, England Manager. Above all, don't go to see it in Scotland. However, if you live in London, DO, DO, DO go to LondonIndieUSA, a fabulous indie disco benefit night in aid of the International Red Cross on the evening of 12th October at the Betsey Trotwood in Farringdon. Please. Juicy Lucy ===== We're going out! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/london-indie ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Part one of "Hey, If you ever get caught between the moon and Broughton-Astley"
by DansonHatcher＠aol.com 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

.....the best thing you can do, yeah the best thing you can do is call in mine for a quick snog. put the fear of god into myself with a title like that! I'll surely burn in hell for all eternity to pay the price for bastardising a Christopher Cross song for my own posting pleasure. ------------------------------------- Anyhow. Yesterday or maybee the day before. "Big Idea number one" was concocted in the James/Miss Jenni "mind-lab" "Big Idea number one" then sat around and matured in James's head all the day long, whilst he got arty(keep telling yourself that James) photographing Leicester's premier multi story car parks. By tea time "Big Idea number one" had developed into an idea anyone would be proud to call their own. I'll let you all know all 'bout me plan 'later' like. ----------------------------------------------- Wow! this morning was beautiful, You know when you go abroad to like the Med or somewhere equally lovely and at night the sky is so clear and the strars look so bright and the moon is like a big torch lighting up the world, well that's just how it was here a half five this morning. Such a sight it was I managed to get "front row at the cinema" neck pains while on my bike. Maddie was talking about like songs to charge down the road to. I think she said "boy with../Dirty dream number 2" I personally think The Cardigan's "love is the key" was made for just such a purpose and Heather Nova's "I'm no angel" is a 'monster' track aswell. Virgin radio has well and truly tarnished my soul as you can/may tell in future posts but it is where I heard these songs and of the many things my big love 'Dolly' introduced me to I highly recommend it as the best thing. Other than giving her a damn good thrashing* of course. I've just got a letter through the door and it has (in big imposing writing) 'PARKHOUSE PERSONNEL' written on it. This has got me chewing my nail's and biting my lip in sheer terror. You see, Parkhose personnel was the agency I used to thro at my last job. I left that job over a month ago now, yet due to some financial cock-up they have continued to pay me a wage of £220 almost every week. As you can imagine I was quite content with this system I give this letter a high chance of containing the words.... ...."give us our money or the boys'll be round to sort you out" Wish me luck, I'm about to open my debt-demander. If you've read this FAR you're an absolute STAR. Excited/Worried.James +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Grampian Pic-nic
by Neil Robertson 03 Oct '01

03 Oct '01

Surely Banchory would be the obvious place for a North-East meet-up? It would be rude not to. Cheers, Neil +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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