April 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister:my virginity
by OneMestizo＠aol.com 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Sinisterians, i heard her voice today and perhaps the last two nights i was in and out of what i call sleep. She has taken me for a loop around the porno breifing and perhaps around the merry go. now it's time to decipher if i was really painting her portrait along the linens of my surreal. I had trouble with her breast at first but after the adult section of the dub dub dub i understand the placement of her 36c's cradled in calvin's klein. so back to the nightmares that i may have due to her absence of the delivery today. she'll be testing and maybe even wearing silly caps of perversion. i'm not sure what to think of it all so let me take a moment and get consumed by the lyrics of "death of a disco dancer" and maybe just maybe she'll make me feel a little closer to what's nestled in her ck's. and maybe just maybe i'll feel a little sinister and go home early today and take a sweet nap so i can dream and meet her in the surreal landscape. by the way, this is my first post the one like, mestizo +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Mother Dimbleby Explodes With Joy!
by Peter Miller 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

I don't care where you have your flipping London picnic as long as there's loads of ANAL PAIN. Jonathan and David is quite an unusual title for a song, I mean, it's hardly Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue, is it? What's it about? Does Stevie sing the recorded version? Is it about shirtlifters? Do I like it? Is it another Northern Soul stomper like Legal Man? Is the David in the title David Coulthard? Is the Jonathan Jonathan King? Is it a cheap attempt to get on Entertainment USA? Is Jeremy in Chicago about Jeremy....hang on a minute, they don't have Jeremys in Chicago! Pull the other one! They have Jerrys. Anyway, I'm delighted that Napster are continuing to support B&S. Not so delighted that I don't qualify to play bass in Rupert's group, but still. You can't have everything. Thank you Carsmile for the Peacock report. Keep them coming in, everybody. Sketchy characterisation is the new rock'n'roll, Rachel. What do you think this is, Victorian Britain? I really like Peacock Johnson, even though I haven't read it. This is quite a step up, I didn't like Nalda Said at all, and I hadn't read that either. Apparently a lot of people's second books are a bit rubbish, so they don't get published. Unless... I heard Girls' Talk by Dave Edmunds on the radio the other day and it was GRATE, I think it may have thrown some light on the recent why is Elvis Costello crap now debate we had a few weeks ago. It would probably take a great leap of the imagination for anyone over, let's say, 28 to write a song like that and give it any conviction. Unless EC was already in his 30s then or something. OK, so this theory needs a bit of work. What I mean to say is that if I just wanted to hear girls' talk I would have to have myself arrested. Yet I could still relate to it. The list has really gone downhill since the shadowy "Linda" took over. It has quickly degenerated into a ferocious slanging match about the London picnic, and people are already advertising illegal Napsters of the band. Come back Honey! I mean, Honey Come Back! Each lonely day's a little bit longer. And thanks, if it wasn't for you, I'd never have met Jordi. That chocolate you gave me was handpicked by child slaves, you know. Jordi manned the wheels of steel at a B&S disco in Gijón on Saturday. I wonder what it was like? Peter +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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by marc bots 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Hello all, My first post, but since I don't like introductions, I won't introduce myself. Actually I do like introductions, but not now. Anyway: Don't worry mark, you and your 20 slug-a-beds (?) will not stand alone. I'd like to give my picnic-vote to Greenwich. It's the only place where it could be a real success anyway. Do you people from the other side of the north sea have a way of arranging nice wheather for picnics? Or do you just don't care? Anything else? Not really. I don't think there is a point in saying that B&S should come to Holland. Or is there. Bye all, have a good day (better than mine should be the least), Marc +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 15:41:23 +0100
by Mark Casarotto 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

So, lovely Elena, it's 20 slug-a-beds in Greenwich versus, erm, everyone else in the UK and beyond? Sounds like we won't be needing that coin after all... Actually, I don't particularly mind. Does anyone fancy doing it on Barnes Common? CROCKERY = WINDING LANE TO INSANITY Markx p.s. can whoever ended up with my football last time bring it along please? ********************************************************************** HIT Entertainment PLC, Maple House 149 Tottenham Court Road, London, W1T 7NF Tel: +44 (20)7 554 2500, Fax: +44 (20)7 388 9321 The contents of this e-mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e-mail; please notify us by telephone on +44 (20)7 554 2500, and delete this message from your computer system. This e-mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e-mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.com www.hitwildlife.com ********************************************************************** +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I won't participate in any kind of debate...
by elenita99 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

OK OK we need some serious picnic talk here. So let's make a little test: Who wants the first London picnic this year to be in Primrose? Mark, Stu and Lucy raise their hands Who wants the first London picnic this year to be in Greenwich? Trousers, Martin, Sally, Pam, Mike, Elena, Larry and all their flatmates raise their hands (which is about 20 hands in the air or so) Now, what is the reasonable solution? Mmm I think Carsmile should flip a coin, it will sort things out, because as Mark said this is fightin' talk (and thank you, you are beautiful and lovely too). My lovely flatmate Mike said: Living with Bobby the 'cockroach' and Larry the 'frog' has opened me up to the possibility that I have the ability to see things as they really are, like in They Live or The Invisibles, as neither creature resembles their alleged form, to me. Well, as you can see, Larry and Bobby are now at home in our house and everybody loves them. Carsmile also said: xoxo CarsmileSteve dinosaur, not frog, clearly. I didn't know you were a dinosaur. I am sure Larry the Frog would be very happy to meet you. Sam Walton is back! Welcome back, I hope you are not angry with French people because you twisted your knee in France... Yesterday I wrote 3,000 words of my final year project. Only 10,000 to go, I am nearly there, wish me luck. Elena xx ______________________________________________ FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com Sign up at http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I missed the perfect opportunity...
by Hewitt, Stephen 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

You see the thing is, after Peacock has done his little rant, oh hold on a minute. PEACOCK JOHNSON STUFF, LOOK AWAY NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW (there is some picnic stuff at the bottom, if you want to scan down). So after he's done his little rant about not getting a credit for writing the book with Stuart, he asked for questions from the (frankly rather small, 20 tops) audience, which would've been the perfect opportunity to say: So you've been working with Stuart David a lot on this book, did you happen to notice if he SMELLS OF WEE or not?? then we would've known for sure, oh well, maybe someone else could ask. Oh and maybe asking to see the Peacock tattoo on his arm, cos i'm not sure if he's got one or not. I also failed to take any pics cos i'm rubbish, although peacock failed to join us in the pub (getting pished was the only thing i did succeed in doing last nite), which makes him a big GURL. The event was erm well rather like a dress rehearsal, i suppose is the best way to put it. I would've put more bits from the book in, rather than just random bits about peacock being pissed off (peacock claims that StuD has ripped off his life story and fictionalised him, without giving him any credit (or more importantly, money)), and there was lots of whispering between the three characters (Peacock's wife Bev (looking beautiful in a pink wig) and Evil Bob being the other two), in that kind of "what are we going to talk about next" way. I think that the concept is a really strong one (the characters come across well, possibly better than in the book) and it could work well but it needs a bit more structure and direction, it's a bit flabby at the moment, but hey, what do i know, i've only got a degree in performance arts. There are some really nice bits, like he has stickers with "and Peacock Johnson" on, to stick on the front of all the books, and they do some beatboxing over rhinestone cowboy, which is pretty funny. Anyway, quite a good half an hour, i'm sure it'll change over the week, I'd be interested to hear what happens (I'm having all these sad little wannabe director thoughts about what i could do with it now, oh dear). END OF PEACOCK STUFF, ON TO PICNICS Now you london-types can keep me RIGHT OUT of this, or we'll be going to the picnic arbitration board (ie tossing a coin), so play nice and decide between yourselves, unless we hire a boat and have the whole thing on the Thames (which does have a certain appeal). xoxo CarsmileSteve dinosaur, not frog, clearly. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: She had come-to-bed eyes, and a been-to-bed hairdo...
by Gardiner, Stuart 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Robin already mentioned the Nottingham pubnic on Friday, which was fun, not least because it involved spending 14 hours getting drunk. Topics of discussion included "Whatever happened to Susannah?", and "Why the hell is there a canalboat in the middle of the pub?". And discussing Sweden with the bass-player from the Aislers Set at the after-show party (Clang!)... /me suspects Llaura doesn't look anything like the afore-mentioned guitarist, she just wants a few more list crush votes. Is Llllllllaura Llllllllllllllew related to Roddddddddddd? /bit that noone in the rest of the world cares about Can I vote for Primrose Hill for the London picnic on May 5th, because it's closer to Kings Cross / St Pancras station, so those of us who don't live in the Big Smoke can get there easier? And possibly even make it home the same night for a change? (Unless any kind Sinisterinees fancy offering a floor for the night of course...) And while we're at it, why not start at midday instead of 2pm? I'm always starving by then, and we're missing out on valuable drinking time... /end bit that noone in the rest of the world cares about A big hello to our new surrogate list mummy, Honeyetta. Big Stu The original long, tall B&S fan (not sure about the rather attractive bit though...) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 12:51:43 +0100
by Mark Casarotto 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Right. Going through 34 back issues of the Sinister Digest (Incorporating The Ribena Seller, The Pink Floyd Bugle and Spreads! Magazine), I was finding myself occasionally tempted to put pen to paper (Neil R made a comment that made me laugh, but I'm not saying what it was - see if you can guess). And then, BANG like a thunderbolt, I knew I had to start my first post in Really Quite Some Time. Elena (beautiful, sultry etc. she may be, but this is fightin' talk) made some kind of connection between Greenwich and picnics. I think it's very important for anyone even thinking of attending a London picnic this year to be aware that THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE IN ARSEING SODDING GREENWICH ALL THE BLOODY TIME. That is all. Ken, excellent pulling tactic. I salute you. BG Mark xxx ********************************************************************** HIT Entertainment PLC, Maple House 149 Tottenham Court Road, London, W1T 7NF Tel: +44 (20)7 554 2500, Fax: +44 (20)7 388 9321 The contents of this e-mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e-mail; please notify us by telephone on +44 (20)7 554 2500, and delete this message from your computer system. This e-mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e-mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.com www.hitwildlife.com ********************************************************************** +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bass player required, London, salary erm...
by Rupert.Jessop＠moneygator.com 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Hi, I don't post often and it always seems be for awfully practical things, so.... I need a bass player 16-28 9 (m/f) based central London in a band (shock horror) - inf. Television, Bowie, VU, Pavement, Lowgold, The Strokes, Mo Ho Bi Shobi, Sebadoh, Iggy, B and S (didn't see that commin'!) New Bad Things, Ed Harcourt, Granddaddy, Dylan etc... Please get back to me if you are interested, that would be lovely. Thanks love Rupert xxx that would be lovely Rupert Jessop Moneygator Ltd work: 0207 647 2086 mob: 07951436836 ********** The information contained in this message is intended for the addressee only. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. Legal Disclaimer:- Please be aware that messages sent over the Internet may not be secure and should not be seen as forming a legally binding contract unless otherwise stated. Any views or opinions expressed in this message are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of moneygator.com limited or any of its affiliates. ********** +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm sorry if I can't think in straight lines.
by Dairy Fairy 18 Apr '01

18 Apr '01

Hello, today the sun is all shiny. just as it should be. often though the sun doesn't seem to be light at all. even though it obviously is, since if it were not everything would be dark. dear me. as much sense as usual. Anyway.... 1) I found that track on napster as well. And I was going to mention it, but i felt all sheepish because, a) i thought i would get hit with sticks for saying i'd downloaded something they didn't want people to hear, which always worries me ( now you can just hit lawrence ) b)i decided probably everyone had already heard it and i would be getting excited about 'old news'. and also c) it was listed under 'murdoch' and had no title. but i know mr struans voice and unless there's a good impersonator it was definitely him. hmm. the thought process is clearly over the top. what an empty head i have. 2 ) hehehe. i was at the clearlake gig at the rocket in leeds last night too. Isn't it funny how there are sinister people everywhere. I was bouncing around wearing bunches. yes. i know it's wrong, and bunches are for children. but i am only 16, so as a legal minor i guess it's ok. wondering which person jonathan was ( not many people there ). I bet the boy fairly near the front in a cream top. He was singing along and looking a bit twee. Actually I spoke to Jason Pegg after the gig, and he signed a 7inch I bought. And he reminds me of chris martin from coldplay. which i'm not sure he'd like. but they are more lovely than coldplay, especially with winterlight, jumble sailing and the like ~smile~. 3 ) wow a york picnic. i think i would like to go to a picnic. although i always get nervy at the last minute when i'm meeting people i don't know. Like when you meet someone on a night out, and agree to meet up. then you realise you don't know if you're brave enough to...or even if you remember what they look like. Anyway, I will try and fiddle work, and take a deep breath and go. I think that's quite enough for one day. i get so worried that honey is talking directly to me when she says about posts becoming personal diaries. but there is some content so ~forgive me~ if i have sinned. Love etc.... Grace --- And she spent the rest of the day separating the bits from the marmalade, or, if you prefer, the marmalade from the bits. Check out the FREE cell phone packages complete with accessories at Lycos Wireless Marketplace http://www.inphonic.lycos.com/redirect.asp?referringpage=www.lycosad129 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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