Morning all,
I came across a lovely idea yesterday; why don't cigarette
manufacturers put seeds in cigarette filters so that when they are
casually thrown away flowers could grow from them?
I'm sure this type of cigarette would sell well...
Love Henry
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Hello,
I just wanted to extend a massive thanks to those of you who took the time
to answer the questions I had on marriage. Thanks to you, a fairly
attractive mark was mine, and hopefully so will be a spot at university
next year. I may have to call on your help again, but you can rest easy
for now. Thanks again, you were most helpful.
truly,
jessica
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Someone had spied on us, I suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the
sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or Coca-Cola but hot milk out of a
thermos.
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I hereby declare that BRADFORD is the funniest person on this list. (I
have to flatter him a bit, though, since he was responsible for sending
me my Tigermilk.)
Since SARAH has given me no word as to whether I may join the
cheerleading squad, I am starting a new movement. In the true tradition
and spirit of high school, we should all be involved in extra-curricular
Sinister activities. I know GENEVEIVE and I are both photographers, and
I think there is someone here who works at a lab, so I nominate us to
head the SINISTER PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB. Those of you with instruments can be
the SINISTER MARCHING BAND. We could also have sports teams and such.
Maybe an environmental club also? And a drama club? What else?
So who's joining what? Everyone should form their own clubs, and, in true
joiner spirit, anyone can join any club. Yay!
I thought the forwarded horoscopes were hilarious. Maybe because I got
the best of the lot. I'm a communist Taurus rather than an incestuous,
prison bound whatever.
I'm sure this was discussed before I ever joined the list, but Fox in the
Snow is a painting. By whom, I don't know. But maybe this topic could
stand revival. I'm sure someone knows.
Also, Trembling Blue Stars used to be Northern Picture Library. Again,
something everyone probably already knows, but I thought it should be
passed on.
Where are the rest of the Americans? Maybe we've been hiding out because
we don't understand such terms as "crikey?"
Must go write a term paper now. Love to all.
-Kristen
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Hello Peeps,
Did anyone see the Vid for Century of Fakers on MTVs Alternative
Nation Tues night? Personally I hadn't seen it before - bit of a
snogfest near the end eh?
Katrina never said there would be another 'Scottish' section on the
show (which also had Teenage Fanclub, The Delgados and a strange short
film from the much hyped Toaster) so it came as a bit of a surprise
and I couldn't tape it in time (boo-hoo).
David S Mccarthy remarked:
>Not all b+s graffiti is in their favour, like this
>spotted in the male toilets of Bar Blue by Kelvinbridge underground,
>Glasgow:
>
>What's so belle about Sebastian?
Somebody scrawled something on the white walls of The Egg last
Saturday, and it wasn't nice either, along the lines of "why all
the hype around the shit B&S". I was tempted to reply flame-style but
scrubbed the offending words to oblivion instead - it didn't warrant
a reply.
I've always thought a white-walled club was a bad idea :o).
Hey it's late again,
Cheerio.
The Laird of East Fountainbridge.
"An Egg is good for you" - THE EGG Marketing Board
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which is another band that mick cooke plays for, so if anyone wants to
see them and live near norwich or bradford, here are the details.
> Amphetameanies gigs this weekend:
>
> Friday 24th April: Bradford - 'One In Twelve Club'
> The Amphetameanies + ska DJs
> Doors 9.30pm - close 1.00pm
>
> Saturday 25th April: Norwich - 'Fat Polly's'
> The Amphetameanies + The Steptones
> Doors 8.30pm - close midnight
>
> Also, here's some words from our 'Head Meanie', Gordon:
>
> AMPHETAMEANIES RECORD IN THE SHOPS SOON
> The Amphetameanies first 7" vinyl single is scheduled for release on Monday
> June 15 - and will be a double A-side spectacular featuring two extremely
> kickin' live favourites, "Mo'Ska" and "Tales of the Arizona Highway Patrol".
> Produced by internationally acclaimed knob-twiddler, Hubby Hubbert
> (previous production credits include Ganger, Lungleg, The Karelia, El
> Hombre Trajeado and Thermaderm), the single will be on the immensely cool
> F&J record label (previous releases from Mogwai, The Newtown Grunts, Eska,
> El Hombre Trajeado and Pink Kross).
>
> If you want a copy, it will be distributed around the UK's vinyl stockists
> by SRD distribution after June 15.
> Or you can get one mail order by sending a cheque or postal order, made out
> for £3.00, to Sandy Black, the helpful mail order chap, at:
>
> F&J Records,
> PO Box 16704,
> Glasgow,
> G12 9WQ
>
> The 'meanies have also recorded a track for release number 10 in the
> prestigious 'Club Beatroot' single series, which should be out later in the
> summer.
>
> PS- 'Meanies website nearly finished. Details to follow!
cheers, david
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Message text written by "Henry"
>can I play my tin whistle in the marching band?<
Hay, I play trombone, I could be in a marching band with you, we could be
the Sinister Band
John
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rory mackie has informed me of an addition to the london picnic, namely
in the form of a croquet set! so can we now pretend to be civilised?
other late additions to things include origami in the form of fortune
tellers for a certain london-based social thing starting soon, more news
to follow.
david
http://www.myspace.co.uk/bluesoda/picnics.htm
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My dear friends/lovers, a few quick things:
1. Keith referred to a Word 97 document of all bits off the WWW he's
pulled together for bedtime reading - it's at
http://www.majordomo.net/sinister/#keithsdoc
please note it's 1.6MB (big) and for Microsoft Word 97 ONLY, so if
you don't have that version of Word don't download it please.
Really, please, because I don't want my server to end up in the bin.
Someone ask Keith what he does on beaches.
Crikey.
2. Sorry to Andrew Dean for messing up a forward of a mail from him
to the list - the one about the Candy Factory interview - it really
*was* from him and not some shady owner-sinister, but it's really too
dull to tell you why it messed up. Andrew - I'll make those changes
to the FAQ in a min. (By the way if anyone's says rude words to
Andrew in the next month they'll get the entire 9 months list archive
mailed to them translated in morse code - Andrew sent me a CD
yesterday I've been looking for for ages - Earwig - and I don't know
why noone else gets excited by it, but then I'm old).
Yikes.
3. Crushes on people on the list? God I've been through a hundred -
I currently have wild fantasies about anyone whose name contains the
letter "S". And I don't like any vegetables that start with the
letter "A". Fact.
Stone the crows and cripes, Carruthers.
Tally ho,
Honey xxx
P.S. Anyone's who's asking me questions about the list, for help, etc
etc please be patient - I'm currently in blue-arsed-fly mode.
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Someone wrote:
> >Jessica and Elizabeth! Just like the Wakefield twins in the popular
> >Sweet Valley series...
>
Tinystar wrote:
> I thought the Wakefield twins would have been so cool if only they were a
> little more twee. Like, if Jessica would cut her hair short (like mine,
> spiky and fuzzy at the same time), and Elizabeth should have had a bob,
> and
> worn Hello, Kitty teeshirts and played an instrument in her room.
>
Well I do the instrument thing OK, but as for the bob, I've _done_ that:
when I was 10, and it suited me not one bit.
> Oh, if only the
> literary Jessica had been a little cooler, more avant garde or something,
> I
> would have been thrilled to share her name.
>
So is Elizabeth the bitch-queen one? Oh _great_, I get to be the cow of the
show...
Also: I too have a tin whistle (about 5, actually, for the different keys
they're in, you see), but no-one has soaked my nice Clark wooden-fipple one
in nail-no-bitey stuff, thank assorted deities! Penny whistles rule! Who's
for a mass performance of the Skye Boat Song? Starting on D...
Au revoir,
Liz.
(edaplynr3n00297(a)kiadroch.kiad.ac.uk)
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
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Hyup,
HUNG OVER, HUNG OVER. Morning after the (boom boom) sixties.
Ravenscourt Park beckons. I'd be a total twat if I didn't put the
following URL in the sinister domain.
http://home.earthlink.net/~doubters/buckner-frame.html
Your man's a feckin' star. I'm taking my mates tape player and a fuck
off pair of earphones t't'park. It'll all end in tears.
regards,
yerluvinuncleTurt
ps. jumpers for girl posts
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