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Sinister: Quandaries solved, eyebrows salved
by Michael Ashbridge 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

+++ Public Service Announcement +++ Robyn Fadden, I have the gospel on quotation marks and their proper placement. When quoting direct speech, all marks, including commas, belong inside the quotation marks. Punctuation concerning quotes used to set a phrase or text string apart from the main body of the sentence are placed outside the quotation marks, as they belong to the main body of the sentence. Usage example: "Let's have plenty of Wurlitzer!" exclaimed Struan, as Michael started clapping prematurely for "Boy With The Arab Strap". These facts will be disputed by many, and they may all kise my over-educated arse. I didn't get to where I am today by not knowing what to do with various bits of ASCII. If you're American, or some other kind of alien, ignore all that. You're a very weird bunch and like to put *everything* except ? and ! inside the quotes. But you only do it to annoy. +++ End of Useful Words +++ Can I second someone's emotion about rogue hairs? Only this morning I pulled out one eyebrow hair that had got outRAGEously long. Like something from The Fly. And I hadn't noticed it until just then, brushing my teeth, staring at my reflection, lost in some early morning reverie involving eyes and mirrors and dopey meta-level circular thoughts about eyes seeing eyes seeing eyes, and then WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? It's a half-inch long hair that's TWICE as thick as the others and where did THAT come from, HMM? And when I carefully appraised the other brow, THERE WAS ONE THERE TOO! Curled-up and trying its best to disguise itself as a muggle hair, but definitely ALIEN! Both of them, naturally, were ripped from my face, follicle and all. I can't be doin' with that kind of rebellion on my own bake. I didn't get much sleep last night, and I'm feeling very zonked today. I didn't need that kind of trauma. I wonder when my ears will start getting all hairy. Maybe I have a few more years before I have to start poking scissors in there. Or one of those buzzy things. I still don't know what's up with that. What evolutionary purpose does it serve? What's going to happen to me that my body thinks it will be better served by huge handfuls of hair clogging up my lugs? I am, however, going to buy the Langley Schools Music Project, just because I'm a sucker for alternative marketing, and I'm wide open for the boys and girls of sinister. Hurrah for orff-key singing (and crap puns). Until anon, - M. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: dolphins or jam?
by Thomas Henderson 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

hullo (did that sound like michael fish?) anywho, hiya everybody, did you know you can *actualy* get a cheese sandwich in an empty crisps bag? you can you know. so glasgow picnic..... hello to all there especialy manky mark wi' the one minute wank. brian wi' the cards and baccy, danny-thigh with his rarrrrrr ally with his golden boot, idles and swee...... oh they're away to the toilet....... and gav for his tour of glasgows brothels and everyone else. never play football in doc martin shoes, just don't it's murder. also note, don't throw yourself about to much, no matter how servicable the trousers are, the bones arent. fannybaws mcbinky wonderdog, was also there, and made a dramatic entrance to west 13. so yes i'm the twee fucker who brought the dog on wheels lucy. although i think you knew that and were just saving me the embarasment, cos you're nice like that. so thanx, but i just blew it anyway. re: peeing at glasto; Q magazine said if you saw someone piss in a bottle and throw it you got 1000 festival points...... well........ during orbital, i had to piss in a cup, i didn't throw it but how many points do i get? ok maybe i shouldn't have shared that, maybe, but i did now so anyway aha mmmm yes. byee everyone thomas x ps: i'll have some of whatever gordon's smoking __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: jump onto the streets and cry me a liver
by Histrianic＠aol.com 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

hey hey all you people! The summer's here, and I, having finally gotten all my RES-PON-SUH-BILITEEEES out of the way, am ready to sit back and enjoy it. I came home tonight with a little tupperware dish full of ice cream and other goodies as well as little creamy pastries to accompany my evening movie. I stepped lightly through the doors of my apartment building and even did a little jig-like step, happy to be home again and left to my own devices. With a turn of the head, I noticed a little bulk in the mailbox from a certain Academy and everything was ruined. My mother, having seen my grades and having read the comments, said: "All in all, you are simply too moody. That's what all your teachers say." I like to think that being a teenager having diagnosed as a depressive and under severe depression by a collection of four psychiatrists/psychologists entitles me to be a bit more moody than other people, but apparently not. The Irony Of It All: My mother dislikes me taking anti-depressants and so hides the stack the doctor prescribed me. I read a David Sedaris book tonight and realized that Idleberry's posts reminded of his stories, or vice versa. I'll leave it up for you to decide whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. l-o-v-e h +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If I Only Had A Brain
by Gardiner, Stuart 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

Hmmmm, lots of picnics going on. Which I haven't been to. End of Reporting Back section. Still, it's good that everyone is having get togethers to celebrate the release of the new Whitlams album on 22 July. What, that's not the only reason? Well it's as good an excuse as any... My copy's already been preordered... For almost five years, we've been talking on here about the state of Isobel's arse. Seems like she finally got pissed off with it and left the band. Maybe we should grant an amnesty to Richard as well, and stop talking about how he gurns like he's in labour whenever he's drumming, before he gets pissed off and leaves as well? I make it I've been back in England for almost 3 weeks now. And I'm fed up with the place already. So I'm going to Barcelona next week. Of course, I've got to try and convince people at work that I'm not permanently on holiday, honest. So I'm not just going to lie on the beach; I'm going to be carrying out an experiment into solar energy and its effect on humans (and in particular on myself and my own body, showing a selfless devotion to the cause). And at the same time, I'll be carrying out a study in observational feminine dermatology. OK, time for some list abuse. I don't hold up much hope of anyone being able to help me, but what the hell. You know you all love it really. Virtual masochists, the lot of you. Anyway... Does anybody out there know of any decent volunteering opportunities in Nepal for next summer? The only ones I can find are teaching English, which doesn't really appeal (partly since, as many of you know, I can't talk proper myself). Ideally community infrastructure and/or conservation work, but I'm open to other suggestions. Nice to see that Carsmile's company disclaimer is now longer than most posts. Big Stu PS To any bandmembers reading: gig at The Globe Theatre in London? Please? You know it makes sense... +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sunshine hit me
by anakin_sky＠gmx.net 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

hiya, me again. how can you be expected to be fresh, dynamic, and productive when it's 35°C in the burning sun? hm. i think i'm melting away. i want to go swimming, hmm, that would be soooo nice... yesterday i listened to 'fold your hands child...' again, it's been a while, and i remembered how many people and critics had dismissed this album as b&s's worst. i don't understand, i really love this album, it's my second favourite. it's got so much euphory (does that word exist in english? cause it does, in german) and beauty in it. what do you think? i don't think i've got anything else to say, um, very productive... love, anne. -- GMX - Die Kommunikationsplattform im Internet. http://www.gmx.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: hideously belated Reporting Back
by Hewitt, Stephen 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

ello babies blimey is it really nearly a fortnight since i boarded the magic bus to the fields of avalon, it seems like barely a minute. ANYHOO, I now present more content than possibly any other post i've ever written, YES, it's the "b&s at glasto, oh god how much can i still remember" Reporting Back. Frankly they were tops, muchmuchmuch better than at brixton where, if you recall, i thought they were a bit poo. It started with struan (in what can only be described as a "flasher mac")draping an Anti Nazi League "love music, hate racism" banner over the monitors, whilst the band played eff this ess. oor stevie was wearing a rather fetching duffle coat which made him look about 7, aw bless, and wee bobbie had a funny hat on. um, no chance of a setlist i'm afraid, but some memorable moments: Struan dedicating "the state i am in" to his brother who had gone and sneakily got married over the weekend. he then pointed out that the brother mentioned in TSIAI was "in a dream" and not his actual brother, oh no. Needless to say he then got the words wrong in the middle (has he ever got them all right, in the right order???) and me and lixi had a giggle. Stevie's outRAGeous organ blowing on me and the major, which i don't remember noticing to quite such an extent before. Mick's ever increasing variety of horns. Singing happy birthday to one of the string section (emma?) generally being loud, punchy and tight, three things they so weren't at brixton. girl standing about 10 foot to my left with a super powerful bubble blowing gun thingy, which managed to get bubbles all over the audience and stage. LLPJ with Monica, as it should be ;) all but the last three songs being filmed (god knows what the bbc is going to do with it all... virtually every act (even on new bands) had the majority of their sets filmed) the wee girl in the green top who had been chosen from the audience getting stage fright and not singing the isobel bit (in a town so small...) at the end of DD#2, so struan had to do it in a falsetto, which was the only point she was really missed... sarah's BLUDY HUGE guitar (possibly guitar was normal sized and sarah is wee) which looked as big as she is. mick cooke putting his *foot on the monitor* during boys are back in town. all the band looked happy and confident, i had had my doubts about them playing on the second stage, i thought they would've been better with a headline slot on the new bands, but they pulled it off!! (with aplomb) Struan saying he really wanted to come back next year, YAY!! getting to the urinals after they finished without my bladder actually exploding (bludy festival beer) was also a blessed relief... oh the rain was a bit rubbish, but it wasn't too bad (i can tell you stories about standing at that stage in the rain, let me tell you, ultrasound in 98, i nearly drowned etcetc "shut up you old codger" says the world) more general glasto Reporting Back on me bl*g: http://carsmile.pitas.com and possibly some rubbish photos (and believe me, they are poor) if i can be bothered to get the scanner out... picnic? bowling? possible trip to brum? with my reputation? xoxo CarsmileSteve **************************************************************************** For the latest City Lit news & information, please visit our website www.citylit.ac.uk **************************************************************************** The City Literary Institute Registered Office: 16 Stukeley Street, London WC2B 5LJ Registered in England no: 2471686 Registered Charity no: 803007 *************************************************** PRIVACY AND CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE. *************************************************** This e-mail may contain privileged or confidential information. 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Sinister: t-shirt weather
by michelle 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

Hello sinister, I've been out of the nursery for over a month now and I've decided it's time to start writing, so I can feel like I really do belong!! I quite enjoy these posts taking up space in my in-box, each and every one of you transport me to your world, simply using words...I find that remarkable...I hope that I'll be able to contribute something new to your lives as well. On that note... I went out to a club called the Castle last night with a fellow Sinister list member, who has yet to post...after some beers, percocet, and Morrissey in the background we got into our usual B&S banter...it's half the time about the band and the other half about the idea of the band and the music, how it's able to bring so many different individuals together, on our way to the downstairs bar we spotted a girl with a STORYTELLING t-shirt on, Declan and I both looked at the girl then each other with a gleam of hope in our eyes...you see, to see someone here in Tampa wearing a B&S shirt is a breath of fresh air, some air that I wish more people here were breathing...ah well, she ended up being a really sweet girl who was as equally shocked that someone even noticed her t-shirt, we talked for a short time about the B&S show in Atlanta then exchanged email addresses, who knows, Tampa might be able to pull together a Sinister picnic of it's own one day...to which you'll all be cordially invited! I went out in hopes of possibly seeing Perry (Cure guitar player) Bamonte, though they are in festival season, he's been at the Castle a few times in the past couple of months...it's been so much fun to make eyes at him from across a crowded club, while the Cure are playing in the background...oh I'll save some of those stories for another post...but he wasn't there, maybe next time. I hope you'll all forgive me for my strange habit of the run on sentences, I only write like this in emails, promise! So, I suppose I've spoken. I will be able to sleep much better tonight! My life has been changing so much as of late, it will be nice to share it with all of you...I've started to truly appreciate the people that I have in my life and the things that they bring to it...I will have lots of stories of love, friendship, and of course the Cure to tell you all about...so thanks to Jasmin with the B&S shirt on last night, who inspired me to write, even if it was just about a shirt with a band name on it...that means so much more than just a shirt with a band name on it! Alot of people like Belle and Sebastian, then there are people like us who really get the joke, a friend of mine used that to describe "getting" what the Cure are all about, I think it works for B&S too...what was going to be a quick hello, turned into a little more...doesn't it always? hugs to you all, michelle E-Mail Service provided by EAS Enterprises World Class Web Hosting and Development www.easent.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: you should never be embarassed by your trouble with living...la la la la la la
by lindsey baker 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

hello sinister. i have blisters on my feet tonight and no one cared except joe. and i didn't know how i felt about that. walking around in the heat downtown again tonight attached at the hand to him, i started to feel sweaty and uncomfortable. and my feet started to remind me why the mary janes should only be for short distances, not "romantic" walks. joe said the sound of the little heels clicking on the pavement sounded important. and now, at the paper, i have undone the buckles and pulled out my heels, seeking relief from pain, among other things. and walking on the tiled part of the floor, the backs of my shoes loose and flopping, the scraping sounded like a little girl playing dress-up in her mum's shoes. importance was so quickly diluted to childishness, and here i am again wondering what the fuck i am doing. can i ever be happy again? i am tempted to ask "what's wrong with me?" but i know and i don't the answer to that. so leave it said unsaid and then go on to the next post in the inbox, business as usual and me with my whining and everlasting rubbing and swelling and bursting of skin. *** on the every day and every night cd there is a picture of some skeletons floating betwixt a few barren trees. and i suddenly realize this song is saying the words coming from the skeletons' mouths: 'why do you lay so low in the grass?' 'don't you want to be found?' maybe i should just stay inside somewhere, somewhere cold, with my music and a pen and a boy who loves me just enough to take me without wanting me. love, debra skyline xo ------------------ THE FOLLOWING IS AN ADVERT FOR EXCELLENCE: never learned how to ride a bike? merely flailed helplessy in a chlorine-laced pool when trying to learn to swim? come to Camp Kids Who Gave Up 2002, sponsored by lindsey baker, dave snyder and conor oberst to learn to ride and swim like nobody's business! while you're temporarily residing on our beautiful, secluded island paradise camp, enjoy lessons from friendly guest instructors such as mandee wright and listen to a different live band every night (we feature saddle creek gems and omaha rapists)! dating lindsey is also an available option, so long as conor is off-island. SIGN UP TODAY!!! _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: light show
by andrew utter 10 Jul '02

10 Jul '02

I had my cherry popped this spring, attenting both the NYC picnic and the concert, and I am finally getting around to writing about it. It was a great time, but I have to say, I was very surprised by B&S's onstage persona. I guess because the songs have so much subtlety and are so expressive of the tentative and the ephemeral, I expected something that was a little more restrained, more singer-songwriterish, I guess. I expected Struan to be unglamourous and to wear an oversized T-shirt with some holes in it, to be a little shaggy, to sit on a stool and sing into a microphone and mostly look at the base of the microphone stand and his shoes and nothing else. I did NOT expect a fair-haired boy in a tight white T-shirt to be pumping out revved-up, shining-happy-people versions of their super-sensitive songs. And I did NOT expect a light show, diverting as it was. I thought the whole point of B&S was that they didn't buy into all of that. This all brings to mind a comment a friend of mine made about the secret ambitions of all "indy" film directors: in the end, they all just want to make Out of Africa. Why I didn't think that would apply to "indy" music I don't know. But I did have a great time. It was great fun to see everyone scramble around the stage and take up or shed instruments like so many pieces of vintage clothing at the Salvation Army while trying to keep up with the music. I am glad I got to see the infamous Isobel before her departure, although she seemed to have been mentally elsewhere already. And boy did she make sure you knew it. Interesting that she didn't appear to want to be there but made herself so conspicuous, with the red outfit and all. The band was great, my earlier comments notwithstanding. It was tremendous to hear the songs live. Anyway, it's good to be taking in the list again and to cast off the rags of the lurker and be heard!!!! Heart, Andrew ----------------------------------------------- "Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving one's self." --Ludwig Wittgenstein _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I recommend Cherno Samba and Kim Kallstrom
by Dean Gillon 09 Jul '02

09 Jul '02

Arrrr me hearty old shipmates. Um, does Gordon scare anybody else or is it just me? I start my little post thus cos the navy's after me to be a reservist and I really don't want to. I was in the navy a few years ago (it was shit - don't even think about it) and they keep sending me letters. I've been trying to find out how long I'm liable for on the interweb thing but I'll be jiggered if I can find out. I really don't fancy being sent down to guard some poxy base in plymouth with a load of cretins who think the height of amusement is getting their knobs out. Oh well, I'll ring them tomorrow or something, or become a strict pacifist or anarchist or something. Anything really that means I can avoid that old shit again. And personally I don't think ANYONE can last a whole 30 seconds Mark, you little scamp. trying to impress the girls with your sexual prowess. I went surfing and rock-climbing last thursday and if you ever want to try something that looks really very easy but is actually nigh on impossible, I can heartily recommend both. We did get fish and chips and lots of beer afterwards and apparently I was a natural at that though. Thats all really, ooh I've got job interviews coming up so wish me luck. One in Newcastle next week and one in Leeds the week after. Yikes. Any sinisterians around those parts? I've got to prepare some very dull stuff to show them I know what I'm doing. double yikes. Hello to Molly whose "going to China" post pisses all over my "ate chips" post. I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder I must try harder See you later, masterbators. Dean XX PS I'm a saddo champman type too. What? You mean getting Margate to win the UEFA cup doesn't impress women or interest other people? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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