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Sinister: "I thought I could do it in 30 seconds, but she proved me wrong"
by Caitlin Pigtails 07 Jul '02

07 Jul '02

I laid on my sofa in my PJs this morning, rereading a Douglas Coupland novel and watching swallows circle the blue sky. I suddenly realised that everything I could see from that position outside the window, other than the sky, was grey or beige -- the wall that runs alongside the road, and the other buildings of the housing scheme. The sky, though, was bright blue. Yesterday was Picnic Day, because Big Gay Mark was up in Scotland visiting everyone. We all trooped along to West 13th and stole each other's chips. Mark asked us all how long it takes to have a wank, and the boys decided they wanted to play football. Everyone else followed to watch, except Carey who wanted to sit on her own in the pub. The boys footballed and got all sweaty, I played Tig with idleberry and danny, and Belle had to be protected from an amorous beagle. I wanted to do something intellectual, and write a pastiche, or an acrostic post which spelt out something apt or delightful. That would be too much like work on a sunny Sunday, though. Instead I read a book, and found something which really sums up my attitude to food shopping: "I saw this documentary about how codfish have been gill-netted into extinction in Newfoundland in Canada, so I went out to Burger King to get a Whaler fishwich-type breaded deep-fried filet sandwich while there was still time." (Douglas Coupland, still). After the footballers got tired and/or needed the loo, we wandered over to the Tap on Sauchiehall Street, so we could play pool. The pool tables were crowded though, so we took over the other half of the bar instead. Various couples got romantic, and there was lots of under-table thigh-stroking going on. The normals in the pub pointed and laughed. We all mingled and wandered around a bit, and talked - at least until a loud DJ arrived, and all we could do was shout at the people nearest. When I'm in the supermarket, I look at the fish fridge and I see re-formed oven-crisp-battered lumps of cod and haddock. I think: "but the North Sea is almost a biological desert! Cod and haddock are close to extinction." Then, I think: "which means that in five years I won't be able to get *any* oven-crisp battered fish, with all the bones whipped out. Give it to me now!" I'm a greedy bitch, the same as nearly everyone. Eventually, I had to go and get the train home, so me and Danny wandered off to the Low Level line and packed into a train along with hundreds of Rod Stewart fans. I didn't think any of them were sexy. I wonder what happened at the picnic after I left. Incidentally, Sweetie told me that she went into Burger King, and asked for a cheeseburger. "Um," said the spotty-faced teenage assistant. Stereotyping, me? Yes, as you asked, I *can* use two keyboards at once. Anyway. "Um," said the assistant, "we're out of burgers." It's really not what you expect from somewhere called Burger King. I can understand rival fast-food chains saying things like "Sorry, we're all out of scary white-faced paedophile clowns." I guess there's a warning to us all here. God knows what it actually is, though. love xx caitlin -- http://www.joannou.net/topofthestairs/ "When life gives us lemons, we just sit there and sulk about it, in the corner of the room, in a fetal position." - Matthew Henderson, on the Sinister mailing list. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: virus!
by scooby * 07 Jul '02

07 Jul '02

am sitting nursing my post mardi gras(yes its commercial crap but suede played and brett looked so cool)hangover and reading my hundred or so emails and i have a lot of dodgy ones which prob came thru hotmail but ppl be aware ... they r all about friendship and love and r riddled with muchos virus scooby xx _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: ooh get me away from here i'm dying...
by Brian McNeill 07 Jul '02

07 Jul '02

Well nice report on the 'nic. . . I'm also imbibing in the girder based mineral. And smell liek an ashtray (cough!!!!!!!!!!!!) well teh footy was 10-9 obviously my team lost 'cos I only played the 1st half . . . And Tam is some keeper by the way! Also i must apologise when I was drunk for going on and on about the movie week im organising. But hey! Cancer Research is an organisation close to my heart. Apart from that a mighty fine day out, I'm not going to spill the pulses on anything that I saw happen. I'm not drawn that way. (*smiles*) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ooh get me away from here i'm dying...
by idleberry 07 Jul '02

07 Jul '02

hullo..... well, I for one am feeling a bit worse for wear this morning. My clothes stink of ciggies, and I'm on the bru (Irn Bru- scottish soft drink, fizzy orange in colour with a synthetic taste, well known for its mystic cure to help aid a hangover into post-hangover. also, til recently, scotlands no.1 best selling soft drink- above coca cola. whch made Scotland the only country in the world where coca cola wasn't the number one soft drink.) I don't know if I had a lot to drink yesterday, it didn't feel like it at the time. Except when my brother was driving me home along the M8, I kept seeing bodies lying in the road. And then realising it wasn't actually bodies at all. It was my imagination. Well, I can't be worse than anyone else, cos nobody else has posted this fine morning in Schottland. Soheres what I recall, and what I'm going to say about the picnic: PRE PICNIC: sitting on the train, I got harrassed by the sectarian bigots, who were the most evil, nasty pieces of work I have ever seen in my life. I gave them a few choice words when they pulled out my earphone and shouted in my ear. These are evil people. EVIL EVIL EVIL. I'm not going to say anything more becuase: a. you will never read so much swearing in your life; b. I have a picnic to report on, and this, although not the greatest start t a picnic, I shouldn't let it spoil a hazey report back to Honey HQ. PICNIC first of all, thanks to Lucy Alder. I might have arranged it, but I didn't have a clue where West 13 was, and had to phone and ask directions. *blush* BRIAN MCNEILL showed us his card trick. MARK CASSAROLE'S first question when i sat down with my drink was about wanking. Something about using a stop watch and timing how long it takes you to get it up. Never tried it, but I can't look at watches now without thinking about the man. ALLY COOK made sure i stopped trying to smoke my ciggie the wrong way around. hmm. There was a football game. Dunno- was it 1-0 or something? Brian brought a fire extinguisher. the lovely BELLE , got chatted up (if you call arse sniffing) by a beagle, who looked a bit frisky. LUCY took lots of photos. MY HAYFEVER behaved itself in the park. A lot of people seemed concerned about whether to mention it to me or not. Och, you know me. I'm all post and no attitude. Well, the hayfever was good, ALL DAY LONG! how happy was I? today though, its come back to haunt me. We all went to the Tap afterwards. there seemed to be a lot of table moving. There was a lot of people there, a lot of whom i didn't actually bother speaking to. Some of whom i spoke to a lot. The rogues gallery I can recall included, Lucy, Ally, Gav, Sarah, me (duhh!) Mark HOTPOT Cassarole (who refuses to answer to hotpot, even though he so *is* a hotpot), Nick, Sweetie, pigtails, dannypie, starfire dave, Carey, sunnyset, stefano, belle, brian, Tom, Michael and anyone else i've forgotten to add. right.. i'm going to let someone else tell the other bits I'm not remembering. love idles xxx ===== http://groups.yahoo.com/group/corduroysmoke/ starting playground gossip and passing notes __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: who choked on a peach?
by Mark Casarotto 06 Jul '02

06 Jul '02

Sorry Jason Cochrane, there's only so many times I want to read your posts. I'll leave you to guess how many times that is, but it's not four. Can I expect more in the next digest too? Glasgow pubnic in 50 minutes, so possibly a bit late to be advertising it. I was crammed in a small room with virtually all of Camera Obscura last night (rather than the select cute ones, sigh), and it was indeed as frightening as it sounded. Note to self - never pick up an Edward Gorey book out of curiosity just before going to sleep. "N is for Neville who died of ennui". But it was the girl eviscerated by the huge axe that really got me. Shudder. In the event, I went and had a dream about making inappropriate advances to Jennifer Capriati, who was living at the time with Paul Field. She was NOT best pleased. Toodle pip y'all, with double props to Vilkas, as ever, Mark xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: That game isn't funny anymore
by Fernando Brito 06 Jul '02

06 Jul '02

Hello, Sinister! Last night I was in my bedroom watching the "boobs" episode of Everybody Loves Raymond... the one in which Ray's wife pretends that she made a plastic surgery on her breasts and when she comes out of the toilet to show him his new friends he says "You made two excelent choices!"! Haha! Well, not THAT funny, anyway... Then came the advertisements, so I started zapping... eventually I got to BBC World and what I saw made me jump out of my bed and come running to start writing this post. I didn't finish it last night because Hong, my korean flatmate, was sitting by my side reading what I was writing and I hate when people read something I haven't finished yet... ON BBC World it was showing something like a movie clip, I think it was a trailer because the tv show was called Talking Movies... anyway, it was showing some mental kids playing football and Stars of Track And Field was playing while this kid with brain damage was holding a football. It didn't last more than two or three seconds and the show ended, with ST&F playing. So weird! I didn't have enough time to understand what was that all about, actually I wasn't paying much attention until I heard Stuart Lee Murdoch's voice singing an alternative version of that song... it was a bit slower, but maybe it was the original version, I'm not sure... Now I ask you, guys, do you know something about this tv show or about this supposed movie? That put me insomniac! It was on BBC World, last night, about 21:30 Brazil time (00:30 GMT). ### Another question... Yesterday I was at work talking with my friend Marcos and some girl whose name I don't know, and this girl told us that we were anti-social b/c we never have lunch with the rest of the people there. Actually we are working there just for a short period, soon we'll go away, it's just that we (me and Marcos) just feel more comfortable this way, without people from other companies among us (we're in a project in a big TV network that only hires outsourcing companies, they basically don't have employees, it's just a lot of rival companies, one trying to take the other one's place, and we're shy, after all). We were talking about having lunch and related stuff when Marcos said that I only eat "green stuff", so the girl that we were talking with asked me if I never ate meat. I replied: "Well this is not true, I do eat martians!". Now I ask you: Who is the dumbest? Me, because my joke was too stupid, or them, because they don't know/understand that martians are green, for god's sake?! Please let me know if I'm really as witty as I think I am or just a moron! ### As nobody cared about my shaved head... I had to do something else to stand out. SO I PIERCED MY LEFT EYEBROW! YAY!! I have a piece of metal attached to my face!!! Now I REALLY cause offense by the way I look! And my boss didn't complain at all! In fact he gave me a raise!!! I think I'll hurry and tatto my forehead! Just to see what happens! Maybe they'll make me the president of the company! Speaking of earnings... do you remember that I once wrote that I would have to open a firm because they didn't want to pay the taxes for a well paid employee, so I would call my company "BS"?! Well, the time has come! "BS LTD" Not Bull-Shit as some of you funny guys said, but... you know! Too bad that they delayed this raise too much, so I won't have enough money to go to Spain/Benicassin/Tomatina this year. Sniff... ### Before I leave I'd like to thank Idleberry for being so kind with the "foreign people" and writing a special post for us and all other sans-picnic. Thanks Idles, I was getting upset with all that "picnic-here picnic-there" talking while here in Brazil we are so few and dispersed that it gets impossible to have our own B&S meet-up, so any post that doesn't have to do with B&S fans meeting and doing things together is a good post for me. I know I'm being jealous... damn you, grand-grand-grand... grandfather, you decided to come to this wild land instead of moving to the civilized Britain! ### AWww, yeah! This wild land is the WORLD CHAMPION! PENTA!!! *****!!!!! But I have to admit, this game isn't funny anymore... And we're not that good, but noone can beat us... this is so sad and boring... Brazil is like the Harlem Globe Trotters of football, it's like it's all arranged! SO EASY!!! Kisses and hugs! Fernando Brito +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Love and Scrambled Eggs
by Reggie Whitecastle 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Greetings Belle and Sebastian Fans Wow, a second post in the same week. Yesterday, while working, I was the one of only five people at my work complex. A few weeks ago they asked for volunteers to work on July 4th and I happily volunteered since I have a hefty coin habit to support and I really had nothing else to do anyway. After work, I was surprised as I drove home past my favorite diner to see it was open. I guess, after observing these posts, I've come to see that this seems to be the kind of forum where an old geezer like me can whine about his love life. Or lack thereof. Eight years ago, my ex wife and I got a divorce. I guess she hasn't really been replaced--instead I've just started obsessing over collecting things. I have 2 iguanas, a chameleon, and a snake named Baby. They are my family. Lately, though, I've found someone that I really admire and who I wish would love me. Her name is Denise, and she's the waitress at my favorite diner, Gunther Tooties. So.. last night when I drove by, I instinctively thought of her and whether or not she was working. Denise always refills my coffee right when I am wanting more. She gives me extra hashed browns and winks at me. A few times I've written her poems on my napkin, "Denise You make me weak in the knees Would you love me please?" But it just doesn't convey the message I want, and I end up tearing up the napkin each and every time. How can I tell this woman that I love her? Oh, woe is me! She's the kind of woman that I want to call "Sunshine" ! When I am feeling especially down in the dumps about Denise, I listen to "The Boy Done Wrong Again" and feel sorry for myself. My iguanas, John and Yoko, always make me feel better... but... there's just something about a human presence that a reptile's cannot match (Don't tell them I said that! LOL!) . So, I drove past the diner, and stepped in. I asked the busboy if Denise was working and he said she had the day off to visit her husband, who is in prison. I had never known about a husband. And at that moment I felt my heart go bursting into a thousand pieces. Toodles! Reggie __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Sleeping with the enemy
by Sam Walton 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Hewwo sinister. Ive been quiet of late because of mounting Uni work. But now its all over I can relax and sit on my arse sending emails to a bunch of bedroom saddo devotees. I applied for a job at V-Shop, went for an interview, and today I got it. Yay! to me. Satan's waiting for Monday morning with a red hot arse-poker with my name on it. It's not so bad though, I keep telling myself I can be like a mole on the inside, carefully positioning B&S records in front of Destiny's Child, Primal Scream in front of Gareth Gates. The other people who work there seem okay, too, plus it's money (well, £4.88 per hour), and that's currently what I need. I'm a slave to the working week now, doncha know. So if anybody finds themselves in Londons Trendy Crouch End (to give it its full title), drop and say hello. I bought a laptop the other day, and rather spanking it is too. I'm pleased with it, anyway. The only slightly annoying thing is that my archaic version of Championship Manager is now obsolete - I was all ready to have an illicit game in bed (IN BED! yes, lets play Spot The Bluddy Stoodent) when it said: "This program cannot run on this platform". Bastards at MicroSoft want to deny me of fun. I've ordered the ChampMan update, natch. Recent posts have been lovely. Ive read every one since I got back from Uni and realised I had nothing better to do. I enjoyed Terrys B&S quiz, and Dannys How To Be A Hipster In Five Easy Steps, and Jasons five-timer grew on me ;-) As you can prolly tell by the rambling nature of this email, I've not done much this week, apart from get a job, and be thwarted in my attempt to indulge in nocturnal ChampMan sessions. Timmmytoast Henman just went out of Wimbledon, about which I have nothing interesting say. There's only five weeks until the beginning of the football season. Yippidy, and, quite literally, doo-dah. Hello, by the way. How are you? love Asm.x ================================ "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Mary Cohen _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Cheer up goth! Have an Irn Bru!
by Brian McNeill 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Well I once lost a tooth and put it in a glass of irn bru and watched it rot . . . sacry what that stuff does to yer choppers. _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm sorry, so sorry
by jason.cochrane＠HydroOne.com 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

I was getting an error message like the list was down.... Sorry peoples... didn't mean to flood you like that. *blushes* Have a good one Jason +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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