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Sinister: my own album
by bus stoppers 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

dear sinister, please do not be alarmed by what is going to come next. sara's new and upcoming plans...she plans to start her own cute little sinister photo album. of the friends she has been most privilegded of hanging out with, with the ones that fill her in-box off-list, with all the loverly's that she just loves because she loves them and they make her smile. this all with an emphasis on photo-booth pictures. i have seen amelie too many times and not enough times yet! whatev's. i'm not a stalker. (unless your initials are K.C.) i am going to apologize now because i can feel this post being one of those crap posts. i'm going all over the place on the keyboard, but damn, do i have to pee. and bad. plus i am going to be completely selfish and type out my birthday wish list. shout-outs to all the other fellow cancer crabs and congrats on another year of life is beautiful! alrighty then, here it is: SARA IS 22 ON THURSDAY AND SHE WANTS: 1. the l.a. sinister picnic to happen...oh pretty please? 2. to know if "salvon's arnica paste for bruises" is a real thing and if i can get my mungy paws on some. i have a bruise problem. i wake up and there they are. everywhere. 3. a bookshelf. 4. mix tape #2 from matthew h. (or anyone else who feel a desire to mail me one :) 5. a video of b&s music videos and other memoribilia (ie-gilmore girls episode, so on and so forth). 6. bootleg of b&s at coachella. 7. to finally meet ernie cloves in person at the la picnic. 8. a group hug between rachel fruitloop, ben apps, and me. 9. neon genesis evangelion dvd box set. (i did get the promo of the death and rebirth though. very exciting!) 10. photo-booth pictures of michael millmore and fernando and baby booms (lindseylou: i looked over your list and i like that one best :) 11. tim kasher to get better. 12. amelie on dvd. 13. a picture of reggie with john and yoko and baby and his niece in front of gunther tooties...it would be so beautiful that i might cry a bit...especially if accompanied with a poem written on a serviette. (did you get my hug in the mail yet?) 14. pictures from whoever is seeing a cure show. 15. a record player. 16. a tape of the buffy episodes i hear so much about: the musical one and the silent one. 17. a kitty cat. 18. see the eiffel tower. 19. family acceptance. 20. exciting straws like the am/pm straw that is a neon-salmon orange color. 21. a hug exchange laced with true devotion and meaningfulness. 22. a happily ever after story, or any stories at all. but must be typed or neatly printed in blue or black ink. please send one or all to: sara kojaku @her dark corner of the world... sorry everyone! ===== all the people'd stare as if we were both quite insane someday my name and his are going to be the same __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: bollocks! and birmingham picnics..
by ian 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

(just a quick self-indulgent message, sorry: if you've mailed me privately and i haven't answered, it might be because i deleted a lot of stuff by mistake. don't be angry, and please mail me again. thanks) now, on with the post ------------- firstly, an apology. there is no talk of male genitalia in the following post. i just put that in the subject line to make you read it. right, as archel playforth once said: 'i'm ready, 24 hours a day, for your call' - oh no, that wasn't it... what WAS it. oh yeah: 'shut the fuck up, ian, and get to the point' that was it so i should get to the point, that is so i will right now there will be a PICNIC in BIRMINGHAM in that ENGLAND, UK on sunday 21st july people from Abroad, London, and even Scotchland will be in attendance, so this will be a magnificent event, enjoyed by all. except, that is, by those who don't enjoy it. there will also be a petite piqueniquette on saturday 20th july for those who are from Local Places. i would have organised the picnic on this day, because it would have made more sense, but i didn't want to make sense, so i didn't. one day, in the future, there will be a birmingham picnic on a Proper Day, when we can go out and dance at birmingham's top musical emporiums (err... suggestions on the back of a 'Bull Ring' postcard, please) and have a TOP TIME! anyway, the main event will be in CANNON HILL PARK at... err... i dunno. 1 o'clock sound allright to you? cannon hill park is in edgbaston. it can be reached pretty easily from the city centre. if you need information about bus routes, let me know. there is a place called the Midlands Arts Complex (the MAC) in cannon hill park. it has a bar. this seems like a good place to meet. outside, if the fair rays of Ra chance to fall upon our group of travellers (i.e. if its nice) inside, if it aint nice. if you want more information, and you aren't a psycho-mentalist, please mail me off-list and i'll tell you what i can, or send you my mobile number. if you want more information, and you are a psycho-mentalist, mail me anyway. we'll probably have a lot in common. no, not really. i'm a nice guy. just ask my parole officer. bring whatever you like. i will be bringing a severed head, a signed photograph of bernie winters and schnorbitz, and some strawberries. see you there, my beauties xx ian +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Rudolph the red bellied Waterstone's man
by Sam Steddy 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

Hello, everybody, erm, that's a really bad way to start a message, but well, I'm never good with openers. I'm looking for a man who works at waterstone's in Caterbury called Nick. I think, if thats not your name then you eat reindeer pepperamis and its Neil's fault I've got your name wrong. Its that work experience boy here. Could you please e-mail me directly back? Great. Well, to everybody else, you can ignore that paragraph, here's an interesting fact: A donkey would sink in quicksand but a mule would not. Also, here's an amusing anectdote from my day (I gather these go down well here) A woman came in today wanting a tourist guide to New York but we didn't have one from 2001 or 2002. Nonetheless, she was happy to take away the 2000 copy, despite its err, shall we say, vertical innacuracies? OK, thanks to all. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: (his ball is) miraculous but leaks (Woo! Sinister bowling info 14th July)
by Kenneth P Y Chu 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

What's happenin' dudes? Some nice reportings back from the Scotland contingents there. So Mark is a one-minute man? Well I never! And there was groaping! and snogging! Goodness me. You hear something new every day. My life has been much less exciting.. I've spent it mainly practicing bowling! So that I could master this really sexy DavidBeckham-esque bowling technique that Dafyd did so well.. but I failed. But still.. SINISTERBOOLIN THIS SUNDAY 14TH JULY! ===================================== After the success of the last bowling event it seems about time for another couple of games of ball fondling action! And this time I've heard that there will even be a visitor from Greece! And Scotland! And places! So yeah it'll be well good. Oh and it would seem that Finsbury Park is a nice venue for another game of bowling, so how about it? When: 14th July, 2002.. 3pm Where: Rowen's Entertainment, right outside Finsbury Park station. How: Take a very huge ball, and shove it down the lane Easy. Any question e-mail me or phone me 07967 755446. ===================================== I have had the most horrendous nightmare the other night. I have a really old fridge in my room, it's so old that I'm not even sure that it really works because it never seems to feel very cool when I put my hand in it. So anyway, the other night, I'd just bought a box of coca-cola and so I put a few cans into the fridge. Then throughout that night, I was having this dream that I'd wake up, and go and get that can of coke and it would be WARM! The first time it was annoying, then after the sixth time I've had that dream (I keep thinking that I've REALLY woken up each time), I was in such torment I almost started crying. Then when I really woke up I checked my can of coke and it was ice cold, and I knew from then on that everything was going to be all-right. There's a girl next to me at the Internet cafe right now eating some nice pasta-looking thingie, tasty! The pasta doesn't look half bad either. Excuse me while I go seduce her for free food. Oh the harsh life of an unemployed man... Pasta and Red Bull Ken P.S.: Actually my harsh unemployed life might be coming to an end soon.. who knows? Keep your fingers crossed. _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: New Order (a bit of list abuse)
by Jordi Trenzano 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

Hi hi If anyone with a bit of writing skills (as many of you in here) is going to the Manchester New Order gig this saturday, can he/she let me know, please ? the mighty www.espacio3.com/grasa would like a review (written in an english that I might be able to translate later) I just knew that mr.Dafyd Strange is going to Benicassim. If anybody else decides to come, I'd be glad to have a mini sini-picnic. Cheers Jordi +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Why are you so cool? God made me cool!
by robin stout 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

Ah, another weekend, another picnic. I don't know how I keep up with them all, to be honest. I had a nice cheese sandwich, which was a bit soggy because of the rain, and sat in the park until the sun came out. No one turned up, apart from my friend and I, and some angry spiders who we decided had been sitting on the bench having their own picnic until we came along and sat on them, squashing their fly sandwiches and mosquito casserole. Mind you, if anyone else had turned up we wouldn't have been able to fit on that bench, so it's a good job you all went to Glasgow instead. So anyway, where was I?? I flew back from Atlanta, Georgia last Wednesday, where I had a wonderfully exciting time with a friend of mine. We did an awful lot, and I was exhausted most of the time, but it was well worth it, and the friend I was staying with is the type who's fun to be around whatever you're doing, even if it's just sitting by the railroad tracks drinking beer or eating doughnuts in bed on sunday morning. I didn't manage to meet any local sinister people, although i did make a rather late-in-the-day attempt, but I don't think I'd have been able to anyway due to my hectic tourist schedule. But thanks to Laura and Jay for tips on what to see :) I did, however, manage to meet Atlanta's most notorious stripper, Blondie, a big and terrifying black lady with tiny legs, who wore a blonde wig and not much else. She gave a disastrous performance where her wig fell off and she fell over it, unbalanced as she was by her ample proportions, then she picked herself up and came to talk to us. I was too scared even to open my mouth because she'd notice I was English and experience had already taught me that Americans seem to love English people for no apparent reason. I didn't want to experience Blondie's kind of love. Eventually I had to speak to her but subtly managed to walk my stool away from her to keep a safe distance from any potential pouncing. So I survived, just about, although she did perform her "special trick" for me, images of which still flash across my brian whenever I'm in the fruit and veg aisle at tesco. I heard B+S on the radio twice, too, which is only half as many times as I've heard them on the radio here. College radio seems to be pretty damn good. I ate lots and lots of burgers and actually got quite fat. It was difficult to stop though, because people insisted on giving me free things because I was english. I find that a bit embarrassing. I like people to like me and give me things, for sure, but when it's simply because of an accident of fate like being born in evesham, england, I feel a little uneasy. It must be what it's like to be beautiful or famous. I don't think I'd like that very much. One good thing about Storytelling is that the instrumentals are perfect for bridging difficult gaps on mixtapes. Last night I was making a minidisc of my "Deutsch Plus" German tapes, and replaced all of the standard Casio-keyboard music between sections with songs I like. The plan is that this will MAKE LEARNING FUN. I'll let you know if it works. The songs included some Storytelling tracks and they worked really well. It worked so well in fact I'm even considering replacing all the talkie bits on Storytelling with quotes from Deutsch Plus. Now, that *would* be an album. bye x Robin _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Craig David saves the day
by Lucy Alder 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

Dear lovelies! Did you know that it's less than a month until Sinister's FIFTH birthday? Go shopping for red knickers now! Five years, blimey. Thats a lot of posts. Its worth having a look back some of them are very funny. You can find them all here http://www.missprint.org/sinister/archive.html I actually emerged from the nursery, with my fur still damp and my eyes a-blinking, on Sinisters second birthday, which means Ill be three myself, soon. Ive been having a browse through the archives lately to see who was posting back then and have noticed one or two familiar names. For example, in August 1999, one Tim Hopkins warns strangers to Scotland to watch out for a crooked Glaswegian who goes by the name of Alasdair Cook. Well! I think various amongst us might like to have heard this information before turning up to the picnic on Saturday, where none other than the villain himself was seen violently attacking the shins of the other players on the footie pitch, wallowing in a dirty puddle and he may even have indulged in the foul practice of minesweeping in the pub. Were you watching your drink the whole time? Well, were you? The aforementioned picnic was rather a large one. I will make a stab at a list of those present, but please dont be offended if I miss you off (or if you really *must* be offended, run off and exchange bitchy emails with Richard Gillanders, Sunnyset and Num, who I forgot were at the QMU gig). OK, here goes: me, Ally Cook, Carey Lander, Gav Partick, Sarahluv, Nick Dastoor, Mark Casarotto, picnicmum Idles, Sweetie, Thomas Henderson, Starfire Dave, Sunnyset, Belledog, Stefano, Brian three lines McNeil, Michael Grant, Caity Pig, Richard Gillanders, John Popleague and A BLOODY DOG ON WHEELS, WHICH TWEE FUCKER BROUGHT THAT THEN?!? Ahem. So, theres your list of names and heres your gossip: Holding hands, snogging and at one point I noticed some bitch with her head down Idleberrys cleavage. That Belle, shes such a tart. Hmm, what else? I think Marks one-minute-wank has been mentioned already, but its too good not to repeat (I mean, Im sure hes repeated the feat once or twice). Thomas Henderson revealed himself. As a rival to Ken in the shit hot goalkeeper stakes, I mean, duh! He deserves special props because his perfectly serviceable pair of trousers was ravaged by grass stains, mud and possibly other filth by the end of the game, which ended a most exciting 10-9. I drank a whole can of beer in the park and was not arrested. An awful lot of the afternoon is a complete blur, for the usual reasons, so I can't think of anything else to say except that, of course, I wish you were all there too. ************************* Now for some wanton promotion: The Winchester Club North Woodside Road 13th July, 9pm-2am featuring AEROSPACE (http://aerospace.filur.com/) CHRIS LEONARD (http://www.sleekasounds.co.uk/) DANCING TIL 2AM ************************* Te-ra Juicy Lucy ===== The one, the only Glasgow Indie List! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/glasgow-indie/ __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentysix // two thousand and two
by ee fumblings 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

I've been reading all of your posts for the past few weeks with great interest. I'm quite scrumptious and filling you know, a bit like a cheese sandwich. I'd betetr explain I have just switched the power back on in the house. Or maybe not. I'll let you know if positive thinking really works. Please don't whinge at me about being rubbish at making arrangements. Marks And Spencers on Sauchiehall Street, in Glasgow. /me holds up her hand. Please don't whinge at me about being rubbish at making arrangements. I'd walked around for days, imagining what this handbag would be like. I think it might have something to be with Stuart Murdoch's big brown eyes. It seems like they play everywhere else expect here and it's just not fair. Coup de Theatre mascara doesn't lengthen at all. Its not true. Pantene Pro V. Its also twice the price. And its not nearly as good. Cos we talk pretty frankly, me and jonesy, about everything. So it looks like my Simon Pegg stalker status shall remain intact. Readers, I'm not sure where I'm headed... sitting here... bored out of my mind. But aren't they why we are all here? When told this story you get grey. Glasgow is going to be full of religous loonies tomorrow. Monday morning with a red hot arse-poker with my name on it. I bought a laptop the other day, and rather spanking it is too. Or lack thereof. Eight years ago, my ex wife and I got a divorce. Jason Cochrane, there's only so many times I want to read your posts. It's surprising how old friends make you feel better. Thanks, Sinister gold. COOK made sure i stopped trying to smoke my ciggie the wrong way around. FUCKING STEWART?! why am i not involved in these? why? why? i feel ill. Too much has changed in this area, and I'm at a complete loss here. I needed to try and quit while I still had a couple of teeth left. // ee // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: "I thought I could do it in 30 seconds, but she proved me wrong"
by Brian McNeill 08 Jul '02

08 Jul '02

Hmmmmmmmm. . . Let's hope that young Mr Mark has never had to use his errr mastabatory technique to time teh perfect 3 minute egg to dip yer soldiers in. Yoinks! brian p.s.- very impressive website pigtails _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: nobody loves me, it's true. not like KEN CHU.
by lindsey baker 07 Jul '02

07 Jul '02

hello sinister. today is an unsatisfying day. i thought it might be. i sat on a proch this morning. well, all night, to be precise about it. talking about love and boys and demystifying the feminine cycle for various people. and eventually talk trailed off and we sat there, rocking in our chairs, looking at the sky lift up. the sun came out, as it always does, but this morning i saw it happen. i heard the first sirens of the morning go screaming past. i was sitting in the same rocking chair when the newspaper was delivered. i had smoked and eaten a cheese sandwich and watched the morning unfold like a flower before me. but it was like a cookie a few weeks old. attractive still, but dry and stale all the way through. and the moment i realized the glory of the day was withering, i realized why i sleep through the dawnings. getting dreary before 10 a.m. is just fucking annoying. i should be able to manage at least until 2 in the afternoon, right when i can lay down for a little siesta, and sleep that off, too. *** i am still irritated that i missed my one perfect packaged opportunity for sinister picnicing bliss. we know who i blame for this, and i had the hickey to prove it. as for the recent sini picnic, this is what i have to say: thigh-stroking? snogging? boozing? wanking? mark casarotto in a sinister girls football shirt? danny farrell performing the famous "rarr"? frisky beagles? ally cook's school of smoking techniques? ROD FUCKING STEWART?! why am i not involved in these? why? why? *** i feel ill. this is short and uninspiring, just as the day has promised. xo love,lou *and for those who can't decide what to call me (i've noticed some recent confusion), feel free to select one or more monikers from the following list. any of them will do: lindsey lou lindsey lou linds misslou miss lindsey lou miss lindsey lindsey baker miss lindsey baker miss baker baker lb baby booms deputy dubs deputy dubs b squared emo (thanks to the daily nebraskan art director) al (if your name is jay) ------------------ THE FOLLOWING IS AN ADVERT FOR EXCELLENCE: never learned how to ride a bike? merely flailed helplessy in a chlorine-laced pool when trying to learn to swim? come to Camp Kids Who Gave Up 2002, sponsored by lindsey baker, dave snyder and conor oberst to learn to ride and swim like nobody's business! while you're temporarily residing on our beautiful, secluded island paradise camp, enjoy lessons from friendly guest instructors such as mandee wright and listen to a different live band every night (we feature saddle creek gems and omaha rapists)! dating lindsey is also an available option, so long as conor is off-island. SIGN UP TODAY!!! _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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