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Sinister: oh come on, just dish. or just sip from your cup.
by kmhyde＠wm.edu 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Oh, chuckle, chuckle. It's been over a year since my last sinister post. Will that do for an act of contrition? let's just go with it. The whole 'post-graduation dream of success' thing has kind of blown up in my face. Lesson to be learned, w/r/t taking jobs on the basis that they permit physical proximity to girlfriend: don't do it, as girlfriend will break-up with you in hilarious fashion, which is both de- and impressive. Has any other guy on the list ever fallen victim to the old "I want my relationship to be like Meg Ryan lightning bolt type love. But I could also imagine myself marrying you and having like 40 of your children." Oh man, that one kills me every time I get it. contra-heartbreaking news, I saw my first Belle and Sebastian show in May. Is anyone still holding their breath for an excruciatingly detailed review of the D.C. show? It was good, and I danced a lot. Also, my friend was hugged by a very nice girl after the concert for dancing, and I'm not kidding here, "like the devil himself". So, lest this turn into a very very boring personal thing, let me just mention that I'm glad to be back on the list, with the likes of, well, I can't remember who the current list celebrities are, so I'll go with Chu and Llew. and but, being compared to Andy Dick on a nearly daily basis will, in fact, have a definite pernicious effect on self-esteem/burgeoning agoraphobia. me, Kev +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: if we're talking about love, then I have to tell you
by jason.cochrane＠HydroOne.com 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

> Dear Readers, > > I'm not sure where I'm headed... sitting here... bored out of my mind. > > So I have decided to write you my sinistors and sinistorita's. > It is a very nice day here in sunny Toronto. In fact far too nice for our > current garbage collection strike... the streets are starting to smell... > everything is starting to smell... why do these things always happen in > the summer? > I have never heard of a garbage strike in the winter... or maybe I just > haven't noticed. > > I haven't wrote in a while... Things are good if unchanged. I'm not used > to having a routine. For the last couple years I have had no use for a bed > time... or any reason to eat meals at specific times of day. I miss > rotating shift work. It always kept me on my toes. > > I had a very nice old skool bar-b-que last night on my back deck. It felt > like I was 16 again and my parents had gone for the weekend. I must say I > grilled dem steaks to perfection (for those of you out there who are > married to the carrot, just pretend I said something made out of soy) many > 40oz's of OE and blunts were enjoyed by all. Particularly me who got > doused in malt liquor for putting on "sad bastard" music (ie. i love my > car). > > Once the food was gone we moved the party inside, I had a good 15-20 > people bumping to the spotieotiedopalicous sounds of *m j j a s o n d * my > name for the evening. Not bad for a wednesday night (a normal one... > Canada day was last week) the big hits for the night were... sunny > meadows by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Herbal Scent by Yesterday's New > Quintet and Southern Fried Funk by Arrested Development... my attempts to > add both the Beta Band and Grandaddy to the mix were met with resistance > but eventually people were feeling the summer vibe. > > So I ask you sinisters.... hit me(off list) with your favorite summer > tracks (no more than 5)... stuff that makes you want to shake shake shake > your rump... > > I'll post the ultimate sinister summer compilation tracklisting once I get > enough suggestions.... > > don't take the easy way out... try to stay away from eighties to early > 90's pop tunes if you can... I'm sure everybody's heard Melt With You > > Toni Tony Tone's, It Feels Good anyone? > > Ya'll feel me, my daemae's? > > Jason > > P.S. I woke up to sad professor this morning.... it was playing on the > radio. > strange... it wasn't even a single. Maybe i was still dreaming. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Cheer up goth! Have an Irn Bru!
by Jason Andreas 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

I tried that line of a couple of goths in Rufus T Firefly's last night. They didn't cheer up. Nor did they take the Irn Bru. Spoilsports. I've actually given up Irn Bru now. Which will undoubtedly come as a shock to, well, anyone who knows me. Ever. C'est la vie. I needed to try and quit while I still had a couple of teeth left. Eek, dentists are evil!!! Goodness, it's sunny today. How on earth did that happen? *basks* Oh well, I think this'll be Scotland's summer, so we may as well make the most of the 12 hours we're allocated per year of sunshine, eh? I'm 21 today! Hurrah! Now, how did you people allow me to live this long...? Yes, so I'm having a wee do tonight (which has been placed in the Metro as being an Andreas Johnson gig for some reason - someone's gotta be taking the piss!) in the 13th Note, so if you see a kilted wandered walking around, come and say hi. Said kilt will also be making appearance in "Jillys" in Manchester tomorrow night, so if there's any Manchester folk going, come say hi. Hurrah! I'm saying hurrah an awful lot. Hurrah! I'm on the verge of finally leaving Cumbernauld and moving into a nice wee Glasgow flat in the Southside somewhere, which is good. I'm also gonna dye my hair again, because it's about the only thing I *can* do with it. Enjoyed the QMU gig muchly. Especially when Stuart lost his temper. Such a sexy man when he's angry... ;) Not as sexy as the girlies who were agreeing with my calls for Modern Rock Song to be played. It's become a tradition now for them to completely ignore my requests for it. Gah! One day... *rubs hands together in evil plotting mode* Can someone tell me why, when I have a CD player, MD player and MP3 player, I've gone back to listening to cassettes? What happened to technophile Jase? Grr! And while I'm asking questions, why are God Machine and Girls Against Boys albums so bloody difficult to get a hold of in Glasgow? Cure gig this month too! Whee! 15 minutes. Endless drivel. I shall go away now. - Jase xx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: deam of all the bowling kids that hang around you,my technique is no different from the rest
by dafyd strange 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

hello there, im just writing from work,which means two things 1)im stupidly bored at work (thus im posting a mindlessly boring post to the list) & 2) if i got caught writing to you lot i'll more than probberly loose my job,as mu boss is mumra from thundercats,no kidding! I've decided to goto alot more sinister gaverings this summer,so far i've been to a picnic & bowling,both were pretty fun,i have to say i preferd the bowling as i was told my technique was crowd pleaseing.I couldnt see it myself but hey take others people words for my technique,i mean to me it was just bowling.If any of you are at the picnic on primrose hill on the 13th then i'll be more than glad to try and talk you throgh my technique,if thats want you want to hear,i cant see why you would want to know for though. So it was birthday on sunday (30th june) now im 21 cant you see a more mature edge to my writing,if you can please inform me wher you see this mature edge & i'll cut it out immeaditly. Someone called up work yesterday and said he had a leaky heart valve,i think he got the wrong number and wanted a plumbing service,ah well. must dash. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: pubnic glorious weather (important point!)
by Brian McNeill 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Well whata scorcher out there?! yay! i think Idleberry should announce a pubnic every day from now until October. Let's see if we can keep the weather looking good, no picnics 'cos it will pisseth down then. I just remebered that the city centre of Glasgow is going to be full of religous loonies tomorrow. As it's the Orange Walk, so don't bring along that comedy pope bunnet anyone. Walking through the town centre of Glasgow today in glorious sunshine, there was a loada goth types waiting outside hmv in argyle street in leather and black. Sweltering and wearing runny eyeliner.. And then on the bus there was a guy wearing a doc marten brogue (oxblood) and a white trainer. Very fetching it looked, but not for me ah well im away for a coool beer and a good book. farewell till tomorrow brian (he of teh exploding telly) _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Take Your Fanny Pack and Shove It
by robin stout 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Hello Suddenly I have all sorts of things to say, and not much time to say it in. I've decided to split it up into installments, so you don't all get bored. *** Archel said: "i was momentarily concerned to hear that rachel's fanny looks like isobel's, then i remembered that she is american, dude, so it isn't nearly such a strange thing to reveal..." I've just come back from America, and among the million infomercials I saw one for an "Amazing Three in One Fanny Firmer". My friend who I was staying with heard me laughing and couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. "I got myself a firmer fanny in only two weeks with the amazing fanny firmer." It truly was amazing. he he! It reminded me of a time when I was still at school and nine o-clock on saturday mornings still had meaning to me. That meaning was saturday morning tv. I was a Going Live! boy through and through, but even I got bored sometimes, especially when they had the Agony Uncle on. I remember his main piece of advice was always "Tell the big boys to bog off" and I'm sure hundreds of spotty nosed, speccy boys still bear the scars today from the beatings they got because of it. Well, one morning I had flicked over to CITV, which I think at the time was being presented by a giant kangaroo, and they were on the whacky purple sofa doing an interview with Hulk Hogan, who was promoting his new film, "Mister Nanny". The interview was going well, and although I wasn't allowed to watch wrestling so I couldn't understand much of it, I was still fascinated enough by his droopy moustaches to stop myself flipping channels. At the end of the interview, Hulk Hogan pointed his ten inch finger at camera one for a close up. He growled: "I'm Mister Nanny, and I'm gonna whup yo fanny" Now I wasn't quite sure what "whupping" was, but I certainly knew what a fanny was, so I was sure that a "whupped" one was even ruder. I was shocked. The presenters were shocked. Their faces were all squiggles and lines. The kangaroo made a hasty pratfall to try to divert attention from Hulk's confused expression, and his moustaches which were drooping more and more by the second. The commercials came on. I flipped back to Going Live!, where Trevor and Simon were swinging their pants. I knew where I was safe. ITV was just too hot to handle. *** ooh, I've got an awful lot to say, but I have to do a bit of work. So I'll save the rest for the next installment, including all about my holiday, and maybe, who knows, a little b+s content... Until then... bye! Robin x _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Win a Prize in the Belle and Sebastian Cryptic Challenge!
by terry underwear 05 Jul '02

05 Jul '02

Hello, i was going to call this post "Last Night I Dreamt I Killed Myself", because 1) it sounds like a Smiths song and 2) I did. Although I didn't die in my dream, i just slit my wrists. then i soaked them in milk and felt very relaxed. weird eh? it wasn't really a nightmare as it wasn't at all scarey. just a little strange. any dream analysts out there? the night before last i had a wonderful, but impossible, dream. i was at a nick drake concert, and saw him play pink moon and time has told me, plus he covered mayfly. nick drake covering belle and sebastian! how brilliant is that. if only all dreams could be like that. when is someone going to invent a dream recorder? by the way, nick is quite good live. not much crowd interaction though. Has anyone else had dreams of concerts? Now to the subject of this post. I'm on holidays and bored and have lots of spare time. So may I present..................................... The Belle and Sebastian Cryptic Challenge. The answers to all these are either song titles, bits from songs, bodily parts, band names, or sinister related things. The first 3 people to email me(offlist of course) with all the correct answers win a small inexpensive prize. have fun, MR terry underwear The Clues! 1. Stuarts confounded rams are sexy (4). 2. Go out on a wing before June (6). 3. The list is feeling this (8). 4. A jumbled main test I hate, so I'm not happy for a day (3,5,2,2,2). 5. Everyone measures the place of learning (2,4,3,6). 6. My friend and I are the opposite of you and the underage kid (2,3,3,5). 7. 100 pretenders (1,7,2,6). 8. Initially, my alligator rarely yelled jovial offerings at this girl (4,2). 9. Similar to Bob at the cinema (4,5,2,3,6). 10. Sounds like you are talking about what the boy does for Liverpool and Widnes (6). 11. Evil sin band tease label. But aren't they why we are all here? (5,3,9). 12. When told this story you get grey. (5,3,5,5). 13. Past the dawn? (6,3,7). 14. Screw this poo (4,4,4). 15. Getting messed up helps Tim sing, but only for the easy bits. (6,6). 16. Somewhere in the mistaken churchgoer lies a cult figure (3,3). 17. This sinister person likes small lazy fruit (9). 18. Everyone loves this paltry picnic game, especially the birds! (4,4,5). 19. Doze all day and all night (5,3,5,6). 20. Sounds like I am finished thinking (2,8,4,3,4). 21. Terry and Julie form a new band somewhere in the waterloo period (6). 22. Winnie the Pooh loves our mummy (5). 23. Roll Lassie forwards? God no, backwards! (3,2,6). 24. This is a gorgeous song (9). 25. Groucho and what sounds like trigonometry (4,3,6). _____________________________________________________ Supercharge your e-mail with a 25MB Inbox, POP3 Access, No Ads and NoTaglines --> LYCOS MAIL PLUS. http://www.mail.lycos.com/brandPage.shtml?pageId=plus +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i've driven in the dark with echoes in my heart
by rrrrobyn 04 Jul '02

04 Jul '02

sinister! ohmygod, blow-by-blow descriptions of the queue for Model Behaviour! how brilliant is miss marianna?! she is all class, but so very hott&nasty too. (and david foster wallace certain *does* kick ass. but does he *lately*? discuss.) watching the footage of the queue and auditions for Popstars (canadian version, bien sur) was one of my favourite parts of that show. so painful, so elating, so entertaining. there's something to be said for getting to watch emotion that you don't have to participate in. the whole actual and for real 'dealing with emotions' thing can really be draining. (i'm mostly being facetious here. but, as usual, not entirely.) the other night i finally saw the buffy musical episode. i fell off the couch in amazement and didn't move until a commercial break. that is how good it was. the floor was cold and hard. cold and hard like, oh ferget it. i finally bought the new wilco album 'yankee foxtrot hotel' (which is the greatest title ever if you listen to the album with it's radio code voice saying those words. yeah!) it's a fabulous album (i put it in my work bag today with some other cds and thought 'y'know, robyn, you're really only going to listen to that album today so why bring all the others?' and i was right) and it completely appeals to the small parts of me that are, in no particular order: hopelessly romantic, depressed and wallowing in it, foolish. but really, a good mix of things though. i'm a sucker for the mixed emotion, me. no, that's not true. i mostly like it cut and dried and conveniently pre-wrapped in cellophane with a big huge label declaring things like: 'happy!', 'sad!', 'love!', 'unadulterated pleasure!', 'depressed with reason!', 'rad!', the list goes on. of course it does. i guess emotion is kind of sold to us on many levels anyway 'these days', so this isn't as figurative as i'd like it to be. or perhaps would not like it to be. am i supposed to sigh at this point? i have no idea. i also have the new (to me) sodastream 'the hill for company' (which is so very sodastream and therefore makes me happy) and the new russian futurists (which is only 27 minutes long, but a-okay!). also, now i have no money! hahaha. i actually went to the record store with the *express purpose* of buying mum tickets but they did not have them in yet and then i looked at the new music wall and there were all these things! and also! vilkas is my new hero. i've never met the girl, but she is *great* and rawks and should form a 'flirty-yet-somehow-shy' group with me and a bunch of other sinister girls (i'm sure you know who you are, yeah). i don't know what this group would accomplish, but ideas are fun to share, so there you go. maybe we will all just do what we do and rock our respective houses. it's called rawkin' the haus, yo. and, perhaps lastly, if only b/c i didn't know where to put this paragraph: this whole weblog thing is worrying me. in a way i want one and think it's cool and admire a lot of weblogs out there (even though i feel all weird and voyeuristic, but that's an issue for another email), but in another way, i so totally do not want one. i think that maybe if i wrote it from the perspective of something inanimate then it might be okay. but okay, anyway, why oh why oh why did it have to be shortened down to 'blog'?! it's totally criminal. does that word not just sound awful? i don't even want to say it out loud. it has no grace. the 'b' with 'log', it's just not a nice combination. and, really, 'weblog' is only one more measly syllable. long live syllables! in a multi way! um. that said. happy 4th of july to all you 'mericans! and have a fun glasgow picnic to all you people over there of various nationalities! robyn ===== I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ~Steven Wright ~~~ Robyn Fadden rfadden(a)yahoo.com Vancouver, BC __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentyfive // two thousand and two
by ee fumblings 04 Jul '02

04 Jul '02

Subject: Sinister: I want to be the girl who sings the Lotto song.. I decided to sit outside in the Famous Cock's (ahem) garden. If Your Parents Had No Children, Neither Will You". Can't argue with that. Paul, Greg, Stefano and a Man in Black who was neither Smith nor Jones. There were also quite a few mirrors which was a bit disconcerting. There was some Lloyd Cole too, but no Pinefox to appreciate it. Officer gave them a few fair warnings about their behaviour. I went in, and met Miss Clark. I can tell you, I hated that woman. And she grabbed my foot, and pushed my toes together, and roared "POINT!" at me. So my parents would drive me through to Hamilton, twice a week, to dance. I spluttered on the smell of her cigarettes and could barely breathe. Hum, sorry it's a bit boring. That's what being skint will do for you. El Presidente and build her a palace and/or a big bronze statue. Such sallies and swoons. A starling flock. A total eclipse of the moon. I got back into in my house. It may not run; but it'll stay locked. The way it's shot and the way it's projected; it's like you're there almost. Someone then went and got a *big-ass* bottle of tequila. Awww shit. The hard house bit? Hey Matthew Henderson. I like both Phish and the Clash. I love to talk to people. I don't care if I don't know them either. Airplane's White Rabbit is playing very loudly over the wide aisles. I will send you a few. Thing is, you'd have to tell me where you stuck them. Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt. It really didn't have a very good effect on my memory. Also. cos I'm not jealous in the slightest. It was a darn good wank. NOW all he had to do was talk dirty, and you're over excited. If you see me, cross the road and avoid me for the next week or so. I don't know if the above is true, but thought I'd write it anyway. // ee // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: if we're talking about love, then I have to tell you
by jason.cochrane＠HydroOne.com 04 Jul '02

04 Jul '02

> Dear Readers, > > I'm not sure where I'm headed... sitting here... bored out of my mind. > > So I have decided to write you my sinistors and sinistorita's. > It is a very nice day here in sunny Toronto. In fact far too nice for our > current garbage collection strike... the streets are starting to smell... > everything is starting to smell... why do these things always happen in > the summer? > I have never heard of a garbage strike in the winter... or maybe I just > haven't noticed. > > I haven't wrote in a while... Things are good if unchanged. I'm not used > to having a routine. For the last couple years I have had no use for a bed > time... or any reason to eat meals at specific times of day. I miss > rotating shift work. It always kept me on my toes. > > I had a very nice old skool bar-b-que last night on my back deck. It felt > like I was 16 again and my parents had gone for the weekend. I must say I > grilled dem steaks to perfection (for those of you out there who are > married to the carrot, just pretend I said something made out of soy) many > 40oz's of OE and blunts were enjoyed by all. Particularly me who got > doused in malt liquor for putting on "sad bastard" music (ie. i love my > car). > > Once the food was gone we moved the party inside, I had a good 15-20 > people bumping to the spotieotiedopalicous sounds of *m j j a s o n d * my > name for the evening. Not bad for a wednesday night (a normal one... > Canada day was last week) the big hits for the night were... sunny > meadows by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Herbal Scent by Yesterday's New > Quintet and Southern Fried Funk by Arrested Development... my attempts to > add both the Beta Band and Grandaddy to the mix were met with resistance > but eventually people were feeling the summer vibe. > > So I ask you sinisters.... hit me(off list) with your favorite summer > tracks (no more than 5)... stuff that makes you want to shake shake shake > your rump... > > I'll post the ultimate sinister summer compilation tracklisting once I get > enough suggestions.... > > don't take the easy way out... try to stay away from eighties to early > 90's pop tunes if you can... I'm sure everybody's heard Melt With You > > Toni Tony Tone's, It Feels Good anyone? > > Ya'll feel me, my daemae's? > > Jason > > P.S. I woke up to sad professor this morning.... it was playing on the > radio. > strange... it wasn't even a single. Maybe i was still dreaming. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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