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Sinister: Posting
by LilGrape25＠aol.com 20 Feb '02

20 Feb '02

I've been wanting to title a post Posting for a long time...who knows why.. and now I finally have. Just got back to school from a very nice four day weekend. I went to a friends house in Pennsylvania, and had the most lovely and childish few days. We played Life, this awful board game where your peice is a small car and you stick a little plastic peg in it for yourself, and another peg when you land on "get married" and an additional one when you land on things like "baby girl" or "twins" or "adopt a child". Blue pegs for boys and pink for girls. We made our own pegs though, out of bits of wire and string, so we had some funky looking people, and we also made our own Career cards and House cards, so we all had unusual jobs and abnormal houses. I was a performing artist who lived in a Haystack, and my friends had such lovely jobs as a duck, a crematorist and a central tunel control officer, and lived in a tank submerged in the ocean, a mobius strip and a duck. Now is the part of the post that I usually say something that some of you would care about, that isn't just some useless story of mine...but I can't think of anything. I'm thinking. A while ago my friend and our fellow sinisterist Max wrote one of the most lovely posts I have ever read, and no one at all commented. The post was almost all Belle and Sebastian content, and also about me! Maybe I'm partial to the post because it said such nice things about me, but I really think it was wonderful, and it made me very sad that you all either didn't read it or didn't realize how great it was. I think ya'll should go through the archives and find it, or atleast hang your head in shame. Where is Joe Vester? I miss him. Ah right, I knew why I started posting...I GOT TICKETS TO SEE BELLE AND SEBASTIAN IN NEW YORK!! I know I am not the first to say this, and am probably not any more excited than all the other americans who have recently gotten tickts, but boy am I excited! I have been waiting for this day for so long.. Well, so much for being interesting. Sorry. Atleast I'm not lurking anymore, eh? Love, Rachel Grapenut +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: In the land of the epic, a mere novella
by Liz Daplyn 20 Feb '02

20 Feb '02

Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee; Drink like a fish. As Mr Cassius Clay would have no doubt said if hed had the nonsense he was born with, oh yes. ** That good old chap Rainer Maria Rilke, however, wrote that We are bees of the invisible. We madly gather the honey of the visible to store it in the great golden hive of the invisible which is very true, although there is sometimes a bit of a defecit in the quantity/quality of the honey available, or at least seems to be until you shut your eyes, breathe deeply, then take another look. Hmm, very Pollyanna, but never mind. The sun and wind seem to have become inextricably conflated into a single entity today and have blown away the cobwebs with vigorous light. Also I made a cracking Thai soup for lunch. ** You see the best things from the calmly floating top decks of buses: Bursting from Bucks into Oxon through the high giants footstep of the Chiltern Gap, the plain below spread out in submission under the fresh hazy February sun and planing away palely into the distance all around like graded layers of chiffon. Hot air balloons rising slowly slightly to the north of the busy weekend motorway. Which is all that fits onto one page of the cute wee notebook that I carry around with me in case of an emergency prose attack. ** Watching shoddy daytime television, in the course of 10 minutes of just one home makeover programme, the soundtrack contained Pink Moon by Nick Drake, Dont Falter by Mint Royale (feat. Lauren Laverne) and something off The Hour of Bewilderbeast by Badly Drawn Boy that I cant remember the title of. Weird. Is there some mighty peculiar mechanism in action that makes the quality of TV ever more crap and conversely makes BBC sound editors ever, well, sounder? Anyone here from the Beeb who can enlighten me? If this carries on Ill be requiring a mute button for the images. I believe its called radio. ** Phone phobics of the world unite: You have nothing to lose but your Best Friend Discount! This affects moi aussi, although doing temping work has helped immensely. Crikey, one can now actually call people one doesnt know and retrieve meaningful information from them. How quaint. But there is still a certain kind of moist panic that springs from the palms of my hands when I am required to make a call without forewarning and the attendant thorough mental preparation. Yecch. Anyway. Love Liz :x Currently considering listening to my mothers copy of Radioheads Kid A - the only copy in the house, for I am a tad tired of whinging, however beautiful. But still. -- Habitual contempt does not reflect a finer sensibility. Jenny Holzer -- _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Off-Rhoda
by Kenneth P Y Chu 20 Feb '02

20 Feb '02

How have sinister been? I've - like that man who has been sitting in his house all day and not shaved and coughing and has the fever and wanting to kill people - been laden with flu. Except, I went to work this morning - don't do it kids, even the extra money you get for working (I'm a temp at gets paid by the hour), it's still not worth it. Then, I spent the whole of lunch time sleeping, rather than eating, so I'm now officially ill, cold and hungry. But never mind, from reading the posts of other sinistees it would seem that I'm one of the lucky ones, what with their broken hearts and failing interviews.. oh hang on a sec.. I... bah. ho hum. And also from the refreshing contents of posts in the past 2 days it would seem that those who wanted tickets for B&S in America have now finally got to the website and clicked on yes and bought one. My congratulations! Speaking of B&S gigs, was there not meant to be a trasure hunting activity before the United Kingdom concerts? But the sebastian's website still seems to just say "wait for it...", like how God keeps telling me about a Playstation 2. And archel advocated about an alms, aiding an aggrieved Asian. An admirable advice! mmm space channel 5.. mmmm channel 5 girl dancing and going "shoot shoot shoot!" huh, sounds like my kinda game.. Although, the game would also require a Playstation 2 to go with it.... :) Okay now I'm just being altogether avaricious. And now, totally unrelated, and in true "High Fidelity" stylee, I bring you.. Top 5 reasons why sending a crush vote to ken is better than snogging Robbie Williams... Go! - You don't have to fight over 749 girls to do it, since all 750 of you can do it at the same time. - Ken is ten times more adorable than Robbie Williams - You'd appear as a statistic on the sinister crush page, which is way better than a crumpled back page of a "hello!" magazine. - You won't catch Nicole Kidman's herpies - It doesn't involve snogging an arrogant twat (unless you want it to) What are you waiting for? Crush Votes and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The early bird might get the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
by Gardiner, Stuart 20 Feb '02

20 Feb '02

I had a brush with the law at the weekend. And I hadn't even done anything wrong. They decided to stop me because they thought my car might have been stolen. Apparently the reason we looked suspicious was because: a) we were in a dodgy area of Leeds - 2 minutes walk from the bus station b) there were 5 young people in the car c) we were driving round looking a bit lost. Well, we were in the dodgy area to pick someone up to go to a volleyall tournament; that's why there were 5 people in the car; and the reason we were looking a bit lost was because we were lost. And, thanks to the police, late as well. In the end, all I had to do was take my driving licence to a police station within 7 days, since I didn't have it with me (you don't have to have it with you in the UK). All added up, a couple of hours wasted just because the police have to stop a certain number of people each day to get their numbers up. I tried to see their point of view, I really did. Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, you're a mile away from them and you've got their shoes. Really, all the time I was just trying to be as polite as possible so they didn't breathalyse me after my night out the previous night... Still, not a complete waste of a weekend, since we had a good night out, a fact which had absolutely nothing to do with the abundance of good looking women around Leeds Met Uni on a Saturday night. Because I'm not that shallow. No, really. Personality is far more important. It's just that a person's face can say so much about them. Especially the mouth. In three months' time, I'll be in Honduras. I might have something vaguely interesting to write about then. But don't hold your breath. Big Stu Today's top tip: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Interview
by Kieran Devaney 20 Feb '02

20 Feb '02

Recently, my friend applied to Oxford University to do maths. They gave him an interview because he got good AS grades and was predicted good A level grades. So he went off to Oxford all prepared, he even did a couple of practise interviews in school to make sure he had the interview technique down to a fine art - he was told that even though maths is quite a straightforward thing to interview for, he should still try to be witty and engaging and put across his personality in the interview. On the train on the way down he read through an undergraduates maths textbook that his maths teacher had given him, and was happily unphased by the complicated equations and graphs he saw. He knew his maths, he knew how to do the interview, this would be a cinch. When he got to Oxford there were lots of other people there for the interview too, talking to them he noticed that they were confident, with the odd hints of nervousness and awkwardness, much like himself he thought, not much to worry about in terms of competition then. When the time came for his interview he strode into the room with an air of casual confidence, but inside he found that he was more nervous than he had anticipated, his legs felt quite shaky and his head was fuzzy and a bit unclear. The room was long and imposing, typical Oxford University, a faded dark red carpet, plush, the walls lined with shelves full of leatherbound books, hard dark wooden chairs, a gilded ceiling. At one end was a large desk, behind which three stern looking figures sat, two greying men and one greying woman. "Sit Down" said the man sitting in the middle, motioning to a chair some distance away from the desk, my friend felt as though he would have to shout across the room to be heard from this distance - was this some sort of assertiveness test? Should he ask to move the chair a little closer? No. Don't be ridiculous, they don't play tricks like that here - but his head was still swimming, if they asked him a question now he wouldn't be able to answer it at all, "You are Christopher J______, yes?" the man asked in a severe tone, "Er... yeah..." my friend squirmed "... But before we carry on, I was wondering if I could tell a joke, it wont take long?" My friend knew that this was a rubbish stalling tactic, but he needed time to get settled in, compose himself and focus properly on maths before he could start properly - and besides, the practise interviewers had said that humour was sometimes a good icebreaker if you aren't connecting with the interviewer, and he certainly wasn't. The stern man in the middle looked at his colleagues who sort of half shrugged, "Well alright, go ahead" he said in his stiff, cut glass accent, and then my friend remembered, he didn't have a joke planned, his mind worked on overdrive to try and think of something for a moment until in the heat of the moment he came across a vaguely maths related joke in the back of his mind, "Ok..." he grinned "Why was six scared of seven?" he said weakly, and insantly regretted it. The man in the middle again scanned his colleagues faces, blank. "I don't know" he replied glibly, staring coldly at my friend. "Well... er..." my friend knew this wasn't going well "...because seven eight nine" he blurted, and for some reason this punchline, so long embedded in his subconscious, relegated to the 'trite and unfunny' drawer of his mind, struck a chord and he suddenly found the stupid pun absolutely hillarious and he started chuckling away to himself in that hard wooden chair in the middle of that imposing room. When he regained control he looked up at the three interviewers. They sat stony faced, unmoved by the joke, almost with an air of disgust about them. The greying woman wouldn't meet his gaze, she shuffled with some papers and pretended to write something. The man in the middle held it though, contempt and disappointment in his eyes. "Right." He said, with what my friend knew to be a hint of 'you've failed already, you might as well just go' in his voice, "Shall we begin?" The rest of the interview progressed sedately, my friend unable to find even a semblance of enthusiasm for the questions they asked, and the inerviewers the same, it was a farce, he had failed before he had even begun. Six weeks or so later a glib letter confirmed the rejection, and though he had never really wanted to go to Oxford in the first place, a bullying headmaster hungry for reputation had cajolled him into applying, he still felt sad that you can never be well prepared enough for something. - Kieran _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: space channel 5, shoot shoot shoot!
by Robyn Fadden 19 Feb '02

19 Feb '02

wha! not that there was ever any doubt, but simply by mentioning 'space channel 5', archel is a confirmed *rad* person. this game is so great! i particularly like the space channel 5 girl's voice - 'shoot' 'shoot' 'shoot'! and the way she walks. in heels. which is a necessary part of fighting aliens with dancing skilz. i always wear my stilletos in such situations. then archel quoted something about spiritual mountains. i too know these things are cheesy, but i need to hear/read them often so i don't forget what life is about. it's too easy to become complacent. i know a lot of people complain about the olympics, but while i find the hype unbearable, i really like watching the events, knowing how hard these people worked and how it's possible to do what you love. and the variety of backgrounds the athletes come from. i don't know, i just get this sense of possibility from the whole thing, despite the competitiveness. it must be my cheesy canadian defense mechanism - 'yeah, so we only won 8 medals. it's not about that, people! it's about *so much more*!' erm. good things as of late: - dan-d-pak sesame crackers (as of 5 minutes ago when i ate one). - four tet (his album 'pause'. it even has the voices of children at play on it, which reminds me of some other band...) - 'indiana jones and the temple of doom' on tv last night. i call for a resurgence of the 1930s adventure movie! with silly lines of bravado! and perfect hair! and real sets! - getting cast off broken wrist. wrist not being broken anymore. the fun that was a sunday of snowboarding! with wristguards! warnings: - i am coming to england in may! watch out. - i am working on a website that will change everything. or just be something fun. address to be posted once ass in gear. - rob/y/i/n/s mixtape! watch out. thanks, sinisters, for being a source of wit, smut and mental stimulation. also, i bet if you harnessed the free-floating anxiety of this list, you really would be able to power a small country. and we would call it 'sinisterland' and it would be fun and all our worries would be forgotten because they'd be too busy making power. and i mean this in the nicest way :) robyn ===== I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. ~Steven Wright ~~~ Robyn Fadden rfadden(a)yahoo.com Vancouver, BC __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games http://sports.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Stewie's Complete Guide To Love
by Stewie-Louie Ratatouille 19 Feb '02

19 Feb '02

Valentine's Day seems to have got many of us thinking about "homo amorous" ("wo/man in love." is that an acceptable construction?) with various degrees of sadness so I thought I would chime in with my take on the whole thing which may be peculiar but has kept me out of bad moods for a couple of years now. In short, I simply don't buy it. I ruined high school and most of college in search of my soul mate and figuring everyone who fancied me back was the one (thus I was crushed every time they proved to be otherwise). I have decided that there is no such thing as a soul mate, the thing to do is find someone who is interested in doing what you are interested in doing and that you are interested in doing that with each other. Don't put anything beyond that onto what you are up to (unless/until it sincerely develops). It may sound less than romantic but it seems to be a more honest and more healthy way to go about doing things (at least for me). All the mysterious gaming that goes on is compounded by the mythic proportions "love" has been awarded to create a situation where most of us will feel like we are missing out most of the time and that we need to hold on to anyone who remotely resembles a safe haven even at the expense of our dignity, self esteem and emotional well being. So ... buck up!! You all like good music and you are interesting and entertaining enough that people genuinely look forward to hearing from you (at least I do). Now ... how do you do a group hug on-line? Stewart [Amour Fou is always illegal, whether it's disguised as a marriage or a boyscout troop--always drunk, whether on the wine of its own secretions or the smoke of its own polymorphous virtues. It is not the derangement of the senses but rather their apotheosis--not the result of freedom but rather its precondition. - Hakim Bey] _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: stop apologising for the things you've never done
by R.Playforth＠sussex.ac.uk 19 Feb '02

19 Feb '02

matt henderson talked of eighties love song mixes. just this very morning i kickstarted my old walkman (sadly neglected since the advent of the minidisc) and cranked my very own eighties mix up to the max. it's a heady combination of cheese and quality, from madonna to morrissey, bananarama to the bangles. just the intros to some of these songs make me happy. there is really NO nineties/noughties song that can get me smiling and jigging like 'love in the first degree' or 'town called malice'. tragic really... speaking of which, i think we should all club together and buy ken a copy of the playstation (formerly dreamcast) game 'space channel 5', where you shake your booty as you report on world events and kill aliens using only your DANCING skills. wow, amazing that i can still be so utterly frivolous on sinister even when privately grappling with the meaning of life. i wish i could write posts like lindsey's and bron's... cheating though it is to express your own opinions through the words of others, this passage struck a chord somewhere: "The allegory of a physical mountain for the spiritual one that stands between each soul and its goal is an easy and natural one to make. Like those in the valley behind us, most people stand in sight of the spiritual mountains all their lives and never enter them, being content to listen to others who have been there and thus avoid the hardships. Some travel into the mountains accompanied by experienced guides who know the best and least dangerous routes by which they arive at their destination. Still others, inexperienced and untrusting, attempt to make their own route. Few of these are successful, but occasionally some, by sheer will and luck and grace, do make it. Once there they become more aware than any of the others that there's no single or fixed number of routes. There are as many routes as there are individual souls." i think it might be really cheesy, actually, but i like it. luv archel xxx ps. i originally resurrected my walkman so i could listen to the tapetastic sounds i recently acquired courtesy of corduroy tom and asm walton - thanks again you LOVELY BOYS! ****************** Visit www.buzzwords.ndo.co.uk for the best new writing on the web. Email submissions to buzzwords(a)bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: as for me, i wish that i was anywhere, with anyone, making out.
by Timothy Steven Moyle 19 Feb '02

19 Feb '02

if life hurts to much then why try to figure it out, just take it, remember and laugh and cry and learn and fight for what you believe is right what ever object that might be, man,woman,job, whatever, and always never say goodbye to someone, because thats the end, you always say see you laters' and the theyll always come back, ONE DAY................worked for me but then im single, and sometimes wish that one person would come back, but in some ways once all the loniness goes, then its good ridence because theres always someone better on the bus, on the underground, in a club, all waiting to be found, its just a pity it take a ****ing strange journey to find that one. oh back to work scanning paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >From: "lindsey baker" <halighhalou(a)hotmail.com> >Reply-To: "lindsey baker" <halighhalou(a)hotmail.com> >To: sinister(a)missprint.org >Subject: Sinister: as for me, i wish that i was anywhere, with anyone, >making out. >Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2002 17:14:46 -0600 _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: bare baiting
by Mark Casarotto 19 Feb '02

19 Feb '02

Hey sinister, In my inbox this morning - my sinister-digest and my first piece of porn spam in ages! "Teens doing farmyard animals" - obviously I didn't visit, but it's nice to know they're keeping me in the loop. It's a dull day today, and I have to a) sort out inconsistencies in my pension and b) buy a bit of rubber tubing known as a Y-piece. Y indeed. Did you know that the UK is the only country where washing machines have cold AND hot water inlet pipes? The rest of the world make do with just cold. Apparently. (does that count as my tip for the day? It had better, I'm getting crap at keeping up with the housework) The dastardly Ben Apps slagged off his own flesh and blood in front of 1,500 people, knowing full well that Will was unable to respond. Boo, jeer etc. Speaking of Mr Apps has reminded me that the spring-like weather must be heralding another game of sinister football! There's a yahoogroup for people, in London and environs, who are interested; to visit the homepage, go to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sinisterfitba/ (or to subscribe with nary a moment of fuss, email sinisterfitba-subscribe(a)yahoogroups.com) How does the afternoon of SUNDAY 3RD MARCH sound? Cheerio, Mark xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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