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Sinister: belle and sebastian horror film,I can feel IT,YES!
by Genevieve Wesley 06 Aug '99

06 Aug '99

Hi list! Look,I`m sorry I wrote about the Blair Witch.Come on,give me a little break though? You did make me sit through 10 years of smutty female under the covers,so don`t play the innocent with me.But I also know that 2 Wrongs Dont Make A Right. Lets just kiss and make up now.Ok..good,we can share an milkshake down at the malt shoppe,I promise.You are...my fire...my one...desire..I never want to hear you say `I want it that way` Tell me why? Aint nothing but a heartache..(ok,I`ll stop now) Thighz Of Steel Oon wrote: >Hello. i've been sitting quietly in the corner with >Ancient Genevieve and thinking pretty things too. >one of the pretty things i've been thinking about >is a nice little horror film made by belle&sebastian, >as cleverly suggested by the young picnicgoer Mr Moore. >not just Isobel mind you. with everyone in the band >star in it. Oh Oon...thats a wonderful idea! Well, David Moore...thats a wonderful idea rooted in your brain and sprung leafy branches from Oon`s brain. In fact...we will have to do many of them! A real,serious one,with creepy shadows that would be genuinely scary,and would be criticially acclamined,catapaulting Stuart Murdoch to horror film icon status! I have this one image...its a dark room...in an old church,an old,rotting church that has seen evil deeds committed,and suddenly..a swivel chair appears...and it,ermm swivels,and Stuart Murdoch is sitting there.Hands clasped.Sinister look upon face.Shadows upon face. Yes,yes...the scene where they are screaming at each other in Scottish accents..looming great big scottish castle in background...blood stained..ARE YOU FEELING IT? (new Belle and Sebastian single) We can also do a series of cheesy horror films.Isobel can star in it I suppose.She can be the bouncy breasted girl who sleeps around,so naturally,meets the evil demon right away.I could be the sweet babysitter who`s boyfriend,the star football captain (Stuart David--natch)know somethings wrong with the town but no-one will believe us.There will be many a scene where Stuart has to climb a ladder to get to my bedroom,to warn me of the evil demon,naturally.Stuart Murdoch can be the boy who we all think is our friend,but turns out is a shape-shifter and is really the evil demon.Mick Cooke can be...um,a cameo butt shot or something,I don`t know,Don`t ask me..its not like I stay up at night planning these things or anything. I really think that Fluffy Sarah should see the movie that she stars in! Her character is much better than Kate Winslets....the faces that Fluffy Sarah makes around her movie-mother are priceless...the pouting lip,the loathing in the eyes,the furrowed brow!I love it.I`ve seen Rushmore as well,top totty indeed...and the soundtrack is very good too...sounds very 60`s ish.Whats the song that plays at the very beginning..when it shows all the clubs that Max belongs to? I have a wealth of resources surrounding me now...and to be honest..with all these new channels,I`ve been watching tv.I can`t stop singing that `I`m a genie in a bottle baby` and the little genie dance that accompanies it.I feel dirty now..need to read a good,life-altering book.A few days ago,I took out `Like Water For Chocolate` by Laura Esquirel.Cover is appealing.Hope it is good.I need to read more...any one got any suggestion? Not in the mood for: Scary,or psychological thriller types. And not in the mood for any Milan Kundera.Oh..and not in the mood for any court-dramas.And not in the mood for Slyvia Plath either...any suggestions? (being honest here) See you all in a while, love and kisses...Ancient-Genevieve-Wise-Woman-Of-The-Forest ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Im feeling Sinister....
by Graeme Hacking 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

...but i dont thinnk thats particularly important FIRSTLY........ On the everending topic of love, i have a few brief words to say! Love is amazing........basically I DONT want to understand it before i die I was in love last year, with a girl at my school. She sat next to me in German and on my table in Graphics. I saw her a lot and whenever i did, i couldn't manage to say anything interesting to her. This was frustrating for me as she had absolutely no idea what was going on in my head. Because of my unfathomable lack of communcation (all or my conversations were about Soul and R+B which i quickly became an expert in) she would probably never have found out. But as it was, i kinda slipped up when talking to a friend and the word of my love for her spreaded like a bush-fire (never seen one of those but it sounds pretty fast). It carried around school for about a week and nearly ended up in me hitting some fool (had i been a less fiery red-head). Well, to cut a long story shorter, i found out that she didnt feel the same way - "She like you, chris, but not in that way" - i was informed. There-ended a close friendship that i thought mighta resulted in my first true love. Since then (about 18 months ago) i havent really had a real conversation with the poor girl and am gradually growing to forget about those days. I dont know how this relates to the topic of a "perfect partner" but i do know that when i was in love, i thought about this girl at least EVERY HOUR! Maybe you can judge YOUR love of someone by *how often you find yourself thinking about them*! Just a thought Im only young and this may be way off the mark and a load of pish to all you experienced lovers out there!(?) SECONDLY....... I just wanted to say that y'all should get ICQ (www.icq.com - probably). I was only allowed to start writing rubbish to y'all yesters and ive already added 3 new peeps to my address book. The feeling of (automatically) fitting in with something (rather,anything) is gr8! grrrrrr THIRDLY...... Just wondering how much alcohol you peeps drunk when you were 17(?) I ask because i seem to be drinking far tooooooo much every night and it cant be doing me much good! For example, since starting this email, my bladder has caught up with me and ive been to the toilet twice! Sorry for having to tell you that! FOURTHLY...... Y'know, there was an MP (Member of Parliament for those who arent in sweltering england (sweltering=bloody boiling btw)) who died a few years back!!!?! The cause of death was "Auto-erotic_asphixiation" (sorry bout the spelling) which made me think! I found out the other day that this meant that he suffocated whiles wanking! The idea is that you have a plastic bag over your head whilst you perform the dirty deed and that a hormone is released, it apparently heightens the "pleasure". Dont know why i just told y'all that but i thought you might like to learn something interesting today! Please forgive me(?) Thats my lot for this hour! MY NAME IS NOT GRAEME as this email might be trying to tell you It is Chris_t_opher mailto:christ_t_opher@yahoo.com ICQ # 44383377 "Why live in the world when you can live in your head?" - Jarvis Cocker (everyone should own Pulp INTRO!!! damnit!) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: kiora <i'll be your dog>
by fountainhead 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

<wherever i lay my head> somebody help me get over my sudden urge to buy a flat. it's way too responsible <super troupers> whilst the idea of the divine neil thundering his way through 'la pastie...' (surely a reference to middle class pies) is most appealing - i think that a b&s tribute album would be best put together by the fans, rather than pop-stars looking for a bit of indie-cred. the most amazing thing about bowlie is that so many people there were involved in music in some way - be they in bands, working with labels, writing fanzines or whatever. if b&s attract so many musically minded people - then surely it is they who should be called upon to put together a tribute. it's all very well talking about jarvis et al.. but their lives are so far away from those of b&s it's not even funny (to quote karn at bowlie, "yeah, like us and jarvis are really good friends") that said, i'd pay handsomely to hear thom yorke sweeping his way through 'fox in the snow' <godspeed> f. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: It's the end of the world
by Guilherme Barrella 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

Hey belles, hey sebastians I kind of like the idea of a tribute album, but not an usual tribute album. It would be nice to listen to a compilation of some bands we like playing each other songs. Like arab strap playing tindersticks playing mogwai playing portishead playing b&s playing... er... you got the idea. What else? Ah, all these talking on the telly about the end of the world, Nostradamus and eclipses is scaring me. Well, not really. I'm one of the people who are expecting the end of world. I'm spenting all my money on drugs, prostitutes and cassete tapes (don't ask). Why bother with a pile of bills? Anyway, I was thinking, if you were god, what would be your soundtrack to the end of the world? If you don't want to bother the list, e-mail me privately. But do it quickly, our time is short. Okay, enough of my stupidity. Love, gui PS - Last night I had a dream, and I was at the sinister chat room. And there was a brazilian guy there, saying that only one brazilian could be at the room each time; I should leave and don't come back again, ever. And all the other people started being rude with me. I think I should stop with that vicious for a while. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: first time poster long time lurker/ weirld al
by T1S1T1＠collegeclub.com 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

hi all, this is my first post mainly because i have been quite busy w/ a full time job and just visit my collegeclub mail once a week and skim threw all of my mail. all apologies. my name is travis i live in the sandiego area. i just couldn't pass up this question <<Which B&S song would you like Weird Al Yankovitch to "cover"?>> weirld al should do 1. this is just another modern "polka" song 2. "fast" graphity 3. "polka" renaissance 4. "guy"factor 5. the boy w/ the arab "rat" 6. it could have been a "horrid" career well thats it, i'm shure their are many more ideas sorry for the many spelling errors feal free to IM me at aol my screen name is "TravT45" check out my webpage if you desire.. http://members.aol.com/travt45/page/lci.htm now back to lurking/skimming -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is College Club the largest and fastest growing college student site? Find out for yourself at http://www.collegeclub.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Menaces for ever
by Ant Fineran 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

Hi, or indeed D.I.N.G! This is my first post after much fun lurking badger-like on the list. J.D. Salinger wrote: > > Look what I happened upon this morning! The world's smallest picture of > Belle & Sebastian, but you can still tell Isobel is cute. > > http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/Rodeo/3739/bspage.html If you click on the picture you can get a close up, and what's more... Stuart M is wearing a Dennis the Menace t-shirt! Just in case anyone hasn't read the Beano comic, he (Dennis) is the star character and in his red and black hooped jersey, he did lots of cool naughty stuff with his dog Gnasher. This is maybe not that amazing, but one of the first times i came across a photo of the band, it was a gorgeous hazy shot of Stuart in possibly that same shirt at a gig (Barcelona?) and it was just a really lovely moment. To think that he may be in one of the same fanclubs as me! Sorry, D.I.N.G! is not rude or anything, it's just the greeting you should exchange with fellow Dennis fanclub members, as naturally it stands for Dennis Is Never Good! The response is D.O.N.G! but you'll have to guess that one. Kind of b&s related so don't shoot me please, Ant X +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: expectations
by kerry 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

--- Apple-O <appleo(a)cybercomm.net> wrote: > > From: "jarkko frantila" <chamomile1(a)hotmail.com> > > Subject: Sinister: Kiss and make up in a Spanish > house > > Which B&S song would you like Weird Al Yankovitch > to "cover"? Just a > > thought. > > "Expectations". > As it is, it would make a hilarious video. this song has fast become my favorite b&s song, possibly my favorite song by anyone. i've just discovered it recently, as i decided to wait until the rerelease of tigermilk before owning a copy. does anyone else feel that this is possibly the most brilliant peice of music ever made? i'm not really sure why it touches me so, but it does . . . -kerry http://hamp.hampshire.edu/~kwl96 "i'd be riding horses if they'd let me." -- palace, "horses" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Trousse away!
by mctag＠bigfoot.com 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

Hello Lovelies, My heart is full of love today, unlike yesterday when it was full of poo. What is the reason for this turn-around, you cry, as well you might? Well, apart from my orgasmic delight at the return of Thim Hopkins, who feels our pain, and the arrival of another beautiful Gal Costa LP in my letterbox yesterday (not literally, as it would have broken and that would be foolish), it's the knowledge that folks in the UK will soon be able to see the screen debut of Little Stevie Trousse, our very own Ragged Trousered Philanderer, in Roman Polanski's latest blockbuster "Rushmore". Being an international jetsetter, I have already seen this film when I was swanning around across "the pond" and I can assure you that Trousers turns in a woody-giving, knicker-dampening performance of unparalled pathos and beauty in his smart school blazer and "indie-rock" glasses. See it, or never know what lust is. I have to take issue with Steady Mike's notion about men having the upper hand over women in the all-over body hair competition, as I distinctly remember losing a "who's got the hairiest legs?" competition to a female Sinisterine back in the day. Luckily, I've got some Dyke Skeelz now, they're in a rather fetching shade of blue and go beautifully with my spandex trousers. Me and Wumpkinny bought the Guiness Book of Hit Singles for a low, low price the other day, and we've since had more fun than we would from an entire encyclopaedia of pop-up kama sutras. Apparently this is the one with all the mistakes in it, but that just makes it all the more dirty. It's put the spice back into our marriage, I can tell you, and we work ourselves into a sexual frenzy trying to achieve ever higher chart positions. Adding my two cents to the "Isobel: princess of pop or indie Bonnie Langford" debate, my favourite Isobel moment is the bit at the end of the session version of "I could be dreaming" when she forgets her coyness and turns into Oor Wullie. At least I think it's Isobel, it could be Mrs Rab C.Nesbitt. Camille Taglia xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Blimmin Nora. I've seen it all now....
by Pete Ramsdale 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

I have undoubtedly just witnessed something that has completely changed my mind on the phenomenon that is current Scottish pop. Whereas, until now, I was firmly of the belief that every Scottish band that I'd heard of that was around at theminute was at least *some* cop (OK, Bis aren't great, but they're at least listenable) I am now sitting here, dialling into work from home (hence the lack of the usual obligatory .sig), a shattered mess. During tonights episode of Essex and Suffolk's local news programme (News Southeast, or something), inbetween a piece on Chas and Dave (who, for those who want to see the hallowed hairy Tottenham fans in all their glory, are touring at the minute), and a rather moving, but totally un-newsworthy five minutes on the use of acupuncture to cure an arthritic dog, there was a clip from the new video of....wait for it.....BIG COUNTRY. Now, this maybe just me, but I thought they had died a totally befitting death in the late eighties/early nineties. But no. They're back. And what makes it worse is the fact that the guest vocals on the song are done by Eddi Reader. It's a bloody good job I have no hair to pull out, or it would be all over my living room carpet, I can tell you. I dropped my cigarette into my lap and virtually burnt a hole in my jeans as it was. What have we done to deserve this overnight regeneration of rubbish Scottish bands then?? *And* I happened to notice that the s! ! ! ! inger's eyes are too close together. Deary me. So here's a musical concept for you all: Heaven and hell. Beauty and the beast. Good and oh-so-very-evil. Belle and Sebastian and Big Country. I guess it's right what they say about these things co-existing in every walk of life. 'Xept it's usually the forces of evil that win, isn't it? I bloody hope not, that's for certain. Urggggghhhhhhhh........... Yours, feeling remarkably sick, p. This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Not at all a soap-dodger
by SSharp5210＠aol.com 05 Aug '99

05 Aug '99

Hi poppys Jake wrote "Fuck you Glasgow people (not Celtic supporters though)" I think he'll find all sinister peeps are by nature Celtic fans because we're sweet,funny,nearly always happy bunnies and terribly well adjusted..And not,for example,dirty orange biggoted soap-dodging scum. An anti-Rangers tirade sets you up for the evening dontcha find? Steve S xx. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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