April 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: bedsit infamy- please read
by EliotNew＠aol.com 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

Hear: So sad the scene. Was it possible for me to know that a few descriptions and lyrics from the new Belle And Sebastian album would receive a hostile welcome from a group of people into Belle And Sebastian? Before I'd heard it I was literally begging people who had to give me any description of it they could. I was rabid to hear lyric lines and who sang on what song, song titles, anything, all without a trace of jealousy or envy that they had it, just an eagerness to hear it. Notice in my first post I avoided a long and winding review of the thing. This was on purpose. Reviews are generally uninteresting to myself. Hearing regular fans' descriptions are not. I wouldn't receive the most minute thrill had I posted to 'show off' because I'm not that type. I don't care if someone has something before I do. That would be a hell of a way to go through life. People go on about Bowlie and ATP and various live shows and I read every word from an apartment in Oregon with a smile. Perhaps if you have a sour reaction to someone having something you don't, your eyes are green. Surely it was noticeable in the first sentence the post was a description of the album. Unless you're some sort of genetic oddity that can consume whole pages of information at once you could have clicked on by if you were not interested in hearing about the new album. Is it possible to have to say more? Thanks for the correction about 'Waiting For The Moon To Rise'. Righting a mis-attribution of singing credit isn't the slightest pedantic! It is the lovely Sarah who steps to the vocal fore. Perhaps that's why I like the song so much. Eliot +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the eloquent tongue of miss denise power.
by Denise Power 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

hi list. I'm in the clear! Hurray. And now I have a sinister story to tell you. What is extra strange is that I went to the library today to get away from the messy intrigue of my life and wouldn't you know, part of my course is on conspiracies. Which is of course the most sinister of all things corrupt becuase as my extensive 4 hour research today proves, the government is hugely complicity in every plot to overthrow the state. But no time for that, heres the story. Its a bit tough going at times, but bear with it - it is a harsh lesson in the school of life. There is a porter system in my college known as Services. They are a glorified police force/KGB. Some of them even have blue blue eyes and blonde hair. When I graduated last year, I realised I needed some type of job to keep me going. I decided to join services. I loved it at first because it was a very cushy job but then for reasons out of my control, i was transferred centres. Then I was moved to a place where bitchiness and back stabbing was plentiful. There was one man there who was very interested in the fact that I worked for the paper. A little too interested some might say. A couple of weeks past and I came to realise that actually these people weren't very nice. I was quite unhappy in work without really being able to pinpoint why. The head of services at the time hated my guts, which was part of it but I just felt uneasy whenever I went in. Suddenly I started accidently missing shifts, as in I'd be pencilled in on Mondays for Monday nights and then get in trouble for not showing. For being told to go on extra lunch and then getting in shit for taking too long. then I did a terrible thing. I was working one night and i had a boy in the office. i know it was wrong because i got caught. After this, i was forced to attend a meeting where I was severely reprimanded. I was forced to go on training as my probation period which , if I failed, I was out. I knew fucking everything for the assessment and really pulled my socks up and made the head of services love my little twinkle toes yet managed to fail assessment. How odd, i thought. So I resat it. this time, although the questions were ridiculously hard again., i felt i had done pretty well. But no, strangely I failed again. Now all this time, certain people , such as the boy who was very interested in the fact that I worked for the paper were making my life hell. I belived in conspiracy theories even though you have this safety latch inherent in you which reassures you that you are just being paranoid. I also had my friends in work (one person) telling me not to be silly although they did acknowledge that I wasn't having an easy time of it. i got really annoyed and upset when i failed the second time, becauseI felt like the scapegoat in an interdepartment struggle. I also felt like I was being made an example of , ie the girl who failed assessment ten times before passing, so future generations would have that as a case study. Well no thank you, while posterity will benefit greatly from my biography i don't want to be remembered in that way. So i quit. the head of services who now thought I was great was devasted and asked me to come back in the summer. i said I'd think about it. I was so happy to leave and my friend organised a big party and loads of people came to it. At this party, the boy who took a huge interest in my extracurricular activites kissed me on the cheek and was real nicey nicey to meand told me that when I got caught with the boy in the office it was cause John , a boy I worked with, told. Now, I think the boy with the uncanny interest in me, who we'll call MOG from now on, is a dangerous person. Hes a total bitch and very clever and easily has the ability to backstab anyone. Actually I'm kind of afraid of him. So obviously I'm keeping him at arms length , laughing and joking with him because there is no way I'm going to cross this boy. Cut to yesterday. My friend in work rings me distraught saying how John (mentioned above) is suing MOG for divulging confidential information to me and twisting it (defamation of character.) the truth was while john did tell, he was put under pressure by MOG and the other Managers who had seen me already. Now I knew MOG had it in for me on account of a couple of other incidents and a couple of roster switching occasions and just his general bitchiness. So when he told me john told, I took it with a grain of salt, having intially suspected John but written it off as paranoia and also bad judgement because John is a decent guy. Myself and my friend were implicated in a separate matter which involved the same people but also the girl I hate. Now I can't go into it, but she tried to save herself thus implicating me and my friend unjustly so while we played a minor role in the defamation of charac ter of John, it was miscontrued and also not meant in any form of malicious intent. Shes the one I wanted to implicate but only beacuse I knew she was behind it and cos I hateher, even though thats not a good reason. But today me and my friend went and sorted it out with John and really even if we were still involved (which we're not) its obvious nothing malicious was done. But ... john told me off the record that MOg had a vendetta against me since day one. Beacuse of the involvement with the paper. It was him who made the head of services hate me at the start, he spread vicious completely untrue rumours,. changed the roster so I looked unreliable and proof of that is that the same thing happened John who he also had it in for for different reasons. He'd do stuff like allow me to make mistakes , then write up a report on it and he fiddled with my files and my wages and brought my conduct up at every meeting. The worst thing is I believed in a conspiracy theory and felt like I was cracking up for doing so. I don't mean to sound overdramatic but it was actually true all along. the worst thing is that evil people like him get away with that sort of bullying with no repercussions ever. He decided to get rid of me and did - it took him 6 months but he still succeeded. He decided to get rid of John and did after a year. (he has more strength of cahracter and i am very vunerable politically) Instinct is a great thing. I'm never distrusting it again. This has sounded like a self indulgenet rant but there was a great response to the litigation wail of dispair so this is to say thanks to all the nice people and not to the mean person who made scathing comments. people like you are particularly nasty because you like to kick people when they are down. Whats worst is that my friend is still working there and can feel the first phase of MOG getting rid of her paraonia coming on, and theres no way to prevent it. I think she should cut her losses and leave now because if you fight him back, he will sting back even harder. Hes just evil. In a way though, I'm so glad it happened because i have to get a real job soon and its taught me alot about office politics and keeping everyone at arms length and the necessity in having No political enemies and the importance of keeping a low profile. This has been a very harsh lesson for the belle and sebastians of this world but it just goes to show how too much escapism isn't really all that good for your moral wellbeing. God, I've aged at least 15 years over the last two days. Lets all sigh together. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I think I better do some yoga. ________________________________________ Disclaimer : the information which is obtained through a quiet perusal of these emails should be absorbed by osmosis. Allow one to two years for the genius of each and every intentional spelling mistake and grammtical error to sink in for maximum effect. Recognising that Denise sometimes embellishes stories and leans towards outright lies is important for your own acumen of the holistic elements of the emails. Should your knee get itchy whilst you read emails from Denise, she is completely unresponsible unless of course, she happens to be tickling your knee. Then it is right and proper to stick something smaller than your elbow into her ear with the sole purpose to hurt her. That'll teach her. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: is it wicked to like steps?
by feather boa 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

only i do. what i think should happen is that h (it stands for hyperactive) should kidnap waterman and lock him in an attic and then they can get on with the music they always wanted to make. because (obviously) faye plays the cello and claire plays the bass, lisa plays the flute and sings sometimes. lee writes some of the words and sings, h plays the guitar and wears tight t shirts. but faye has a solo project called cellar, so she leaves the band. then everyone says they've sold in. instead of sold out. pip pip, FB X *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. http://www.chickshops.com boutique shopping from chickclick.com *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Trust me, i'm a stomach
by NALeigh82＠aol.com 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

i'm sorry if anyone has mentioned this already but I was on the nme website today and I stumbled across this piece of news "BELLE & SEBASTIAN are holding a question and answer evening for fans - and a few selected members of the media, like nme.com - at a secret London location on May 3. The evening will be split into two parts, questions and answers first, followed by a party, where band members Richard Colburn and Chris Geddes will DJ. As well as Chris and Richard, all other band members - namely Stuart Murdoch, Stevie Jackson, Isobel Campbell, Mick Cooke and Sarah Martin - will be there to meet and greet their adoring public. There'll also be a chance to hear the band's new single 'Legal Man', out May 22, and their forthcoming album 'Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant', out June 5, both through Jeepster. For a chance to win tickets to this exclusive event, listen to Radio One Steve Lamacq Evening Session on April 27 between 8-10pm." "few selected members of the media"??????? You bastards. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: pete waterman- the well known arse
by Paul Arathoon 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

I think that Mr Waterman is just miffed because: The Stock/Aitkin/Waterman triple axis collapsed in around 1990. His plan was to produce anodyne pop well into the 21st century. However, he was unable to complete this desire as his henchmen, messers S and A , took up goat farming in the pyrennes, their minds eternally warped by Kylie Minougue and Jason Donavan's posturing and their eyes blinded by a thousand teenage pop star's smiles.He stumbled on as a car insurance salesman occasionally supplementing his income with royalties from various albums which were purchased form Woolies bargain bin. Anyway, in the mid 1990's Waterman stumbled upon a magic formula which resurrected his muzak career by producing anodyne, lifeless, pre-coreographed popstars. he found it by making love to Celine Dion on a stormy, full mooned night. hence Steps In bonny Scotland, a young chap in a duo (called sell and belastian) heard of these wicked miscreants and so set up an elaborate vote rigging system that cost the GDP of a small third world nation. Stuart M, for that is our hero's name, afforded this with the royalties from a recored called Tigermilk. there were actually 100,000 copies printed. He didn't tell anyone and then hyped the price so they cost £600 a go. He had all the copies apart from 1000. Do the sums.... I digress... This internet vote rigging system, later sold to T.Blair for a knoghthood, allowed Sell and Belastian to win the brit and thus Steps were foiled in their attempt to earn Waterman lots of money he doesn't really deserve. That's why he hates them and is a curmudgeonly old git. Anyway resemblance to real life in the above is un-bloody likely. I am off to do Jackanory. Paul ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The duke speaks
by Nick.Dastoor＠guardian.co.uk 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

Err yes, not to get at anyone, and maybe it's inevitable with 1200 unruly kids, but I think it's no fun people spilling the beans either. People managed to keep relatively quiet when the last album was released in 1892, and in my view it would be nice if this happened again. I don't know why, but it's better if people are allowed to participate in some kind of shared experience when the album comes out. If people with advance copies go on about it too much then everyone else feels like it's old news when they finally get a chance to post about it. For some reason the idea of putting "WARNING - SPOILER" in the subject line doesn't appeal either. All this becomes rather difficult when the radio starts playing tracks, of course. Perhaps honey would like to rool on this. Or drool, if he'd prefer. Nick xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Two Or Three Things I Know About The New Album
by EliotNew＠aol.com 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

Having sat with ears wide shut to everything except 'Fold Your Hands Child..." over the last several days (well, and Nico's 'These Days') I thought I would leave a few brief notes on the songs for those who have not heard the album yet. Mind, this is not a list of my most complicated thoughts, just a few remarks to provide a feel for the songs. I Fought In A War- The loneliness of the long distance soldier. The band heads to the battlefield on the opening mini-epic and is very successful. Solemn and effectively folky, doesn't not remind me of Phil Ochs. Contains the beautiful image "I bet you're making shells back home/ For a steady boy to wear/ Around his neck well it won't hurt to think of you/ As if you're waiting for this letter to arrive/ Because I'll be here quite a while." The Model- The familiar piano rollick of Charlie Brown winds through this tune, which could have appeared comfortably on any of B&S's records so far. Stevie's vocals appear here for the first of many times on the album. More lyrics to sing along with: "Dream of all the bully kids that hang around you/ I'm no different from the rest/ I'm not too proud to say that I'm o.k./ With the girl next door who's famous/ For showing her chest." Or is it Bowlie kids? Beyond The Sunrise- Campfire song sees Lou Reed singing from the sagebrush. Singer I do not know does a slight Crash Test Dummies imitation in the cadence of Johnny Cash. Spare instrumentals emphasizing audible acoustic chord changes. Isobel's slight vocals duet. Stuart's voice is only a ghostly "oh-oh" from ten rows back. D-e-l-i-c-a-t-e. Waiting For The Moon To Rise- Isobel's second consecutive song about celestial risings. This one more successful. Her singing here is different than usual in a good way. For some reason I see playing this while squinting into a late evening summer sun while driving along the ocean into Santa Barbara. Will anyone know what I mean? Marianne Faithfull's 'Come And Stay With Me' brought to mind. Don't Leave The Light On Baby- Somehow will be sampled by The Beastie Boys for an album intro or outro. Leisurely paced tune about a weary day/ life. "His ship came in/ I'm standing on the harbor wall" captures it well, I think. Everyone sings. The Wrong Girl- Same as all the live versions, fleshed out. The Chalet Lines- Stark, serious and excellent. A miniature knockout. A gorgeous tune about a dark day. Stuart demonstrates to the World Of Rock that 'fuck' can be sung appropriately and not just for a sloppy attempt at toughening up a weak tune, as boring musicians seem to do. For example, see anything by Limp Bizkit. Or Arab Strap. Nice Day For A Sulk- *sigh*. A real friend. More upbeat than the title might imply, this soundtrack for a summer evening is a favorite. Complicating my mix tape/ live request list. Belle And Sebastian at their finest. Women's Realm- Another tune for dancing like the Peanuts gang. Piano. Handclaps. It all. Stuart duets with Isobel. "But I dream as I set to scrub/ All the floors and walls I'm thinking of/ A song or two/ A boy a girl/ And a rendezvous". Stuart moves on to sing over his own chorus which should twist into a curious yodel if attempted live. Family Tree How many times will this be called 'Family Twee'? Isobel spends a rainy day in a library musing on her family geneolgy. Some of Isobels best lyrics, if she wrote this. There's Too Much Love Rousing Stuart album-ending opus we've come to know and love. Quite fitting. At the end, vocally and lyrically alone. "And when I come to blows/ When I am numbering my foes/ Just hope that you are on my side my dear". Bows gracefully with a lilting outro suitable for dancing. I haven't really given it a chance as an entire album as it still takes several repeats to make it past 'Sulk' and 'Chalet Lines'. Belle and Sebastian for me is at their best with Stuart up front so I wouldn't have minded 'Lord Anthony' or '...Middle Distance Runner' substituted for some of Isobel's songs. She's got Gentle Waves for this! Perhaps STUART should start a solo, side project. In a high compliment, the world of B&S is reminding me more and more of the Peanuts gang with sex lives. And does anybody feel the same way I do? Eliot +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I've almost forgotten how to do this
by Roderick Brannan 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

<color><param>0100,0100,0100</param>Hi. It feels like an absolute eternity since the last time I posted. (What other sorts of eternities are there if not absolute?) My Uni work and holidays have made my life, well, strange recently. Anyway... So much B&S activity. Makes it hard for me to concentrate on general stuff. I haven't heard Legal Man yet, but it is released on the same day as my Scottish History exam; coincidence? I think not. The new album is <underline>not</underline> released on the same day as any of my exams; coincidence? I think not. Obviously the anticipation brewing within my person is at unheard of levels, as I have to admit that this is the first time the band have released anything new since I became infatuated with them. It will be worth the wait. ---I had a dream that B&S achieved incredible mainstream success, even to the point of being interviewed by Ant and Dec.--- Away from Belle ane Seb for a moment.... Yesterday on MTV Base (on Sky digital) there was this excellent programme about a real boxing match between some white, professional skateboarder ( I think his name was Simon something) and the rapper Sticky Fingaz from Onyx. Anyway, Sticky was going on about how he was going to destroy this skateboarder, and that he couldn't go back to his homies without a win, and the skateboard guy was all coy about it, then when the fight started, Skateboard Guy went mental, and punched the shit of of the rapper. Now don't get me wrong, I love rap, but I just keep imaging poor Sticky Fingaz trying to explain his beating to the rest of Onyx. Ah well. I have to leave now, as I have an appointment with the new Delgados album which I have just bought for 6.99. Not bad. Anyone heard it? Anyone like it? Anyone? Goodbye to you all. Young Roddy <nofill> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the first post
by Glen 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

Hello Sinister As you've probably guessed if you looked at the subject, this is my first post. My name's Glen and I live in Bangor, Northern Ireland. I'm 15 and the only B&S person I know. When I was in the nursery I always wondered what I would post to the list. Now I'm out I don't know what to say. We had a beautiful bonfire on the beach last night, t'was grate fun. I sat there most of the time romantiscising about a girl who I don't know yet. She came up and sat beside me and hugged me. Then I took a reality check. It'll never happen that way. aah well TBWTAS calls... See y'all soon Glen (give me a reason to smile) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Never ending or beginning in and ever-spinning reel
by Alder, Lucy 25 Apr '00

25 Apr '00

Ow, my neck hurts. Why? It's the waltzers. They're the most evilist of things ever invented. You see them whizzing and spinning and they look such fun, so you climb aboard but they're too low and your head gets fair ripped off your shoulders by the gyroscopic business of it all (or something). You scream "NO! DON'T SPIN ME ANY MORE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!" but the dirty-nailed waltzer boy thinks you're playing the helpless maiden and having a bit of a flirt, so he gives you a cheeky grin and spins you faster to, like, flirt back a bit and the next day you feel like you should be mooching around the bell tower of Notre Dame. I'm thinking of writing to Watchdog to complain. Give Alice Beer something to get her teeth into. Beer's not a very classy surname is it? If I was her, I'd change it to something better like Black Wych Stout. Alice Black Wych. That's got a nice ring to it. My friend knows a Cockburn, as in the port, not the painful sensation. Talking of ridiculous names, right out of the blue, up pops Mr Spanners from the land of lurkerdom: >>HELLO LUCY ALDER - MY BUNS ARE CLENCHED FOR YOU... Ooh, luvverly - I've only sampled the hot cross variety of late. Pete Waterman is obviously after any publicity he can get for Steps, even though the Brits story is Last Year's News. Before this long, drawn out saga goes any further, perhaps the best way to settle the matter would be to have an afternoon of Steps/B&S TAG TEAM WRESTLING. Steps enter the ring first, in matching blue PVC capes. H looks particularly fetching in his tight little shorts and war paint. Now, into the ring come our heroes, in towelling dressing gowns, bunny slippers and Stu is even carrying his blankie. Round one, ding ding! What's this? Isobel leaps over the ropes, takes out the cello she's been hiding under the voluminous folds of her dressing gown, swings it round her head a couple of times, then hurls it across the ring towards the opposition, knocking out each and every one of them out and leaving Lisa with severe brain damage. No, my mistake, she was brain dead already. So, that puts a lid on the matter and Pete Waterman can SHUT UP, RIGHT? Right. Juicy Lucy -- This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately and then destroy any copies of it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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