August 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Fairy's Pole
by Kenneth P Y Chu 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Hello.. Wow.. I was almost the last person out of the office this evening, and the boss guys seem impressed, if only they know that I was just there reading SINISTER on the web :))))))))) Oops if the boss is on Sinister then he'd be reading this then I'd be a Kenneth Fired Chicken.. but wait.. if he's reading this, then unless he's a saddo who goes to an internet cafe all the time (ahem!) to read sinister he is reading it at work too!!! Haha Boo to you too Big Boss Man! A joke my friend told me the other day, it was funny so I thought I'll tell it here and claim it as mine: Two tankers, one carrying red paint, one blue paint, collided in the North sea, all the penguins were marooned... HA HA HA HA HA! :))) sorry Agent Boom from Magdaland said... >> I don't understand people who admire girls just because they like Belle and Sebastian, even if they are horrible snobs.<< What I don't understand is why don't GIRLS admire boys just because they like Belle and Sebastian???? If they do, then why don't they admire me!!!! Come on love me you know you want to girls :-) Yes, I am posting twice in a week.. I think it is the pre-picnic madness that is causing this.. but oooooooooooooooohhh I can't wait! I have to go to deadly EmKay that is Milton Keynes on the Fri/Sat before the picnic tho :-( Let's hope I wouldn't have died of boredom before I go back to London! I can't stand much more of Oasis playing at this Internet Cafe so I'll stop now.. byeeeee! Non-oasis records and red bulls! Ken ====================================================================== I was surprised I was happy for a day in 1975 I was troubled by a dream it stayed with me all day in 1995 - Belle & Sebastian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I sort in a store and I left my pens behind me
by vodkabird＠gurlmail.com 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Greetings Groovemeisters Just to clear up a slight misunderstanding about the pie thing (thanks for the confuzzled emails) San Diego has a Chicken Pie shop. It's fab and has many variations on the chicken theme. Even better is the grandiose display of cocks in the shop. It ruffled my feathers, let me tell you. I was in and around Primrose Hill last weekend under the pretence of admiring the beeyootiful London urbanside. Nice pubs there. A glut of Greek restaurants too. One of life's ickle mysterons, methinks. I daren't mention it really but I hear grindings on the B&S grapewhine that they may be touring next year. I apologise in advance if a hundred people have stumbled upon this info already but I was too pooped after work to go trawling through the last week's messages. You may beat me with a hoover now. Voddyboird xx ________________________________________________________________________ --> get your free, private gURLmail account at http://www.gURLmail.com !! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Punk Moan
by David Moore 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Greets, The subject was supposed to be 10 Python Lee Jackson-ington Place but I Peek Freaned at the Latest page first, spied a theme & decided to jump on the Bandwagonesque. First, a confession to get off my chest. In 1970 I couldn't STAND Nick Drake* because of the arrangements: anything with strings played on top of it made me vomit. Music for grown ups. Therefore I leaned heavily to the Noddy Holder faction. Slayed Alive (where did I put the stress on that oxymoron?) was a brilliant Friday/Saturday night record, also containing Noddy's genuinely tender & moving rendition of John Sebastian's My Darling Be Home Soon. *Love him to bits now (or at least some of it.) Secondly, your radio correspondent would like you to know that the 8 piece Hefner play a session on John "Teenage dreams are hard to beat" Peel tomorrow night ( www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/ something) I went away for a week, looked down at Mont Blanc from 35,000 feet & shared Rome with 2,000,000 members of John Paul II's Youth Army. Feelings were mixed, looking at Il Duce's balcony with flag waving, scarf wearing, chanting groups of young people marching by. On my return I read 8 digests and all my feeble brain could come up with was: pixidustlady I didn't think it took that much effort to get SWells on his knees Magnetic Sarah I like that Velocette song too. I suspect it to be their career high. Mr Magnetic Sarah I (er, Damo) What IS being planned for DK? Arantxa There's no excuse for calling Mark C one of those So I'd better go, See you Sunday, David Moore Chelmsford, UK +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Breitner Layter
by P F 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

An interesting character said: >>What about Ronnie Lane? A fine musician who was always overshadowed by charismatic shag-monster frontmen. Yes, Ronnie Lane's Cheap Trick - what was the album called again? Was it Cheap Trick? I don't think so, I think that was just the name of the band - anyway, there was a veneer of sophistication there, no, hang on, a veneer of crudity, beneath which lay a secret valleyu of sophistication. I am reminded of what Michael Wood (LRB), the DJ at the 'Quebec Curve', said about Woody Allen's marriage. I think you know what I'm talking about. Beneath that facade there was probably a pretty good illusion, clanking away. PJ Miller compared Rod to Nick Drake. I like it, I like it - this is a potentially vibrant comparison. It might make Nick Drake more interesting. Is this possible? I think so. Is it, on the other hand, possible to make Rod more interesting? Again yes: it's about ways of thinking about these old geezers. Rod Drake and Nick Stewart, that concept has a future, somewhere in the past, as WG Sebadoh says somewhere in 'Zopyra'. He's published other works too, mind. I'm looking forward to seeing extracts from them on this list. Time has told me that I have still not got around to telling you about the Black Tambourines. Perhaps they should remain just between themselves. Additional reportage: Rod Cadamarteryyii ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: check out me assets
by Robert Brennan 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

(Nervously looks over the top of his lurk hole and...) Ooo! Headings! AUCTION This auction's an ace idea. Unfortunately I don't really have any marketable skills other than blagging drinks. Although I suppose I could boost anyone's flagging self-esteem by agreeing with you all the time and being a little bit worse than you at everything. PIC-A-NIC Ooh... Bit risky having one on a bank holiday ain't it? It's bound to cat down now. I've been stood up for Reading so I'll be there if bouze and swearing is involved. ROD THE GOD I've got nothing against Rod Stewart - he gets to drink and shag as much as he likes and generally do what we'd all like to do. What about Ronnie Lane? A fine musician who was always overshadowed by charismatic shag-monster frontmen. MOB ROOLZ I live in Portsmouth. Apparently we've all been rampaging round the streets, dragging suspected Gary Glitter types out of their houses and burning them in the village square. It's been on the telly but we don't have those here 'cos they be witchcraft. MISC. Loved to have joined in on the English Lit. type thread but everyone is just too cleverer than me. Think I'll go home now. Robster ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i give you love baby, not romance
by Paula Cullen 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

raaaaar, i bet no-one remembers me, do they? you giant collective of nut-sacks, you. anyway, i just thought i'd write and tell you about some funny things that happened to me last weekend. last friday, whilst consuming a few shandies down the boozer, the conversation came around to what was The Best Curseword In The World.........Ever. naturally, "Cunt" was streets ahead of the rest, what with it being the Most Offensive Word In The English Language and all. i decided to offer up one of my personal faves for adjudication as well, although being a little "jolly", my voice seemed to drown out every other voice in the pub. and what did i say? " I QUITE LIKE COCK ACTUALLY". hmmm, yes. i proclaimed my fondness for COCK to the entire patronage of the pub at the top of my voice. i had a few rum offers later on that night, let me tell you. ho ho, etc. the night really went downhill from that point as well. having made the acquaintance of some labourer-type chap, i managed to pe rsuade him into lending me his hard hat and fluorescent overall thingy. i did a lap of the pub in his garb for a "laff" and managed to bump into one of our biggest clients in work who is also chums with my boss. yummm. the odd bit was though, that he didn't actually mention my attire. and nor did i. we stood there for ten minutes discussing business and the weather whilst i was dressed like one of the village people. perhaps he thought it was the New Black. thats all i think. oh, apart from this, which in my opinion, is The Best Joke In The World.......Ever. Q. whats white and slithers accross the floor? A. come dancing. raaaaar pawla cullen booze explosion xxxxxxx. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I've Got The World On A String
by Pauline L. Shivers 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Hello again, yes 'tis me... aah... life's been really cruel to me... At our last episode.. erm, sorry, post, I told you about the macaroni dandy my aunt wants to marry me off to, Giovanni Gregorio d'Arnuzzio and about my cousin Theodor who I thought was a gay in the closet... Well, you won't believe what else happened that dreadful weekend in the country! One thing I have to say though: big Aunt Myrtles found out about everything so you can imagine. So where have we stopped? oh yes, dinner. Auntie has this obsession with dinner; it has to be served quite early, like 6pm. So after we finished dinner and after this episode with the good looking waiter, we thought with Theodor that we should go for a walk; we watned to walk over the hill to my friend Althea's cottage and hear all the other spicy stories about my wanabee fianc�! In his dreams!!! And of course Giovanni grabbed the chance to come with us after aunt Myrtles suggested it! The bluddy turtle!! Why wouldn't she leave us alone? So, we all set off to Althea's house to have some coffee; and of course there was no way we would hear any spicy gossip for Giovanni since he'd be there as well... thing is, Althea seemed to be quite fascinated by Giovanni's looks and she said that if I didn't want him she would have him! I said "well, he's all yours then; but how can you stand him? he's so sleezy! look at these eyes swimming in olive oil! And after all, you told me he wasn't that *gifted*"... but Althea said she'd check about that herself! To be honest, I was really happy with this development... So, I was quite cheerful as we took the way back to the cottage... Aunt asked me to play some piano whilst she was reading and my dad sank in great grand father's old regency style armchair with the worn out peach velvet tapestry, smoking his pipe and drinking some napoleon.. Theodor was there with us but when I finished playing that Chopin piece that auntie loves so much, I noticed that he wasn't there anymore... I asked to be excused and dashed out... I heard some noises coming from the stables! I tried to be really quiet as I saw Theodor peeping from the window into the stables... I went there walking on my toes and looked over his shoulder; he saw me so I had to make "shhh" with my finger on my mouth. I looked inside and there was of course, Arthur! You remember the gardener! he was standing there in the candle light, wearing almost nothing, well some pants only, and having let's say a shower! but he was just taking water from a bucket and throwing it over on his body! And what a body! I think Arthur is a fine specimen of man, or of how men should be... Theodor was watching breathless.. I could hear him holding his breath as Arthur was sliding his hand over his shoulders using a wet towel and a bar of soap... I think that Arthur knew Theodor was there watching him all along... suddenly we heard a noise behind us; we turned and saw aunt Myrtles standing there holding her riding whip on her hand; she pushed us away and looked through the window! she wasn't very pleased with the sight, nor with Theodor's excitement which was almost visible! She just dashed in the stables and told Arthur that he shouldn't consider himself as a member of her staff from that moment and then she came back and told us that it was time for bed... Did she stretch her neck? Did her eyes popped out? Oh God!! Yes! Both Theodor and me felt the colour strained from our faces and then coming back ferociously... Aunt Myrtles kissed us on our cheek and wished goodnight and then left. I saw Theodor dashing in the stables and putting a little piece of paper in Arthur's hand, then stroke his hair and then coming back to me... we didn't say a word! we just went to our bedrooms. I fell asleep thinking that I should talk with Theodor once and for all first thing next morning, and try to find a way to solve our problems and deal with auntie's authoritative manners... I don't know for how long I was sleeping when I heard a strange sound in the room! I woke up, turn on the lamb on my bedtable to come face to face with Giovanni!! Yes that sorry excuse of a man, had the nerve to sneake in my bedroom while I was asleep! He removed my covers and looked at me in an ecstatic way. I won't tell you what I was wearing, let's just say it wasn't much! I asked him what he thought he was doing? To that he giggled and said "cara, we'll be married soon; so don't be like that to your future husband".. to that I shouted "in your dreams, you italiano cornuto, bastardo!!" and to that he replied by trying to kiss me pushing me back to the pillows! He whispered in my ear "I like you this way; my little wildcat!". That was it! I thought I could get rid of him and be quiet about the whole incident, but that was more than I could put up with! I kicked him with my knee, on his you know where... and start screaming for help as he fell over the bed groaning! Theodor was the first to dash in my room; his bedroom's next to mine, then my dad in his robe and last aunt Myrtles! The maid came there too, but auntie dismissed her... everyone was looking at the scene frozen... me trying pulling my covers to my chin with tears in my eyes (what did you think?) and the wannabie lover (hah!) lying down on the floor holding his... yes... still groaning! She came there over my bed and said "shhh child! I'll tell Maria to make some warm milk for you; everything will be fine!" And me as I saw this as the only way out from my engangement to Giovanni, I grabbed the chance and started weeping holding auntie's hand and saying "Oh auntie, I was so scared! I never ever wanted to cause a disgrace to our family!" and burst into more tears! Aunt Myrtles stroked my hair and left the room saying that she would see to this matter first thing in the morning! Next morning at breakfast we noticed that Giovanni was nowhere in the house! Aunt Myrtles kicked him out... Maria, my maid, told me that aunt said to him that that marriage would never take place and she'd rather die than see her niece married to a pervert like him! Good Riddens Giovanni dearest! Arthur was sacked as I told you as she could never accept Theodor was to blame, and she certainly will never as long as she lives accept his homosexuality. I still feel very bad for Arthur... But I think that Theodor have already met him in Prague! Now he's trying to find a job for him at one of those gentlemen's clubs, preferable in Theodor's club! That's all for now. I hope I didn't bore you; my post seems to be so long this time; but I had to tell you all these, right? Right! Ok, I'm off now; I have a tennis appointment with Althea! take care all of you Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers she's that aristocratic slag who lives and reigns in Prague __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail � Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: I've Got The World On A String
by Pauline L. Shivers 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Hello again, yes 'tis me... aah... life's been really cruel to me... At our last episode.. erm, sorry, post, I told you about the macaroni dandy my aunt wants to marry me off to, Giovanni Gregorio d'Arnuzzio and about my cousin Theodor who I thought was a gay in the closet... Well, you won't believe what else happened that dreadful weekend in the country! One thing I have to say though: big Aunt Myrtles found out about everything so you can imagine. So where have we stopped? oh yes, dinner. Auntie has this obsession with dinner; it has to be served quite early, like 6pm. So after we finished dinner and after this episode with the good looking waiter, we thought with Theodor that we should go for a walk; we watned to walk over the hill to my friend Althea's cottage and hear all the other spicy stories about my wanabee fianc�! In his dreams!!! And of course Giovanni grabbed the chance to come with us after aunt Myrtles suggested it! The bluddy turtle!! Why wouldn't she leave us alone? So, we all set off to Althea's house to have some coffee; and of course there was no way we would hear any spicy gossip for Giovanni since he'd be there as well... thing is, Althea seemed to be quite fascinated by Giovanni's looks and she said that if I didn't want him she would have him! I said "well, he's all yours then; but how can you stand him? he's so sleezy! look at these eyes swimming in olive oil! And after all, you told me he wasn't that *gifted*"... but Althea said she'd check about that herself! To be honest, I was really happy with this development... So, I was quite cheerful as we took the way back to the cottage... Aunt asked me to play some piano whilst she was reading and my dad sank in great grand father's old regency style armchair with the worn out peach velvet tapestry, smoking his pipe and drinking some napoleon.. Theodor was there with us but when I finished playing that Chopin piece that auntie loves so much, I noticed that he wasn't there anymore... I asked to be excused and dashed out... I heard some noises coming from the stables! I tried to be really quiet as I saw Theodor peeping from the window into the stables... I went there walking on my toes and looked over his shoulder; he saw me so I had to make "shhh" with my finger on my mouth. I looked inside and there was of course, Arthur! You remember the gardener! he was standing there in the candle light, wearing almost nothing, well some pants only, and having let's say a shower! but he was just taking water from a bucket and throwing it over on his body! And what a body! I think Arthur is a fine specimen of man, or of how men should be... Theodor was watching breathless.. I could hear him holding his breath as Arthur was sliding his hand over his shoulders using a wet towel and a bar of soap... I think that Arthur knew Theodor was there watching him all along... suddenly we heard a noise behind us; we turned and saw aunt Myrtles standing there holding her riding whip on her hand; she pushed us away and looked through the window! she wasn't very pleased with the sight, nor with Theodor's excitement which was almost visible! She just dashed in the stables and told Arthur that he shouldn't consider himself as a member of her staff from that moment and then she came back and told us that it was time for bed... Did she stretch her neck? Did her eyes popped out? Oh God!! Yes! Both Theodor and me felt the colour strained from our faces and then coming back ferociously... Aunt Myrtles kissed us on our cheek and wished goodnight and then left. I saw Theodor dashing in the stables and putting a little piece of paper in Arthur's hand, then stroke his hair and then coming back to me... we didn't say a word! we just went to our bedrooms. I fell asleep thinking that I should talk with Theodor once and for all first thing next morning, and try to find a way to solve our problems and deal with auntie's authoritative manners... I don't know for how long I was sleeping when I heard a strange sound in the room! I woke up, turn on the lamb on my bedtable to come face to face with Giovanni!! Yes that sorry excuse of a man, had the nerve to sneake in my bedroom while I was asleep! He removed my covers and looked at me in an ecstatic way. I won't tell you what I was wearing, let's just say it wasn't much! I asked him what he thought he was doing? To that he giggled and said "cara, we'll be married soon; so don't be like that to your future husband".. to that I shouted "in your dreams, you italiano cornuto, bastardo!!" and to that he replied by trying to kiss me pushing me back to the pillows! He whispered in my ear "I like you this way; my little wildcat!". That was it! I thought I could get rid of him and be quiet about the whole incident, but that was more than I could put up with! I kicked him with my knee, on his you know where... and start screaming for help as he fell over the bed groaning! Theodor was the first to dash in my room; his bedroom's next to mine, then my dad in his robe and last aunt Myrtles! The maid came there too, but auntie dismissed her... everyone was looking at the scene frozen... me trying pulling my covers to my chin with tears in my eyes (what did you think?) and the wannabie lover (hah!) lying down on the floor holding his... yes... still groaning! She came there over my bed and said "shhh child! I'll tell Maria to make some warm milk for you; everything will be fine!" And me as I saw this as the only way out from my engangement to Giovanni, I grabbed the chance and started weeping holding auntie's hand and saying "Oh auntie, I was so scared! I never ever wanted to cause a disgrace to our family!" and burst into more tears! Aunt Myrtles stroked my hair and left the room saying that she would see to this matter first thing in the morning! Next morning at breakfast we noticed that Giovanni was nowhere in the house! Aunt Myrtles kicked him out... Maria, my maid, told me that aunt said to him that that marriage would never take place and she'd rather die than see her niece married to a pervert like him! Good Riddens Giovanni dearest! Arthur was sacked as I told you as she could never accept Theodor was to blame, and she certainly will never as long as she lives accept his homosexuality. I still feel very bad for Arthur... But I think that Theodor have already met him in Prague! Now he's trying to find a job for him at one of those gentlemen's clubs, preferable in Theodor's club! That's all for now. I hope I didn't bore you; my post seems to be so long this time; but I had to tell you all these, right? Right! Ok, I'm off now; I have a tennis appointment with Althea! take care all of you Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers she's that aristocratic slag who lives and reigns in Prague __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail � Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: Saturday night dive
by Lorraine Hosie 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Hello Me cheekies I have a friend (yes I do!) who has arranged a "surprise" for Saturday evening in London's West End. Apparently, this surprise is an "event" with a strong B&S theme (!) I hate surprises. I'll end up wearing the wrong shoes or something. Can anyone shed any light? Otherwise, I will reveal all to the nitpickers on Sunday! SEE YOU ALL THERE! Lotsa glove Lorraine +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Hailstones the size of mint imperials
by Lucy Alder 22 Aug '00

22 Aug '00

Hello you lot A couple of weeks ago, before the Jeepster message board went completely lunatic and bonkers and bore messages from Jason Andreas trying to arrange a meet-up last Christmas, I read a whole host of messages from people who were organising a picnic on Primrose Hill on 20th August. I thought I might go along, but when I read one message that said "well done for organising a picnic without the help of the B&S Primrose Mafia", I knew I had to go along... and moider them all with violence and swearing. As previously reported by Miss Lixi, a fair number of us lugged bouze and Pringles up the hill, eyes skinned for anybody looking vaguely like B&S fans. We spied one possible group, procrastinated shyly for 10 minutes in an obvious I-want-to-talk-to-you-but-I'm-too-scared kind of way, then Mark C bit the bullet and approached them. "Excuse me, are you anything to do with Jeepster?" "Jeepster, what's that?" Oh dear. So we got a bit pissed on our own, but it was fun nonetheless. There was a good kite in the shape of a clipper ship that didn't fly and a chocolate labrador puppy with its head in the bin. We also spotted what may have been a Marilyn Manson picnic. All in all, a nice warm-up for next weekend's shenanigans in Greenwich. Rachel W, who apparently shares email with Vicki Rider (either that or she wants to confuse the bejeesus out of us all) wrote > I read line in a previous post that I think needs repeating: > > "i think that Bush is a slimey bastard fit > >to be thrown to the lions but that's just me" and I'd like to add that I think that Bush are slimey bastards fit to be thrown to the lions. I could also write something about slimey bushes, but that would be just plain disgusting. And on that note, I'll leave you. Juicy Lucy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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