August 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Homo Kenny
by Kenneth P Y Chu 26 Aug '00

26 Aug '00

Hi, I hope you are all well... I am home in Milton Keynes for today.. er, yay.. and my dad for some reason had a "conversation" with me last night with things to say.. he asked me if I was gay! So I said nay, and he said okay. Hmm. What on Earth gave him the impression that I may be gay? Don't really know, ok so I might have rather girly hair and not going out with anyone but that doesn't mean that I fancy blokes does it? Otherwise I'd be not not going out with anyone but going out with, er, blokes right? Anyway I was glad that at least I've set the record straight (unintentional pun). Look forward to seeing all of you going to the picnic tomorrow! :) It's pisting down with rain at the moment but it's going to be sunny and grate tomorrow I just know it. Picnics and red bulls xxx Ken ====================================================================== I go outside it's not so bad, I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that The girls are holding hands, the girls are holding hands don't be a fool it's 1995 the girls are just friends - Belle & Sebastian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: boy with the subject line
by Toby Chan 26 Aug '00

26 Aug '00

`Girls and Boys: ` `( ( ( (( H E L L O )) ) ) ) ` `anyone ` ` COPY ? ` ` HALO PF: ` I am not the one who CLAIM ` "LADIES AND......." ` IS the PeRfect pop ` ` But i need this Space Rock ` SONIQUE treatment at that time ` TOBY c +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Stories of horror! (Actually just 1 story)
by CaMo81＠aol.com 26 Aug '00

26 Aug '00

Oh the Horror! Oh the Shame! The Agony! I narrowly avoided a travesty that would have rocked the nation. My mother (who's intentions where good) confused Belle and Sebastian with 70's glam rocker (and a particularly bad one at that) Sebastian Bach! <Insert seizure here> She said she almost bought tickets to the musical he is staring in. I told her "Thanks for your concern but consult me before you make any rash decisions." 70's Glam rock, THE HORROR! Anyway, Jenowl said: >Also hard kids, this week, have decided to put chewing gum all over the inside of my jacket when I wan't looking, so it wrecked my jacket, and my new pinafore. Also, they tried to steal my headscarf, but I stopped them, which I was proud of. I also said "bite me" to a really hard kid, when she told me how I was dead, so I was proud of that too.< Under such circumstances, psychological warfare must be used. For one entire school year, you have to wear all black with big heavy steel tip storm trooper boots. That takes care of the outside image. Now when you're approached by these so called "hard kids," it's very important to have a stone straight face, when they threaten you, you lean in real close and in a real soft voice, you say something terribly gory, be imaginative. Some of my favs are, "I'm going to gut you like a fish and then use your intestines as a garden hose," or "I'm going to decapitate you, boil off the skin and use your overturned skull as a candy dish." Be creative, there are lots of internal organs, have fun with them! Then you must spread slowly a penchant for war and death. Be careful with this one, if it gets to the teachers you're completely screwed. Follow these steps and "your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange." Trust me I did this last year, no one bothers me now. My new experiment for this year is to go shopping and start dressing very twee and harmless like, even though on the inside I could kill someone. (I'm quite handy with butterfly knives and have recently taken up knife throwing.) Ummm perhaps I said too much hehe......<glances about nervously> So? When was Struans birthday? Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damages, deaths, or personal injuries incurred by the above statements. Even though everyone on the list now thinks I'm a complete psychopath. (Don't worry guys, in reality I am pretty harmless.) So? Anyone know where I could pick up some twee looking clothes? My friend picked up a rather nice sweater from Old Navy, so I'll probably start there. My goal is too look like one of the guys on the opening graphic of the French tweeclub website, www.chez.com/tweeclub. Check it out and get back to me. I love screwing with the masses! Good night Sinister, wherever you lay your head. Derek P.S. I hope any potential Sinister friendships were not destroyed by this posting. It's all just propaganda for my ego anyway. =) P.P.S: Jenowl, please don't really do this. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: And the beat goes on....
by PolyesterGroom＠aol.com 26 Aug '00

26 Aug '00

Salut It is not a frequent or popular past time of mine to write to the list,but tonight as I sit bored and ill with a summertime cold,ive noticed a need to communicate with my brethren. haha,pass me the shovel And as the oncoming school year beckons once more,and for me the last time as Im graduating, numerous thoughts fill my mind.Many of which can be attributed to weather changes,others to friend changes,and others still to life changes.Ive entitled the summer of 2000 "The Summer of Endings" anyone concur? regards Nick +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: (polly) pocket book angel
by JENOWL22＠aol.com 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

Hewwo, Ok, don't worry, I won't go all excited and write about Polly Pockets for all of this mail. Again. Has anyone seen X Men. I went to see it just there, and it was really fabby and grate. I wish they'd all worn the comic book outfits though. I loved the comic books. I was a strange child. When I was very small, I liked Micro Machines, and Star Wars, and WCW, and comic books and stuff. Then I moved on to the complete extreme of Barbie Dolls, and pink fluffy things. Now I'm somewhere in between. Hard kids. D'you remember I told you about that rapist boy that I got pushed into dating. Well, hey, guess what, he's doing community service at our school. So I did a brilliant thing which I should have thought of earlier, which meant that I didn't have to go out with him, or incur his big scary wrath. I lied a bit and told him I was a lesbian, to stop him coming near me, and hey, it worked. Also hard kids, this week, have decided to put chewing gum all over the inside of my jacket when I wan't looking, so it wrecked my jacket, and my new pinafore. Also, they tried to steal my headscarf, but I stopped them, which I was proud of. I also said "bite me" to a really hard kid, when she told me how I was dead, so I was proud of that too. Today, after I went to see the X Men, I came home on the bus, and I had my fairy wings on, and after I got off the bus, everything was quiet, and no one was about, so I started singing women's realm really loudly, and it was grate fun, because it echoed and everything. Someone said (i'm really sorry, I forgot who) about Pauline L Shivers, and how her storied were cool and all made up. Am I odd, but I really do believe them? Honestly. I'm going to go now, Bye bye, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: politics and relocation
by COURTOLY＠aol.com 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

Hello my dears, I read a bit of the Nader discussion. Boo to the business world is right! But the Nader camp has a good argument regarding vote splitting...in a country where 60% of the eligible voters do not vote, a candidate who is appealing to those fed up with the two party system is going to get more non-voters into the polls than people who are changing their mind from a traditional party to the Greens. Many activists, especially with an anarchist slant, do not vote in national elections. Vote cancellation is another option, find a friend who is going to vote for the opposition and agree not to vote together. See, just as good as voting yourself! Of course, you could still vote after you convinced them not to. I'm relocating to Athens GA in two months. If anyone has any advice, job leads etc. I have my BA in Liberal Arts and experience in libraries, coffee shops, and arts and craft stores. Love Courtney +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: r u still in 2 it?
by amy_jackson0 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

hello there madame sinister... since my last attempt at being funny and kool with you lot i found out that the whole Highers f*ck up has nothing to do with me (obviously, i didn't do it!) what i mean is that my results are totally fine. how do i know this.........? cos i *finally* got accepted to strathclyde uni! ya dancer!!!! so i hit the streets of glasgow on the 23rd of september. am i nervous? more like bluddy petrified. the big city is scary. the first time i went on a double decker bus was this june. the first time i went in a black cab taxi was last october. the first time i *saw* a double decker bus was last october too (in edinburgh). i live in the sticks y'see. well, the sticks is like a buzzing metropolis compared to where i live. Gairloch. 85 miles west of inverness, a million miles away from civilisation. the place is a shambles, for example, licensing laws? what licensing laws, lets serve straight vodka (and red bull, just to keeps ken happy!) to all the 13 year olds and watch them collapse in the street! drugs? damn right, get them in at the harbour and sell them at the pub! nice people? aye, that'll be bluddy right. :/ so i'm glad to be getting away. not that i'm saying that glasgow doesn't have these problems, far from it, it'll just be good to not bump into the same people every day and have everyone knowing your secrets before you do. i need a hug. it feels like everything is changing too fast and i can't stop it and it's all dead scary and i don't know what to do. i'm too young for this kind of responsibilty. god i'm so sad :( i got my hair cut like manda from bis again, only this time it actually looks like her haircut. gonna put the streaks in soon, when i can find some nice hair dye. oh how i love mogwai. been listening to them a lot lately and they're mighty fine. even bought one of the "blur: are shite" t shirts and a hoody top, so things must be getting bad. was watching the bbc's new "romantic drama" glasgow kiss the other night (for want of something better to do) and i heard "the boy with the arab strap" being played in the background when the woman was in her room getting changed. started screaming when i heard it, my mam thought someone had died. my wee sister confessed to me last night that she is a closet n*sync fan. should i disown her? or maybe play b&S to her non stop until her ears bleed? this happened before, when i liked blur and she hated them, i pinned her to the floor and put "popscene" on repeat play full blast for half an hour. she's never been the same since. must thank pauline l shivers for the tales of aristocracy, turtle neck aunts and stables. another chapter soon, please? that's all for today, luv and jelly tots, amy xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: LORD ANTHONY MP3
by David White 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

Hello again list, Firstly let me apologise if my rantings about politics were in any way offensive, ill informed or just generally boring (politics boring, surely not ;) ). By way of apology, I offer you the chance to download yet another fine rare Belle and Sebastian track. This time its Lord Anthony. You should know the drill by know but if you don't, head over to www.belleandsebastian.freeserve.co.uk click on the DOWNLOADS link and there it should be in all its glory. The file is just under 3 Mb and clocks in at just over 3 minutes in length (I tell you this to avoid the confusion which occurred with my last MP3 posting!) That's all folks! David david(a)belleandsebastian.freeserve.co.uk PS thanks to all those who mailed me to tell me who Nader is! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Resenbrink Moon
by P F 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

<<...brink, brink, brink, brink...>> oxo Genevieve sighed: >>I wish the Marijuana Party would take over polotics. They did, silly! That's why it's called 'polotics' nowadays. It's all not at all to be confused with Steady Mike's tic-tac theory. That was quite different. Did anyone understand it? Mooro returned and harangued: >>I went away for a week, looked down at Mont Blanc from 35,000 feet & >>shared Rome with 2,000,000 members of John Paul II's Youth Army. Feelings were mixed, looking at Il Duce's balcony with flag waving, scarf wearing, chanting groups of young people marching by. It's him! I *knew* W.G. Sebadoh was around here somewhere. Which book is that from? It can't be Vertigo, Mont Blanc or no Laurent Blanc. Toby Chan refused to Tobe the line any further. He wheezed: >> I smoked my Silk Cut Urltra Mild and I picked up the "Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floated In Space BP" in my messy CD pile And thing's got better. >> As Brian Clough once said: 'I don't mean to be rude, son - but' [But] are you the loon who told chickfactor that 'Ladies and Gentlemen' was the most perfect pop song ever? That's crazy talk, kid. Chris Paluch went to Palookaville, and yearned: >> Oh yes, for anybody on the sinister list from Vermont or New Hampshire please email me. Oh yeah i have to write a paper...I am here for law school after all. >> It sounds to me like he has an exciting life. I don't live in New Hampshire, but did write a song called 'New Hampshire' once. Will that do? And we're missing the Super Cup for this. ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ...
by Head in Clouds 25 Aug '00

25 Aug '00

Anyone here in From Bath? Or Bristol? Please let me know. "I blinked my eyes and you were gone" HIC. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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